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2014

23

Jul

Horrible Twerk Video of the Day

I don’t know when this was shot. I don’t know if it has already gone viral. I just know it exists…and it is fucking horrible…the kind of thing I would erase from my memory, because there is so much better noise to fill my brain with…but at the same time…it’s pretty fucking awesome…in the worst way possible…

Posted in:Videos

2014

23

Jul

Adriana Lima and the List of Models for the Pirelli Calendar of the Day

Pirelli has been putting out these calendars every year for the last 100 years – that feature top models half naked posing with tires, shot by the top photographers – because tires and luxury fashion may not go hand in hand…but dudes who like tires like topless models…and models always look better when shot by good photographers…so it may not make that much sense, they are Italian…they don’t need to make sense..especially when they’ve proven to work…

That said, Pirelli’s 2015 Calendar will be shot by Steven Meisel.

Vanity Fair Italia, released the cast and crew of the Calendar – including Isabeli Fontana , Candice Huffine, Adriana Lima , Karen Elson, Gigi Hadid , Sasha Luss , Joan Smalls, Raquel Zimmermann and Natalia Vodianova . The theme of fetish with latex and corsets. Works for me..

I’ve stared at least all of those models topless for fashion at least once before…except Candice Huffine – she’s plus sized and we want none of that…

But I guess this is for a Calendar…an obsolete form of date tracking…it’s called a fucking iPhone..

Where’s the Pirelli calendar app? That’s what the people want…none of this hang on your garage nonsense…

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2014

23

Jul

Martha Hunt for Seafolly of the Day

I fell in love with Martha Hunt back in MAY…when she did this TOPLESS PHOTOSHOOT …but then I forgot she existed…until today…when it all came back to me…

You see these bitches are all interchangeable. There are so many of them. We are so over-exposed that they all kind of blend into each other to the point where their names don’t matter…they don’t matter…their tits don’t even matter…but I’ll still look at them…and pretend I care…as they sell bikinis…for some random ass brand….

Posted in:Martha Hunt

2014

23

Jul

Jack White at the Cubs Game is the Picture of the Day

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

23

Jul

Kelly Brook is a Monster of the Day

I’ve been calling titty model Kelly Brook fat for as long as I can remember…because titty model Kelly Brook is fat…

I don’t know why people get so mad about it, I mean she’s managed to use that fat and channel it into her tits, and turn those tits into money makers, like every low level hooker…

I am not hating on her for being 20 pounds overweight…I am just laughing at her squeezing into her jeans…

I don’t hate fat chicks and their obesity and overeating…and laziness…I just find them funny.

The fact that every big tit has a slow metabolism that needs to starve itself for a week before a shoot…is irrelevant as long as she’s photoshopped properly so we can focus on what is important…her tits…

But I’m more into the waistband of these pants…

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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

23

Jul

Hailey Clauson for Elle France of the Day

Hailey Clauson is making serious moves. She’s one of those young LA Hipster models, who was so hipster she sued a hipster photographer and hipster retailer because they so weren’t hipster enough for her, and they published erotic pics of her at 16, that she was hipster enough to be a part of knowing that a good cash grab was around the corner…or at least some publicity…and I like an enterprising bitch who doesn’t give a fuck. Do you know how many aspiring models would sue photographers or top level brands…after shooting for them…risking sabotaging her career over…not many…and I love it…

I also love her tits, her body, her face, her willingness to get naked, and now her career that is blossoming nicely as she does Elle France…not naked enough…

Posted in:Hailey Clauson

2014

23

Jul

Fake Magician Getting People into NSFW Poses and Other Videos of the Day

This is the weirdest way to Boycott Israel – Dump their Coke Beverages into the Street and make a Mess

Gas Station Fire of the Day

Bar Tender Lights Customer on Fire

Posted in:Videos

2014

23

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

That’s all I got to say about that…no wait…I got a snap chat from a friend dildoing some big titty girl…and I realized I am doing life wrong…I would change that…by why bother…when I can sit at home and watch commercials for bullshit products that Don’t pay me…but that do make great viral videos…that pretty much no thought went into…but that I still love…

Here are some links…

Serious Fucking Selfies…Shit
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4 Kardashians in a Pool Topless Together
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Naya Rivera Got Married!
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Playing Tee Ball Like a Boss
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Wet in Miami
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Lana Del Rey Has Fucked a Lot of Guys in the Industry – But Not to Get to the Top
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Fitness Motivation: 21 Photos of Sexy Women Holding Dumbbells
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Assassin Creed’s Parkour
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Selena Gomez is a Lesbian
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Interesting Social Experiment on Humanity….
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10 Elephants You Don’t Want to Fuck With
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BURGER OF THE DAY
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

22

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I was watching an obese homeless looking dude who wasn’t wearing a shirt – making out intensely with a known eskimo street hooker…on a park bench…before washing her down with the water from the water feature…and for some reason…I’ll I heard was love songs…the romance, although it stank and wasn’t very nice to look at…seemed so authentic…

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Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls in Sports Bras!
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10 People Who Should Be Allowed Near Shopping Carts…
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Selena Gomez Bikini Lesbian Pics
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Ben Stein Begged a Pregnnat Call Girl for NUDES
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Crazy Criminals of the DAy – Shit..
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More Selena Bikini Pics
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the Day
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Claudia Romani Anus!!
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Lady Gaga Ass!
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Andrea Calle’s Booty in a Bikini
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Natalie Portman Legs!
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Lea Michele’s Shitty Nipple SLip in her Bikini
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Bella Hadid Arrested for a DUI
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Top 10 – Bad Couple PDA
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Pop Songs from the Eary 2000s – Where Are They Now
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Katherine Webb Did Good on Instagram in her Bikini
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Mean Elephants!
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Pixie Lott in Shorts
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The Worst Foreign Ads You’ll See Today
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LeAnn Rimes Bikini Pics
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Billy Bob Thorton Hates Cupcakes
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Caitlin O’Connor Hot on the Beach in a Bikini
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Lots of Cleavage!
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Kate Hudson Slutty Legs
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People Putting Bugs in Their Mouths!
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Ashley Roberts Looks Tough
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Majestic Beasts Not Being Majestic…
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Ken Jeong Has His Own MTV Show Now
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Taylor Swift Legs
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Brooke Burke is Still Hot in a Bikini
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A Girl’s POV is Pretty Hot
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A Bunch of UK Glamour Model TIts
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Another Slut of the Day
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Miranda Kerr Double Denim Babe
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Arianny Celeste in a Bikini
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Cats Winning at Summer
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Zoe Saldana See Through!
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Pregnant Chick of the Day
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Two Girls – Topless at the BEach
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Babe gets nude in the car…
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Possible Keira Knightley Nude
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Nina Agdal Instagram Tits
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Ashley Greene Pokies and Cameltoe
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Dad Mocks His Kid’s Skinny Jeans
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Girl Washing Her Vag!
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Crazy Knock Out
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ROmantic Fishing
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS