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2015

27

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Pretends She Doesn’t Care What You Think of the Day

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Lohan posted the above MEME to her instagram.

I know what you’re thinking. How could anyone not like Lohan, I mean she’s the single greatest thing to have happened the last 30 years. Sure her body of work is pretty low level, but her celebrity, mainly based on being made fun of by the unsupportive media, that seemed to want her delicate soul to fail, while her family that extorted her, her friends who used her to get seen in the paparazzi, and me, because I love her…just wanted her to succeed…

But I guess, Lohan, feels like she can’t please everyone, especially not me, because has ignored my formal requests for her herpes while she breasts feeds me….

And instead of letting that bring her down in some sort of fit of rage and self destruction with drugs….and sex with transgendered DJs…

She’s learned to accept it…I guess she’s growing as a person…but her tits…stay the same..thanks to being silicone…

That said – PageSix Reports – Lohan was raped and drugged…and ran around naked at a wedding in good old fashion Lohan….

Lindsay Lohan claimed she was “slipped a mickey” at the wedding…“Lindsay left the reception early,” said a source. “She’d gone back to her villa and was running around naked saying she was drugged.” We hear “it was one thing after the next [with Lohan]” …“Lindsay was painting her nails during the ceremony and looking at her phone,” said a spy. And while DJing one event with an “Eyes Wide Shut” theme, LiLo “got upset when she thought someone took her photo. She was speaking in a British accent, ‘Who took the photo? Don’t be an idiot.’ She kept playing Brandy’s ‘The Boy Is Mine,’” said the source…A report said Lohan claimed she had jewelry stolen at the nuptials.

Memories….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2015

27

Aug

Kim Kardashian is the Tranny in the Family of the Day

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I know we’ve all seen Kim Kardashian’s vagina, or what we think was her vagina, but based on her Botox, over-made-up face, I would like to re-watch the Kim Kardashian sex tape, to really see if there is every a shot of her face and pussy in the same frame…because I’m thinking maybe…the black dick we all thought belonged to Ray J…was actually Kims….

I know this pregnancy thing ruins this theory, but Kanye’s sexuality supports where I am going with this…and that is that Kim K, is a chick with a dick….and tits..tits…she’s being coy about showing because that’s her model face…or maybe it’s just her tranny face that can’t move due to the botox…whatever…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2015

27

Aug

Sarah Jessica Parker in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Sarah Jessica Parker wore a bathing suit in Ibiza where she was probably rollin’ on Molly at some EDM party, dancing on the speaker and loving the way the hard grinding bass vibrations felt against her old, practically dead, but not dead yet, cunt…

She’s always been one of these polarizing figures, not because she’s interesting, or because her marriage with a homosexual is hot to me, but because she was on a show about sex, with a face I never wanted to have sex with, I’m not that kind of equestrian….but her tits…on her tiny well dressed body…while talking about getting fucked like she was a gay man, or in her case, her husband….overpowered her face…

So here she is older, in a bathing suit, still with tits and terrifying face and I am reminded that I have jerked off to her…it was pre-internet…but is still the mind fuck of the day…let’s sit back and ponder that..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sarah Jessica Parker|SFW

2015

27

Aug

Rita Ora’s Panty Flash of the Day

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Rita Ora, Rihanna Impersonator and girl who fucks her way into a record deal and fan base, when not showing the paparazzi her tits, had her first American concert apparently…and the whole thing was boring, except the gratuitous titties in pasties, like some 1930s stripper, when nipples were illegal on strippers, trying to be interesting and seductive because she knows, as much as we know, that her talent alone can’t carry her, so she’s gotta keep refining her Hollywood Boulevard act to stand out amongst the Batman impersonator, the Elvis Impersonator, and the Michael Jackson impersonator, all blocking her stage in front of the Chinese theater….

Here’s a video…

Here are more pics of her Tits in Pasties CLICK HERE

Here’s a video of her in concert…

Here she is boring in concert…seriously boring in concert CLICK HERE

Here she is on a date with Wiz Khalifa CLICK HERE

Here is her see through shirt and pasties…

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2015

27

Aug

Gisele’s Creepy Dance Video of the Day

Gisele did a weirdo dance video for Stuart Weitzman and it is was weird as fuck…

I guess drag queens, you know men who like performing as women, sometimes on Tuesday night at the local cabaret, other times in life as a Victoria’s Secret model, turned “Mom” and wife to some cheating NFL player…all while getting richer than god, despite being from the streets of Brazil…like most of the tranny sex workers of brazil…just love dancing..

It’s like I’ve never met a Drag queen that didn’t like dance…

Posted in:Gisele|SFW|Videos

2015

27

Aug

Hilary Duff Fat Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day

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So….Hilary Duff has a massive ass and legs that black guys, and apparently pro hockey players and her fan base that used to jerk off to her in the 90s still jerk off to, because they like when the pussy they fuck with gets older and older and older….because when the pussy you jerk off to ages……it feels like your relationship is real…like she’s actually your wife and not just your fantasy wife…because you’re that lonely…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2015

27

Aug

Selena Gomez Leveraging Taylor Swift or Taylor Swift Leveraging Everyone of the Day

Taylor Swift…has been clever enough to become best friends with pretty much everything and everyone, in her quest to take over the world, in this world that is filled with socially acceptable behavior, because thanks to Facebook, no one tells each other to fuck off the way we once would, but instead we want them to follow our shit, like our shit, and help grow our relevance so that we too can be influencers…while telling people they are cunts, or starting one too many fights makes people think you’re just a bitch, and no one, except me, like bitches…

Sure she’s got her Katy Perry cuz they fuck the same dude beef, it adds to both their profiles, makes them look like they are more than just smiling retards who love everyone, and in Taylor’s case she does, as long as she’s the top alpha the other periods sync to, you know on her turf, at her concert, at her party, at her house, where the entrance fee is letting her fuck your man and all their freinds to give her material to sing about…

It is pretty phoney bitch behavior….I never trust the public BFF hustle, especially when there’s money involved…like this…but maybe you’ll find it hot, erotic, sexy, in some way or another because you’re fucking weird…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Justin Timberlake was also there….and Ellen…in what was some weirdo variety show since eeveryone loves Taylor swift…weird…

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

Here is Selena doing a Taylor Swift impression…

BONUS – Pics from Paris Match of Taylor’s Lover/ Human Barbie Doll…because why not..

Some Taylor Swift for the Win…

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

27

Aug

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Workout of the Day

I have no idea why Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was one of my favorite models all these years…

I mean there’s really no reason for it, I’m not a bald dude, I am not into Transformers, she’s not all that great, and I don’t give a fuck about women from the UK and their silly accents like they are pretending to be Mary Poppins…we get it, you’re sophisticated you English cunt…

I don’t care about Jason Strathen, I don’t care about any of the work she’s done, except some of the nude stuff, and making Megan Fox realize a vapid model who doesn’t even act is better at acting than her…

I guess I just like that she looks like a straight up bitch, you know the kind of girl you see in a restaurant being rude to the staff, and I just get off to girls who are mean, especially towards me…I find it exciting….

So let’s watch her to doggy style position exercises that never look this good while jerking off at the gym….

TO SEE HER LEAVING THE GYM IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whiteley|SFW

2015

27

Aug

Disturbing Kardashian Picture of the Day

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There is something very creepy about this picture of Kris Jenner, an evil genius, that some would even consider a terrorist, who used her kids, all of her kids, and probably anything and everything that she has shat out of her pussy, from tampons, to used condoms, to the murder weapon OJ used in the killing, all while master minding the media…to give us this…

I know, all pics of Kris Jenner are creepy…but while she fakes sleep on Kanye, I just don’t get what the I’m looking at, but luckily one of the kid’s with the tranny is in a sports bra…to distract me from the “Why does the general public care…

Here’s Kendall Showing off her GUNT in a Sports Bra…
kendall

Posted in:Kardashians|SFW

2015

27

Aug

Fanny Françoisa and Sabrina Nait in Bikinis of the Day

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Fanny Françoisa and Sabrina Nait are models…

Everyone in the fucking world seems to be models now…

Even fat chicks…

Because modeling, like porno, has an audience for everything…

Whether you’re some akward lesbian hipster, or some short as fuck girl with a fat ass, you can get instagram followers, you can be relevant, you just need to not be scared to crawl around in underwear and/or show your nipples..

That’s not to say these girls are instagram models, and not actual models, but it’s all the same fucking bullshit, with the same fucking conclusion, and that conclusion is that they won’t let you fuck them, unless you are rich…but they will show you their nipples…and nipples on girls who won’t fuck you is better than no nipples on girls who won’t fuck you..

Pics by HUNTER AND GATTI

Posted in:Fanny Françoisa|Sabrina Nait

2015

27

Aug

Miley Cyrus Asks People About Miley of the Day

Miley is a real joker…it’s hard to hate a puppet who isn’t a cunt about being a puppet, but rather is willing to make fun of herself for being a puppet, by going out there and making fun of herself in disguise…

Sure she’s not a singer song writer, who has positioned women as weak, broken hearted in need of a man pussies – like Taylor Swift…

Sure she doesn’t make as much Money as Taylor Swift…and is more of the polar opposite that I assume the record labels they are on set up as marketing…

One wholesome, friend with everyone puppet…VS the other lesbian, genderless, titty flasher…

Either way, the whole thing is dumb, but the video is solid…I guess it’s the only way these late night TV shows can stay relevant while no one watches TV….

Here she is wearing bunny ears…chewing Gum like a pile of trash

Here she is flashing

BONUS – Here’s Ali Wentworth Flashing like she was Miley…

I don’t know who Ali Wentworth is…

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

27

Aug

Bella Hadid’s Tits in GQ of the Day

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Bella Hadid is Gigi Hadid’s bratty sister….who whined her way into modeling because she didn’t like her sister getting all the attention…typical sister jealous of other sister dad that molests…it’s a common complex for girls to have and I guess not just in the trailer park, but also in the massive mansions with billionaire fathers…

You know that she’s the darker haired, bigger tits….that GQ picked up because why the fuck not, use whatever you can when it comes along…or because they were paid…or because Gigi said she’ll only work with them if they do a feature on her sister…it’s all nonsense…but here are her big tits, that should be a sex tape, because that’s the kind of issues I prefer “the other sister”…to have..

I’m talking to you Pippa.

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2015

27

Aug

Murderer Bryce Williams in a Weird Road Rage Incident and Other Videos of the Day

Dali Lama’s a Joker

Dog VS Minion

Orangutan Wants To Eat Babies…

Just a Coiple Having Sex in Public

Naked Man VS Windows

Cameraman Takes Out Star Runner on a Segway

Robber with Knife Pushed Out

Killing a Sheep to Celebrate Plane Purchase

Man Outside Gym for Disrespecting Women…

Robber Uses TNT

Gym Idiot

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

27

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Here are some morning links…because it is morning….but not really…but I just woke up..because I spent my morning trying to convince one girl to have sex on cam, another girl to bake for me naked, because I love pie, another girl to demonstrate her new sex tape, all while trying to teach my dog to say “I love you”…then realized…internet addiction needs me to update a stupid site…

So here are the links….

Just Some Redhead Sluts
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BMX in NYC
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Emma Watson at an Event
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Missing Bieber Found Dead….Not Real Beiber…But it’s a Start…
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Ben Affleck Titties
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Ariana Grande’s Booty in Indo
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Rosie O’Donnell Gives her Kid Back
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Rosie Hungtington in Spandex
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Science Tricks Using Liquit
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2015

26

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I guess people have been killing other people since the dawn of humanity, but only now are people able to film it like a first person shooter game, while it is televised, pretty meta….the new FUCKER her right in the pussy…the selfie within a selfie while being videoed with more death…

The reality is who fucking cares enough to kill anyone ever, what a waste of time, I mean call me crazy but no one is worth bothering with on that level and throwing your life away for, and no point is really worth making that way, or really anyway…just fucking drink, fuck hookers, jerk off to porn, eat cake every fucking meal til you die, who cares, but to kill someone is caring too much in a life that can be very very easy to live…even when you’re crazy…

That said, I am going to fucking drink, fuck hooker, and make my own porn, because jerking off is so pedestrian…

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Here are some stepLINKS…


So Many Booties…
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Porn Star Claims to Have had Rough Sex with Duggar
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Snooki Says – Her Husband Doens’t Need a Site to Cheat
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Kylie Jenner in a Tight Dress
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Victoria Justice Shakes in a Skirt…
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Dismaland Commercial is Good.
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Royal Wedding of the Day
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Kirsten Dunst Legs
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Slut of the Day
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Amber Rose Has a New Wig…and Tits…
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Dog Havingthe Best National Dog Day
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56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs
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Corgi Pool Party
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Vanessa Hudgens in Black…
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Butt Over Back
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Anna Kendrick Bra and Panties
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Rosie Huntington Legs…
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Duggar Checked Into Rehab
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Good Old Fashioned Rocket Malfunction
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SCUBA in Sand
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COurtney Stodden is Perfect
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Natalie La Rose in a Bikini Top
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Kendall Jenner Cameltoe
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Things That Aren’t Nerdy Anymore
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Joanna Krupa in a Bikini
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Nicole Richie in a Dress
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Just a Girl with a Great Ass
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Hailey Baldwin Tight Jeans
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Bai Ling is Awesome
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Heavy Equipment of the Day
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Tila Tequila is a Phone Sex Operator
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33 Amazing and Terrifying Morning After Texts
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Alison Brie – Shitty Face
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More Female Teachers Fuck their Students.
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Girls into Sports…and Panties
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Sarah Hyland Nipples in a Dress
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Eiza Gonzalez in Tight Shorts
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Every Jason Statham Pumch Ever
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Some Naked Hipster Chick
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Just a Weird Couple Horsing Around
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Guess the ASs – Japanese Gameshow Weirdness
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Hot Chick Showing Hot Tits
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Greek Slut.. Selfies
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Working Out in a See Through Sports Bra
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Big Tits Smoke Weed Topless
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Drilldo of the Day
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Porn GIFs of the Day
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