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2014

22

Apr

Carlotte Carey Titties for Fashion of the Day

Carlotte Carey is a model and she may not be all that famous yet, and she may never be famous, but she’s probably making a living doing this, which is better than actual work I mean all she has to do is show up somewhere, get naked, have pics taken and boom, life is paid, shit gets published, people talk about her and she lands a rich husband…it’s like clockwork for these girls, and it happens over and over again, and the good thing about it, is that it’s better than prosititution, at least for self esteem, even if it is prostitution, but you can spin it better than working a profile on a sugar daddy site…and that’s some magical shit…that isn’t all that magical, it just requires a photogenic face and someone willing to take pics…and this girl is hot, or she takes a good pic…so it all makes sense…

Posted in:Carlotte Carey

2014

22

Apr

Nina Senicar Boring Fucking Bikini Catalog Pics of the Day

I don’t know if I’ve been doing this shit too long, or if bikini companies fucking suck, I just know that I haven’t been inspired about a bikini campaign pretty much ever…I mean pre-porn years, I could jerk off to a good bikini catalog or swimsuit issue, but these days, every fucking girl who isn’t fat posts pics of their bikinis, and shit is usually higher concept and more interesting than these campaigns, because I can actually email the bitch and tell her I’ll make her famous, or that I’ll pay her 100 dollars for her dirty panties…

It’s like this Nina Senicar doesn’t fucking matter, there are a million girls as hot or hotter doing this shit for free, so the ones getting paid, are like hookers…turning a good thing that should be free into a fucking business…

Here’s her campaign…

Posted in:Nina Senicar

2014

22

Apr

Isabeli Fontana for Lindex Spring 2014 of the Day

Isabeli Fontana is 30 and has a bunch of kids, yet can still pull off lingerie, even if it is form fitting lingerie, like she was still a 16 year old working for Victoria’s Secret, only to get Victoria’s Secret in trouble for using underage lingerie models in their perverted campaigns, because Victoria’s Secret is a wholesome brand that sells to Christian women, even though they are really just accessible porn…

Not that it matters, this isn’t about Victoria’s Secret, those motherfuckers need to stop making every hot bitch and underwear company about them.

It’s about Isabeli Fontana and her half nakedness…look

Posted in:Isabeli Fontana

2014

22

Apr

Selena Gomez Visible Panty Lines of the Day

The fun thing about Visible Panty Lines is knowing the girl in the panties is on her period…because when in shorts like this, knowing that the paparazzi follow her, would never allow this to happen, but then again, you can never really trust a bitch who doesn’t know her underwear size, you know not admitting her fat ass may be a medium,and squeezing into a small…

Now, the reason knowing a girl is on her period may not be erotic to you, but is to me, is because it means she’s not pregnant, and a pregnant bitch, is the kind of bitch, no one needs around….

Plus having a bedroom look like a murder scene after sex is always a bonus when you don’t have to dispose of the body.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

22

Apr

Bella Thorne’s Underage Old Coachella Dance of the Day

This Coachella shit is very boring. I don’t find rich people, famous people, or the latch on losers who want to associate with them dressed like hippies, doing drugs and not having drug overdoses, when all we really want from them is to die…

But for some reason, seeing a 17 year old raging, because this getting fucked up thing is almost new to her, considering she’s been exploited by her parents for a while, and medication is probably part of that exploitation, you know little pick me up when the director at Disney needs an extra push out of her…

But maybe I’m just blinded by the hipster shorts that show ass cheek on her small young hooker thanks to her parents teaching her properly…in their efforts of getting the good life….

TO SEE ALL THE COACHELLA PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2014

22

Apr

Drunk Girls Getting Kicked Out of a Store and Other Videos of the Day

I don’t know if this is a Drunk Lindsay Lohan and her friend being kicked out of the store, but it looks enough like her for me to masturbate to this…

You see, I hate drunk girls, watching them and listening to them, but they are really easy to get naked…and sometimes that makes them perfect!

Some disabled VETs jumping….

Dude almost gets hit by a train….

Dude taunts a pit bull and gets owned…

A dude named Cocaine

Posted in:Videos

2014

22

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Turns out that girls in rehab who you meet in a Florida Starbucks are pretty good at giving blow jobs in back alleys behind Florida Starbucks….it is the broken girls who are the best girls…

Here are some stepLINKS…

14 Selfies that Went Wrong
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Jared Leto Meets Jesus
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini at Coachella
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Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse in Love
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13 Who Wore it Better
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J.Lo’s New Song Remixed!
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Leighton Meester is Ok for a Foot Fetish Model
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Bieber Will Not Be Deported!
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Sequel…is Happening
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Winnie the Pooh Just Dark….
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Slut of the Morning
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Scarlett Johansson Bouncy Tit GIFs
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

21

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw some Florida looking hooker, with leathery skin, fake tits, and bleached hair looking girl leave her car running when she ran into Walgreens, I am assuming it wasn’t buy sunscreen, or birth control, because her license plate was a PRO-LIFE plate, like bitch is so anti-abortion, she got it on on her license plate…anyway..when I came back out…the car was gone..someone had taken it because she left it running and she was freaking out…and it was amazing, but not as amazing as me telling people I am Lindsay Lohan’s miscarriage..

