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2015

28

Jul

Kylie Jenner Loves Brown Phallus of the Day

I wish I was sucked into Kylie Jenner as much as the rest of the world, but I am more compelled by her snapchat than I should be. I don’t even follow her shit, I’m lazy, but anything good ends up on the internet, and it’s always weird enough for me to watch…partially because she looks like a 40 year old mom or pornstar with bad plastic surgery, something she probably got from her sister, who is old enough to be her mom….but she also does all this hip hop dancing…and showing off her tits…and in this edition, eating a pastry that is fed to her by one of her friends who is her friend because she’s Kylie Jenner, or is on payroll, as these things happen…

It may not be as remarkable as her getting gas for the paparzzi, but I think it is, and this is probably all just a snapchat campaign….that I hope ends up in her own snapchat sex video, because that’s her family responsibility she’s been training for all her life….because I guess fucking black dudes is good for business…it reminds me of that Sandra Bullock movie where they adopt the black kid to get into the NFL because their own white kid is too homo….you know…living out that dream…

Doesn’t matter, because the sex tape hasn’t happened, even if Khloe Kardashian admits to listening to them have sex…paving they way for the inevitable snap porn, but these snapchats speak to that…a little preview if you will, just imagine the chocolate phallus was 4 times the size…

Here’s a few more…

On and the Gas Pumping pics people loved yesterday…

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Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

28

Jul

Gigi Hadid Satanic Ritual of the Day

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I would assume that this is Gigi Hadid doing doing some kind of satanic rituals….maybe one where she sells her soul to the devil…to become the next Kardashian…or maybe, she’s just killed off three instagram models, and stole all their followers, to make her a relevant thing….and this is the ceremony that happens at…but you’d probably assume the deal with the devil was made with her model fucking father, who has more money than god, when he decided to make his baby a model instead of putting her to actual work, because why not have fun every day, all while making him proud…

Because when you’re a rich kid, you don’t need to do much work to get to the Gigi level…you just need to show up, and the satanic ritual we see is probably her maid set it up for her and will put it away for her, because she just wanted some mood lighting…or something….involving bringing in a girl, not sacrificiing one…who cares

Here she is for Top Shop….looking average, but when her trust fund gets factored in, looking like a model and social media influencer…that gets people to write up on her without even trying – because we are pathetic.

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2015

28

Jul

Emma Watson Porn of the Day

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I wonder when ill-fitting pants will become erotic because we’ve become so accustomed to naked chicks, and half naked chicks, and leggings, that the obscurity of not knowing what is under those pants, like the Muslim culture, who can cum if the Goat is tight enough…and don’t need all this harlot, sluts everywhere, instagram shit to get off…they just need something to stick their dick in…as it should be…

No I’m not advocating girls not getting naked…I am just saying that it’s all so repetitive, and needs to be next leveled, so the only solution is either get more hardcore…or to go back to being a lady…

And I guess when it comes to Emma Watson, it’s always porn, because dudes have been jerking off to her since she was 12…

She’s a Harry Potter chick, and those fans are fucked up, she doesn’t need to be alive, or even doing anything for it to be porn to these people, she just needs to be Emma Watson…which I assume she is…but can’t be too sure, I’m too busy staring at her ill-fitting pants.

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Posted in:Emma Watson|SFW

2015

28

Jul

Bikini a Day Hookers Do Bikinis Like Bikini Modeling of the Day

These two girls started an instagram account early on instagram called “Bikini a Day”…where they would post a picture of them in a bikini every single day, but instead of packaging it as “we like being seen in bikinis, because we are exhibitionists, and if we do it this way, as a brand, or a magazine, we won’t look like thirsty bitches, we’ll just look like bikini advocates”…even though eveyrone knows that bikini pics from the dawn of the internet out perform clothed pictures..it’s simple..

Anyway, they’ve managed to create real standardized photos for their instagram, that people I guess are into, but that I find cheesy as fuck…

They’ve managed to make millions as bikini models, even though they have no business being models…but I guess models have no business being models…

And the whole thing is cheesy as fuck, but still converts, and they’ve leveraged it to some bigger concept, bigging thing, more relevant than Sports Illustrated swimsuit, and even sellable to a big brand, because who wouldn’t want to promote their bikinis to a retard audince every single day…..that’s 30 pics a month…and boom…money..

At least one of them has huge tits…and here’s their cheesy campaign, that would be embarassing, if it this social media thing didn’t work out and it was just girls doing this playing make-belief bikini model…but I guess they now make more than bikini models and can hire bikini models if they choose to…cuz that’s how luck for girls so willing to get half naked that they worked on it everyday – turns into money.

I find this world too saturated, too boring…what’s next!? I don’t know..but hopefully it is good.

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2015

28

Jul

Shay Mitchell Tits for Snapchat of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is a best selling author, because she very famous thanks to a very popular show and could have written a series of retard words that weren’t even in english together, rather than paying some ghostwriter to put this “girls in their 20s in LA”…series together that she ended up starting up because she realizes it an turn into a Gossip Girl franchise, because clearly people are obsessed with celebrities, and shit doesn’t even have to be good or riveting or compelling to get read, since people don’t read anymore, it just needs downloads….millions of downloads…and it will become a fucking hit…

The world is fucked, but at least Shay Mitchell, Canada’s own rich cunt turned Hollywood Cunt who doesn’t want to be forgotten….shows her tits on snapchat…sure not enough…but still enough…to be uneventful and irrelevant yet so relevant…because society sucks.

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2015

28

Jul

Edie Campbell for Love Magazine of the Day

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Last week, I said that I am going to assume that Edie Campbell is the heriess to Campbell soup….

And I said I was going to stick to that…

But I’ve changed my mind, and I am now going to assume she’s Naomi Campbell’s adopted daughter…because Naomi Campbell is old as fuck and in the media because she’s acting in a TV show, to prove that acting requires no effort.

It would make more sense that a model is the daughter of another model, or even a sister, despite their complexion differences….than just a rich kid from a soup empire, because rich kids don’t get modeling jobs…modeling is for babes found in obscure places like supermarkets…unless this Campbell soup heir reinvented that..

Either way, here are her tits, or nipples, because she doesn’t really have tits, but has enough tits to get breast cancer, so they are still considered tits…doing some Love Magazine fashion porn, because fashion porn is interesting to me for a lot of reasons, the main one being tits..

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2015

28

Jul

Kate Upton’s Ass Shot of the Day

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Kate Upton posted this picture of her of her ass in a see through dress…

That means that Kate Upton thinks her ass looks on point as fuck in this picture…

Otherwise she wouldn’t “self” edit her pics to reflect her personal brand by posting it on social media…

Which is probably the only good thing about social media…it’s like we get a core of these idiots, or what they feel represents them best, at the time of posting, because there is a process of uploading, writing a caption, and posting it that give her all the ability and options to re-think the posting of her ass on instagram….there can’t be much more red tape warning.

So the fatty with the broad back, who represents big tits having the ability to win the hearts of men at a genetic, biologial level….with those big tits…despite being fat…wants you to see this…so see it…but I prefer the nudes she wanted her boyfriend to see…those things were sloppy…I mean her whole body was sloppy…but it was more intriguing than just this…

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2015

28

Jul

Lindsay Lohan has a Book and this is the Teaser of the Day

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So the caption of this video is “Teaser for my Book BTW”…and I only realized that when pulling this to post and say…

Lindsay Lohan has lost her fucking mind, she went from Disney Star, to crackhead, to sugar baby with rich people funding her broke ass, to instagram model…and now to person who doesn’t even know how to use social media, and accidentally post videos that they accidentally made by clicking record on their phone, in their pocket, that for some unknown reason got pushed to instagram, with caption…something that actively takes work to do…probably ambien…

I don’t see how this glitchy visual, that maybe she thinks looks cool, when sedated, is a teaser for anything but how she need to hire a creative director, even if she’s working on a budget…

But I guess the good news is that her book is happening, and from my experience people crazed from Syphilis, or having their childhood stolen from them, whatever the reason, as long as they are crazy…makes for good jokes…something I guess Lohan’s been good for too…

All this to say, I can’t wait for it to become the lifetime movie, but I guess we’ll have to wait for her to die for that…it’ll happen in your lifetime..I’m sure.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2015

28

Jul

Tom Cruise Does the Weeknd on Tonight Show of the Day

I hate Jimmy Fallon, and I assume that everyone with a brain, that leaves out probably 90 percent of America who watch Jimmy Fallon, becasue his schoolyard games speak to their retard brains, I mean these are the people who still watch cable…or Network Television..I guess they exist..

However, I don’t mind when Tom Cruise plays along with the bullshit when he’s trying to get attention to some billion dollar movie he’s going to make 100s of millions of dollars on….it’s both funny what these people will do for money, and charismatic, because Tom Cruise is just one of those actors who lights up a room in his Cult living, possibly cult leading, famous as fuck, ways….

I guess what I’m saying is that I like the caricature that Tom Cruise is…I mean is he human….in his amazing…or does he just not give a fuck…or is he just a calculated and intense celebrity…

What I I can’t stand is Jimmy Fallon, giggling to himself in shock that his life has brought him here, lip synching with celebs, becuase it is so absurd, and his trolling on us works, or he’s really just enjoying himself in his school yard made for adults retardness you’d probably beat up if he suggested any of these things at your house when hanging…it’s like “Don’t invite Jimmy to the dinner party, that guy’s the worst and will make us play his spin on games, like Pin the Tail on the Donatella Verscae, instead of Pin the Tail on the Donkey, because his comedy is sophisticated like that”…

Either way, this has been too much analysis on Jimmy and the fact that he’s just too fucking excitable….I mean his name is fucking Jimmy…and that takes away from Tom Cruise’s level of awesome.

Posted in:SFW|Tom Cruise

2015

28

Jul

Kate WInslet Recreates Titanic of the Day

I guess this will be a fetish to a few people…

The first being Titanic fans as that movie touches all you faggots by the heart…and just sucks you into a fast paced one night stand…that you carry around in your miserable life wondering “what if he didn’t die”…but never letting that stop you from living your life, because let’s be real you met dude the day before he died for you, and he was poor….it would never have worked for a sugar baby…

The second being for Kate Winslet fans, because despite being an old mom…she’s got tits…..

The third being dudes who like girls who are tied, restrained and can’t run away from their needs and wants…

All this to say, this is better than Steve Aoki making the Titanic Song and EDM / Dub Step / Pile of Shit Song…that the next generation of kids 18 – 30 go crazy for, because the world may be doomed – but at least we can still watch Kate Winslet restrained…

Posted in:Kate Winslet|SFW

2015

28

Jul

Florida Girl Getting Arrested and Other Videos of the Day

PUBLIX Manager Deals With Wife and Girlfriend Cheating

Walgreens Don’t Like No Theives…

Interesting Use of a Red Light..

Asshole Gets What He Deserves from a Bull

Man Fell Into a Garbage Truck

Dude in Traffic Rocks the Flute

Confederate Flag Supports VS a Black Kid’s Birthday

Naked Guy in the Streets

Little Kids Playing with Guns

Bus Driver or Horror Movie…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

28

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am the most prolific feminist writer of our generation…if you consider this writing, I mean it is letters and word, but is it considered writing…I don’t know…

The problem is that feminist authorities, and really hot girls, who identify with feminism because it’s “cool” to be feminist while being naked, think making fun of girls who are hooking themselves in the media for no purpose but personal gain, making fun of them for pulling back the culture, like Bill Cosby said about Rap Music, before he was a known rapist….while still being black…

Meaning, it’s more than ok to celebrate women, laugh at women who are repressing their own people thanks to instagram, by staring at their tits and their stupidity…Girls…one day they’ll figure it out.

Here are some pics…I mean links…fuck off.

Fan Girls Being Slutty
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Liz Hurley ‘s Birthday Oh God…
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This Escalator Failure is Terrifying….
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Kate Upton’s See Through Skirt for Instagram..
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Some Slut in a Bikini
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Sarah Palin Says that Planned Parenthood Logo Should be More Offensive to Black People Than the Confederate Flag…
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Trial Starts for Dave Chappelle’s Banana Assailant
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Boyfriends Reacting to their Girlfriends Being Cat Called
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Who is Gigi Hadid..
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Some Other Slut in a Bikini
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The Selfie Stick MEME Movement is Ridiculous..
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Mickey Rourke’s WOmanly Body…
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Shakey 777 Landing…
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Girls Tugging On Clothes
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2015

27

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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So one of our snapchats that had 10s of thousands of views maybe even hundreds of thousands of views…because 24 hours ago…a couple decided to fuck each other on it….and then two different girls decided they wanted to jerk themselves off as Act 2 and Act 2…

Because Facebook, like all social media are evil…and don’t support regular people expressing themselves with their genitals…even if they were handicapped or people with mental health issues that can’t cum unless they are doing themselves on snapchat…

Making me think, maybe, snapchat doesn’t respect mental health issues…as they count their billions of dollars…

Let the people express themselves how they want to express themselves…you pussies…

I love pussy…

Where’s the pussy, who knows…but I do know that hEre are some stepLINKS…

Thigh Gap Sluts
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I Wonder if Coco’s Tits are Real
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Kanye’s Epic Mic Drop
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Phoebe Price is Perfection
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Khloe Kardashian Says it’s Ok for Kylie Jenner to Fuck Older Men…
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Dude Gets In Trouble for Throwing a Bottle…
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Selena Gomez Still Has Big Tits
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Natalie IMbruglia Sun Tanning TOpless
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Kylie Jenner Ass CHeeks
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Katy Perry and Taylor Swift Hate Each Other
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Laid Ribeiro for GQ

Some Huge Fucking Tits
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Nina Dobrev on a Yacht
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Tara Reid Leaving a Party…
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Tallulah Willis Black Panties
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Anais Zanotti Bikini
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Lisa Snowdon Topless
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Asian BAseball Ninja
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Mickey Rourke Looks Gorgoeus…He’s the Next Caitlin Jenner…
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Brooke Hogan Wrote a Poem..What…
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Nina Agdal for Instagram – The Only Publication that Cares
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Amanda Bynes – in a White Dress
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Some Naked Actor of the Day
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Jessica Alba in LEggings
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Ohio State Prank…
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Nicole Scherzinger Back
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Nicole Scherzinger Black Panties
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The Girl from the Ring is My Kind of SLut
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Khloe Kardashian’s Ass Still Talking About Kylie Pussy
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Joe Jackson Had a Stroke and Three Heart Attacks
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Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini on a Jet Ski
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Dove Cameron is Alright…
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Model Ass
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You can now Sue Joke Theifs….
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Girls Describe Boyfriend’s Penis to Sketch Artist…
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Thigh Gaps!
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Best Pussy View Ever
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Motor Bike Rider of the Day
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Chloe is a Babe with Underboob Smoking Weed
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Get Your Naked News
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Girl Smoking Weed in a Cage
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Fuck That Porsche
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Best Huge Tits
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70s Porn is the BEst
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Hot as Fuck Stoned Girl
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Get Pussy on This Site of the Day
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2015

27

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini Top with her Sick Dad of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens posted this picture asking you to pray for her father…to collectively, positive energy, him…because I guess he’s sick, maybe dying and there’s nothing happy about that…

But I’m glad out of all the pics she probably has of her and her dad, she chose the one of her in her bikini top….

I wonder if that was her favorite pic with him, or if it was his favorite pic of them…you know for…inappropriate reasons…I mean genetic attraction is a real thing…

I guess it’s a little less busty as her younger sister’s “Positive energy” post…

All this to say, this is a family I like, death and sickness is bad, but if she ever needs a stand in dad, that goes for both of them, they can come sit on my lap anytime….

Here’s some paparazzi pics of her CLICK HERE

Here’s some Stella Hudgens Big Tits…

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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2015

27

Jul

Daisy Lowe Panty Flash of the Day

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Daisy Lowe is the greatest daddy issue story in modern time…that I can think of as I stare and her pussy definition in her panties from behind as she bends over for the photographer….but I guess not great enough daddy issue story to be like the girls I interact with who would never be seen wearing panties, they just get in the way of getting fucked in bar bathrooms and back alleys, and walking around with soaking underwear is just uncomfortable, you know the real daddy issues…

But her daddy issues are good…..

Her mom is a groupie, artist, scenester in her 40s, who got had a one night stand with Gavin Rossdale, a night he wasn’t fucking his Tranny lover, no not Gwen Stefani, the other one… but Daisy only found out at 16 due to her own detective work, and that probably ruined Gwen Stefani, and that brings me joy…

Not that you need a fucking history lesson of Daisy Lowe, just know this panty flash comes from a good place…I just wish I could see the damage her black rapping boyfriend did to her twat, but I guess it’s better left unseen and wrapped tightly in panty….

Who cares.

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Here she is in some shitty catalog – because whatever…

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