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2014

28

Aug

Lara Bingle Topless Beach of the Day

Lara Bingle is topless on the beach, because that’s her tits, are all she’s got going for her, so she might as well show them off in a situation where she can, all thanks to being located in Europe.

I don’t even know who or what Lara Bingle is…but I’m still looking, because topless girls on the beach are all worth looking at, and even photographing, because tits are magical…

In conclsion, topless girls on the beach, no matter how jankity, are worth staring at…intensely, until they get uncomfortable…even if they are worthless and that’s a fact.

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Posted in:Lara Bingle|NSFW

2014

28

Aug

Megan Fox Shitty First Pitch in Korea of the Day

When it comes to overrated babes from the 2000s, who are pretty talentless, but embraced by the industry and shoved down our throats as the it girls, or the hot girls, or whatever the fuck they are….I am far more into Jessica Alba…

Maybe it’s because she just raised 70 million dollars for her IPO of her HONEST company, and a figurehead of billion dollar companies gives me boners…I mean if you’re going to deal with a loose pussy with two annoying kids, even in your fantasies, it might as well be worth over 100,000,000 dollars…instead of being worth the royalties the baby daddy still gets from 90210…a role that defined him…and trapped this Megan Fox…

In conclusion, I’ll still watch her throw a pitch at a baseball game, I got nothing else to do.

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Posted in:Megan Fox

2014

28

Aug

Girl Gets Fingered at McDonalds and Other Videos of the Day

Russian Woman Does a Dance

India Baby Born With Two Faces..

Naked Man in the Background of the BBC Studios

Cops Shoot Crazy Person in Atlanta..

FBI Versus the some Gamer…

Posted in:Video

2014

28

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes you feel like you’ve drank too much that you feel like giant asshole. Sometimes you feel like you’ve crawled inside a giant asshole and died. Sometimes you are a giant asshole, and sometimes, the good times, you get so drunk that you fuck a giant asshole…one you’d never even debate taking on…if you weren’t drunk.

In conclusion, drinking is fun.

Here are some morning links…

Brazil’s Mr Balls Looks like Jonah Hill
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Katie Couric Says Diane Sawyer Gives Blowjobs for Interviews…Obviously.
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Slutty Redheads
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK
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Zach Galfrinakis and Louis CK have a New Show Coming to FX
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The Paparazzi’s Coverage of the Bai Ling Ice Bucket Challenge
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Jon Stewart Goes Off on Ferguson
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Robert Pattison’s New Pussy
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Liv Tyler Bikinis Pics
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Megan Fox First Pitch in South Korea
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High Speed Canyon Jetski
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Amazing Subtle Selfies…
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8 Liquor Stores for Back to School
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Saw is Going back to Theaters for its 10th Anniversary
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GUy Feiri is a Joker with Two Sluts…
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Honest Trailers – Ghost Busters
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Underworld is Getting a Reboot
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Black Tie Beach Prank
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When Music, Dogs and Puns Collide
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

27

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Whenever a girl asks me if my name is Jesus because I am Christ…I ask them if they are interested in having a religious experience via their vagina…what they don’t realize is that I don’t mean with me…sure I like speaking tongues and all, but anything I do with vaginas is more of a nightmare…especially when they come to and realize what they’ve done…

Here are the Jenner Sisters…

Here are some stepLINKS

The subtle Selfie Awards Go TO
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Amazing Booties
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Alessandra Ambrosio Yoga Class!
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Nina Dobrev in a Bikini…
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Arianny Celeste and Brttney Palmer in Bikinis
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John Stamos is Making Full House Revival Happen
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Homer Does Ice Bucket Challenge
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Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens Kiss on Instagram
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Luci Ford Does the Ice Bucket Challenge
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Slut of the Day
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More Sofia Vergara Nipple
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Bustiest Japanese Chicks You’ll Like
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Kristen Stewart for Vanity Fair…
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Tulisa in a White Bikini
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Girls Stretching…
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Ann-Kathrin Brommel in FHM….
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14 Urban Dictionary Phrases that Define the 21st Century
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20 Sexiest Instagram Pics of the Day
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20 Mannequins that are Terrifying
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Malin Akerman is Fucking Filthy and Disgusting..
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Before they Were Famous Commercial Compilation
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How Do You Know You’re Real
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Lingerie Model of the Day
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Chelsea Handler is Officially Off the Air
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Lara Bingle Topless on the Beach of the Day
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Sofia Vergara Nip Slip. I Repeat, A Sofia Vergara Nip Slip!
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Anais Zanotti in a Bikini
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12 People in Horrible Embarassing Shirts
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Didn’t See That Coming GIFs
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Rihanna Braless And Nipples
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Natasha Lyonne and Fred Armisen are Banging – WHO?
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Paris Hilton Flashes Panties While Her Brother Almost Dies in Ibiza
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Cop Tasers Man A lot…
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Chelsea Handler Naked and Jumping in the Shower in Ellen
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J-Lo Upskirt
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The Crazy Hong Kong Skyscraper Selfie Video
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Nicole Scherzinger Hels a Fan with her Ice Bucket Challenge
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Courtney Cox Wearing a Bikini of the Day
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Courtney Love Vile Possible Upskirt
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9 Year Old Cant’ Handle her UZI
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GIFS of Stuck Animals
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Melissa and Jodie Undress Together
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Pussy Slip of the Day
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Jessica Alba Stripper in Sin City Rehearsal
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The Older the Better and Fucking…Practice Makes Perfect
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Butthole Fingerers
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Lesbian Vampire Academy
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Naked in Public
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The Most Revealing Outfits at the VMAs
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Off Duty Cop Shoots 2 People
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Really Big Tits
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See Through Ice Bucket Challenge
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Another Angle of Sofia Vergara’s Nipple Slip
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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Nude French Actor
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

