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2015

22

Apr

Willa Holland “Artistic” Flash of the Day

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Willa Holland was the sister on the OC, she’s on some Canadian produced shitty TV show that I am sure a bunch of Virgin Losers watch – since it is based on some kind of nerd comic book shit..

She exists in the entertainment world for the same reason most people exist in the entertainment world…raw talent…and by raw talent I mean her stepfather was Brian De Palma…who you may know as the director of Scarface…and who probably has a huge list of “friends”..in the industry…who could appreciate her raw talent…

Not that any of that matters, I mean everything in life is based on who you know, and if I had a massive Director for a stepfather, I’d take the easy money too…because easy money just makes sense when your life objective is hookers and booze..

Either way, she posted this artistic, hip picture of her flashing that is shot from the wrong angle..but that I can accept as clever enough…

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2015

22

Apr

Kate Moss for Vogue of the Day

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Kate Moss must be promoting something, or maybe she’s preparing to retire / die of HIV or any other drug and alcohol party girl who fucked every dirty famous person, who probably has AIDS…

Because she’s fucking everywhere, and I’m not complaining because even if her life of Luxury and exclusive parties have left her vagina old, a mom, ravaged, possibly diseased…I would still bury my face in it…until the end of fucking time…because to me she is perfect…

Even at 40, which is 400 in model years…there’s something about her, her willingness to show her tits…her hot little body…that I find inspiring…

She’s a fucking legend, who at one time huffed coke on the internet…and didn’t give a shit because models huff coke people…

She’s dated so man questionable dudes…but has been amazing throughout…

And most importantly, she’s been a trophy mother, by traveling the world without her kid, you know to keep her out of the limelight while mummy goes to have fun…

I am a fan….and here she is in Vogue because she was a model before instagram…

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2015

22

Apr

Amy Schumer Kim K Publicity Stunt of the Day

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I don’t like Amy Schumer because she’s not cute…but I guess she’s made the right jokes in her career, that allowed her to become relatively famous and break down the wall that you’d expect her to face, based on her looks alone…I mean bitch better be funny as fuck, while looking like this…and still getting on TV…just wouldn’t make sense if she wasn’t…

Maybe I just don’t like female comedians, because girls just can’t be funny, or because their jokes are always about sucking dick and I am more into getting my dick sucked than listening to girls mock sucking dick…

She’s been getting a lot of press, hosting shitty award shows…she’s relevant…she’s current…she is the new Whiteney Cummings, who you probably wouldn’t really want to cum on, but would…because you were drunk and it was late at night…

Now she’s throwing herself in front of the Kanye and Kim…mocking them by pretedning they are GODS or some shit…and the whole thing is made better with Kim K tits…

Here’s the video…

I am more into the paparazzi stepping on Kim K’s dress…

But I’m really more into Kim K getting pissed on by black dudes…why hasn’t that sex tape been released yet?

Here are her tits…

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2015

22

Apr

Shay Mitchell Failed Crotch Shot of the Day

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I have heard some many mixed things about Shay Mitchell, only because she’s from Canada and Canada and Canada has the inside scoop on Canadians…it circulates our Igloo community pretty easily through maple syrup telephone lines…and messenger moose…

I have been told by people she went to school with that she was always an egotistical cunt who was out to win in the world of acting, because she loved the attention, felt she deserved the attention and getting cast in a massive show like Pretty Little Liars just supported all that she had been fed all her life, making her a bigger “I told you so” kind of twat…

Maybe those are just haters gonna hate, when really they should only hate the fact that she’s not spread eagled in this instagram pic…because that’s the kind of thirsty for attention I like my famous Canadians turned Americans to be…because I hate that this is a failed Crotch shot…you see I have confidence in her attention generating noise she’s got the potential of making to really maximize her fame…I believe…we will one day see her nude…but today is not that day.

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2015

22

Apr

Game of Thrones Body Double of the Day

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Rosie Mac is going viral…she’s an actress/model from god knows where, who has got the probably very low paying job of being Emilia Clarke on Game of Throne’s body double, or stand in, or whatever…because she’s not famous enough to be Emilia Clarke on her own, but she is talented enough to learn Emilian Clarke’s lines for the test shots, or green screen shots, for the crew to set up the scene before actually disturbing Emilia Clarke from the make-up chair, because either Emilia Clarke is a diva…or because Rosie Mac is affordable..and what it comes down to…is that more affordable than Emilia Clarke or not…she’s definitely…better looking…and here’s some pics from her instagram..

