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2014

29

Oct

Nude Modes at the Tasty Paris Expo and Other Videos of the Day

Four People Crossing the Road Get Slammed – No One Died.

KTLA Reporter Calls her Colleague Fat – If She Was a He and He was a She – People Would be fired.

News Reporter who “ALMOST DIED”….on the Job…

Store Owner fights off Robbers with Chili Powder

Woman Almost Gets Blown the fuck up Cooking

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2014

29

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The nice thing about being drunk is spending an hour talking to some girl you think you had sex with 5 years ago – for over an hour about – having sex – but not with you – having her open up her soul and telling you all her dirtiness – that you just assume she’s doing because you’ve seen her spread asshole before – only for her to introduce herself at the end of the conversation – when her boyfriend shows up – and you realize you have no fucking idea who she is…

I am sure there are other nice things about being drunk – Here are some morning links..

Kylie Jenner has Amazing Lips
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12 Animals With Masks Oon to Scare the Fuck Out of You
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College Student Makes 10k Sinking Some Basketballs…I don’t watch sports – is that what you call getting it in the net?
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18 Horrible Engagment Photos
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Jose Canseco Shot His Finger Off
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Australia’s Next Top Model Beach
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Beer Fetching Dog of the Day
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Lion with a GoPro Hunts Down and Animal
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Tom Hanks is Better Than You – Because He Befriends Cabs – And Doesn’t Yell At Them..
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People Grunting at the Gym
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People Living the Sweet Life…
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Katie Holmes is Over Being Tom’s Robot Girl
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20 Reasons Why it is good to be Alive…
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Hackers Attacked the White House
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Prank of the Day
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2014

28

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Afternoon nap with @barbtrencianska because sucking at life sometimes works out for you

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

The new predator move is to find girls looking for people to knock them up on craigslist, or a dating site specifically designed for that, knowing you’ll get to have unprotected sex with them, with no hassles, all while knowing you’re infertile, despite girls who use dating sites or craigslist to get knocked up, are usually the last level of crazy you want to have sex with….or really associate with…but they do have a vagina…and that’s saying something…right?

Here are some stepLINKS….

16 Deranged Jack-O-Latterns
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White Girls’ Slow Motion Twerk
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Caitlin O’Connor is Topless Pimping Hooker Water
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Julia Roberts Never Got a Facelift…
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Amy Poehler Dated John Stamos…
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Carmen Electra Does Katy Perry Weirdness
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the Day…
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Edita Vilkeviciute in Lingerie…
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Kate Walsh – Nude Swim Suit
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But First Let Jessica Chastain Take a Selfie
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The Girl Being Cat Called for Being a Slut in NYC because of her Slutty Outfit
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12 Animals in Halloween Masks…
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Some Last Minute Lame as Fuck Halloween Costumes
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Kylie Jenner’s Got Fake as Fuck Lips
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Girls Who Have Forgotten Pants
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Evil Toddler Prank
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Beefy Ben….
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Amal Clooney Has a Penis
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Ashley Greene Smokes Crack
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Keira Knightly Slutty in Pantyhose
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Kate Upton Looks Like a Sausage in a Leather Skirt
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Princess Cat Rides Roomba-Powered Magic Carpet…
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Paris Hilton’s Cellulite Ridden Ass
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Hugh Jackman Treated for Skin Cancer
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Kate Walsh Pantsless Surf
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Eva Marcille Nip Slip
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Frankie Sandford’s White Panty Upskirt
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Jessie J Ridiculous Dress…
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Has The Fake Tit of the Day
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Katy Perry’s Ass in Panties Doggy Style Pose
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Natalie Portman LA Dance Event…
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Iconic Album Covers – Full Photo
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Kelly Brook’s in a Bra on Instagram
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Girls who Take Selfies
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Amy Childs in a Red Dress
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25 Funniest Job Resumes of All Time
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Katy Perry Hiding Her Face
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Taylor Swift in Concert
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Some Bill Cosby Rape
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Selena Gomez in Elle in 2012
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Iggy and J.Lo Perform Some Bullshit
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Some Solid Trick Shots…
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Heather Graham’s Partially Sheer Skirt
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Kris Jenner has Gone Black – Again…
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Proof that Goats are the Devil
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Tamara Ecclestone in a Bikini
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Today in GIFs
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Paris Jackson Looks Hot
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Eerie Preserved Corpses of the Palermo Catacombs
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Taylor Swift is the Ambassador of NYC
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Amputee Athlete has Some Awesome Halloween Costumes
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Naked Pittsburgh Man Falls Off 40-Foot Embankment After Being Tasered By Police
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So Many Girls in Sports Bras
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Lindsay Lohan Commissioned this Nude Portrait of Herself…
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Celebs Doing Halloween
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Kayla Kiss as Harley QUinn
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Hottest Celebrity Costumes of All Time…
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Alyssa Barbara in Lingerie…
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Libby Has Huge Tits You’ll Want to Eat
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Girl on her Period Stuffs Cheese in her Vag
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Hairbrush Masturbation…
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Today in Public Beach Blowjobs…Wtf
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Big Nerdy Cuz She’s in Glasses Tits
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Dog Bathes his Dog Friend…
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

28

Oct

Rita Ora on the Cover of Cosmo of the Day

I don’t know if being on the cover of Comso is actually making it in your career, but I am going to assume it is an iconic magazine that teen girls everywhere read to learn about sex and style and whatever else they cover…so this is probably a big deal for a Rihanna impersonator..

