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2015

19

May

Kate Hudson Grabbing Her Crotch of the Day

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Kate Hudson was getting off a helicopter and was seen grabbing at her vagina for what could be a number of reasons…

The first…that she considers her vagina her holy grail and she doesn’t want anything bad happening to it, which can’t be true because she’s’ done all kinds of bad things to it from babies to all the actors she’s had inside her…which leads to the second reason she’s grabbing at her vagina…maybe it is damaged and beat up and scabbed and she fears the wind will blow part of that is hanging from a string of flesh away..ruining her forever….or maybe…she just doesn’t want anyone seeing what could either be heaven because it lures men in…or a nightmare because it has lured men in….right…

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2015

19

May

Amanda Seyfried for Vogue of the Day

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I think Amanda Seyfried is great…she’s some grimy actress who is as good as any other actress…maybe even better because for every shitty commercial movie she does…she does another where she gets naked…and I like naked…especially with her hot body…

But with everything great in life…there’s something awful about them and for Amanda Seyfriend…that’s Justin Long…

The Mac Guy…

Now, I am not one of those weirdos who cares who tits I like have sex with, I have no plan for Amanda Seyfried to be my wife….or have my babies…but when the dude is Justin Long…the Mac Guy…or Adam Levine, I have to assume that the girl is the fucking worst…

But even when she’s the worst…I’ll still look at her panties….in Vogue..I would even sniff them if she had a buy now link..

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2015

19

May

Carmen Electra’s See Through Old Lady Strip of the Day

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Carmen Electra is 100 years old…and was used at some AIDS event in Vienna that is apparently the most important AIDS event in the world…as some stripper in see through hosiery…that may or may not be showcasing her nipples…in what may or may not be a feature called “The Amazing She Doesn’t Have Aids Based on her Bottom Feeding Career Filled With Unproducted Hooker-Like Sex with Rich and Famous Dudes”….I hear it was her or Magic Johnson doing Jump Shots to show the world that AIDS or Not…if you’re rich enough you can power through it..

Speaking of AIDs, some people are pretty sensitive about AIDS…but most young people under 25 don’t even know AIDS exist and still think it’s a retro thing that doesn’t matter…meaning no condoms, which is ok, if these idiot kids werent having sex with every single random person they meet on the internet…including but not limited to people like you…and me…

So my prediction is a huge AIDS comeback tour…like it was the Spice Girls…or Carmen Electra still showing tits in her 40s….for AIDS…weird…

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2015

19

May

Willa Holland Laying In Bed of the DAy

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Willa Holland was the sister on the OC, people wanted to fuck her harder than she was Micha Barton….Now she’s on some Canadian produced shitty TV show that I am sure a bunch of Virgin Losers watch – like you since you are a virgin loser and since it is based on some kind of nerd comic…..

She exists in the entertainment world for the same reason most people exist in the entertainment world…raw talent…and by raw talent I mean her stepfather was Brian De Palma…who you may know as the director of Scarface…and who probably has a huge list of “friends”..in the industry…who could appreciate her raw talent…

I guess lucky for her, she wasn’t one of the teens that the industry passed around as a sex object, because apparently, the child sex rate is higher in producer offices than any school principal, janitor or bus driver’s office combined..

Not that any of that matters, I mean everything in life is based on who you know, and if I was a stepfather with any access, I’d get you the easy money too…because easy money just makes sense when your life objective is hookers and booze..and easy money just makes sense because working fucking sucks…..

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2015

19

May

Nicki Minaj and Beyonce have a Video of the Day

Beyonce and Nicki Minaj are releasing a song for Tidal, which is Jay Z’s failed app that everyone was talking about last week, and I guess it would only make sense that he do what he knows best and that’s get star studded people to endorse it…especially when one is his wife and business partner and the other is Nicki Minaj, a puppet trying so hard to find authenticity in the hip hop world…even though we know, like Drake, behind that “hood” accent and speech is an educated person who knows how to speak normally, you know like a modern day Ali G…with big tits and a fake ass…

All this to say…they are eating burgers in the video and that’s enough excitement for one day…
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Posted in:Beyonce

2015

19

May

Laís Ribeiro for Elle Italia of the Day

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Laís Ribeiro is one of the new Victoria’s Secret models they’ve abducted from some Brazilian village…who they have living in some model house where they show her pictures of her family and threaten to kill them off if she doesn’t smile for the camera like a dancing monkey who owes her career to them…

She’s 24…she’s the new Adriana Lima…she may not actually be human, as Victoria’s Secret does have enough money to create life-like AI, but we’ll just assume she’s real…since you’ve had sex with enough inanimate objects in your life, including girls you’ve jacked up with roofies, so I’ll let you have this one…

Posted in:Lais Ribeiro

2015

19

May

Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley for VS of the Day

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Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley’s face looks a little rugged in this VS shoot, which is too bad, because I am a Rosie Hungtinton-Whiteley fan….and firm believer that she was at one point one of the hottest, cunty, models, who would get naked in photoshoots, would act in movies better than girls who claim to be models, all while being some uppity British chick….who dates rich bald fit men making other bald men hopeful that if they get rich and famous they too will get a Rosie Huntington-Whitely…but they won’t….

The theme of the shoot is “Movie Star”….unfortunately not “70s Skin Movie Star”…but I guess I can’t direct all shoots, in fact I can’t direct any shoots because no one cares about my worthless opinion…

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2015

19

May

Hailey Baldwin Titty Dance of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is Stephen Baldwin, who played Barney Rubble in the Flintstones and not much else’s daughter…with what I can only assume was a Brazilian model, and she’s gone onto amazing socialite type things only rich La/NY girls can do, like hang with Taylor Swift and the Jenners….and more importantly bang Justin Beiber..when she was 17…all while pretending to be a model, because it’s easy to become a model, when you’re a Baldwin, unless you’re Ireland Baldwin, in which case no one wants you….but lucky for Hailey…she’s not Ireland…and here she is shaking them tits….tits that Bieber has desecrated…

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2015

19

May

Queen Latifah Tits for Bessie of the Day

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I was once in an elevator with Queen Latifah, who is probably the most rugged, gangster acting bitch, with an entourage of seriously hardcore dykes, who you know she puts up inside her vagina to recreate child birth, it’s a fetish…and she was actually really friendly to me and if anything I was the one weirded out because I thought I walked in on some deep south lesbian gang meeting…

Well, it turns out that she’s got tits that I’d expect her to have, being overweight and older, and the reality is that these are the kinds of tits that got me through the 70s thanks to national geographic, and the kind of tits that could feed a village, that still excite me because they are floppy, real, and borderline disgusting…at least if you were to see them on an 18 year old instagram model the second the Victoria’s Secret bra gets pulled off…but on a middle aged black woman…they are heavenly…

Posted in:NSFW|Queen Latifah

2015

19

May

Scientologist in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Her name is Alanna Masterson and she’s a Scientologist…a Scientologist in a bathing suit…which is really the best way to view Scientologists…I mean that and in their steam rooms…where they are cleansing their bodies from drugs thanks to the words of wisdom of a drug store, pulp, sci/fi writer who was broke and figured “why don’t I make my smut into a religion”…and found a solid following that turned it into the billion dollar cult…something I one day aspire to achieve with this site, because if you can turn smutty nonsense into a billion dollars, I an provide the smutty nonsense…

Join me…in this journey of spiritual enlightenment by staring at a smoking Masterson…who is fatherless thanks to Scientology forcing you to disconnect by people who leave the church…meaning she’s got the level of daddy issues I want grinding against my leg while listening to love songs…

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2015

19

May

Eddie Petterson for Purienne of the Day

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According the my extensive journalistic research, this is Eddie Petterson’s ass by Purienne, who I still think is one of the better “naked for fashion” creeper photographers who walks the line of softcore porn and fashion porn all thanks to shooting models and not hooker porn chicks…

She’s Gluten Free, Sugar Free, Vegan…according to her instagram she’s not that famous…but she’s a food blogger, perpetuating healthy eating, because the world eats like shit, and because of that, don’t have asses like this, but should have asses like this, so follow her fucking program, and start by taking some before ass pics and sending them to me, because I like looking at pics of asses…

Posted in:Eddie Petterson|NSFW

2015

19

May

Kate Beckinsale Getting Spanked of the Day

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I don’t know if the dude slapping Kate Beckinsale’s ass is her boyfriend, hired help, door man, or just some random dude walking behind her that looks like he’s slapping her ass, but that’s probably because the only thing I know about Kate Beckinsale is that she’s got some 17 or 18 year old daughter…despite looking young and hot and more importantly like someone that nerds everywhere are obsessed with and have been obsessed with the last decade thanks to being in one nerd movie, because apparently that’s all it takes..

So if you want a sustainable career and fan base, have you kid with a rich guy when you’re 18, so that you get an allowance for the rest of your life, allowing you to focus on having sex with producers who make nerd movies, securing a fan base for the rest of your life, and all you really need to ensure is that you maintain a fit body…and if you’re only job is to work out 2 hours a day…instead of going to some shitty office…it’s not too much to ask…

That said, she still looks good, even if you racists are mad that a man of darker complexion looks like he’s having his way with her because he’s probably rich as fuck…or the door man…I don’t know where this story is going…but look at the pictures..

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2015

19

May

Woman VS Mistress and Other Videos of the Day

Australian Fast Food Brawl

Rolling Tire Takes Out Old Lady

Apparently Cop Unloads 109 Rounds on Suspect….

Gary the Goat for Breast Cancer

Texas Bachelor Party of the Day

Spanish Fans…

Immigrant Cop VAN VS Stairs in One of the LEast Eventful Videos of the DAy

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2015

19

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My life is more than just posting pictures of titties…and it is more than linking to titties…but also very heavily based on staring at titties…everywhere I go…and I’m not even into tits, they are just more interesting than anything tits have to say…so they give me something of value to stare at…

So my advice today..is mute out all words and stare at them tits.

Here are some links…

Mermaid of the Day
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Anastasia Ashley’s Ass With Some Girl With Horse Teeth
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Stephen Colbert’s Commencement Speech
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Salma Hayek has Tits
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Batter Catches a Fastball
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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Naked Latino
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Girls in Sports Bra
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Leighton Meester is Pregnant
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Jaden Smith is a Space Man
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Apparently SNL and Louis CK Ripped Off Some Other Comedian
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Chrissy Teigen’s Tits…and Pug Face
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Dude Who Lost 400 Pounds..
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Rihanna On Stage Diddle…
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Girls Tugging on their Clothes..
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Rebel Wilson is Actually 36…Which Makes Sense Because it Takes Years to Get Fat
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2015

18

May

stepLINKS of the DAy

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The bikini game in Canada is pretty fucking weak…at least in this part of white trash Canada where you’d expect at least one meth addicted stripper to be getting a tan…..but all I see is a sea of gunts hanging over bikini bottoms one size too small…

I guess Canada’s memorial day from Queen Victoria is shit…but then again, I wouldn’t expect anything more than shit for myself…

Except these links…these links are gold.

Girls with Thigh Gaps…
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Bill O’Reilly Accused of Assaulting Ex-Wife
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Kendall and Kylie Get Booed
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Loretta Sanchez Mocks Natives
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Lupita in a Bikini….
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Some Babes at Cannes
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Crazy Woman Car Chase
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Julia Pereira in a Bikini is Awesome
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Scarlett Johansson Squat
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Slut of the Day
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YoU Can Almost See up Taylor Swift’s Skirt
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Taylor Swift PDA!!!
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Sexiest Jennifer Aniston Pics
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ESPN Slip Up
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Charli XCX in Concert
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Margot Robbie in Yellow..
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Roman Candle VS Drone
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Rihanna Did SNL
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Paris Hilton Lives
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Salma Hayek’s Tits are Tired of Sexism
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Charlotte McKinney Still Ugly Faced and Big Breasted and On TV
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Some Random Bitch I’ve Never Heard of in a Bikini
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Natalie Portman Does Cannes
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Julia Styles Titties…
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Martha Hunt is Amazing
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Man Held Up Bank to Bail Girlfriend Out of Jail
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Kate Beckinsale Still Looks Hot
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Mama June Humps a Horse
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Kendall Jenner Ass in Leggings
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Huge Fucking Tits..
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Kids React to Kylie Jenner Lips
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Parker Posey Does 70s Palm Springs at Cannes
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Jewel’s Fat Ass in a Bikini
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90s Nostalgia
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Black ghetto bitches broadcast from their dirty ghettoes:
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Bendy Bitch
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A Whole Bunch of Thongs
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Maniac Gives No Fucks
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Naked SLUTS and THEY are Getting Stoned
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Greek Sluts!
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Sex on a Unicorn
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Olivia Munn Playboy 2007
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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Cam Girl is Funny…..when she Orders Pizza….
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Latex Lesbos!
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Lisa Ann Does Fishnet Everything
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Massage of the Day
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Watch Cartoons Fuck
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Sophie Marceau Nipples!
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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Oiled Lesbians
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More Lesbians
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And More Lesbians
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The Hottest Webcam Experience You’ll Ever Have…Ever
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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