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2015

24

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes…all you need to brighten up your day…is some titties…

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Other times…you need hard liquor…

Most days…I need both….

Fuck yourself…and here are some stepLINKS…

Michael KEaton Putting Away his Academy Award Speech for the Win
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Miranda Cosgrove in a Towel
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Anastasia Ashley Ass
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Guy Fieri Married 101 Gay People
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Some Miss Reef Contestants
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The Power Rangers Videos Starring Dawson
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Justene Jaro Slut of the Day
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Train Derails in Socal….Hurts Many People…
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I Will Eat Her G-String…
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Charlotte McKinney is the Dancing with the Stars Girl
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Newscaster Drops Jigaboo on TV
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Emma Stone at the Oscars
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Jennifer Lopez in Thigh Highs
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Jennifer Lopez at the Vanity Fair Party
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Elsa Hosk and another Model Together
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Victoria’s Silvstedt Big tits in a Tiny Bikini
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Weed is Safer than Alcohol
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Some Hot Tits And Ass
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Canada Bans Chris Brown
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Kylie Jenner’s 2.7 Million Dollar House
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Minka Kelly Pokies
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Some Model in Some Fashion Nudity
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Behati Prinsloo Nipple Peek
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Jamie Dornan Won’t Be Back for 50 Shades Sequel
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Richard Pryor’s Widow Says Bill Cosby is a Piece of Shit
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Lily Collins and Her Short Hair
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Tom Brady Wants to be a Huge Movie Star
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Some Chick Named Taylor Hill in a Bikini
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Dancer of the Day
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Bethenny Frankel’s Bikini in her 40s
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Kristen Dunst Ass in Jeans
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Busting Out of Shirts
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Lesbian Lake
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Naked Greek Chick
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I wonder if this is Scarjo Legit Naked
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Hilary Duff and Her Big Old Divorce
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Sexy Mechanic!
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Big Natural Tits
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Nutcase of the Day
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Big Ol Tits
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Big Naturals
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Titty Pin Cushion
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FUCK THAT CHICKEN
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

24

Feb

Emily Ratajkowski is Braless in a Wife Beater of the Day

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I figure Emily Ratajkowski and her tits she likes to showcase has another few months in her flimsy career that still made her more money than she was probably supposed to make, but that she leveraged perfectly…reminding us that timing…coupled with nudity and a viral music video for a viral song…is key…

So despite being blocked on her social media, the internet pulls her pics, thanks to her tits being relevant…and I guess I post them….

If you don’t like that, here’s Sarah Sahi braless smoking a french fry…

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If you don’t like that here’s Kylie Minogue who at 100 – still looks better than fucking anything….

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If you don’t like that, maybe you’re are just a negative, sour, horrible person.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2015

24

Feb

Kristen Bell Panty Flash of the Day

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Kristen Bell is flashing panties. I don’t know when this picture is from, if it is old or new, but I guess any mom of two with one of the more annoying actors in hollywood, should be thanked for wearing panties, it’s like we don’t need to see none of that baby making mess when she’s getting out of a car…even though I wouldn’t be against seeing that baby making mess…as I like vaginas of all levels of ravaged…

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2015

24

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence for Handbags of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence may not have planned her nude pics being leaked, but they did work out in her favor, she got the world to see that she was amazing naked…all her nudes were good. If they hacked her icloud why weren’t any of her unflattering pics there…it must have been an inside job…that allowed the world to see she was hot, all while playing victim, allowing her to still get big movie roles and Oscar nominations and more importantly, things for big brands, like this purse company…and the flaw in all this is that she’s not naked.

