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2014

29

Aug

Photoshopped Model of the Day

Some feminist magazine is putting some bathing suit company on blast because the model they hired to do the campaign, decided to exploit her client, who paid her well to be in their campaign, because she’s a fucking model and that is what they fucking do….by making a big deal about how they photoshopped her…

You know, because feminists are trendy now, and hating on photoshopped images to make a girl look better than she would not photoshopped is considered objectifying a woman and not celebrating her real form, false marketing like a push up bra…even though being a model to begin with is objectifying women and giving unrealistic images to the public….because unrealistic images are far more fun to jerk off to than some flawed picture of a girl…

The fact is that she looks better photoshopped…that’s why they photoshopped them…stop your whining you fucking feminists idiots. No one likes fat girls who don’t shut the fuck up about how badly the media treats ugly people and celebrates hot people…

Posted in:News

2014

29

Aug

Miley Cyrus for V Magazine of the Day

Miley Cyrus is on the cover of V Magazine. People seem to care. I don’t really understand why, maybe it is because she is still considered an it girl and relevant, maybe it is because her socially media is a fucking cluster fuck of her looking like a pile of shit, or maybe it is because V Magazine has a good PR team…but all I know is that I want to see the rest of the pictures, because I’m hoping she’s naked in them. You know, since fashion is about nudity and since Miley’s already naked all over the internet.

I don’t have the rest of the pics, so this is just a boring fucking teaser..but I don’t have hobbies…so this is all the low level excitement I need.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

29

Aug

Holly Peers Topless for Page 3 of the Day

Her name is Holly Peers, you may or may not have heard of her, but by looking at her pictures you pretty much can figure out her deal. She gets naked, topless, or implied naked for magazines in the UK. She does it to get famous and to find herself a husband rich enough to buy her fancy things and give her the fancy life. That’s just what Glamour models do. They are some level of stripper, some level of hooker but more on the exhibitionist, getting published to increase their worth kick.

I don’t think this is life changing, or revolutionary, or even inspiring. But it is tits and I guess that’s enough for the sake of a blog post, because we like looking at tits, even if we aren’t sucking them or fucking them…or even getting beat up emotionally by them.

I don’t look down on any tricks being tricks. I think the world needs girls like this…mainly for miserable married dudes tired of their wife’s tits…but I guess still good for everyone.

Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW

2014

29

Aug

Monkey Rapes a Bird and Other Videos of the Day

The Man Who Eats His Beard

Black Man Tasered By Police for Sitting in a Public Place

Bar Brawl Broken Up by Landlord’s Pool Cue

97 Year Old Dancer of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2014

29

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is something magical about getting wasted at some Russian Karaoke bar, with some Russian hooker looking girl, who can’t speak english, but who can sing the same fucking George Michael song over and over and over again…with her own little choreographed dance…while other Russians who can’t speak english cheer her on…until realizing she is a russian hooker and that you owe her 200 dollars for her shitty fucking performance and that those Russians cheering her on…are there to collect for her….

Here are my hangover links…because I am hungover.

Life After Playboy
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10 sexiest Ice Bucket Challenge GIFs
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COCO In Barbados is Amazing
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Jessica Lowndes Cleavage.
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Kendall Jenner Legs.
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The Most Iconic Movie Outfits Ever
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WATCH GIRLS LIKE THE CREEP YOU ARE CREEP
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Natalie Dormer in FHM
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The Fight That Broke Out Over Reclining Airplane Seats
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10 People Curled Up with Pizza
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The Sluttiest Japanese Model Ever…
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If You Care – Brad and Angelina are Married
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Girls Who ARen’t in Bras
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

28

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

In conclusion, In conclusion is my new favorite expression.