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2015

22

Apr

Rita Ora for Clash Magazine of the Day

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Here’s a little Rita Ora for some magazine I’ve never heard of…not doing what Rita Ora has been known to do..and that’s show off her big fucking tits…in efforts to kick Rihanna off the top of the light skinned pop star game…

I figure if she’s about to do any media, it should involve more excitement, because this is just boring…yet I am drawn to post it…but in my defence, my life is boring, all these pics I post are boring, and boring is what I fucking do…so it’s in my fucking wheelhouse…

But this would be better if it took a little more of a scandalous, artistic nude, hipster angle…that instagram has made so famous…

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2015

22

Apr

Bruce Jenner in a Dress of the Day

I am not into Tranny sex…I find the whole thing very odd….but I do know that when I worked at a porn company, tranny porn was the best selling category to straight men, and this was over a decade ago, making me thing that’s probably still the case, because more people want to fuck trannies than they should..

I think there’s a level of mental instability when you want to cut off your penis, that may be a biproduct of steroids in teh 70s, or maybe of being all hollywood, or even having his dick ripped off by his domineering wife…

I just know that Bruce Jenner in staged paparazzi pics of him in a dress to help get ratings to all their shows, and his exclusive interview…is a great strategy…I mean it even made it onto CNN…a solid distraction from actual news…

Right…real weird…

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2015

22

Apr

Ninaserebrova is Magical of the Day

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Her name is Nina Serebrova she is from the magical land of instagram….where you can find her at @ninaserebrova, which is exactly what you’ll want to do…to stare at the magic that is her…

I assume she is from Russia, a country known for some of the most amazing girls in the fucking world, making me think that communism got rid of the ugly gene…and cleaned up shop…because to think a girl like this exists…and isn’t in every magazine, bikini campaign, etc…is fucked up…and almost a tragedy…but luckily she realizes what she’s got…and is putting it out to the internet…allowing people like me to fall in love…I mean I hear fucking angels singing…sure that could be my wife choking on an Ice cream bar, but angels none the less…don’t ruin this moment…I’m spending in heaven…the heaven that is her amazing ass.

Follow @ninaserebrova,

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2015

22

Apr

Drunk Chick Back Flips in McDonalds and Other Videos of the Day

Man Drives Wheelchair off DC Metro Platform

Dude Throws Chairs at Restaurant

Off Duty Cop Beats a Kid Who Tried to Rob His Daughter

Soccer Player got Fired for this Video of him having sex with a girl…who wasn’t his girlfriend or the mother of his two kids….who wrote ““Have a bit of decency for the people it’s affected. Thank god my kids are too young to read. It’s disgusting. I bet their families are far from perfect.” when it was posted on Facebook

Dog VS Small Car

Mother and Daugther Arrested for Answering Sex Ad for 400 Dollars to Fuck a 14 Year Old…

Driver Smashes into a Store

Pervert Caught Taking Pics of Girls on his Phone

Two French Tourists Get Fined for Setting a Quokka on Fire…Why The Fuck Would they set a Quokka On Fire…Fuck These Pieces of Shit…named Thibaud Valette and Jean Batrikian…in case you know them and can kill them

Dude FUcks With Amazon Echo

Naked Girl at a Concert in Tampa

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

22

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you want to realize how easy the girls you are sexting are…it will require a 40 dollar investment of buying a burner phone, you know one of those prepaid phones and hit them up and say “hey, you gave me your number on tinder a few weeks ago, I want to see your hot pussy”…

They’ll have no idea who you are, but if they send you a nude, then you know…you’re not the only one they sext…you are not the apple of their sexting eye…and really why would you be…seriously…take a look at yourself…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hot Girls…in Bad Lighting
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Ben Affleck is Sorry He Tried Hiding that his Family Owned Slaves
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Cassndra Swaby Naked in a Movie
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Fame Whore of the Day
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Woman Catches Dude Cheating…Gives His Apple Products a Bath
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The Warren Sapp Hookers!
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Baby Spiders are Terrifying
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Drunk Chick Back Flips in McDonalds….
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Slut of the Day
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Tom Wilson Just Killed a Man
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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:
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Jurassic World Global Trailer
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David Letterman’s Sexist Joke!
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Girl Who Was Paralyzed for 11 Days Gives Her Nurse a Surprise
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2015

21

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The best place to hang out when you are like me and have nothing better to do with your time…is the health food store next to the yoga studio…in the early afternoon…because you will see some mom ass like you’ve never seen mom ass before…the only problem is that it is mom ass and mom ass is terrifying when you factor in all it has been through…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Eating Ice Cream
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The Wrong Hilton is Dead
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Girl and Her Boyfriend Went Around Trying to Castrate Her Exes
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Selena Gomez Chubby with Cameltoe
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Range Rover Stuck in Mud
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Johnny Depp and AMber Heard Still TOgether…
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Ireland Baldwin Tweets from Rehab
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Slut of the Day
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Rosie HUntington-Whitely Tits…
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Courtney Cox Has Killer Cleavage
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Scarjo isn’t Very Hot
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Salma Hayek Not Showing her Tits
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Sarah Hyland is Cute
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Lies Parents Tell Kids
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Irina Shayk is Amazing
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Homeless Guy Giving Money
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Slut of the Day
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Paparazzi Almost Ruined Kim K’s Dress
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Amber Heard is Amazing
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Formalwear I can Fuck With
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The Olsen Twins May Do Full House
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Blake Lively Almost Does a Panyt Flash
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Beyonce VS Rihanna Ass Battle
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Sherri Shepherd is a Fat Lying WHore
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The Coolest Disney Tattoos
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Some Russian Earth Flow
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Olivia Munn Dog Walking…
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Courtney Stodden Takes a Bath
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Britain’s Got talent Card Trick
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Blac Chyna Does Kylie Jenner Challenge
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Blake Lively Tits…
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Anna Faris Skinny in a Bikini
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Travolta Defends Scientology
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Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Find Girls Who Will Fuck You….
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Robin Givens Naked for Playboy
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Bumpy Tits…
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Daphne Joy….Big Tits…
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Creepiest – Probably Thai Tourist VIdeo
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Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Naked Skiing
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RUBBER PUSSY OF THE DAY !
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Bella Bellz Bouncing Ass
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Girl Tries to Drown Herself with Squirt
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Best Couple on the Patio Ever
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Free live sex without credit card
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Katie Fey Strips at the Beach
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English Language Students Awesome Video…
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Demi Lovator Doesn’t Have Thigh Gap
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Naked, Young, Amazing, Girls…Who Would Normally Be Working at Starbucks…Getting Naked…
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Officer Big Tits
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Sex Toy Insertion with Skin Diamond
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Japanese Bus Ride!
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Greek Whore of the DAy
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This Lion Loves Pussy
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Girls with Thigh Gap
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I LIKE MY GIRLS Girls Naked and Stoned…No Not That Kind of Stoned…
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Bed Post Dildo
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

21

Apr

Bikini Clad Grandma Gets a DUI of the Day

This video is pretty much the highlight of my day…a 49 year old bikini wearing grandma crashed into a car at an intersection, with her 10 year old grandson in tow…don’t let her being a bikini wearing grandma at 39, bleached hair from Flordia getting busted for a DUI deceive you, she is in fact white trash….and amazing…

Seriously, I generally don’t love grandmas, or anyone over 30….especially all leathery from florida..but this one is amazing…I am in love…I’ll have to find her prison details to pursue this love affair…

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2015

21

Apr

Rihanna’s Booty for V Magazine of the Day

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Rihanna keeps bringing it…this time for V Magazine…where it is all about the booty…that hasn’t really been her focal point, I mean in reality, nothing has been Rihanna’s focal point, she’s always been this kinda hot, interesting looking thing who probably has a terrible personality…but she hasn’t been like “I love her tits” or ” I love her ass”…or “I love her cankles”…specific…it’s been more like as a whole, we like that she pretends to not give a fuck, even if not giving a fuck is strategic…because it involves her nipple rings…and half nakedness…in a sold her soul to the industry…it paid off…so why not give the rest of her…since she has no privacy and is more of a novelty item…a novelty item i want to have sit on my face….even though I know some of the remnants I’d be licking/ choking on…

This is just a glimpse…I’m sure the nudes are to follow…

Here are a few more without the V…making me think V magazine is a lie…

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2015

21

Apr

Bella Hadid Hot For Elle Magazine of the Day

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Bella Hadid is the new Gigi Hadid…..because like all spoiled brats…if the sister gets something the other sister will want it to…and the dad will scramble and throw money at it until she gets it…because he wants to seem fair, but more importantly wants to say he has two daughters who are models, because as someone who only fucks models, that feels good for his ego…you know that he squirted this out of his balls..

That said, he is probably also avoiding expensive rehab bills, and all the other shit that comes from the emotional trauma of being the other girl, in the shadow of the prized girl…so he probably thinks of this as an investment into her future..so that she can pay for her own rehab, or find her own rich husband of her own…but really what the fuck do I know…I just see a less obnoxious Kylie and Kendall without the TV show, who will probably have a TV show…and who are probably friends with each other…doing rich kid LA life things…while getting in magazines on the side, because it makes everything seem more legit…even though none of this nonsense matters…

What it comes down to is that I like this one better than the other one…and here she is for Elle…

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2015

21

Apr

Kate Moss Hard Nipple for W Magazine of the Day

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Kate Moss is an angel sent from heaven….cocaine fueled model heaven…

A 40 year old babe…who still shows her tits like she did when she was 20…around the same time she had sex or dated, pretty much every motherfucker…

She’s managed to be the perfect balance of gutter and disgusting and fashion and glamourous…and she still goes strong, even though you’d think the AIDS would have got her down by now…AIDS she acquired with some of the needle sharing dirt backs she’s let cum inside her…but I guess it is possible that she’s survived this next level life unscathed…or that modern medicine is just good..

Either way, she’s still looking amazing while old…and is still one of my favorites…this here is for the latest W Magazine…

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