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2015

24

Feb

Gemma Ward Underboob of the Day

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Here’s a little Gemma Ward under tits…because models don’t usually have tits, so when they do, we need to celebrate….and models don’t generally do under tits…it’s like they are college girls at some frat parties…models aren’t supposed to do that…so when they do…we need to celebrate…I mean I am drunk all the time which is like a celebration…but why does it feel so sad…I blame sucking at life…

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2015

24

Feb

Hipster in Sheer Panties of the Day

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The models name is LUIZA PEREIRA …The photographer’s name is Marina Badjieff

I don’t know what the photoshoot is for, I just know that it’s of some hipster looking girl, in sheer panties showing bush…so I don’t really care what the photoshoot is about…I don’t even know if this is considered an actual photoshoot, because the reality is that we can all be photographers, we have cameras on our phone, we just need girls willing to get naked, half naked, doing whatever it is they are doing…to say that you are…and once you say you are…more girls come through…and the next thing you know…you’re the whore wrangler…that doesn’t make money, but gets to see vagina and titties everyday…

All this to say…I love bush…you can pay me in bush for the rest of my life and I’ll be pretty fucking happy about it…

Posted in:Photos

2015

24

Feb

Karlie Kloss Quit Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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The other day, Karlie Kloss quit Victoria’s Secret to pursue other Business Ventures we call gay marrying Taylor Swift…having her lesbian baby and getting lesbian child support…only she says it is to pursue her education and business opportunities because she can’t say she’s quitting her career as a model to follow Taylor Swift around like a creepy groupie, it would make things weird and maybe even set off red flags in their relationship…

That said, maybe she is going onto do something of purpose in life. Being a bikini and lingerie model is more of a college job and not a career, sure it pays well but it’s pretty fucking basic work that can’t be fulfilling, unless you’re just a lazy vapid cunt looking for a sugar daddy…

Doesn’t matter…I never thought she made sense as a lingerie model…she’s plain, skinny, tall and weird lookin…save her for the fashion magazines, and runways….give her job to some tits…since so many tits want this job….

Doutzen Kroes also quit..

So get ready for new pussy….here are some pics of her tall in a magazine that you could assume Taylor Swift fists herself to…

Posted in:Karlie Kloss

2015

24

Feb

Isabella Farrell by Cameron Davis of the Day

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Here are some pictures of some model named Isabella Farrell for Paper Magazine by a great photographer named Cameron Davis…

I know nothing about this model, other than that I follow her INSTAGRAM , but I follow thousands of people, 98 percent I don’t give a fuck about or even notice, because social media annoys me…watching vapid little idiots trying to make their lives look interesting or cool or important…instead of just focussing on living their life..irritates me…but I don’t mind when the girls doing it look like this…I mean…this is almost a perfect girl. They happen sometimes, and when they do happen, pay attention…because it’s a magical thing and the reason I do this day in and day out…it is to find the one girl out there famous or getting famous who I feel deserves it.

It hasn’t happened yet…but it may with this babe…because she’s amazing.

Posted in:Isabella Farrell

2015

24

Feb

Miley Cyrus is Hood of the Day

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Miley Cyrus, who I do find hot. I’ve seen her a few feet away from me randomly, then again that could have been some schoolboy I thought was Miley Cyrus, because gender is so ambiguous these days, and why the hell would Miley be outside my house walking around with a basketball, she tries to be hood, but not that hood…

The fact is, that she’s not a little teen gay boy, but a babe, she’s tall, lean, has skinny legs and a lesbian haircut…and she gets naked and slutty as part of her attempt to be edgy, even though she’s fucking vanilla Hollywood shit even if she’s railing drugs and fucking random black dudes in her 10 million dollar home..she’s still Disney and her act is fucking lame…but still better than other girls out there…as long as she doesn’t talk…

Now she posted this picture from V Magazine…that I assume we’ve seen HERE or somewhere else on the site…so the pic itself isn’t that interesting…

But what is interesting is her command of the English language:


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So hood, maybe hick, either way…who needs school, or literacy when you Miley…and were set for life before being Miley thanks to Achy Breaky Heart residuals….and school just gets in the way of her spreading her vagina on the internet.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

