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2015

21

Jan

Demi Lovato’s Panty Flash of the Day

I thought Demi Lovato was a lesbian, partially because someone told me that she had a sex tape with Miley from when she was underage, but also because she’s built like a tank…

So I’m surprised she’s wearing panties, in this horribly scary, cellulite ridden panty flash…

I was expecting to see a strap-on…or a pair of lesbian underwear…like men’s boxers…because lesbians don’t wear girl’s underwear…that wouldn’t make sense…

Either way…this scares me…and turns me on…at the same time…all it takes is excess skin and one-size too small panties…to win my heart.

Posted in:Demi Lovato

2015

21

Jan

Charlotte McKinney for Carl’s JR of the Day

Charlotte McKinney is some Florida trash, that looks like Florida trash, but unlike most Florida Trash she’s got huge seemingly natural tits, and instead of being a stripper or escort like most Florida Trash, she got picked up by the same people who probably brought you Kate Upton, allowing her to become a “model”…because I guess the world, or at least America, needs big titty girls to sell them low grade product to the mainstream, average market…

She’s like a pornstar or Playboy chick….who got away…you know average hard faced, but no one notices cuz of her tits…

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney

2015

21

Jan

Selena Gomez Grabbing Cara Delevingne’s Tits of the Day

Selena Gomez was hanging out with Cara Delevingne, because that’s what all these overpaid peopled do, they sit together discussing how amazing they are, while living the exclusive life, before talking shit about each other behind each other’s back, because fame and Hollywood and all that is just like one horrible high school you’d wish someone would school shoot, but no one ever school shoots….it’s like all these delusional idiots….talking about their ridiculous lives…while idiots like us watch…and can you really blame us when former disney star saves “models” from having their tits fall out…even when we’ve all seen her tits…because Selena Gomez is a hero…that has been fucked by Justin Bieber…

She posted this to her instagram, so I guess she wanted everyone to see it, because saving tits get hits…generates buzz…makes them all money…keeps people talking about them…even if it’d be better if they were scissoring…I mean if you’re gonna make noise…make fucking noise from faking a lesbian orgasm…fuck…


TO SEE PICS OF CARA DELEVINGNE AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

21

Jan

The Victoria’s Secret Superbowl Commerical Trailer of the Day

Victoria’s Secret produced a Superbowl commercial, because Victoria’s Secret has built their business on selling lingerie to men, using amazing looking women, who would never fuck them, and who their wives would never look like, even if they can wear the same shitty overpriced underwear….it’s like seeing a cartoon version of them…the shorter and fatter Victoria’s Secret model, trying to live a fantasy motherfucker saw on the superbowl, but dealing with a horribly comedic, overstuffed sausage version of it…

This is the trailer…

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2015

21

Jan

Shay Mitchell’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

Shay Mitchell is a Canadian, who has turned her back on Canada, to become a big American star, because she’s famous thanks to a TV show, and I assume she feels like people only care about her because of this show, which is obviously truth, and she figures it is time to branch out so that she doesn’t get typecast, and doesn’t have the same fate as some many people on successful shows before her, who never broke free from that…

So she’s doing it by posting bikini pics….the sex tape of the new generation…because bikini pics, although seemingly wholesome and just “me on vacation”…are actually just whoring at its best…I approve.

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

2015

21

Jan

Cara Delevingne for John Hardy of the Day

Cara Delevingne may be an overrated, rumored heroin addict, hangs with the right famous people to be seen as being relevant, “it girl”…she may look like an inbred British royal…like she has webbed toes, webbed eyes, and other inbred genetic disorders….all dumb lookin’ but money making which is just gravy because she’s a trust fund baby….

That said, she’s in some campaign, rolling around naked or half naked, or naked enough in bed, and shit, as weird looking as she is in paparazzi pics…when she’s not made up, lit well, and shot by actual photographers…

These are almost hot…weird.

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2015

21

Jan

Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny of the Day

Nina Agdal is a monster…I’ve seen her in person, she had a shitty and annoying attitude which made her even uglier…she seemed drunk, maybe medicated, on some ego trip, because I guess like many gold digging Miami hookers before her, she got confused and felt her man’s money was hers…

I mean it is very possible that she’s cool, that I saw her on a bad day, that she’s down to earth, that she gets that this Sports Illustrated model thing isn’t really as lucrative as she expected, because they make her do free shit for all their advertisers as a tradeoff for the PR they give her…like this shit for Beach Bunny…

But I didn’t see it…I just saw some tall and freakish looking Danish weirdo with a retard forehead…in a bikini…so you don’t see all that sucks about her…even if the best thing that sucks on her….is her mouth…I mean how else would she be getting work.