Here are some stepLINKS

The Mimi Faust Sex Tape has Dropped…if you are into Hip Hop and Love…
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Today in Thigh Gap
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Alessandra Ambrosio Brought Her Future Drug Addict Kids to Coachella
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Miley Cyrus Cancelled her Tour…
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Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini
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This girl is Getting an Abortion to be on Big Brother
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Kourtney Kardashian Looks Awful in a Bikini
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Jessica Alba in a Tight Dress
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Sniper Pug
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Anastasia Ashley Underwater Mermaid Booty Shoot
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Heidi Klum Topless in Mexico
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Fascinating Balloon Behavior
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Tiffany Toth is a Trashy Bitch
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Lohan is Banging a Married Dude with Kids
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Scarjo Bouncy Titty GIFs
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Christina Milian – Areola!
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Practicing Car Stunts..
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Sophia Bush Big Legs…
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Bitches Nude in VOLO Magazine
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6 Weird Fucking GIFs
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Vine Compilation!
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Nicola McLean Big Tits Doing Weird Gymnastic Shit…
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Japan Continues to Win Food OLympics with Ice Cream Flavors
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Nina Dobrev’s Tight Ass in Jeans…
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This Weeek in Social Media Pics
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Michelle Keegan is Hot UK Nobody of the Day
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Kiss the Girl in Real Life Prank
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Kourtney Kardashian in a Bikini
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The Cast of Dazed and Confused Then and Now…
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Girls Tugging on their Clothes
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16 Ways to Tell if your Ass is Too Fat
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Honey Badger Escapes from the Zoo
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Kelly Brook Pumping Gas
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Drawing Eyebrows on Babies
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Jennifer Lopez – Fuck Me Boots
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Scary Trashy chick naked Sophie Dee
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Lauren Stoner in a Bikini..
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20 Dollars on a Fishing Line Prank
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Emma Watson is Some Boring Shit
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Sydne Rome Naked in Che
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Selena Gomez in Shape
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Janet Montgomery Naked in Salem
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Weirdest Video of a Kid Going to School…
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The Dumbest Way to Tie a Tie
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Ivanka Trump in Shape Magazine
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10 People Who Are Never Uncomfortable!
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Weird Video About Love…
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I would Eat Lohan’s Miscarriage
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Go Pro Doggy Dash!
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Today in Cable Nudity!
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Very Big Rabbit
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America Vogue Isn’t Working With Terry Richardson Anymore
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Nudity from my Favorite Movie Ever – Cocktail
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Girls in Sports Bras
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Top Classic Sex Tapes Ever
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Frosty Getting Laid!
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Some Crackwhore Confessions!
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Weird Amateur Chick and Her Massive Boobs
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Cute Girl Does the Cup Song!
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An Amateur shows Her Blowjob Skills
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Victoria Secret Model Nude Scandal Pics
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK! BECAUSE FUCKING COUGARS IS GOOD.
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

21

Apr

Anastasia Ashley for Carl’s Jr of the Day

Like Nina Agdal, Emily Ratajkowski and so many other it-girls before her, Anastasia Ashley’s hot surfer ass is being celebrated by Carl’s Jr, a company that by default destroys so many potential nice asses on a daily basis with the quality of their food, but it is nice for them to be aspirational and pretend…

There’s something funny thing about Carl’s Jr taking a pro athlete surfer babe like Anastasia Ashley, and filling her out like she actually eats fast food, you know like she was a Kate Upton, when you know by looking at her ripped 4% body fat frame in all her other pictures, that she probably doesn’t even eat actual food, she’s more of a water diet, even when it is organic…but it’s nice to pretend, when pretending is glossy pics of her amazing round ass…because fit or into Carl’s Jr or not…her ass is perfect…and I would eat that burger all day…whether it was showered or not.

If all fast food workers and all fast food eating customers looked like this, in their bikinis, I would probably spend a lot more time in fast food spots getting arrested for exposing myself and trying to get everyone there pregnant…with my own dried up, infertile thanks to alcoholism, complacency and broken dreams condiment….

I guess what it comes down to is that, maybe if she didn’t eat so much Carl’s Jr, she’d have more thigh gap and would look less like she’s trying to be a mermaid with her fat legs all rubbing together like they were a fucking tail.

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2014

21

Apr

Tila Tequila is Pregnant of the Day

The most amazing thing about the Tila Tequila pregnancy news, is the fact that Tila Tequila hasn’t killed herself – even though she should have – numerous times over as the tabloid fame whore slut that she is….

She posted this announcement on her Facebook:

Surprise!! I’m 10 weeks pregnant! I just couldn’t hold it in any longer as this brings me so much joy and happiness to know that there is a baby Tila on the way! May God bless my little bundle of joy on this Good Friday! Yayy! I’m gonna be a Mommy! I Love you sooooo much little baby!!

She posted this letter to her baby on Facebook

Dear Baby,

I used to write you letters like this all of the time. I have waited so very long for you to come into my life, and I want you to remember that no matter what people out there say about us just know that you are a gift from God. You saved my life sweet baby! That is more than a miracle, and I love you so very much! Daddy loves you very much too! You are so very special, and never ever let anyone tell you otherwise! Always know this ok? You are my everything!

Love Always,
Mommy

What a fucking joke. Poor kid, he’d be better off an abortion, miscarriage, or put up for adoption…

Anything for attention, but that said, I prefer her SEX TAPES
……hope this sells some of her SEX TAPES
…and I hope VIVID releases more of her SEX TAPES
….


Honestly – her last sex tape was awesome See it here
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Tila Tequila

2014

21

Apr

Lea Michelle On Set Nip Slip of the Day

Here’s Courtney Love of her Glee Generation, Lea Michelle, you know the kind of girl who monetizes off the death of her “lover” or “fiancé”…mourning his death, on set of her new music video, where despite popular belief that she was the Tranny on Glee, because Glee is some affirmative action to the comedic level of politically correct that it is almost mocking politically correct is is instead offensive as fuck…she is flashing tit…because Tranny’s don’t have real tits…

Either way, man face, overrated, full of shit poptart had a titty slip on set…fun…cuz I like titty slips…even when I don’t like the person they are happening to…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lea Michelle

2014

21

Apr

Easter Models Bring the Easter Bunny Porn of the Day

Nothing says Eater, like models posting Thematic pictures to commemorate the day…so here’s A Little ^^^Candice Swanepoel^^^ Bare Ass Easter Bunny Porn

Some ^^^Izabel Goulart Fit^^^ as Fuck Artistic Easter Bunny

Some ^^^Irina Shayk^^^Easter Bunny Porn Lingerie Ears Porn

Some ^^^Miley Cyrus^^^Merging Easter and 420…and failing hard on all fronts…ruining everything for everyone trying to fit in – like she tends to do….

Posted in:Easter

2014

21

Apr

Coachella Week 2 Happened of the Day

Peasant Coachella happened this past weekend, that’s what you call week 2 of Coachella for the discount bargain basement seekers, and a few of the regular cast and crew of last week’s coachella were there dressed like bohemian hippies because that’s the dress code for these phoney vapid cunts who need to identify with something, anything, to justify their plastic bullshit existence…because the organizers and sponsors of Coachella needed an excuse for the poorer people to buy tickets…

I hear next year they are aiming for a 3 month festival, the money is too good, in 5 years, it’s going to be a amusement park that never ends…that’s how mainstream shit’s got…and like a Vegas casino pool, girls like Kendall Jenner will get paid to make appearances…

All this to say, not enough drug overdoses…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Coachella

2014

21

Apr

Rihanna Does 420 in a See Through of the Day

Rihanna is pretty fucking obvious, she’s a weed smoker and wants the world to know, that she’s gangster, or rasta and that weed is the life smoke of the generation or some shit, so on 420, she gets out there like the weirdo Christian she is, to get fucking high, while wearing a mesh outfit…and the whole thing, despite the mesh outfit, is annoying as fuck, like all the assholes on my Facebook who were posting that it was 420, who when aren’t 16, look really fucking ridiculous getting excited…it’s like smoke weed if you like weed, jerk off in public if you like jerking off in public, we don’t need mass fucking gatherings for a movement anymore, those days are behind us, we don’t need to unify, shit is legal in Colorado, it’s like fuck off and smoke your joints, hit your bong, vape and dabb like you do everyday, I don’t fucking need to hear about it…but feel free to wear mesh shirts…pretty much always…

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

21

Apr

Nina Agdal’s Onsie Dance of the Day

Nina Agdal posted this video of her running around in a onsie like a retard…because based on her forehead and face structure…she is a retard…she just happens to have a hot fucking body that allows companies to book her on some work program shit at a discount from the other models, and as long as she doesn’t throw her shit at them, or keep her retard helmet she wears to not bang her retard head against the wall repeatedly like all retards…she’s good to go…

If you don’t like her full retard…Here she is in some campaign showing off her great body:

If you don’t like that here she is spinning in leggings – since you prefer not seeing her act a full retard…. CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nina Agdal