24

Feb

Selena Gomez and Jennifer Aniston Bump Gunts of the Day

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I don’t know if you saw this picture of Jennifer Aniston showing off her old lady gunt to the world, because either she’s pregnant, like she always pretended she wanted to be during her 20 years of narcissism and self involvement that made her over 100,000,000 dollars….you know a belly she’s proud to show off, like it was an Academy award, or an achievement…because as you know, Actors are some of the only people who treat playing make-belief for millions of dollars a year as some kind of revolutionary thing on par with finding the cure for cancer…they are the kind of people who say “I did my job playing some cunt, because I am some cunt and I was able to channel my inner cunt, in a movie I got paid so much to be in, working 3 hours a day for 6 weeks, making 4 million dollars and a piece of the back end, now let me thank the world and praise myself and god for giving me the talent to pull this off…while america watches me…like I fucking matter”…so imagine when that kind of person gets pregnant..it’s bad…

That said, she also bumped gunts with Selena Gomez…a pudgy little Lupus-y angel sent from Disney heaven to grace the world with very fucking little of interest…and it was magical, if you think hormones in the food, slow metabolisms, maybe even a little period bloat…is sexy…I’m more into the heroin addict look, because heroin addicts are too week and distracted to say no to 10 dollars….

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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

24

Feb

Nicki Minaj Instagram Moment of the Day

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I sometimes peruse Instagram….you know to see what is going on in the world, not that I actually care, but I need to get annoyed by the general public, in order to write this site with the utmost critical place…it’s like I need to scan all these idiots, famous people, and famous wannabe people’s social media they work so hard to generate some level of relevance…that for some reason, I reason I call “Tits get hits”…they are mainly slutty pics, just not slutty enough to get deleted…but ass and cleavage slutty…because that’s how you get noticed..and what I am amazed by the whole thing is how many of these plastic faced botox looking girls look like they are either Nicki Minaj or Kim Kardashian, with their fake ass and titties, like this look is a thing if you’re ethnically ambiguous, you know beige….

I’m not hating on it, but I remember when The Gap was mainstream….girls everywhere in ill fitting Khakis and button downs…Beige on White…perfect for the mall where they’d buy 20 dollar CDs…while now we’re dealing with fat ass, waist training video vixens…in thongs…and it’s just a level of trashy and weird…yet I can still masturbate to it…

To prove my point, because I am a journalist, here are some Nicki Minaj type impersonators I found in 2 minutes of looking on instagram….there are so many of them….it’s just crazy…and the good news is, most of them are better than the real thing…

I call them the Nicki Close Enoughs….

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2015

24

Feb

Big Christina Aguilera Singing Britney Better than Britney of the Day

This went viral, probably more because Christina Aguilera has a professionally trained voice, which means that she can hit notes from every angle, she’s been doing it since she was a little girl and her mom realized she could make money off of it….You see, impersonating other people, is just using your professional trained voice…it isn’t shocking…

Maybe to Jimmy Fallon’s Audience, who I assume are just over 35, who were behind on the whole internet revolution, and who got into it later in life…you know the kind of people who were into the Britney / Justin / Aguilera tabloid fodder of the late 90s…this is probably exiciting..

THis is some “Bitch, I’m better than you, even though I was always in your shadow, despite being more talented than you”….shade being thrown…

I am just amazed at how fat she is, and how phony this Jimmy Fallon suck up bitch is…it’s like he has fully lost his identity in being this nightly puppet, with his schoolyard games, comedy for the retard with a mental capacity of a 9 year old, but who’s videos go viral because they must be good, even though he has an opportunity to create real golden moments with these overpaid assholes, and instead he plays pin the tail on the Donkey…

The real question, besides, how did Aguilera get so fat again, is she up on some Oprah YOYO dieting shit, is when will the world turn their back to this asshole…I think the time is now..

And in the meantime watch Aguilera mock Britney…by singing when Britney can’t….

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2015

24

Feb

Woman Strips Naked after Getting a Traffic Violation and Other Videos of the Day

TOpless Protestors of the Day

Polite Englishman in a McDonald’s Fight

Bully Gets a Taste of Karma

Don’t Water the Flowers Near Drunk Drivers

My Kind of Bunny

Naked Chick in the Kitchen

40 Hours of Snow Timelapse

Reporter Says Jigaboo

Car VS Exposed Manhole

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

24

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My sexting line today was “I have 7 minutes to get off, I am going to look at pics of you and see what comes of it”…

It works because apparently, girls like things presented to them as challenges….

Even if they don’t want to get me off, that sense of urgency makes them try their best to get me off…

The timeline makes things seem less creepy…like this needs to happen…here and now…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

The Kid Who Got Charged With Assault After Acting Out 50 Shade of Grey
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Girls Tugging At Their Clothes
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Cameron Diaz Tattoo of the Day
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Victoria Silvstedt’s in a Bikini
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Kate Hudson in Some SHorts
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Real Life Giant Robot
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This Motherfucker can JUMP
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Michael Keaton Putting Away his Oscar Speech
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Behind the Back Shot
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Anna Kendrick Does Twitter.
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Some Aussie Trick Shots
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2015

23

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Telling a girl that the rain reminds you of when she squirts as she fucks another man, coupled with your tears from not being allowed to watch…usually won’t seduce a girl….

Then telling her the rainbow you see after the rainfall reminds you of the miscarriage you wish you gave her…all full of colors and beautiful because you’re not ready to be a dad….usually won’t seduce a girl…

Then sending her a picture of a floral XXL lingerie set at target that you see a married 20 year old Mexican looking couple buying for the “get it in and make another baby” night they have planned…usually won’t seduce a girl…

But telling a girl you want to put her entire pussy in your mouth, so that you can gently suck on the whole thing, sliding your tongue up and down her clit, as she pushes her hips into your face..controlling her orgasm with your mouth….will usually seduce a girl….

Here are some stepLINKS

This Week in TV Nudity
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Footage of Pharmacist Shooting an Armed Robber…
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Today in Big Fucking Tits
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Phoebe Price Awesome TIts at an Oscar Party
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Chyna Twerking
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Slut of the Day
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Gwyneth Paltrow at the Oscars of the Day
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Scarlett Johansson in a Black Dress and Lesbian Haircut for Oscars
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Scarlett Johansson Molested by John Travolta
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Kelly Brook Showing Some Tits
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The Official Celebrities with Herpes List
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Emma Watson Loves Steve Carell
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Canada Man’s Snow Tunnel of the Day
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Sean Penn is Racist
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35 Funny Strip Club Names
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Looking Down Amy Smart’s Shirt
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16 Year Old Angelina Jolie
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Freak from American Horror Story is Dead
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Scout Willis See Through Dress
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Bourbon Virus
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Sarah Hyland in a Tight Dress
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Gigi Hadid for Yu Tsai
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Irina Shayk in a Hot Dress
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Today in THigh Gaps
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More Stella Maxwell in a Bikini Pics
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Bar Refaeli is Boring as Fuck
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Irina Shayk is Pretty Good
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Cat VS Snowbank
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Christina Aguilera is Fat as Fuck
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Laura Vandervoort Bullshit
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The Grossest Things Ever Found in Hotel Rooms
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Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret
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Joan Rivers Was Not Included in the Oscar Memorial
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Octopus Jumps Out of the Water for the Kill
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Cop of the Day
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Squirt in the Kitchen
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Tanning Bed ASs Fingers..
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Amber Got Some Big Titty
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Big Naturals
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Titty Pin Cushion
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Big Clit VS NYC
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Japanese Wall of Ass
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Lesbian Boobie Fight
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The Benefit of Being an Amputee is Fisting
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MMMMMM PUKE
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On Stage Face Fuck
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Belly Fat VS Face
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Dude Gone Crazy on Shrooms…
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Girl Mooning Her Ass
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Library Slut
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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