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2015

02

Mar

Alison Brie Tits for GQ of the Day

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Alison Brie is some Comedic actress with decent sized tits, who I assume has been naked on the internet at least once in a nude scandal that got her booked on TV in the first place, but that I am too lazy to look up, or maybe I am just confusing her with Kat Dennings, the 2 Broke Girls, who aren’t broke anymore, thanks to a nude scandal that happened before she got her own sitcom….

She’s in GQ Mexico, which is a nice tribute to her Mexican Nanny, Gardener and Housekeeper you can assume she either had, or has in LA, as that’s not only a Hollywood, “you’re so LA” kind of thing, but also a Jewish thing…because if there’s one thing Jewish girls don’t like, it is having sex with their husbands after getting them to marry them….and housework…and that’s ok with me, because I have a Jewish girl fetish, I feel like they get me…while I stare at their fertile Jewish girl titties…

Here she is for GQ Mexico, because Obscure markets matter, especially when so close to travel to. It’s like might as well be big in Mexico to all the Mexicans than ignore them when they are cleaning your pool…right….

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2015

02

Mar

Kelly Rohrbach is the Sports Illustrated Rookie of the Day

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Do you care about Sports Illustrated enough to care who they’ve decided is their Rookie of the Year? Does their Rookie of the Year really matter, or go onto great things? Do their Sports Illustrated Rookie Card go into your plastic case so that in 20 years you hope it is worth 500 dollars like you did with your 90s sports card collection?

Does the fact that she’s either fucked the right photographers, or sucked up to the right agency that has told Sports Illustrated that they won’t give them free models anymore if they don’t put their new star they are packaging aas the Rookie, the whole reason they even deal with Sports Illustrated is because it helps promote their girls to get bigger pay gigs…not to mention the main agency that Sports Illustrated models are from is IMG, and IMG is the biggest sports agency in the world, repping all the biggest Athletes, and owning tons of Sports events…in what you may call a double or triple dip you’d probably prefer if it wasn’t part of making people richer, and more about getting your dick wet…

All this to say, you’ve never heard of Kelly Rohrbach…now you have…and you can see the entire issue of Sports Illustreated Swim, that you may find dull, but still have to like, because it is babes in bikinis HERE

Here are her bikini pics…looking good…the kind of Rohrbach test I look at and see nothing by tits…

Posted in:Kelly Rohrbach

2015

02

Mar

Irina Shayk is Alright of the Day

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There was a minute that I really thought Irina Shayk was a babe. I was all about her Russian Princess scam, where she took her American dreams of a high maintenance life of luxury, and made them a reality by leveraging a gay Soccer Player who no one could know was gay, and who may not even be gay, but who seems pretty fucking gay….

You know, the girl who could have been a hooker, or a Russian Billionaire’s Russian wife…soulless, and focused on the prize….which was personal gain, as these Russian hookers do….you know fuck for the designer purses..and I found the whole thing almost amazing…but then I lost interest, and felt she was just a pile of plastic surgery….still hot, attention seeking, living the dream…but boring…if hot girls can be considered boring…since they are always hot and have some level of interesting to themn…

Well, here she is in some photoshopped, plastic surgery, bathing suit pics…that aren’t exciting, or showing up to Oscar parties half naked, but rather are a product of the level of relevance she’s created herself in whatever scam she’s pulled…that I am totally OK with…because there is nothing more sad to me than seeing a hot chick working a shitty minimum wage job…when they just need to drop their moral compass and whore the fuck out…so dreams come true….and we all like dreams coming true. It’s the foundation of Disney, the happiest place on earth, and no I am not talking about Walt’s dream of creating a mecca for kids he could molest…I’m talking about all the other stuff he created to lure the kids into molest…yes Miley, I’m talking about you…

Here are those pics.

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2015

02

Mar

Naked Micaela Schaefer…and Other Videos of the Day

Naked Man Escaping Buckingham Palace Hoax

Racist Kids….

Racist Neighbor in Florida

Drunk Thai Man

LA Cops Kill an Unarmed Homeless Man….

Sky Diver has a Seizure as a Publicity Stunt…

Ice Bucket Challenge that Ends in Pit Bull Attack…

Ritual of the Day

Insane Accident in China…Brother Drops Fire Cracker in Manhole…it Explosdes….Sister Falls in Manhole…and dies…

Bro Fight in Orlando…

Dude Kicks Girl for Fun…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

02

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Do you ever try to remember what went on over the weekend, and whether or not you screwed up by not wearing a condom with what you assume is a meth addicted stripper, because she was old enough to still be into meth, and her scabs were a sign that it could be meth, you know from the scratching, at least you hot it was meth, and not some Tom Hanks in Philadelphia with AIDS lesions, only to question if whole experience was a flashback you had when you were at the mall buying a bath mat with your obese wife that has robbed you of the freedom to fuck crackwhores you once had….and you are at the point of desperation where you can decipher what is real and what is fantasy that omes because real is being locked in a 700 square food hell with a woman who is 700 square foot in circumference…

All this to say, it was a great weekend…and being unemployed just means it’s gonna ride into me eventually dying a horrible, sad, uneventful life…

Words of wisdom…and here are some morning links..

Girls in Sports Bras
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Cindy Crawford No Photoshop is All Photoshop
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Paris Hilton VS Cuba
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The Guy Having a Seizure While Sky Diving Publicity Stunt
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K-Fed is a DJ
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Fame Whores in bathing Suits Fame Whoring
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Taylor Swift Will Not Talk About Katy Perry
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Kevin Garnett Superfan….Gets Down…
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Halle Berry or Halle Berry Playing Nicole Murphy in a Bikini….
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Tresspasser of the Day
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Paris Hilton’s Got the Best Stalker
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Leonardo and Rihanna Together
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The Brick of the Day
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Girls in Red Lipstick
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2015

28

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes your neighbor doesn’t pay the internet bill for the internet, and I’m forced to get drunk, shoot guns, eat burritos and hang with surfer strippers who are clearly addicted to meth or crack, partially because they have the name of the strip club tattooed on their inner thigh….but mainly because they ask you for crack….or meth..because they’ve had a long week trying to juggle school and stripping…despite being 40 and toothless making the school story a little less believable than when she was probably under 30….

Either way, here are some stepLINKS

Sinkhole of the Day
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Dakota Fanning WHoring Out
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Topless Protests!
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Naomi Campbell Attacks Cameraman
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Death Sentence of the Day
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Mirror Selfies
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Scarjo Loves Travolta’s Dick
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Scarjo Slutty Mom
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Katy Perry is Mature
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Melissa Debling is Such a Whore
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Emmy Rossum – Tight Jeans Stretch
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This Genevieve Morton Looking Chick Staged Her Own Abduction
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Wolves and Bears Eating Together
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Sinkhole Swallows Bus Passneger
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A Whole Bunch of Side Tits
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Freezing Cold Homeless Kid Social Experiment
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Slut of the Day
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Oscar Play
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Kelly Brook Big Tits
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Salma Hayek is Slutty
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Yoga Card Trick
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Slut of the Day
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White Panty Upskirt
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Minka Kelly Pokies
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Jada Pinkett-Smith Watches Her Husband Sex Scenes
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Gas Main Break and Explosion
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Dark Hair – Light- Eyes
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Car Crash of the Day
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Scarlett Johansson’s a Busty Mom
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William Shatner Isn’t Going to Spock’s Funeral
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Michelle Rodriguez Hates White People
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Girls in bed
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Joanna Krupa – Party SLut
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Upskirt!
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Big Tits
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She Swallows
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Butthole!
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Not So Angry Lesbian
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Some People Masturbate
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Kate Bosworth’s Gold Dress!
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I Wonder if This is Really Taylor Swift Masturbating
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Fisting.
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Rita Ora WHore
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Some Random Slut
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Shailene Woodley is Into Being Naked
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

27

Feb

Selena Gomez Thick Thighs of the Day

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Nothing says it is Justin Bieber’s 21st Birthday weekend…like Selena Gomez with her tight jeans jacked up her twat…showing off her thick things…in a red top rocking some cleavage because she paid for them tits and needs to get her money’s worth…you know since she had sex with him when he was underage and she wasn’t…like a sex offender who never got charged because it was more of a business deal to make a lot of people money…reminding us that when you’re whored out by your parents at a young age…you become a whore and you don’t even realize it because it is all you know…and there’s something magical about that…just not quite as magical about tight jeans giving the pelvic definition….in a pic I guess she thought was hot since she posted it…and that you probably find hot too..because she’s a girl.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

27

Feb

Taylor Swift Kissing Things of the Day

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Taylor Swift is such a slut…she can’t keep her mouth of anything…

I wonder if she’s the kind of slut who will fuck anyone, but won’t give them head…or if she’s the kind of slut who will give anyone head, but not fuck them…you know to keep her kill count down.

I just know she has been able to mask her rich, entitled, slutty ways into a storyline people actually buy into. Poor Taylor Swift, all she wants is love with these “It-Dudes”…who roll through tons of girls…but they keep breaking her heart…leaving her to fend for herself and write love songs people can relate to about the whole thing….

I say if any girl goes through that many boyfriends, either she’s a slut who likes fucking different cock, or she’s crazy and scares people off…either way, she’s not some innocent bystander getting fucked over…even if she tells us she is in a catchy and marketable way…

So Here she is kissing everything, as horny girls do…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2015

27

Feb

Kirsten Dunst Sucking Straws of the Day

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I used to work as an orderly in an old folks home. The fucker who used to change the diapers, steal their money, and convince other orderlies to have sex with the old people, to see if anyone would believe the old people, or pass it off as crazy, if and when they complained, which was usually after they stopped having sex with them, in retaliation, because old people, like all people, love to fuck…

It was one of the least rewarding jobs I lasted 2 weeks at…I would throw up everyday at least once, because of how gross old people can be…their bodies just giving the fuck up on them…

These Kirsten Dunst sucking a straw pics…remind me of cleaning up at dinner time…when old Sally shat herself and didn’t realize it as she drank her dinner through a straw…

Unlike other girls sucking on straw pics that can tap into personal fetish of “hmmm looks like she’d suck good dick”….this is just vile, seems toothless…sad…and near death…just how you like em.

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst

2015

27

Feb

Jennifer Lopez Untouched Swimsuit Outtakes of the Day

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These are apparently some untouched picture of an old as fuck Jennfer Lopez, luckily in a one piece bathing suit for some campaign she did. I don’t know if I’ve posted these or the retouched ones, I generally like to block out everything and anything Jennifer Lopez. She doesn’t interest me and reminds me of the scam that she is…not that it matters…what does matter is that her overly made-up clown face…and strategic positioning…makes her less disgusting than you’d expect or that she actually is, but still is a level of desperate for attention, because she doesn’t need the money, sure an easy cash grab is hard to turn down…but stripping down for it, is a little deeper rooted in “I’m not too old to be hot, my fans are loyal and will still jerk off to me, I need them to jerk off to me to feel like I still matter”…it’s fame addiction, otherwise she’d be working at a diner or as a cocktail waitress the Bronx…rocking Karaoke night with some serious heat…so that her other blue collars say “you could have been famous you’re so good”…to which she asks “would you like another round”…

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2015

27

Feb

Demi Lovato’s Tanning in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t think Demi Lovato is hot.

I do think her selfie, POV, crotch shot, despite her bikini bottoms looking a little like a diaper, and her body looking a little like a pile of shit, has potential..but only because I can tell that she’s the kind of girl who knows to crop out her face, so no one can be 100 percent sure it is her, and that kind of girl…is one who takes nudes…she’s just more into showing the world her “bikini” from an angle where she looks good, proportionate and not fat….some of the perkiest tits and flattest stomachs happen when a girl is laying on her back…I guess a lot of rapes do too…

That said, I think she dates Wilmer Valderamma, the Lohan Virginity killer, so we can assume she’s a dirty fucking girl who knows how to get down…with him and probably other girls…as all these rich powerhouses are fucked…especially when it comes to how they fuck…

Posted in:Demi Lovato

2015

27

Feb

Lindsay Lohan in a See Through Skirt of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan wore a see through, possibly mesh skirt…because I guess she had to air out her vagina scabs…at least that’s what I like to think about when I think about Lindsay Lohan, not because I like herpes…the come with awesome tits on a broken girl….

I just like to challenge myself because I like her that much, as to what stage of herpes outbreak would I bury my face in her…

It’s not her fault, she’s just like most hollywood trash that has herpes, it isn’t really a big deal at least not in Hollywood, but more of a right of passage that you’ve actually made it, since everyone in Hollywood has herpes….One of those you might as well get that one out of the way early on, when you are young and have a strong immune system, so that you can blame it on being young…they have meds to clear it up fast…sure it’s for life…but motherfucker we’re millionaires..who cares…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2015

27

Feb

Khloe Kardashian Hits the Gym of the Day

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Seeing as her biological father was a professional athlete, before being a ex-wife killer..it would only make sense for the monster Kardashian to channel into her genetic code and hit the gym to try to lower that body fat percentage, but the reality is she’s more into just getting fat transfers, as this hip hop girls on instagram do, to give their asses more fat…while taking it out of their stomachs…it’s a thing that I like to think pigs like Kim Kardashian perpetuated…

The fact is that the monster Kardashian, got her face rebuilt, because the public teasing her for being a monster made her realize she was a monster, and that her millions of dollars she has access to thanks to her sister’s porn career, could be applied to getting work done to make her look like all the other plastic faced girls with fat asses and fake lips…but then again, it could have been free, because based on Kim K, it seems like there is a surgeon on staff…and an operating room in the basement of their mansion…

The truth is she looks better than ever..even though I hate this look…so I guess fake asses, plastic surgery, no panties in leggings, on a monster…make the monster something I’d let sit on my face…it’s like put a fat ass on anything and like a black dude, I’ll try to get up in it….and I’m not sure what that says about me…but I’m sure not very much more than you already know…and that is that I have no standards, I am a pervert and I’ll put my tongue in fucking vile things…

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian

2015

27

Feb

Sophie Simmons BBW Erotica of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is following her mom’s lead…and posing half naked as a model…despite not really having the look that her mom had when her mom was doing Playboy…in an era where they would cast hot girls…and not just any entitled brat or willing to get naked girl could get into the magazine…there was a level of prestige, quality control, making the whole thing erotic…but now that the world is filled with rich kids…entitled kids…kids who were on a TV show to help their dad make more billions of dollars…and their mom, in her expired model glory get a taste of that fame she once had…

So she’s just another entitled rich kid, almost too fat to get naked, even though I would argue that no one is too fat to get naked, even if it is more of a comical thing than a hot thing, who instead of getting a real job, she’s getting her big titties out…knowing that at least her dad’s loyal fanbase will jerk off to her, because they do anything and buy anything he feeds them…as long as it says KISS on it…and this one of a kind collectibel…isn’t made in China…it was made in California…and thus probably has no soul..but does have tits…and tits are good…we like tits…it’s really the only reason we’d look at a BBW for any other reason than scientific ones….

Posted in:Sophie Simmons

2015

27

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini of the Day

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Do you remember Vanessa Hudgens? Yeah, either do I. I think she was in High School Musical, a show dad’s everywhere jerked off to. She was also in 2 nude pic scandals, since the first one worked out so well for her with her little chipmunk pussy, so the second one was a good opportunity to overpower the first one, with a shaved pussy…even though we all love bush…

Either way, she brought her ethnically ambiguous ass to the internet in a bikini…to remind you that she’s still around…and depsite forgetting who she was, I’m a fan of anyone with nude pics..even in bikini pics.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens