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2024

11

Apr

Ella Purnell’s Touring her Titties of the Day

No idea when this video is from because who the fuck is Ella Purnell…

She has pronouns in her instagram bio…what a fag. She’s British so I don’t mean a cigarette…but at least I won’t misgender her when staring at her tits she’s beeing taking on tour because she’s in a hit new show.

It’s unfortunate that I’m not a gamer, because if I was, DrunkenStepfather would be a multi-billion dollar gaming community of gamers…..instead, I find videogames and the adults who play them stupid and thus know nothing about FALLOUT, other than that it’s now a very hyped up show on one of the streamers based on the videogame. It’s like Barbie for virgin loser fat fuck gamers….

Anyway, I assume this Ella Purnell chick is in the show, she’s touring the talk shows for the show, and through it all she’s got some tits, and we like tits more than videogames, which is why I have a -1000 dollar a month titty community so I figure as I transition to that gaming empire that will never happen due to my. lack of interest and follow-through, I can occasionally have cross-over moments like I am right now…

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2024

11

Apr

Tate McRae is Fun of the Day

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Tate McRae is the 20 year old Canadian dancer who got a career start on a reality show about kids dancing….that I would have hoped only old ladies like Denise Richards watched because they dreamt about eating the youth….but probably neglect the fact that there are a lot of weird perverts out there who have been following Tate’s career in full.

She’s a pop star apparently, which means nothing, but her marketing creative direction involves showing off her tit, her hot body, a little instagram model sluttiness, and she looks good doing it…no wonder 3.8 million people follow her and pretend to like her music…

Solid use of the tits.

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2024

11

Apr

Denise Richards Reveals her Glamour Granny Secrets of the Day

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I don’t know why I document Denise Richards in her retirement. I am not drawn to leathery elderly women who have a lot of mileage, but I guess it’s for the comedic aspect of a once very famous personality, married to a heavy fucking earner with AIDS, turning to seeing nudes for fun, or as a cash grab, when she’s seemingly already got cash.

Is Denise really that broke? Or is she just like the moms you see at the grocery stores in Beverly Hills, not that I’ve ever been to Beverly Hills, but I can just assume that the moms are all miserable whores who had kids to solidify their place as whores, since the rich dudes are stuck with them, so now they’re forced to raise kids and in turn compete with the kids for the male attention…

Is old lady on OF with all the surgery and RING LIGHTS to do all they can to pretend they are still young the modern day mom in YOGA PANTS pretending they are still young, competing with their daughters, bonding in their whoredom…

It’s ALMOST fascinating, but also super fucking boring.

How about her daughter’s bolt on tits!

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2024

11

Apr

Stella Hudgens Whore Menu of the Day

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I didn’t really know what to call this menu, I figure if you were to go to LADY BAR in the Philippines or South East Asia, there would be a similar menu outlining what you would get for the bargain basement “You May Get Aids” price….so I am calling it the BROTHEL MENU, when really it’s just a content menu of what you get if you give her enough money.

The truth is that her prices are reasonable, this whore is cheap, because it’s a volume game….20 dollars for a picture of her ass she can send to 1000s of people, meaning on picture can make her 100k….30 dollars of bare tits and 50 for XXX butt plug shots cuz she’s not fucking on camera yet…..

It’s a fucking hustle from the comfort of your own house, take a handful of pics, sell them a few 1000 times, get rich….

It would be cheaper to go grab tits at a strip club but that would require leaving the house in this weirdo world where no one leaves the house, plus the strippers are related to a celebrity…

But to pay for a picture, pretty fucking sad and lonely, a fucking picture….on a screen…not even printed and framed and signed….

That’s just way too lazy and expensive for me and I’m fucking lazy and cheap…so my opinion won’t really impact her hustle….

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2024

11

Apr

Kayla Simmons is a Volleyball Star of the Day

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Kayla Simmons has volleyball star with volleybally sized titties, which is obviously part of her appeal and her whole marketing hustle, since you gotta use the gifts the good lord has given you to have the best life you can possibly have, and if you’re like us and don’t have any gifts the good lord gave us, because we are all perfectly below average, then you can stare at the people he did give the gifts to and either envy them, or jerk off to them, whatever works.

I wouldn’t fancy myself a volleyball star due to being short and fat, but I would say that my high school did have a bin of volleyballs in the equipment room that I more than once pretended were a set of tits.

I don’t really know if Kayla Simmons is considered a volleyball star, but she did play at the college level and that’s good enough, especially considering her handicap in the sport carrying an extra poundage on her….the built in weighted vest.

Anyway, she does whore content and we like whores, we just don’t like paying them…

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2024

11

Apr

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Since no one has done a professional Titty Drop League, because they are too busy with The Rock joining the WWE for millions of dollars in shares in the WWE, or watching Youtubers and OF chicks box, not realizing that all that rage, fighting, anger is unnecessary when you can just focus on the tits dropping in slow motion….

Get these girls in the ring dropping the tits, ideally in my mouth, but probably for the judges who will rate whether their titty drop is a knockout or not.

I’ve got all the ideas, just terrible follow-through.

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2024

11

Apr

Skyler Simpson is the Instagram Of The Day

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Skyler Simpson has 1,000,000 followers so you know that she matters.

Her content, like so many other girls on instagram is pretty much half naked posing.

We call the self starter, self produced lingerie model.

It’s basically the half naked version of a self published author, they may tell you that they are an author, but no one has every bought into their writing, they’ve just decided they are an author and fake it until someone buys into their writing, only it’s half naked pics which is a lot easier to buy into, hence the 1,000,000 followers…

I guess I come from an era where you needed this half retarded companies to validate your existence, to tell you you’re good enough, to give you a job or money and countless musicians, artists (not that I believe in art), were left homeless and forgotten because some close-minded asshole said “NO”….there are probably countless girls who wanted to be models, who never go that agency to call them back because they didn’t quite have what it took, when really they did have what it takes, they just needed to strip down and show it to a bunch of thirsty fucking dudes…

I guess that makes this era better.

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

10

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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On my daily fat person walk I realized that a huge amount of chicks were out with their asses out, like it was the great ass parade of 2024. Girls with short shorts, girls in leggings, girls being girls, because they weren’t all tranny, lesbians, fat or old….but I thought it was weird that they were all running…making it hard to keep up and I was like why are all these asses running….until realizing they were running from me…

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Vanessa Hudgens Shares a Bump Update!
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Ali Rose is the Instagram Of The Day
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12 Mind Boggling Pictures You Will Have To Look At Twice To Get
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Bianca Balti in Bikini in St Barth
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Insane kid jumps off a 6th story balcony into a pool
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Woman Decides To Take A Piss In Secret Right Next To Charging Point Camera
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“I would try for my girl”: Rihanna on wanting more kids, son RZA’s first word, and A$AP Rocky being stylish
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Two cars get into road rage on a Dallas highway
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Serena Williams Flies in Style!
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Elsa Hosk Chops it Off!
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Kylie Jenner Flaunts Her Curves in a Steamy Green Bikini!
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH JAPAN? VOLUME 65
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RIP Her Butt (GIF)
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THE NEW MARKETING FROM BRAZIL THAT’S BLOWING UP ON SOCIAL MEDIA
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Cool zoetrope featuring marching roosters
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33 Iconic Movies That Turned Out Differently Than Their Creators Intended
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Safety demonstration on why brining magnets near MRI machines is a bad idea
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NBA WAG and Nanny Larsa Pippen is Thirst Trapping!
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Funny meme on how naming a colour staring with the letter E is almost impossible
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Suspect ends up clinging onto a car during a high-speed police chase
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Serena Williams Jets Off!
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16 Fascinating Photos You Must See
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MotoGP racing on mini bikes!
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Chihuahua on the run on a busy highway gets rescued
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Jutta in the Off Season!
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Child keeps screaming during an 8-hour long flight, experts give their opinions
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The First Look at The New Joke Movie is Here!
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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: REALSKYBRI
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“I never got caught”: Oliver Hudson opens up on being ‘unfaithful’ to his wife
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Driving At Night You See Some Weird Crazy Ass Shit
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Taxi gets into a massive crash and lands on a car
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Pauline Tantot shows us her body in a bikini on a beach in Costa Rica
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The Hottest Whitney Port Bikini Photos
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Camila Cabello…no bra selfie!
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Bianca Censori Shocks Los Angeles: Scandalous Dinner Attire Reveals Bare Tits and Naked Ass!
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Collection of funny pictures
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ALWAYS BE PREPARED
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Timelapse clips of plants growing from seeds
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Went From Happy To AHHH (GIF)
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How grilled ice cubes are becoming a popular street snack on China’s streets
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Sammi Hanratty – Fallout premiere in Hollywood
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Zooey Deschanel – Fashion Trust Awards in Beverly Hills
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Nina Dobrev – Fashion Trust Awards in Beverly Hills
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Lucy Hale – Fashion Trust Awards in Beverly Hills
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Jessica Biel – Fashion Trust Awards in Beverly Hills
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Jenna Dewan – Fashion Trust Awards in Beverly Hills
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Kaia Gerber – Day 1,681 of Being 18: Olivia Rodrigo’s concert in NYC
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Kiernan Shipka – Fashion Trust Awards in Beverly Hills
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Kim Kardashian – Bikini on vacation at Turks and Caicos
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Heidi Klum – Fashion Trust Awards in Beverly Hills
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Chloe Vevrier Birds Of Paradise
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PUBLIC ACTS
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Joey Fisher in Silver!
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Dasha Astafieva nude
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Butt Ass Naked (GIF)
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Jennica Lynn In The Bahamas XL Girls
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“That’s Too Deep” (GIF)
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Gabz (Gabriella Nunes) see-thru in episode 3 of Divided Youth
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Lucky Fucker
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Big Boobie Babe Marria Leeah via Femjoy
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They Like Showing Off (GIF)
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Tracy Maura Lagoon Like Zishy
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Charli XCX See Through Promo for Brat!
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Dive into Heavy Fetish: Unleash Your Inner
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Magnificent Kara Del Toro: Topless and Naked, Flaunting Her Perfect Body for James Macari Shoot
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444angiii Shaking Her Booty!
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Attention Whoring 101
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Big Boobs Ready to Party!
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Girl Humping Pillow
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Sweet Summer Job (Sex Game)
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M.i.c.k.e.y M.o.u.s.e (GIF)
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Stacey P Elegant Black Dress
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Angel Deluca Fuck Time For Angel Jeffs Models
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Octokuro gets Naked!
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Desi Wife Threesome
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Stella Luxx Beautiful Redhead Fashion Model Sucks Fuck And Swallows Amateur Allure
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Dude takes a chubby prostitute to his hotel room for some fun
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Natalia Siwek naked in Schemat (2024)
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Busty Alana Alexandrino Via BellaClub
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PornStar Harem (Game)
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The Meat with No Potatoes
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Hot TikTok babe in leaked and premium nudes and sex videos
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Exploring Taboos: Unveiling the World of Heavy Fetish
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Big Booty Maid Brianna Bourbon!
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2024

10

Apr

Salma Hayek Gives You a Titty View of the Day

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Old lady Salma Hayek who you may know as the big tits in the 90s and 00s that everyone was excited to have jump the fucking wall into America from Mexico because there’s just something about big tits that make you overlook the whole great replacement theory you anti-immigration racists love so much.

She’s also a billionaire’s wife that he bought and human trafficked from Hollywood to his European mansions because sex work has levels to it.

Well, she’s rocking sunglasses that are bigger than her big tits, which she’s also showing off in this selfie, maybe it’s to protect the eyes from the eclipse, but I think it’s probably because she’s old and needs coverage and she will eventually be wearing a welder’s mask out in the sun to avoid the sun damage, or showing off the years of sun damage….

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2024

10

Apr

Kelsea Ballerini’s Bikini of the Day

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Kelsea Ballerini posted this bikini pic over a week ago in her photo dump of all the exciting things she’s up to…..I am slow on the fucking draw over here.

She is one of the hotter country music singers around. She’s in her 30s, recently divorced and has pretty much gone very Hollywood, but she is from Knoxville and her music still sounds country enough, especially for all the new country music fans finally realizing that country music is real so of course she’s profiting on the surge…while being one of the hottest names in country music.

I am not sitting here like some old time country snob mad that country is finally popular in the mainstream because there’s always been popular country music in the mainstream and some of it has fucking sucked, it’s just astronomically popular now as it should be because all those EDM kids are tired of fake videogame music and are looking for something with some soul, or meaning.

I am sitting here mad that as someone who was into country music, I didn’t devote my life to it anticipating that we’d be at this country music crossroad where Beyonce is appropriating it and no one is mad at her about it….

DrunkenStepfather needs more HeeHaw so we’ll start by staring at some Ballerini bikiini smut, which is the equivalent to a sex tape to some of these country Christians…

She was also at some fashion event in some black semi-sheer dress – you can see the pics on the forum CLICK HERE

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