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2015

28

Jan

Jessica Simpson’s Mom Tongue and Titties of the Day

Jessica Simpson was showing her friend just what it takes to get your dad to love you enough to quit the church, build her career, make millions than come out of the closet as a homosexual….a long and strong tongue that while pressed against an asshole while giving a handjob feels amazing…Incest is the Best when you’re a country bumpkin and your daughter is the only thing in town that doesn’t have webbed does…

Not that Jessica Simpson used to lick her dad’s asshole, but I’m sure she’s licked at least one dudes asshole, everyone has, even the most normal of people, like the cashier at the grocery store…it’s just something people do these days…so assuming that a celebrity, who has probably seen some shit, despite being Christian, even though she is a divorcee with kids out of wedlock who flaunts her tits for record sales, being anti-christian…

Or maybe, it’s just something I want her to do to me….now that she’s taken her tongue out of the BBQ sauce and cake batter long enough to get a tight fit body….that we know probably has the soul of a fat girl, because skinny or fit doesn’t take away the underlying oral fixation that fills the emptiness in her soul, at least not forever…trust me, I prey on fat girls, I know how they work.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2015

28

Jan

Ali Michael Nipple Pasties for Marc Jacobs of the Day

Ali Michael is one of these 24 year old, American Made, Texan born, fashion models who has been modeling since she was 15, and who probably lives in New York now….

When she was 18, she had a scandal because she was too fat to model, weighting 106 pounds at 5 foot 9…you know a real Kate Upton….

Anyway, she’s pretty much an it-girl, she’s done a bunch of campaigns, most importantly – SHOWING PIERCED NIPPLES IN GLAMOUR FRANCE ….and SHOWING NON PIERCED NIPPLES FOR TERRY ….and now this Marc Jacobs, 50 Shades of Grey Inspired accessory line, because Bondage existed before 50 Shades of Grey, and everyone has a boner for the up and coming 50 Shades of Grey movie, and by everyone I mean bored housewives, making sex and S&M more mainstream, making people at the fetish clubs wishful that good looking women will actual show up at their events….because fashion is about jumping on trends, raping them, while raping the sweatshops that make them, the wallets that buy them, and the small town girls with a dream who model for them….

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Ali Michael

2015

28

Jan

Helena Christensen for Marie Claire of the Day

Helena Christensen is probably the best thing to ever be exported from Denmark…she’s 46 years old, and I hate when these tabloids put focus on a girl’s age, like “Lindsay Lohan, 27, still alive”….or “Goldie Hawn, 90, still alive”….or “Kate Upton 350 pounds, still considered a model”…because as an old dried up pile of obese impacted shit, I don’t think age really has anything to do with anything, and when you’re a model in the 80s, you have a certain level of genetic disposition of tall and skinny, that carries you nicely into your 50s, as long as you don’t do too much cock, tanning, botox….but I guess as 46, an age I normally consider “better off dead”…at least based on the moms I see at Walmart…she’s pretty fucking substantial…and it’s probably largely in part to her tits….

So, I guess, Victoria’s Secret picked out a good one yet again….but if you’ve seen Wicked Games music video, because you’re 40 also, you already know that.

Posted in:Helena Christensen

2015

28

Jan

Oregon State University Library Porn Star of the Day

There is a story going around on the blogs about an Oregon State University webcam model with massive tits, who may or may not be trying to pay for her education, a lie most drug addicted strippers tell, but who is definitely putting on a public show…in the Library…whether she’s a student at OSU or not…people are fucking loving it…and probably because she’s got massive tits…

That said, I had no choice but to find the video of her finger banging herself, because this is the kind of scandal, or publicity stunt I endorse…

It’s like these aspiring pornstars realize they are interchangeable, that every girl does porn in some capacity, and that no one gives a fuck about who the girl is, so they better come with a scandal…whether it is being on Wall Street, a Feminist in an Ivy League, Muslim or a teen mom…it’s the only way to exist in porn…and I guess that is kind of sad…because all porn girls, even the most low level with no marketing hook or publicity stunt should be loved equally…

Anyway….watch the clip.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2015

28

Jan

Models for La Perla of the Day

Ming Xi, Izabel Goulart, Sigrid Agren as the faces and bodies of the recent La Perla campaign. They are all big models so you can assume that they each got paid over 100,000 dollars for this, and you can also assume that the photographer they used was one of those 50,000 dollar a day motherfuckers, so that they probably pumped 750,000 dollars into this….which may be nothing compared to their 100s of millions of dollars of sales they make each year…but that is still an absurd amount of money for shitty quality photos, that are boring as fuck, or product that no one really fucking needs, but that is just created to give people a reason to make more money to fill their empty lives with nothing….and from an outsider perspective, how many underwear companies does the world really need, it’s just fucking underwear…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart|Ming Xi|Sigrid Agren

