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2015

24

Mar

Kate Hudson Legs Parade of the Day

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My favorite thing about Kate Hudson is not her legs in shorts as her old lady body that is still good enough walks out of the doctor’s office we can assume she was getting her Valtrex prescription filled out, thanks to fucking every single dude in Hollywood pretty much for the last 20 years….

My favorite thin about Kate Hudson is that she’s fucked every single dude in Hollywood for pretty much the last 20 years…

Because there’s something magical about a rich girl, with a trust fund, who never has to work a day in her life, going out there and getting knocked up by 20 by an older dude in a shitty band, to fill the emptiness in her broken soul..

It makes for a good time…unless you’re Owen Wilson, in which case, it leads to your suicide attempt because she just won’t commit after making you snort a ton of coke out of her asshole…

At least that’s how I visualize it going down….little cocaine clouds farted out of her into a mans face…

Because that’s the kind of girl she appears to be…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Hudson

2015

24

Mar

Fitness with Iza Goulart of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

I would have posted earlier, but I was just doing fitness with Izabel Goulart, not because I am the kind of guy who hangs out with models and watches them do fitness and gets health skills from them, but because Izabel Goulart posts these informative fitness videos that are clearly for the soul purpose of educating us on fitness, the benefits of fitness, and living a healthy life, all by wearing the shortest shorts possible, so that you can proactically see her ovaries like she was Angenlina Jolie, you know out on the table like they were pulled out of her…

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2015

24

Mar

Christina Milian Sucking Cup of the Day

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If Christina Milian goes to a public place and attempts to whore out to get noticed….Does it Make a Sound?

I don’t know, but she sure as hell hopes that it does, because that seems to be the only thing that she seems to think has any meaning…and I guess it makes sense, if you were to look back on her career, when she was just the girl in the “Dip it Low” video, one of the sleazier videos of the late 90s, this is just the mom who has millions and nothing better to do extension of that…

It’s like go to the game and suck a cup, maybe it will get her shitty reality show I don’t think anyone cares about another season…

TO SEE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

Posted in:Christina Milian

2015

24

Mar

Cindy Crawford See Through at the Beach of the Day

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I have no idea when these are from, but I’d say that Cindy Crawford is probably way too old for this, but then I realize that no girl, especially one who made a living for being a babe, even in her late 50s, is ever too old for this…

Titties from the 90s I used to jerk off to…20 something years later…so amazing…I knew this day would come eventually…and I’m glad it did…even if it is kinda gross…it is perfect…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Cindy Crawford

2015

24

Mar

Dirty Dancing and Other Videos of the Day

Fight in the iStore

Caution Wet Floors

Scottish Dude VS Drive Thru

Drunk Guy Gets SUcker Punched

Bird Gets Reunited with Mom and Dad Bird

The Pope Gets a Pizza

Man Releases Rat in Restaurant for a Free Meal

Helpful Woman Gets Attacked

The Worst Golden Retreiver of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

24

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spent most of my nights talking to girls about growing out their bushes, not necessarily for me, but for themselves because they have been programmed by men to think that their bush is disgusting, when bush is actually the most erotic thing…

But last night, I spoke to a 21 year old about her large sized butt plug that she walks around with, I’m talking a totally normally 21 year old, who goes to college and not a 21 year old sex worker, because the world is a lot more freaky underneath the designer clothes than we think…and so many people…are anal Queens…thank you internet…because when I was 21, only the religious girls would do anal to retain their virginities.

It’s a loophole…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Fire Tricks
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Daveigh Chase is Hot
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Shirtless Fat Guy Going Crazy in the Crowd
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Angelina Jolie’s No Longer Got Female Reproductive Parts…The Singularity is Real
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Morning Famewhore of the Day
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Serena WIlliams in Vogue
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The Pope Loves Pizza
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Angela Simmons Booty
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Joe Simpson’s Twink Ass Licker
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Shaggy’s New Music Video…
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2015

23

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was trying to go down on a girl I met in a short skirt the other night…she looked slutty, but I didn’t care how many dick’s she’s had, it seems like the younger and younger the girls get, I’m talking between 18-21, the more cock they’ve seen. Probably from growing up on porn, leading to this new feminist movement that annoys me, but that comes with sexual self discover, and for some reason even though I know they are dirtier than a crackwhore down the steet, they are still seemingly fresh, young and vibrant…but they aren’t into being told they have Betty White legs…

Then I offered to let her use my face like an ergonomic office chair….which for some reason didn’t make her ride my face like an ergonomic office chair…

People are so uptight…here are some links..

Huge Fucking Tits
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Uma Thurman Hard Nipple Bikini Monster
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Drake Fucked Lil Wayne’s Girlfriend
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Colleen Shannon Big Old Tits
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Jared Leto’s Joker Voice…
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A Bunch of Nuns Ravage the Pope
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Holly Madison Wanted to Die in the Playboy Mansion
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Dogs VS Treadmill
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Jessica Lowndes – Instagram Whore
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Lauren Stoner in a Bikini
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Kelly Brook Bra Shopping
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Top 15 Ghetto / Ratchet Crowdfunding Projects
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Russian Hitman Prank…
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Elizabeth Olsen is On Beach for a Photoshoot
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Vin Diesel Named His Kid Pauline after Paul Walker
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Girls in India Talk About Masturbation
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Some Emily Ratajkowski Modeling
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Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Miley Cyrus Bikini Dance Video
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Bai Ling Nipple on the Runway
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Uma Thurman is a Big Girl in a Bikini
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Man Lost 270 LBS and Shows the World his Body
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Bridget Fodna Nude in Some Movie
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Lexus Goes Airborne
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Topless Alessandra Ambroosio
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Charlottle Mckinney Panty Flash
Thigh Gaps…
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Alessandra AMbrosio is Too Skinny to Model
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Drunk Joe Simpson
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Man VS Horny Tortoise
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Ponies Chase Wild BOar
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Claudia Jordan Bikini
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Taylor Swift Buys Porn Sites With Her Name
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Guy Films Jaws of Life Freing Him
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Thigh Gaps…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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Fat in Australian Bus Lap Dance
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This is Big
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Drunk Tranny…
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Miley Cyrus Dance Video
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Cam Girl Keeps it all in the Family
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Fucked by a Sybian
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Inside of the Vagina
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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Nostril Porn
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Tickle Fetish
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Kink of the Day
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Some Immigrant Popstar on the Beach
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Jessica Alba Dancing in Sin City
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Sneaky BJ
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WEBCAM SLUTS!! ARE GOOD!
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Terrorize That Booty
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Shannen Doherty Throwback Playboy Pics
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August Ames Big Tit Strip
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Big Tits Monday
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Czech Girl Tries on Lingerie
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

23

Mar

Kendall Jenner and Bieber in Vogue of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is a model now that her mother has positioned her properly…so it would only make sense that she would do Vogue the first time she gets the chance, even if it is actual a feature on Biber, because he’s still stupidly famous, because she probably whined at him about it long enough..because they are “friends”….

The fact that I know this…as a grown man…depresses me, but what doesn’t depress me is staring at Kendall, who isn’t all that hot in person, but who is skinny as fuck, because she’s trying to be a model, you know, apply her vapidness to something that has more respect than being cast on your porn sister’s reality show…because she is in a bikini…

I think we can all agree that Vogue is officially on the level of People Magazine, in trying to be relevant, doing tabloid shit, instead of being on the cusp of fashion, they’re trailing behind and can’t keep up to the internet…but I guess they still have a strong brand name…and that’s what matters…not the fact that this looks like a shitty mall brand newspaper insert ad…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

23

Mar

Miley Cyrus Banana Porn and Vacation Pics of the day

I’ve seen Miley in person and as long as she doesn’t talk…she’s pretyt fucking hot. Tight little, long body, that you’d all let sit on your face, I can assure that..but the second she talks, you just want her backwoods, inbred, hick horse to kick her in the fucking throat, unless it already did and that’s why she sounds liek that…

Anyway, as pathetic as it is, I heard Miley broke up with her Boyfriend, so she went on a tour with some low level groupie who is the Victoria’s Secret model who makes no sense, but who hangs with the right kid, named Stella Maxwell…and they went on her first Private Jet ride, and acted silly and had fun because Miley is a bratty rich kid who doesn’t give a fuck…

I’m only really into her Banana porn, that you can assume she’s posting to cater to her black market…but the ratchet stripper parody she’s created, as if she’s not a disney kid, in a mansion in LA somewhere, is also entertaining enough to spend less than 2 minutes on, which is is exactly what I did…because sometimes I neglect there is a real world out there that actually has meaning, unlike this..

