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2015

24

Mar

Alejendra Guilmant by Ricahard Bernardin for Treats! of the Day

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Here are some pictures by photographer Ricahard Bernadrin for Treats! Magazine, which in case you didn’t know is a magazine financed by the Facebook twins, who sued after the fact, and still made 100s of millions without any work, all in efforts to lure in the newest and hottest young models who don’t really work in LA, to get good shoots taken, so that all these rich people have an excuse to creep on them, sugar daddy them, hang out with them, throw parties with them…to feed their egos, and give them something tight and fresh to cum on, since most things in LA, after spending a year in LA, are stretched out and loose fitting like an old shoe, after being used by producers and directors and agents and really anyone…thanks to false promises and not knowing they have no souls…

All this to say, hot girls with big dreams or not, Treats! produces some of the best shoots like this…and I don’t know who ALejandra is…but I like her nakedness…and I guess that’s the whole point…

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2015

24

Mar

Emily Ratajkowski in a Bikini of the Day

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Back when Emily Ratajkowski used to email me tipping me off on her photoshoots and campaigns, I thought to myself “this girl is really fucking desperate, I mean the fact that she’ll email me about whether her lips or tits are real, mainly because I was the first site to post her pics, is pretty fucking pathetic”..you know…a real solid friend I could count on…

Then she got Blurred Lines, got famous, had her million or two million dollar year, is on the tail end of that, it’s all pretty much over, as new busty girls take her place..and instead of being the phoney yet kind, pile of shit person she was…you know pretending to care about me…she blocked me on social media..

So I don’t know when these bikini pics are from, I just know that she’s desperate for attention, she’s reaching and trying to stay relevant…and I guess topless in a bikini is a good strategy, it worked once for her, maybe it’ll happen again for her…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2015

24

Mar

Victoria Justice is Blonde of the Day

Victoria Justice is another one of these teen actresses who isn’t actually a teen but who plays one on TV, luring dads who are forced to watch her show, and creeps who like watching teen shows, because it reminds them of the good times, back when they’d watch Saved by the Bell on the weekends, before having to deal with real life, or their parent’s divorce or the paid caused by being molested that year by their little league coach..

You know what I am getting at, and that is that no grown man should know who Victoria Justice is…and no grown man should get excited by her changing her hair color to blonde…and if you do, or are that man…you’re fucking weird and you shouldn’t be allowed to babysit, and/or drive the bus, and/or coach or teach in high schools…

Whether she’s 18 or not, all she represents is pervert…here are the pics..

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2015

24

Mar

Candice Huffine is the Plus Sized Model of the Day

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Candice Huffine is a plus sized model, and despite hating on skinny models for being fat, or fat models who pretend to be skinny, I am all for a fat chick, getting half naked, partially for the comedic aspect of the whole thing, but also because I like girls in their bikinis to take ownership of who and what they are…

Meaning, I don’t care if you’re fat, I’ll probably still fuck you, I’m not soem LA narcissitic freak who thinks everyone in my presence must embody perfection, in fact I have fucked so many disgusting fucking people, that you’d be surprised I can say anything about anyone…

I mean, I married an obese woman who smells and who for years I hoped would die of heart disease, without realizing it was a slow killer, making me resent all the fat girls of the world…but ever since I started cheating on her with tinder sluts, I’ve been great…

But I do care if you’re a cunt and think your’e more important or hotter than than you are…if you’re fat and owning it…I kinda want to stick my dick in your sloppy stomach folds…because I’d hate to get you pregnant, one fat wife is enough for me…

Posted in:Candice Huffine

2015

24

Mar

Leven Rambin Bikini Pics of the Day

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Leven Rambin’s big claim to fame was that she played twins on a Soap Opera a few years ago, I guess as a teen, since she’s apparently only 24 years old…

Playing the teen set of twins on a Soap Opera means an obscene amount of weirdo, unemployed, obese, on disability, freaks in basements who watch Soap Operas have jerekd off to her…weridos like you…and I guess that makes her worth looking at in a bikini…

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2015

24

Mar

Behati Prinsloo Nipple for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Here is the nipple that Adam Levine either sucks, or pretends to suck when trying to prove to the world that he’s not a homo, despite what every single song he’s ever releases says about him…

He is one of those people, thanks to his annoying fucking voice, that I can’t fucking stand….

He has polluted my life with his high pitch crap that plays on the radio everyday – in public places…

And whether he’s a cool LA rich kid, or a lame LA Rich kid, and whether he’s a real nice guy who can’t control that the world likes his shit music, that he makes lots of money he probably never needed thanks to being an LA rich kid to begin with or not…I fucking hate everything he represents..and does…

Including, but not limited to his wife..and her nipples, that Victoria’s Secret are nice enough to show us now that they are over the photoshopping of nipples, as the Free the Nipples movement and internet porn have opened our minds up to….

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo

2015

24

Mar

Ophelie Guillermand for Zimmermann of the Day

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Her name is Ophelie Guillermand…this is her Ophelie Guillermand this is for some Australian Brand called Zimmermann…she is in a bikini.

I know nothing about Ophelie Guillermand…but according to models.com she’s in the top 50 models.

I don’t know if models.com ratings really mean anything….or what it is based on, I don’t know how many models they have on their list of models, I just know….that these pictures happened and whether that is a good thing or not, whether they single-handedly change the world, or inspire someone to not kill themselves or if they get lost amongst the millions of other bikini pics…they still happened…and that’s not very impressive..but it is somethng…just not something very much…

Posted in:Ophelie Guillermand

2015

24

Mar

Angela Simmons Bikini of the Day

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Russell Simmons doesn’t only have an adult lisp, he also has a niece, who is the daughter of Run from Run DMC…

She lives in Miami on what I assume is a pretty awesome trust fund and takes advantage of the papaprazzi willing to take pics of her because unlike the other fame whores the Miami paparazzi take pics of, this Angela Simmons has been on TV, has famous relatives, and can really just focus her time on posing…

Girls love being looked at, especially when they have everything else they need, are ridiculously hooked up, and never have to work a day in their lives…unless this is what she considers a working a day in her life…which she probably does when Daddy tells her to scale back on her spending and she goes “But daddy, I’m doing PR for my bathing suit line you threw a million dollars at to keep me busy, look at my instagram, there are pics there, and blogs even posted them”…

Which I guess is better than snorting heroin and crying about being trust brat…like so many trust fund brats…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Angela Simmons

2015

24

Mar

Alice Baton for Aboslutely POM Campaing of the Day

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I don’t know this model Alice Baton, which would make sense, because I don’t leave my house pretty much ever…and if I did, I probably wouldn’t be hanging out with models because they don’t understand that I only tease them and call them fat because I like them, but more importantly, because I like pissing off feminists, I’m pretty fucking basic in my needs…

I do know that models are a dime a dozen, like photographers, totally interchangeable, and willing to get naked or half naked for even just an instagram shoot, it doesn’t need to be paid, or for anything that will expand their career, it just doesn’t matter…

There is unlimited pics of nudes, normal girls and babes, even fat chicks you don’t want to see nude have pussy pics on their phones…we are a whole generation of pervert exhibitionist and voyeur…and I am excited by that…it keeps things interesting…but not as excited as I am about this campaign for a lingerie brand called Absolutely Pom that I’ve never heard of…shot by Pierre Dal Corso….featuring…nudity…as lingerie campaigns are supposed to…

The whole thing gives me hope of a better tomorrow, while giving me tits right here, right now…

Posted in:Alice Baton

2015

24

Mar

Sarah Hyland got a Bob of the Day

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    Sarah Hyland got a Bob haircut, whatever the fuck that means, and all the blogs are talking about it like it fucking matters…

    First thing’s first, who the fuck cares about what haircut anyone has, it’s a fucking haircut and unless it is your shitty ass head dealing with some bargain basement hair slaughtering job…or you’re balding..whether youre a girl or a guy…it doesn’t fucking matter…

    Secondly, Sarah Hyland is not a fashion icon, trendsetter, or relevant despite being on TV…this isn’t some Rachel on Friends hair from the 90s, when people had no taste on 3 TV channels…not once have a heard “hey that creepy girl who looks 11 despite being 25, thanks hormone therapy, is the definition of style, let me be her”…

    Lastly, unless we’re talking about pubic hair styles, because I fucking love pubic hair…I’m out…

    On that note…I’m out…

    That said…here she is rolling around in bed…which has instantly become a new fetish..I’m sucked in…so who’s this Sarah Hyland girl? I love her new haircut..