2015

28

Jan

Georgia May Jagger for Mulberry of the Day

Georgia May Jagger is the celebrity daughter, who is going to inherit over 100 million dollars, thanks to her dad being a multi billionaire, with songs that will live on for years past his death, meaning royalties for every motherfucker…and generations of socialite brats who don’t need to work, but who will do stuff like model because it keeps them busy, I mean what else could they do…start a charity, or build a village in central america…and still have billions of dollars…why would they do that….when they can do campaigns for Mulberry, they probably get overpaid for…all because of their name…

That said, I find her pretty hot, and that’s not just because I like the Rolling Stones, or anything with Mick Jagger’s dick sucking lips…that David Bowie can probably give us some insight on how they feel…

Not that it matters….here’s her silly campgaign..that lacks nipples…

Posted in:Georgia May Jagger

2015

28

Jan

Morning Road Rage and Other Videos of the Day

Robber Plays Dead!

Yesterday’s Weather from Canada’s Own Dogs and Wolves’ Frankie McDonald…

No, I can’t find the uncenspred Miss Beverly Hills Intentional Titty FLash

Man Trying to Shoot a Dog….WTF….

The Bronzed Asshole Video that Went Viral is Insane

Father VS Street Thugs…

Naked Female Band Playing Their Hit Song

Up Close Lion Roar

Handcuffed Woman Steal Cop Car…

Abused Baby Orangutan Budi Gets Saved….Yay!!

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

28

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

The problem with snapchat is that I am given a 10 second window, sometimes less, to see a girl’s vagina, and assuming snapchat is the new porn vehicle, you know the way to make the normals stick things in their pussy comfortably, you have to be a high school or one of those Cum on Command type motherfuckers who can cum in those 10 seconds…

You cannot be a desensitized old fuck with low testosterone who has seen it all and who likes making sweet love to himself…

Otherwise….there is no end….

Meaning, just send a fucking video you exhibitionist….but you can also add me on snapchat – drunkenstepdad

The problem with Facebook is….everything….watch this video.

Here are some links…

The All Female Ghostbuster Cast is Pretty Horrible
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Wear a Helmet Cam While Crushing Cans With Your Boobs…
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Jimmy Fallon Sings Grease Singalong in an NYC Bar
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Underboob….
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Charli XCX in a Bikini Top
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Aaron Hernandez Jail Memorabilia on Ebay
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Claudia Romani’s Fame Whoring in a Bikini
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The Mom’s Sexy Dance….
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Creepy Patrick Schwarnegger Tattoo
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Local News Segment in Doggy Yoga
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Greasy Johnny Depp…
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John Steward on the Blizzard
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Song of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

27

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on

It is Mozart’s Birthday…that’s all you need to know right now…

Oh and we’re going into Valentines Day which is the prime time for desperate women…so get your fuck on…starting now…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Amazing Cat of the Day
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Taylor Swift Doesn’t Hav Nudes..
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Sexy Rockclimber of the Day
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Unconventional Bottle Openers….
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Drake Tried to Bang a Pornstar
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Louis C.K. Doesn’t Care About #DeflateGate
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Amber Rose Working a New Wallet
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Emma Watson is Belle from Beauty and the Beast…
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Hilary Duff Fat Legs
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Lizzy Cundy See Thru….
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Elizabeth Olson Legs…
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Alice Goodwin Tits….
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Massive Hilary Duff Compilation
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Pornstar Evan Stone Shows You a Handjob Sex Toy
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Alcohol Deliveries are Up in NYC and Boston
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Lia Marie Johnson is All Grown Up….
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Nick Jonas and Tits…
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Danielle from American Pickers Porn
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Lupita Nyongo and Jared Leto are a Thing.
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Joanna Krupa’s Wet Cameltoe
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Funny Valentines Day Cards
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Some Fascinating Photos
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Selena Gomez’s New Boyfriend
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Squirrel Stealing Dudes food
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The Blink 182 Public Fight
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Vica Kerekes Topless in a Movie
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Jennifer Aniston’s Saggy Cleavage
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Girl Who May Have Forgot Clothes
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16 GIFS
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A Link To a Crazy Abandoned Home
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KFC Meal of the Day
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How To Be a Male a Pornstar
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Three Titted Chick Got a DUI
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Penalty Goal of the Day
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AVN Pictures of the Day
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Latest Cosby Rape Allegations…
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Minka Kelly in Jeans…
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Ellie Goulding Versace
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Facebook and Instagram Died During the Storm…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Fake Nude Mila Kunis
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Naked Girls on the best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Youtuber Karen Alloy Naked…
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Naked Hilary Swank….
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Faith Nelson Big Tits Scamming….Old Man….
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Teen Strip
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Girl Strips….
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Big Black Bush….
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Dana Haren Strips at the Beach…
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Steet Fight of the Day
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Girl Forces Dildo in Ass
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Czech Girls are Naugthy as Fuck as they Fuck….
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Oiling Up Poolside…
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Bully Didn’t Expect This….
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