Some videos…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

23

Mar

Selena Gomez Pudgy Face Bikini of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this picture of her in a bikini top, I guess to prove that her tits are just her being hormonal and not actual implants, because they are built like a body builder’s pectoral muscles, and not like an implant, unless that’s the look she was going for with her surgeon, which is possible “Make it look like a tranny tit”….but I doubt it…

Now, we can assume that she felt pretty, because she looks cute enough and her pudgy little face is not as pudgy, maybe a not so crazy water retention / Lupus medication bloat…

I wouldn’t say I’m a fan, or find this girl interesting or hot, but I’ll stare at anything in a bikini, because I can…and more importantly, because I have nothing better to do…my life is pathetic.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

23

Mar

Bella Thorne Facebook Bikini Pic of the Day Bella Thorne

I don’t know if Bella Thorne is still underage, I am not going to bother googling her, because I think it reflects badly on me as a person posting pictures of underage girls in bikinis, but more importantly, braless underage girls trying on shirts…I just know that she’s from some stage family, that the whole crew of them were whored out to the media, but she was the only one who got any actual work, despite being a ginger, something you’d probably expect to not happen, based on her being a ginger…and America fucking loves underage girls, cuz they can’t legally fuck with underage girls, even though underage girls are fucking thanks to porno, starting at a young age…because people fuck and this wholesome bullshit, or untouched virgin fantasy is just fantasy, espeially with girls in LA, who have parents trying to make them famous…I mean they know what the fuck is up and the only good thing about them is that their bodies aren’t as broken in as 30 year olds..

All this to say, she’s in a bikini…

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2015

23

Mar

Megan Fox for a Korean Skincare Ad of the Day

Megan Fox looks pretty fucking amazing in this skincare ad for some Korean brand, despite being a mom of two and useless as fuck, she still has it going on, and still reminds us that when your career is ruined by some failed actor you decide to fall in love with and get brainwashed by, Asian countries will pay you stupid fucking money to promote their bullshit, because asians fucking love white people, and the creams white people use to stay white, because having dark skin means you’re a peasant…

So she may not make money in America, and this may be desperate cash grab…and she may not be bridging the gap between North Korea and the rest of the world, but she is showing her gap…that the dude from 90210 destroyed, and that counts for pretty much everything…even if this doesn’t even look like Megan Fox…

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Posted in:Megan Fox

2015

23

Mar

Arianna Grande is So Weird on Jimmy Fallon of the Day

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Arianna Grande is the fucking worst…despite this picture of her doing a charity for a dog, using her little legs, and tiny body to promote dogs, because I love dogs…and despite this Celine Dion impersonation on the worst show on TV…

She just has this cunty attitude about her, which would make sense, since she has a massive vagina that she uses to fit big black cocks in her, when she’s not being carried around the world, going from concert to concert, where she performs half naked…

A few weeks ago, I was talking to a pornstar who used to fuck her boyfriend when he was dating her, and she said that this girl sleeps with everyone, that she’s a bigger whore than the porn chick, and for some reason, even though I already assumed that, it felt good to have it validated, because I hate fame that comes without whoring…it takes away from the whole experience…

TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER IN NYC CLICK HERE

Posted in:Arianna Grande

2015

23

Mar

Female Body Builder of the Day

Here’s a female body builder, topless and scary as fuck, in what you know is a fetish, because why else would she be selling clips like this, obviously, she was into the body building first and some dude told her at the gym that he would pay her to flex for him like some kind of wrestler, and the rest is fucking history, weirdo new market opened up, as porn has desensitized us all, leading to people digging deep….not that this is a new thing, I remember being a regular at a stripclub, and seeing these two tank body builder women, their stage show involved them doing pull ups, and I am not even joking…they had more business than any of the other cunty strippers, who didn’t have clits the size of mini dicks…so I guess this is the gateway to tranny sex…which is the gateway to dude on dude sex…but when presented like this, how can you hate it…it’s amazing.

Posted in:Videos

2015

23

Mar

Rita Ora Posted a Picture of her Ass of the Day

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Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator who normally posts pictures of her tits, that’s how she gets noticed, but who today decided to delve into new body parts to feature, in efforts of getting as famous, rich and relevant as Rihanna, the star she stole her whole identity from…

But the good news is that she hasn’t strayed too hard from her core, because Here are her slow motion tits…as she knows butt shots are risky if you don’t have a great ass, but are known for your tits…always keep a tit pic in the back pocket to make it all ok…in case it doesn’t work out so well…and the fans revolt…

A video posted by Rita Ora (@ritaora) on

To See her in Tight Enough Pants CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora