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2017

22

May

Ariana Grande Concert Explosion of the Day

I am well aware that Ariana Grande, fat American hating, narcissistic little Disney cunt, is terrible, and that her concerts would be the fucking worst…but I didn’t think it was this bad….

RIP Ariana Grande fans, when we all know it should have been her taken out, as if it wasn’t she’ll be milking this for a long fucking time….or maybe it will make her feel guilty have have her spiral out of control…

I am sure I’ve said “her fans should die” at least once in my life, but that was strictly a figure of speech, because she’s terrible and her fans allow her to survive…

I didn’t mean it, and think dying in concert, even terrible concerts, is bad…and the only fatality should be your dignity for being a fan of trash….

But I don’t think humans should be exploding other humans…that’s just fucking nuts..

It’s a sad day….knowing that you can’t go to a shitty concert and not get killed.

I mean Ariana Grande’s fans are probably 15 year old girls. What the fuck…or maybe they are sexual predators, like the time I went to some Teen Action movie to look at the 18 year olds in tight clothing….it happened..it’s real…and really Ariana is kinda hot, especially knowing how naughty Disney Trained her…

I guess she’s da bomb…

19 people dead…50 injured…just fucking crazy….makes you not want to leave your house..seriously….

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2017

22

May

Allison Brie Topless in GLOW of the Day

Nerds fucking love Allison Brie…

Who the fuck is Allison Brie..other than some overly famous, inflated ego, who probably doesn’t deserve the fame or attention she gets, but luckily for her people are lazy, bookers are lazy, casting people are lazy, fans are lazy, everyone is lazy…so when some eager little whore like this roles around…they cast her, because why not, she’s family, people seemingly like her, she was on a TV show…perfect..

She was on TV, now she’s on GLOW the Girls of Wrestling…showing TITS…fun…

TITS are fun…and when you’re an actor…fucking bring it – that’s what you’re paid for trick….

I like paying girls to show me their tits…it’s really the only way I see tits…and I like the power those 5 dollars bills have in my hand…truth…

This is so pixelated – how the fuck is this considered topless…MAKES no sense…

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2017

22

May

Anja Rubik Topless in Cannes of the Day

Anja Rubik is a big model from Poland, who lived in Canada for a minute, but didn’t call me when she was here to fuck, which makes me hate her…but then again she may have been 10 when that happened….so I can’t be mad, even though at 10 she was likely 7 feet tall. Models….

She’s been in the game forever…or what feels like forever and she’s shown her tits before pretty much all the fucking time…so this isn’t new…but still tits…

She’s done all kinds of model work from High Fashion shit to hipster fashion shit to the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show…and now she’s in calles….showing her tits.

I wonder how rich the guys she fucks are? Well she’s in France wearing FRANCE Bikinis…

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2017

22

May

Amber Heard On Her Knees for Aquaman of the Day

Amber Heard is whoring for Aquaman – this is because Aquaman is going to make her money – which is one of the criteria for things she is willing to whore for…

She is also whoring for Elon Musk, who I am convinced is Evil, presented as caring about the environment, because you must fuck them from the inside, and while he’s evil from my perspective, she’s the black widow about to eat whatever soul he may have…girls…

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2017

22

May

Jennifer Lawrence Dog Walker with Nipples of the Day

Nipples are so mainstream…even Jennifer Lawrence, Hollywood’s sweetheart, the highest paid dumpy body – who looked good in her nude selfies – but who doesn’t really interest or excite me or anyone I know – yet they still dump her in big budget projects, over and over and over like she is some hero to the industry, a prodigy, a natural talent, in something that I don’t even consider an artform…acting…it’s more about just being an asshole, no shame, making a fool of yourself than anything else really…acting…

But her nipples are hard…as she walks her dog, I like that they looking like GOOGLY eyes…it’s more erotic when one nipple aims up to the heavens and the other to hell…it’s some kind of metaphor – whatever the fuck metaphor means…

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2017

22

May

Elizabeth Olsen Nipples of the Day

I think I see the Third Olsen Twin, or would it be triplet, since she is made from the same sperm and uterus, but was the back-up plan the parents got to cultivate knowing that the other two would have made so much fucking money being exploited that they would fall off the scene and do things like create a billion dollar fashion empire..it’s their thing…making money…while this one can just stroll in, late for the party, disheveled and showing nipple, I think that’s nipple…because nipples are so mainstream…and everyone gives her work because of her last name…and the most interesting thing about her is that she actually looks human, whereas the twins are some scraggly shit you can assume comes from fighting over momma’s milk…assuming they were breasfed and not just taken to the Full House Set…who knows..

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2017

22

May

Becca Hiller Big Tits for Purienne of the Day

Becca Hiller is some LA based Norwegian model who probably has her work visa because the US Immigration may not like Mexicans, but they hand out these O-1 visas for people with “exceptional” ability like it was fucking candy….all it takes is being a model…because your president likes models so much he has a Model Agency and it’s how he funnelled his wife into the country…before grabbing her by the pussy…

So Becca Hiller gets to live the LA life while being passed by rich dudes who offer her fun experiences…which is ok because her tatters are so big there’s enough for every.

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2017

22

May

Kylie Jenner Nipple of the Day

Nip gang is a real thing, everyone on their nip hustle, showing nip because it is slutty and empowering, unless a creeper website posts the nipple, then it is misogyny – as feminists don’t shut up and are never happy..much like lesbians…

Well, I love nipples cuz they feed babies and babies are the future generation that will be killed off by robots..which i like…knowing especially when they are Kylie Jenner babies because take those things out back and dumpster them…something Kim would have done with Kylie before pawning her off to her mom to train to make money…

I don’t know why when she posts nipple on social media it’s ok, when other people post nipple it’s porn, when she’s the most vulgar pile of shit around…WEIRD WORLD>

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2017

22

May

Elle Fanning Hard Nipple of the Day

Elle Fanning is 19 year old sold by her parents….the second string talent….Plan B…after Dakota lost her shit for being put out there at a young age, you know the getting a puppy before your old dog dies, so that you don’t feel as sad when it dies, the money grubbing parents who like exploiting their kids version…

Elle Fanning is not wearing a bra, has a hard nipple, in an era where nipples are celebrated, while I remember when nipples were considered pornography….so thank god for that change…otherwise where would I be….not looking at Elle Fanning’s hard nipple in Cannes…that’s where…

Either way – QUirky

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2017

22

May

Hilary Duff VS Sarah Hyland Legs of the Day

Hilary Duff vs Sarah Hyland Legs

Dramatically different – like four of Sarah Hyland’s legs fit into one Hillary Duff leg…yet for some reason, a reason I call being inconsistent…I would want both wrapped around my neck while their vaginas make mashed potatos on my face…you know just to see what they taste like…probably…other dudes…HOMO…

That said…here’s a good THIS VS THAT to jerk off to….Child Star turned Grown Up LEGS…CLICKBAIT…

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2017

22

May

Talia Storm Looking Good of the Day

Talia Storm is some Scottish singer with a PR mom who I guess put PR into work like most publicsts would when Talia Storm was young, and pulled whatever scam she pulled to get Talia Storm into the mainstream, not that I’ve ever heard of her…but I know she’s written articles (or her mom has as her) and bookes (or her mom has as her) and that she’s just getting love because in Scottland…blonde tanned bikini babes don’t happen, so when they do – you either sell them off to Page 3…or put them in a bikini in Cannes depending on how low level you want them to become…

She’s 18..and good…

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2017

22

May

Sara Sampaio Butt Shot of the Day

Victoria’s Secret model – who was hired to replace Adriana Lima, both of Portuguese descent, is in Cannes, because it’s the Euro dream, something someone from the asshole of Europe would never dream of attending, because the only Portugese famous person before her was….there has been none, maybe the local fisherman or some shit…or maybe Ronaldo, I mean he’s Portuguese but doesn’t count…because of Soccer…

Point being, she’s flashing her ass…in her Romper, which is better than the ROMPHIM which is a real article of clothing that men are wearing, same concept…but with more testicles…not very big testicles..or maybe overly huge testicles…but still weird…

THAT SAID…I don’t mind that we’ve seen her named before…and her ass cheek aren’t as racy as when you see teen girls dressed like this…but it’s still…ass cheek exposed…as it should be…for all to see…because some of us don’t get laid by hot chick and appreciate the “off gassing” or being the creeper enjoying something a girl is wearing – not for us – and that they give us dirty looks about – but that I still get to take in….NICE>

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Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2017

22

May

January Jones Red Swimsuit for Instagram of the Day

Single mom January Jones is in a bikini…I don’t know what she’s thinking, I guess this is her natural habitat, you know whoring…because how else would she have got pregnant, probably with a married film producer, definitely someone rich, who pays her to keep her mouth shut…because it happens all the time…the sugar baby, even when she’s got money of her own, is fucking the married dude, and boom, she gets pregnant and in a fit of rage or to spite him, or because she’s old and knows it’s a good baby daddy move…she keeps it…

Well…it’s a more interesting storyline that anything else she’s done, except maybe these bathing suit pics…this is her racy public peak…

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2017

22

May

Robin Wright Penn Hard Nipples of the Day

Robin Wright Penn probably doesn’t like being referred to by the husband she was once married to, who she made big breasted daughter Dylan with, that was her past and like all divorcees, she’s ready for new beginnings, turning over a new leaf, being her new self…and I guess that divorced happened a while ago now…but I don’t get over things, and like to label women by the cum they’ve had inside them, and I know she’s for sure had other cum in her, maybe even more famous cum than Sean Penn’s, but he’s fucked everyone, probably the dirtiest…from Madonna to whoever the fuck else he’s fucked…he’s been in the scene a long time…so I’ll ignore her achievements and reduce her to that…because that’s why women take the man’s last name in the first place…property of….style..don’t blame me, blame tradition that I choose to follow…as a conventional human that I am.

I don’t know why I am posting old lady mom tit…I guess it’s a fetish..

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2017

22

May

Lea Michele Happier than her Dick Fell off and Other Sluts at the Billboard Awards of the Day

I saw that the Billboard Music Awards were happening on social media because I sometimes check out social media when trying to find content to jerk off to – because instagram may be marketed as a publicly traded company – a subsidiary of facebook – but it’s porn…every bitch is naked or half naked on the shit….some doing splits…or in the shower…just trying whatever they can to get naked enough to not get deleted to secure likes…it’s a weird era.

Lea Michele and a bunch of other washed up, played out, irrelevant people were at the show, because that’s what happens when you pay them to be there, and offer them awards in their petty lives..

I can’t imagine it being any good, but for some reason seeing Lea Michele celebrate Celine Dion is doing very little for her defending her case that she’s not a gay male, and for some reason…it’s the highlight of the Billboard music awards to me, even though Rita Ora and her dumpy not famous ass, wore a thong….and Old Lady Beckinsale wore something see through…FUN…but not really, I prefer my couch.

Award shows are ridiculous…and irrelevant… but here are the sluts who believe…

Hailee Steinfeld Celebrated her Booty

Olivia Munn – Garbage – But Celbrated her Booty

Nicole Scherzinger- Tranny – But Celebrated her Tits

Madison Beer – Celebrating her Youth

Rita Ora – Who – In a Thong – Why? Ok…

Kate Beckinsale – Also in a See Through Outfit

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