    To See Her in Paparazzi Pics CLICK HERE
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    Posted in:Sarah Hyland

  • 2015

    24

    Mar

    Shanina Shaik in Some Boring Catalog Pics of the Day

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    One of my least favorite things in the world is catalog pictures for e-commerce…that use models to showcase shitty product…in a way I can’t jerk off…because I don’t have a shitty product fetish…even when the shitty product is lingerie or bikini product…it is still the focal point of the pics…rather than hot tits, body and pussy definition…so it is the actual commercializing of these tall and skinny girls…you know the shit that pays the bills…when I’m much more into the other aspects of modeling, like getting naked to get noticed so that you get jobs like this for people like me to hate..

    Her name is Shanina Shaik, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model cheating on Victoria’s Secret and she’s rumorerd to be Portuguese, but no one I know in Portugal have ever heard of her, probably becasue they are too busy listening to Nelly Furtado songs while fishing for their small fishing village, and even the rest of Europe, becasue that’s what Portuguese are good for…I mean along with cheap roasted chicken…

    Posted in:Shanina Shaik

    2015

    24

    Mar

    Kate Hudson Legs Parade of the Day

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    My favorite thing about Kate Hudson is not her legs in shorts as her old lady body that is still good enough walks out of the doctor’s office we can assume she was getting her Valtrex prescription filled out, thanks to fucking every single dude in Hollywood pretty much for the last 20 years….

    My favorite thin about Kate Hudson is that she’s fucked every single dude in Hollywood for pretty much the last 20 years…

    Because there’s something magical about a rich girl, with a trust fund, who never has to work a day in her life, going out there and getting knocked up by 20 by an older dude in a shitty band, to fill the emptiness in her broken soul..

    It makes for a good time…unless you’re Owen Wilson, in which case, it leads to your suicide attempt because she just won’t commit after making you snort a ton of coke out of her asshole…

    At least that’s how I visualize it going down….little cocaine clouds farted out of her into a mans face…

    Because that’s the kind of girl she appears to be…

    TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

    Posted in:Kate Hudson

    2015

    24

    Mar

    Fitness with Iza Goulart of the Day

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    I would have posted earlier, but I was just doing fitness with Izabel Goulart, not because I am the kind of guy who hangs out with models and watches them do fitness and gets health skills from them, but because Izabel Goulart posts these informative fitness videos that are clearly for the soul purpose of educating us on fitness, the benefits of fitness, and living a healthy life, all by wearing the shortest shorts possible, so that you can proactically see her ovaries like she was Angenlina Jolie, you know out on the table like they were pulled out of her…

    Posted in:Izabel Goulart

    2015

    24

    Mar

    Christina Milian Sucking Cup of the Day

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    If Christina Milian goes to a public place and attempts to whore out to get noticed….Does it Make a Sound?

    I don’t know, but she sure as hell hopes that it does, because that seems to be the only thing that she seems to think has any meaning…and I guess it makes sense, if you were to look back on her career, when she was just the girl in the “Dip it Low” video, one of the sleazier videos of the late 90s, this is just the mom who has millions and nothing better to do extension of that…

    It’s like go to the game and suck a cup, maybe it will get her shitty reality show I don’t think anyone cares about another season…

    TO SEE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

    Posted in:Christina Milian

    2015

    24

    Mar

    Cindy Crawford See Through at the Beach of the Day

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    I have no idea when these are from, but I’d say that Cindy Crawford is probably way too old for this, but then I realize that no girl, especially one who made a living for being a babe, even in her late 50s, is ever too old for this…

    Titties from the 90s I used to jerk off to…20 something years later…so amazing…I knew this day would come eventually…and I’m glad it did…even if it is kinda gross…it is perfect…

    TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

    Posted in:Cindy Crawford