It’s time to get drunk, then to find some unsuspecting girl on her period by her tampon string sticking out of her skirt, to mess up the white linens at the motel to make them look like there’s been a horrible crime committed…Or maybe, i’ll just eat my feelings…

In conclusion, no matter what I do, I’ll be drunk.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Joan Rivers Almost Died
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Things That Bounce
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Nina Agdal Modeling Lingerie
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Siblings Arrested for Church Lot Sex Inspired By the Notebook
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People Curled Up Asleep With Pizza
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Beyonce’s Dad Says Jay Z and Divorce was to Sell Tickets – Obviously.
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Lady Gaga Slutty Pics
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Amber Heard Is Topless For Some Bullshit
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The Jenner Sisters Get Wet Yo
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Jessica Alba is Worth a Billion
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Sexiest Gifs from the Ice Bucket Challenge
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Hottest Shania Twain Pictures = Are You Fucking Kidding me
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SLut of the Day
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Glamour Model Trick Does the Ice Bucket Challenge
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Cheryl Cole has a Stupid Fucking Name
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Jennifer Aniston in a Black Dress
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Gigi Hadid Hard Nipples
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LeAnn Rimes Made a Rape Joke
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Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert Singing Together 20 Years Ago…
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Pussy Upskirt of the Day
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Jillian Rose Reed in Silly Bikini Bottoms
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Christopher Robbins is Dark
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Alessandra Ambrosio Slutty for some Bullshit
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Michea Crawford’s Lingerie Party
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Al Pacino’s Young Piece
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GIrls Not Wearing Bras
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Katy Perry In Concert
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Beiber Compares Himself to Princess Di
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Lingerie Football Player Punches Coach
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Sluts on Instagram
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Zoo Party
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WATVH GIRLS LIKE THE CREEP YOU ARE CREEP
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Road Rage Russian Style
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Pale and Amazing
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Find Old Girls to Fuck
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I Hate Wine Bottles in Vaginas
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Big Stupid Tits…
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Interesting Throat Fuck
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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Chick Who Strips in the Shower
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17 Face Tattoos That Scream College GRaduate
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

28

Aug

Halle Berry Crotch Shot of the Day

I think it is safe to say that this Halle Berry snatch picture was 10 years ago, pre children, without what looks like a gunt spilling over her upper thigh and most importantly without what looks like ancient weathered webbed fingers….it’s scary…

It’s not the kind of pie I want to eat, but it is the kind of pie that fellow montrealer ate, and now never has to work again in his life, so it’s the kind of pie you should eat.

I don’t care that she’s whiter than black, marketed as accessible black, none of that matters, when short shorts are involved…

In Conclusion, I will always look at vaginas through the crotch of a short, when given the opportunity, because I am an opportunist.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Halle Berry

2014

28

Aug

Emma Stone Has a Stupid Wonky face of the Day

I hate Emma Stone. She’s got some kind of wonky stupid face that doesn’t belong in movies, or even working the checkout at the grocery store. It’s like put this bitch in the back room, she sucks…

But for some reason, everyone cares, and I assume it is because she’s connected or rich. People find her hot and amazing, but those people are clearly misguided and just swept up into the hype that is comic book nerd.

Sites are celebrating her BOB haircut, that allows more focus on flawed face, that thanks to some scam is getting paid alot and cast a lot.

In conclusion, hollywood is a fucking scam and not hot enough girls are treated like hot enough girls…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emma Stone

2014

28

Aug

Selena Gomez Lesbian Instagram for Attention of the Day

Everyone is a fucking lebsian these days. Even Selena and Vanessa Hudgnsn. It’s good for business.

I have my own theories, like the hormones in the food, the exposure to porn, the fact that girls mainly masturbate to lesbian porn, the open mindedness and acceptance of the homo lifestyle, the cool factor, the shock value, the marketability, the “we’re so liberal”…bullshit that when I was younger still existed, but was mainly for male attention in night clubs and not for male attention on social media…

In conclusion, Selena Gomez gets the system, plays the system and works the system…but more importantly, if she’s going to imply being so in love with her rival, at least get a little Vanessa Hudgens egg on her face…

Posted in:Selena Gomez