27

Jan

Kendall Jenner See Through Fashion Show of the Day

Kendall Jenner did a runway had a see through shirt….because Kendall Jenner is a real model…and this is part of the plight of the model…even when they have trust funds and have no real need to be a model…other than to make their whore mother money by third-party whoring them out…thanks to making them in her whore womb…

It’s like this girl can do anything, she could inspire the youth, volunteer with the poor, yet instead she does campaigns for brands that overpay her thanks to her social media following…while complaining about boys and her range rover…that all these little followers look up to…the future is bleak…we are doomed…

But at least she’s showing nipple…kind of…because nipple is the future…or the now…and bush is the future…but nipple still has its time to shine…before bush takes the fuck over….

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

27

Jan

Taylor Swift’s Mound of the Day

Taylor Swift wears 1950s style bathing suits, it’s one of her trademarks, she even sings about them, because she’s a self involved narcissistic cunt that was created by you, every last one of you, who buys into her bullshit….even though SHE WORE A BIKINI THE OTHER DAY

The nice thing about one-piece bathing suits, is not that they may make asses look fucking weird,

It’s that when you’re long torso like Taylor Swift, shit jacks up in your pussy so hard, you’re forced to show the world your massive pubic bone mound, something that is erotic to some of us who like cumming on skinny girl mound…but scary to others who see nothing but a mini muff gut…

Either way, you can see it from a distance…and I guess these are the trials and tribulations of being skinny…and this whole thing has been fascinating enough for me to want to kill myself.


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Posted in:Taylor Swift

2015

27

Jan

Chrissy Teigen in Cheesy Stock Photos for GQ of the Day

Chrissy Teigen is the enemy….we hate her as a collective and by we, I mean me, and really only because she was a whining baby about me making fun of her for being a wallet fucking gold digger who is too fat to model and who should take on the Coco to Ice T role with John Legend, which she’s doing. You know getting airtime on awards show, or in phootshoots for magazines featuring him, just being the wife who thinks 50% of everything he owns and makes is hers, rather than going off and doing nonsense things herself…

Apparently, she’s on TV now, and her comedy act from twitter has paid off for her, but not as much as John Legend, because without John Legend, she’d be doing bikini shoots for free as she does, and that doesn’t pay for rent…

Either way, who cares about Chrissy Teigen in these stock photo looking pics, that aren’t even her most recent publicity stunt, her most recent publicity stunt is her talking about getting Jalapeno pepper juice on her vag, something that’s happened to me before, not because me and Chrissy are the same person, but because I fuck dirty girls…

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen

2015

27

Jan

Naomi Campbell for La Perla Fashion Show Pics of the Day

La Perla is a lingerie company, that is probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, but that is not marketed as Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret is an evil empire that makes cheap shit lingerie and it would taint the more expensive La Perla branding….

Well they had a fashion show…and Naomi Campbell wasn’t too old to walk the runway…pretty fucking fascinating stuff…you know that Naomi Campbell, billionaire, is not too old or rich to be doing this kind of thing….

Also fascinating, is that she still looks as good as she did back when she first introduced me to how hot black girls can be, making me want to fuck them like they were white girls girls, but still never having a chance, because black girls, especially the ones in line at Walmart hate when I compliment their leggings….

Other models were there too…

Posted in:Naomi Campbell

2015

27

Jan

Some Vogue Brasil Nipple of the Day

Zee Nunes is some photographer and here are a bunch of pics he took for Vogue Brasil….I don’t know who the models are, I don’t know what they are doing, I just know that there is at least one nipple…and one nipple is enough nipple…that’s a life lesson of the day….one nipple is enough nipple…I can’t believe this is my life.

Posted in:Vouge Brasil

2015

27

Jan

Naked Youtuber Karen Alloy of the Day

I’ve never heard of Karen Alloy, but someone emailed me her pics, and she was naked in them, so I googled her and saw that she didn’t have any real following, so I assumed that this is the marketing strategy…the best kind of marketing strategy ever….so girls if you on the prestigious DrunkenStepfather…all you have to do is get naked…I am easy…

Posted in:Karen Alloy