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2016

28

Apr

Hailey Baldwin’s Ass in Tights Does a Lunge of the Day

FAKE MODEL Hailey Baldwin is garbage, you know some Stephen Baldwin cum that crawled out of some Stephen Baldwin gold digger pussy 9 months after being deposited inside it….you know in a trying to trap Stephen Baldwin because he wasn’t as much of a fucking loser back then…it made fiscal sense..

Hailey Baldwin is the spoiled, trust fund, rich kid they pawned off on the Jenners when they would send her to the LA home, possibly paid the Kardashians to babysit her with promises of giving them 20 percent of anything she makes if they help create her…

Why? Because she had nothing else to offer, it was a good way to keep her out of trouble, and when you’re a vapid rich kid who is raised watching models on social media, it’s only natural to want to be a model and have a following, it’s vanity…talentless vanity…and entitlement…

It’s the birthday gift that keeps giving “Daddy buy me 1,000,000 instagram followers”….while daddy is too busy rehashing his career to notice…he says “use the credit card dear”….assuming they even talk…these rich people are so fucked…

But I’m into her in squat formation…wearing tight…it’s better than her in person…which I’ve seen and didn’t even notice..because these latch on rich kids are unremarkable…they just have marketing behind them…

FAKE MODEL! REAL ASS! THAT MAY BE A FAKE ASS! BUT I THINK IT’S JUST A YOUNG ASS BUILT ON FITNESS HORMONE IN FOOD ASS!

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2016

28

Apr

Josephine Skriver for David Bellemere in Marie Claire Italy of the Day

Josephine Skriver is the robot, AI, genetically modified, designer DNA, freak…who will probably end up getting a horrible cancer thanks to the early technology of genetic engineering…I mean she was built in the lap, in a test tube, from her biologist homosexual father, and her lesbian donor egg mother…in a lab probably financed by Victoria’s Secret, in a country where cloning and doing “god’s work”…even though GOD is an alien…in selecting hair color, eye color, height and other things…that created Josephine Skriver…

I think I’ve already posted these pics by David Bellemere, who in the event you didn’t know, is one of the top nude model photographers in recent years, who has gone from taking pics of random girls naked…to Victoria’s Secret models…because I guess Victoria’s Secret is trying to be edgy enough to keep up with Instagram…and this shoot is probably a behind the scenes on location for Victoria’s Secret, that they are double dipping in PR by sending them off to magazines that’ll run the feature…it’s good for business…

She’s an it girl, literall…can you consider genetically modified test tube babies anything but an it…and she’s magical…but not really…it’s all based on science which disproves magic…

Posted in:Josephine Skriver

2016

28

Apr

Chyna Sex Tape Giveaway of the Day

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Some of you may remember that Chyna died the day that Prince died, because she was in chronic pain after years of wrestling abuse to her body and I guess she just threw in the towel…..

I never watched wrestling, by I do watch sex tapes, and Chyna went as hard as she did in her sex tape as she did in the ring…it’s part of her legacy…

That said, my friends at VIVID are giving away a bunch of Chyna’s sex tapes they produced for Chyna


SO IF YOU WANT A CHANCE TO WIN CHYNA’S SEX TAPE SEND ME AN EMAIL SUBJECT CHYNA NEVER DIES HERE TO WIN

This is what Vivid had to say about the promo:

Vivid Loves Chyna…and always will. As a tribute to a true superstar in our movies, in wrestling and in life, Vivid Entertainment is giving away DVDs of her title “Chyna is Queen of the Ring” to five lucky visitors to DrunkenStepfather.com. Chyna made four movies with Vivid and you can check out all of them on www.vivid.com She had planned to discuss making more movies before she left us much too soon.

Just send an email HERE and we’ll select a winner at random every day for five days starting TODAY who will receive the movie.

Winners will be notified by email. (Entrants need to be 18 years of age or over.)

IF YOU WANT A CHANCE AT WINNING THE SEX TAPE SEND ME AN EMAIL SUBJECT CHYNA NEVER DIES HERE OR YOU CAN BUY THE SEX TAPE HERE

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2016

28

Apr

Kendall Jenner Bikini Model of the Day

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I hate everything Kardashian but I guess we all perpetuate their existence by talking about them…but more importantly, brands keep throwing money at them because they actually push sales, like their trashiest, richest AVON lady knocking at your door via social media…because I guess girls want to be them…

It’s safe to say that Kendall is the hottest one in the litter of these demons…but she’s still overrated and not deserving of any “model” career, but brands are confused and like making sales and executives are lazy and lack innovation..throw money where other people throw money…throw money at something that works…motherfucker is too busy fucking his secretary to bother using his fucking brain…

Here are some bikini pics…because bikini modeling is easy – every bitch on INSTAGRAM will prove that to you…make belief becomes real when you’re rich as fuck and connected.

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2016

28

Apr

Woman Flashes Tits on TV and Other Videos of the Day

Women Stripped Naked

Naked Man Running From the Police

Bike VS Drunk Driver

Man Tests Target’s Women’s Bathroom Policy

Hot Coffee To Face in Philly

Classy Brawl….

Illuminated Tits

TITS on PS4 Streaming

Bee VS Nail

Cop VS Man with a Gun

Prison Guard Pepper Sprays Restrained Inmate

Farmer Gets Stripped on Stage

Sausage of the Day

Dog Reunited with Owner

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

28

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like putting people down when they are down…it’s more effective.

I like offering my content producer advice to people on my facebook who are asking the social network what they should wear on a first date…to which I say “Blackface”….because Blackface is comedic especially on first dates…

I like to be like Myspace and ask for the top 8 pics of a girl I meet’s vagina – because I’m from internet early 2000s….but in all honesty I prefer butt hole pics…it’s the best hole….because all butt hole pics have a little vagina in it….

I like a lot of things…but I don’t like Snapchat Filters…or social media, the people on it, or even this site…but mainly because of you…because the site itself is great…no one can delete me here…like they do everywhere else…they don’t get the jokes…

Here are some morning links..

Hot Girls in Bed…
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Leo and his New Pussy
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Brilliant 59 Second ATM Robbery
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Alexis REn in a Bikini
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Leo’s Hot New Girlfriend is Hot
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High Speed Railway
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Anne Hathaway’s Shout Out to Beyonce Makes me Hate Pop Culture
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Miley and Her Stupid Tattoo
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What It’s Like Fighting for IS
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Approaching the Unknown Trailer
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Hot Asses
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2016

27

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like telling girls who are dressed in leggings to not bend so deep when reaching for the peanut butter – I’m wearing sweatpants and don’t want to get a boner,it’ll be embarrassing in more ways than I’m prepared to be embarrassed – while pointing at my dick in loose fitting, soiled, ripped sweat pants – it’s my form of disclaimer – turns out girls don’t like my disclaimer – unappreciative cunts

I guess everyone hates me…especially Lesbians who are objectifying me by my genitals on twitter…because it’s ok for them to call me a prick, but I can’t call them pussy eating fat and always hungry chicks….this inclusion excludes me…

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Here are some stepLINKS

Great Fucking Asses
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Katie Price and a PInk Horse
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Roxy Horner is AMazing
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Female Driver of the Day
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PRINCE HAD AIDS!
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My Snapchat Girls Famewhoring in Bikinis
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Gisele Breast IMplants
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Emma Watson Ass in Jeans
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Jessica Alba’s Company Isn’t Honest
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Lindsay Vonn at an Event
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Abbey Clancy Braless
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Chris Martin and Heather Graham are Dating
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Dude Tricks Cheating Girlfriend in Sending Nude Snaps
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Kate Hudson Flat Stomach
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Girls in Bikinis…
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Captain America KilL Count
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So Many Pics of Elizabeth Banks in a Nerd Costume
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Karlie Kloss ina Purple Sports Bra
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Thong Bikini in Brazil
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Russian Baseball Bat Brawl
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Jenna Dewan in Tight Jeans
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Trump Like Most People – Wants Lena Dunham the Defector – Out
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Chloe Grace Moretz Tongue
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Charlie XCX Cheesy Titty Model
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A Man was Punched in the Face Because he Looked like Shia Lebeef
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Girls with Dimples
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Elizaebth Olsen Boob….
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Amy Schumer Tits on a ROcket
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Trying to Not Get Towed
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Renee Olstead Pin-Up Girl with Big Tits
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Dog Doesn’t Take Shit
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Paula Abdul Lives
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Daughter Tells Mom About her Vibe
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Some Dude Says Feminism is Cancer
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Shay Mitchell’s Muslim Ankles
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Rachel McCord Hard Nipples….
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Miley Doesn’t Know Her Planets
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Moped Driver VS Bus
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Bar Slut!
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Girl on All Fours
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Huge Tits
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Naked Hike
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Tongue VS Penis
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Hot Babe of the Day
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Rough Sex – Shitty Camera
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2016

27

Apr

Nina Agdal Retard Face Has Nipples of the Day

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Nina Agdal is Full Retard….

Forcing us to stare at her and wonder if she had DOWNS…or not…not I am agains DOWNS, some of the horniest people in the world are people with DOWNS…they are the ones chronically masturbating at the public pool…or disappearing for days at a time after escaping the home only to come back pregnant thanks to perverts like you who aren’t DOWNS fetishists but rather just into banging anything you can…

In fact, Nina Agdal’s whoring and sugar babying, gold digging and luxury travel digging, is an insult to people with DOWNS…even if she’d look better walking around with a bike helmet…with or without the see through shirt she’s wearing in these pics..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

27

Apr

ANDREEA DIACONU for ETAM Lingerie of the Day

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Andreea Diaconu is some new recruit from the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret.