I mean this is like seeing the Michael Jackson from Hollwyood BLVD doing his “Bad” dance, on the cover of Vanity Fair or some shit…pretty major…and all it took was sticking to her lie…I mean you can’t hate her for that…and if you do…look at her big tits…becuase you definitely can’t hate her for those…

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2014

28

Oct

Alyssa Milano’s Breast Feeding Pic of the Day

For those of you who don’t know, I am a good friend of Alyssa Milano’s. Not because I used to jerk off to her on Who’s the Boss, the only role she’s done that has really mattered, but because I give her much needed advice when it comes to manscaping her hairy fucking arms…

I remember making fun of them, only because I was letting her know she should do something about them…only to end up waxing or getting laser on them, because in the last 3 years she hasn’t had hairy arms…proving yet again…cyberbullying works…sometimes it gets the job done, other times the weak kill themselves off with a flash card suicide, all the time it’s survival of the fittest..

That said, she posted a pic of her breast feeding, in some #freethenipple girls should be allowed to breast feed wherever they want because it is natural, and because this motherfucker likes seeing milk filled tits with parasites latched on – everywhere I go….

You know while she’s all high on endorphines from feeding her child…while, I’m all high off some random powder some homeless man made me snort….masturbating in my mind…It all works out in the end…

So thanks for the porn you old hairy critter…

Posted in:Alyssa Milano

2014

28

Oct

Kayden Kross Cat Calling Dudes of the Day

My good friend Kayden Kross participated in this video of her cat calling dudes, like she was a construction worker, that is pretty entertaining because when pornstars cat call dudes, like they were construction workers, good things happen.

It wasn’t inspired by the recent VIRAL VIDEO OF AN UNASSUMING GIRL IN NYC GETTING CAT CALLED …but interesting timing nonetheless.

It is all part of a webseries she’s starring in – that Episode #4 just dropped on. There are 4 NSFW 1/2 hour episodes that they are offering a deal on when you use code: kross @ checkout, because it costs money to make videos… CLICK HERE

If you are concerned about paying to see a new show… you can see episode #1 for FREE CLICK HERE

Or you can use google to see Kayden Kross doing porn, which is boring, not because Kayden Kross is boring, but because Porn is boring…and this GETSEXXTONIGHT is much more fun….

Posted in:Kayden Kross

2014

28

Oct

Hilary Duff Titty of the Day

Apparently, this is Hilary Duff’s implant scar…because apparently Hilary Duff has implants – which would be so abnormal – considering everyone in Hollywood has plastic surgery…I mean everyone everywhere gets plastic surgery, it’s all part of having the best instagram profile around…so totally not a big deal…it’s kind of a thing…

I guess it doesn’t have to be an implant scar, I am not a plastic surgeon despite telling girls I can give them free vaginalplasty exams, and don’t know where implant scars go…I guess it could also be an rash, or a pimple – or even an AIDS Lesion….

And what it comes down to is that implants aren’t that big of a deal. I called her out on this in 2010 …back when she was a hockey wife he would practice team initation on…

Either, down with looking at Stuff By Duff if that Stuff is down her shirt…

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2014

28

Oct

Cora Keegan is the Worst – but Naked of the Day

Cora Keegan is the fucking worst, but only because I love her…and want to send her presents, like tupperware containers filled with my sperm, hoping she uses it as lube with all her other boyfriends who she chose over me, because that way maybe she’d have my kid, and we’d be stuck with each other for ever / until the kid was 18, provided she told the guy she was letting think it was his kid that she used random sperm she got mailed to her as lube…

But unfortunately, my testosterone is too low to fill even a shot glass up with sperm…at least I can look at her naked…in pictures because that’s kinda what she does…being a dumb model and all.

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2014

28

Oct

Jennette McCurdy’s Possible Nude Pic of the Day

We’ve seen her ALLEGED TIT BEFORE

People are saying that this picture above is also her…which I guess would make sense because she’s been naked before…but I am saying “Who the fuck is Jennette McCurdy….

I get the whole naked for publicity angle, but I’m not going to go google this shit to see who she is, what she does, or what she is publicity stuntin’ for…it takes a certain kind of girl to want to be famous, and that girl if not already connected is usually pretty willing to get naked..

I guess since we live in the internet porn generation – this kind of thing is hardly a scandal…but still naked…and that counts for something – even if it isn’t her, and she isn’t spreading her gaping asshole…

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