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2015

21

Jan

Schön Magazine’s Free the Nipple Editorial of the Day

Schön Magazine has taken on the “free the nipple” program with this editorial featuring some model I didn’t look up because I am lazy and who really cares…she’s showing tit in public for fashion and that’s pretty amazing…even though all models show their tits, in public or in studio, it’s part of the job and why they get paid so much fucking money…they’re versatile…but that doesn’t mean that the idea of girls showing off their tits in public as a social movement for feminists who feel they deserve the same rights as men isn’t fucking awesome. People are followers, and this is exactly the kind of thing any pervert dude, like me, would have and has tried starting in over the years, because once every girl gets on board….I get to see every girls tits…I win…I always win…even if winning is actually losing in the grand scheme of life…winning at losing is still winning….

Posted in:Schön Magazine

2015

21

Jan

Sarah Stephens for Betsey Johnson Swimwear of the Day

Sarah Stephens was in see through lingerie for Agent Provocateur yesterday…because some lingerie companies do better shitty catalog pics than the evil corporate generic sweatshop made Christian friendly photoshop out the nipples on their cheap overpriced white trash rags…and others don’t….and here she is in shitty catalog shots again…this time with less see through and more swimwear…because she is a versatile model…throw panties and bras at her for 10,000 dollars a day…or throw bikini at her for 10,000 dollars a day…and she fucking delivers…right…

Posted in:Sarah Stephens

2015

21

Jan

Iggy Azalea Ass in Shorts of the Day

These ass pics of Iggy Azalea are circulating the internet and have been the last few days, I tried to ignore them, because I firmly believe that Iggy Azalea, her music, her career, and her fat ass that black men fuck…because for black men and WHOOTY is good WHOOTY…I think it goes back to the Martin Luther King era of civil rights, where black people were seen as second rate citizens, basically laying the flag, or pipe to the white man 60 years later…through his daughter…but maybe I am looking into things too hard…

I figured I had to post these, because her ass has gone viral at least career-wise, she plays up her ass, and that’s exactly what this is all about, because when you taste what you’ve sucked so much dick for, without having to taste the residue semen, but instead just by looking at your bank account, you do whatever you can to not lose it!


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2015

21

Jan

Adrianne Curry Ass for Twitter of the Day

Her name is Adrianne Curry, I can only assume that you’ve never heard of her, because she’s absolutely irrelevant, but then I remember that this is a blog, and blogs are an outdated content delivery system, so you are probably old school and set in your ways, not part of the new social media, self involved, herpes generation….who use things like browsers and go to things like websites…unless it is seen on facebook…so you know exactly who she is…

A reality star…from the advent of reality TV…who ended up on other reality shows…before settling down with a Brady Bunch actor for more reality TV….who eventually was forgotten, because reality whores are interchangeable…so she turned to social media to post her smut…like ass shots and tits shots before doing the comicon circuit…to get nerd, virgin, loser, fans because they are loyal…

Well…she’s still posting her ass on twitter…fascinating legacy her bottom feeding is leaving behind…as her relevance that never was is officially dead.

Posted in:Adrianne Curry

2015

21

Jan

Fat Chick Stuck in a Car and Other Videos of the Day

Pornstar Eva Long Sings You Are My Sunshine

Topless Brazilians Protesting Not Being Allowed to Be Topless On the Beach…

Failed Assassination Attempt

WTF Car Accident…

The Dildo Factory:

Drunk of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

21

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My first tinder friend that I know of has contracted herpes thanks to using Tinder, because in case you didn’t know, no one uses condoms anymore, they are for sick people in the 80s, and this sexed up, porn influenced generation fuck everyone…so it was bound to happen…but still shitty for her…

What is even more shitty, is that she sent me a video the night she thinks she got it or the night she gave it to another guy…of her having raw sex with a motherfucker…not because she ever sent me videos of her fucking before…but because of some weird cosmic fate…or coincidence…so we can forever watch and reference that video as pre-herp…

Let it be a lesson to all you tinders…use condoms…herpes hurt….

Here are some links…in the morning.

Jessie J Sings With her Mouth Closed for Harvey Weinstein with Graham Norton
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Sophia Loren Porn
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Conan Interviewed Archer
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Amber Rose on a Jet Ski in a Thong is Unhygienic
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How to Make Perfect Bacon
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Girls Holding Cameras….While Half Naked
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Iggy Azalea’s Butt Cheek
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Mario Lopez Lost His Virginity at 12
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Hilary Swank’s Man SKin
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Driver Hits Slow Motion Train
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Car Selfies.
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Kim Kardashian’s Tits.
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Paris Hilton Cougar!
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100 Million Dollar NYC Apartment
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

20

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I heard that facebook is worth 226 Billion dollars today…which is coincidentally my first day of my 7 day ban….which has doubled as an opportunity for me to remember that I don’t give a fuck about facebook or what people are saying or posting on facebook, and it’s just a platform for bored people to spy on other bored people… a waste of fucking time for someone as anti social as me…so they can take away my rights, but I am definitely not addicted….

snapchat on the other hand drunkenstepdad(add me)….is all pussy all the time and even if it disappears forever…I love the 4-10 seconds I get to stare at it…

all this to say..fuck facebook…while I try to fuck girls on snapchat….even though smashing a phone against my dick doesn’t feel good.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Greg Plitt – The Idiot Fitness Dude – Died Trying to Outrun a Train of a Gangster Fitness Video Clip – Idiot
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Australian Painter Paints with his Penis
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Slut of the Day
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Rat Hates Broccoli
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Big Cleavage….
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Kayslee Collins is Topless
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Lindsay Lohan Big Tits…
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Amber Rose Wears a Tiny Pink Thong
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Rachel Bilson Mom Tits
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Beyonce Paparazzi Bending Over…
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Julia Pereira is Amazing….
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Katie Holmes Action
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Paris Hilton’s 18 Year Old Boyfriend
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Amber Rose See Through Bikini
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Kate Hudson in Short Shorts….
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Kristen Stewart Wants to be an Superhero
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The First Walking Dead Trailer
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Rihanna Eating Fries
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Fergie in Jeans….
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Bieber Offered 2 Million Dollars to Do Gay Porn
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Jennfier Lopez is Not a Cougar
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Emmy Rossum in Leggings
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Ronaldo’s New Girlfriend
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Supermodel Ass!
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Amanda Peet Topless…
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Looking Good Sweetheart – Nicole Eggert
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Paris Sues Fox
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Bai Ling in a Bikini…
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Mario Lopez is the Grand Marshal Miami Beach Gay Pride 2015
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Taylor Swift Legs…
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Christina Milian’s Strong Calves
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Kim Kardashian Tits of the DAy
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Hilary Swank Naked for Magazine…
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Bieber is Getting His Own Comedy Central Roast….
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Dude with Rod Stuck in His Head
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Girls in Sports Bras….
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Gemma Arterton’s Titties!
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The Full J.Lo for Complex Feature
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some of the Hottest Girls You’ll Ever See Naked for Free….
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Possible Iggy Azalean Sex Tape that is 100 percent Fake
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Patriotic Titty Flash
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Hot Girl Wrapped in Ribbob
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The best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Hot Girls’s Insane Vagina Skill
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Silly Asian Girl Puts On a Show as she Busts in her Face
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Dude Sticking Dead Rat in his Hairy Ass is Strange
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I Love This Drunk Girl Stripping
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Czech Girls Fucking….
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GREEK NIPPLES!
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Best Massage EVER
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So Many Girls Wanking in Public
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

20

Jan

Sarah Stephens in Agent Provocateur of the Day

I hate catalog bikini and lingerie pics, no matter what model they use, I find them boring as fuck….regardless of whether I want to impregnate Sarah Stephens or not….catalog pics suck….but I get they pay the bills…

What I don’t hate is that Agent Provocateur, I’ve been a fan for a long time, not because I wear lingerie, but because I like girls in Lingerie…and this is a lingerie company that represents what lingerie is supposed to be…it was created by the manager of the Sex Pistol’s son, that has unlike Victoria’s Secret, has put style into their lingerie, you know making it semi erotic like it was the 1900s and imported from france…now this may not mean anything to you, because you have no taste, but it means something to girls and gives them fem boners, because it’s erotic and not trashy…doesn’t matter…

What does matter is that they don’t photoshop out nipples or pussy – and show off what the product actually looks like…something the Christian friendly evil corporation doesn’t do…and for that…we celebrate…Sarah Stephens, who was a VS Model in 2008, at 18, showing her nipples.

Posted in:Sarah Stephens