She’s a model from Romania who you can assume Victoria’s Secret purchased off the black market, because the black market likes to use the tall skinny girls abducted for human trafficking, for fashion….the money is just more lucrative….

They are making a solid ROI on this one, just take her for free, fly her to America in a Cargo plane, and pay her in threats of not killing off her family…

Now getting paid and instead of making their 4 dollars a minute masturbating on webcam in some dungeon, THOUSANDS of dollars a day…

Magical…but not really because I think she banged Jake Gyllenhaal and I hate her for that.

Posted in:Andreea Diaconu|SFW

2016

27

Apr

Jessica Alba Nipples Prepare for IPO of the DAy

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Jessica Alba is trying to go PUBLIC and not just with her body in pics, rocking hard nipples on her mom implants, but with her company, and what better way to do that than to slut out in the paparazzi so that people talk about how great she is or how hot she still is leading them to buy more of her shitty lie of a product….assuming her body is a measure of how good they are for you…when really it’s just a sign of how little she actually works for them, she just goes to the office because there is an on site gym…

I like her more and more the older she gets, which is rare…I usually throw out expired milk…but I guess it occasionally turns into cheese..not that Alba has ever been anything but cheese….cheese I want to stick my dick in bro…

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2016

27

Apr

Kylie Jenner See Through Shirt of the Day

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Mangled face Kylie Jenner must be a Parody of her sister. I am thinking she’s wearing a Kim Kardashian mask that her plastic surgeon stabled on her…allowing her to really milk her chubby, chubby that the family has learned how to make look like a shapely hip hop body through BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFTS and other fat transfers….

There is no way she looks in the mirror and says “I’m so hot”…but then again, these entitled cunts are all so vapid and vain…that they do think they are hot…even when they are monsters…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

27

Apr

Big Tits on House of Cards of the Day

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Anastacia McPherson is the actress in House of Cards with the big tits that match her big belly…big tits that you will look at like she was your mom and you were a baby hungry to be fed, only your mom was a drug addict hooker who left you to starve, leading to you being taken away from the church, sold to American sex cult leaders, never to see her or her AIDS again…..not that I know anything about that…

But I do know about fat strippers, or actors hired to play fat strippers, and that is that they may have great tits, which is why you’re in the strip club in the first place, but the lap dances are lazy, less enthusastic, out of breath…and disgusting…hence why they charge less…except to black guys…who pay more for this kind of good time…

I’ve never seen House of Cards, I don’t know this actress who is not Elle Macpherson… but I’ve seen the tits on the show…and that seems like a better use of my time…big juicy tits…

Posted in:Anastacia McPherson

2016

27

Apr

Marloes Horst in Lingerie of the Day

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Marloes Horst is a model in lingerie who you know for other lingerie companies that brand models to belong to them – even when they work for other brands – it promotes them – until the end of time…

It’s called singing your body over to the devil…which is a mall brand low level high volume panty company that uses sweatshops to pay big money to the girls they hand pic…girls other brands – like this one…that isn’t their brand hire to feel like they are competing instead of finding their own damn girls…in a world where every girl wants to be a nude model…why bother paying the same average looking ones over and over again…take some risks people….if Victoria’s Secret jumps off a bridge – will you?

Posted in:Marloes Horst|SFW

2016

27

Apr

Troian Bellisario Humping a Bench of the Day

Troian Bellisario is some Pretty Little Liars girl who I’ve never heard of, but who I assume is hugely famous in the teen market, because all those teen fuckers watch that shit, or did watch that shit before being more interested in the snapchat of the girls in the shit…rather than the shit the girls are in that makes you follow their snapchat in the first place…..a sign of the times…where celebrities only book TV shows for the solid pay day – but more importantly for the snapchat follows…

I don’t know who she is, how old she is, I am not wikipedia…but I do know she’s humping furniture in some magazine that reminds me of a horny nympho I used to know – who was alway grabbing at her pussy, rubbing it against things, just hony all the time, only never letting me up inside her…because girls hate me…even girls who fuck furniture instead of me…

Posted in:SFW|Troian Bellisario

2016

27

Apr

Ellie Goulding in a Bikini of the Day

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Ellie Goulding Crotch Shot…is the best song she’s ever sung…it’s better than any of the garbage on the radio that we’ve been polluted with despite never asking to listen to it..in what I would consider EAR rape…

This is the best performance she’s ever had, better than any Coachella headline….it’s the best dress she’s ever worn…despite her soft little belly you think she’d use her famous chick money to tone…it’s the best thing she’s ever done…except maybe film herself suck dick…but I haven’t got access to that content…so I’ll just stare at her paparazzi pussy.

Now I know this isn’t that good, but either is her music…so it remains her best work yet…

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I mean other than THIS SHOOT ABOUT HER NIPPLES or THIS SHOOT ABOUT HER NIPPLES ….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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