27

Aug

Sofia Vergara Nipple Slip of the Day

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I saw this earlier and didn’t really care, before realizing that everyone fucking loves Sofia Vergara and I would not be doing my service to you assholes if I didn’t post it, even though we all know that showing her nipple is the least of things she’s done to be celebrating at these post-Emmy Party, while all the shameless shady things she’s done over the years to get from the ghetto to this level…make showing her nipple in a celebratory dance tame as fuck. I’m imagining cocaine bribes, blowjobs, gangbangs – maybe even her getting shit on…because hooking is how success happens for most immigrants I know…and it would only make sense if that applied to this lottery winner too….even if she wants you to think it’s all her hard work. Bullshit.

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2014

27

Aug

Anastasia Ashley Bikini Snapshots in Ibiza for TheHeadHuntr of the Day

My friends over at THEHEADHUNTR met up with international surf sensationand Sports Illustrated titty model – with fans everywhere because not only does she risk her life riding massive waves that make you look like a little bitch…but she’s also got a big round ass that you can appreciate even if you aren’t black…that’s why we call her An-Ass-Tasia..Ass is her name..literally.

I like to assume she’s an anal queen because when you’re built like this…you gotta use your natural abilities to their full capabilities…especially when you’re a competitive surfer who likes to win – but I guess I like to think every girl is an anal queen, because they grew up on porn, you can’t get pregnant with anal, and most importantly – it is the window into a girl’s soul…and if any girl, not just one with an amazing round surf ass didn’t use it, they’d be wasting their god given talent…

They were in Ibiza, I can only assume with Kate Moss, Liv Tyler, Miranda Kerr and Wyclef Jean…who were also in Ibiza…because why else would a surfer be in Ibiza, it’s not like people surf there…they just do hard drugs and dance…topless…

Either way, this point and shoot snapshot series…is what vacation photos are all about…if you have a tight body like this to go on vacation with. My vacation photos involve more fat wife eating obscene amounts of food – offending everyone near her….

Here’s Anastasia..

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2014

27

Aug

Lea Seydoux for Interview of the Day

Lea Seydoux is a French actress from France, who has recently done this photoshoot for Interview magazine, that you know is ART because it is black and white, but that you know is disappointing because it is clothed – since just leaving your house in France leads to endless tits during the summer – I’m talking old, young, hot, scary….all topless…

Yet they get the actress who has a big movie where she’s having lesbian sex the entire time not naked…

Bummer…right…

Posted in:Léa Seydoux

2014

27

Aug

Genevieve Morton Cheesy Walmart Lookin Model of the Day

Genevieve Morton is struggling hard to be relevant and I guess to pay her rent – because she’s working her ass off – but not literally, since she’s still fat, despite pretending she’s not..doing campaigns and photoshoots for anyone and everyone, even this shoot that looks like a cheesy as fuck Walmart brand…but that I assume pays…

I mean she’s shameless, she’s going for it, she’s getting old and hasn’t really made it yet…and I encourage her becasue it is step one of getting more and more and more naked…because every other tactic is failing…

Her only play has been Sports Illustrated – but now she’s doing this nonsense.

Here is a slutty pic she posted – where you can practically see her vagina on instagram – where slutty pics of vagina belong….she called it Part 1, I assume part 2 is when she loses weight….but or eats the bed sheets because she feels famished…

Posted in:Genevieve Morton