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2014

22

Oct

Racy Victoria’s Secret Campaign of the Day

Apparently this is Victoria’s Secret trying to speak to the fact that the internet has shifted the expectations people have of models and I guess even photographers…

You know since everyone is a model and a photographer…the higher concept shoots with nudity are all over the place and way more interesting to look at than their branded – commercialized – christian friendly shit…

It’s like fashion is supposed to be edgy and exciting – not photoshopped to shit and dull…so along with releasing a nude book of all their models with their main photog…

They’ve also got a little more creative direction in their campaigns…like this one Starring:


Candice Swanepoel, Jasmine Tookes and Martha Hunt

Who are the best VS has to offer right now…at least Martha Hunt is…that girl is perfect…

Here are the pics – getting a little grimier than what we are used to…good.

Posted in:stepFASHION

2014

22

Oct

Karla for Galore of the Day

Her name is Karla.

She’s not really a known model, but she is a signed model, which means I guess she’ll be popping up more and more as she builds up her brand and reputations and that’s why she’s in lingerie for my friends over at GALORE , who consistently make magic happen with some of the hottest girls around and for that…we must celebrate Karla and GALORE for all that they do…and as long as they keep on bringing the babes…I’ll keep on fantasizing about sweeping them off their feet with love songs, chocolates and anal play…because nothing screams love like anal play…

Karla…unlike so many Carla’s before you…like Karla Hamolka and Carla from Cheers…you’re amazing..

That’s all for now.

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2014

22

Oct

Amanda Cerny in a Horror Movie Music Video of the Day

Vine Star and Playboy model named Amanda Cerny is in this music video for someone that I’ve never heard of and I figure the slutty, evil babysitter is perfect for Halloween and I guess also for anyone who had an evil babysitter growing up who used to threaten to burn the house down if you didn’t eat her pussy properly, but then again, maybe I was the only person with an evil babysitter who used fear for Oral sex from a 7 year olds…it’s a pretty specific thing…that I don’t regret being a part of…becuase it happened…

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2014

22

Oct

Ashley Tisdale’s Married Parking Ticket in Ripped Jeans Porn of the Day

Here’s a very very very specific fetish for you Ashley Tisdale fetishists, you know the assholes who bought into her marketing program and believed she was actually the hottest girl on the Kids Show your creepy ass was forced to watch, or watched as a guilty pleasure because it made you cum.

It’s her recently married ass in ripped jeans getting a parketing ticket…

You know something you’d think was too obscure to get a hard on for….but that you know that somewhere out there lives a man, probably a parking ticket cop, who gets off to this shit…and I guess that’s why she’s doing it…

You know at this stage in the game – she’s got to take any male attention she can get since it’s pretty much over for her..

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2014

22

Oct

Elizabeth Gillies Likes Ghosts for Facebook of the Day

I dont’ really know who Elizabeth Gillies is…I’ve DONE A FEW POSTS ON HER in various states of being slutty on social media because no one actually cares about her – and her really lucrative career on some kids show – other than a bunch of perverts who were forced to watch the kids show and have that kids show be the only contact they have with the outside world – because the world has essentially chopped off their fucking testicles…and by world I mean their wife and kids…which brings up a good point about breeding, the most alpha thing to do…spreading your seed, for some reason always ends up with becoming a total bitch…

Weird..but not as weird and amazing as her making blowjob faces and using some halloween app to slut it up – simulating a load on her face – because that’s what it looks like and we all know that Elizabeth Gillies is well aware, that’s why she did this.

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2014

22

Oct

Sara Sampaio for Jeremy Scott of the Day

Sara Sampaio is the skinny Portuguese model who Victoria’s Secret has recruited to be the next Adriana Lima…and I guess they’ve given her to Jeremy Scott for Adidas because I guess they are tyring to get her in with the hipster rappers who don’t seem to care that they are wearing flamboyant because they don’t seem to care about gay guys dressing them even though they hate gays, it’s part of hip hop…and I guess she’s not looking all that hot, but I figure any girl dressed let a ghetto hood rat video vixen, is good enough for me to stare at…for 4-5 seconds…which happens to be the amount of time I spent ont this post…I am hard hitting journalism like that…

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2014

22

Oct

Clara Settje Nude by Matteo Montanari of the Day

Her name is CLARA SETTJE , she’s a model out of New York…part of Trump Agency, which I guess is Donald Trump’s strategy to recruit new wives….and she’s naked for some photographer named Matteo Montaro and as someone who loves models who get naked for the sake of getting naked and building her portfolio so that she can become the next big thing…so I guess that means that me Clara is my girlfriend…

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2014

22

Oct

Top 10 Kate Hudson Lives of the Day

My favorite thing that Kate Hudson has done in her career, is not these old lady breast implants – we can all assume she got….

It’s not any of her shitty movies she proved that acting required little no talent to be a part of…

It’s not her teen pregnancy – with some older dude – to give hope to older dudes everywhere that if they are rich enough they can trap some 19 year old broken hollywood baby to have your baby….

It’s not even that she rolled through every dude in Hollywood, probably starting at a young age thanks to her Goldie Hawn access…you know filling the emptiness of being a celebrity baby with cock…

It’s that she drove Owen Wilson to attempted suicide, at least that’s what the rumor was…I mean that’s some seriosuly powerful, psychotic, mind fucking pussy…but maybe I just can’t relate since I don’t have feelings…but if I did – I highly doubt any loose woman would lead me to jump..proving that either actors are broken and weak people – or that Kate Hudson’s addictive as fuck..

Either way, she lives, and so do her tits, as she pushes 40.

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2014

22

Oct

James Franco and Megan Fox for Halloween of the DAy

Here is Megan Fox dressed up like something you can probably masturbate to…maybe even something you’ve already masturbated…you know like the host of a demon child who just had said demon child ripped out of her womb before polluting the world and destroying her vagina…something that is too little too late and just fantasy…because instead of abortion, she went with Ruin Career and sex appeal because she was so in love with the pscyho David from 90210 who trapped her crazy ass..

But I guess it’s Halloween and you can dress like anything…

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