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2015

01

Jul

Emily Didonato for Maxim of the Day

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Maxim was recently bought by some rich Texan from some Oil family in Texas…who I heard is of some ethnicity and trying to rebrand Maxim as something premium…like a Success Magazine…based on money instead of being the SFW version of Playboy for Frat Boys..that pretty much went to shit in 2000 when their budgets were pulled and actual journalism ended…

I don’t know how accurate that is, but I do know that I’ve bene written by the previous owners, who were a bunch of Lawyers to pull all the images of theirs, even though they used to pay me to post their stories…

Yes they were that desperate when trying to figure out the internet….and I guess I am posting these awesome pics of Emily DiDonato, a model who has been tainted by Jack Gyllenhaal, enemy of the site, because he’s a faggot…in every sense of the term…and not in an PC, faggot is the confederate flag of words, but a faggot in that he’s a faggot..I think they call faggots FUCKBOYs now…

Not that it matters, what matters is how good the pics are by Gilles Bensimon, the ex husband of Elle Macpherson who’s been shooting girls since the 60s and it shows…

Now let’s see if they lawywers reach out to harrass me to take this down…I am sure they will…because like Jack Gyllenhaal #fuckboys

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2015

01

Jul

Kate Moss and Cara Delevingne Lesbianism of the DAy

This campaign makes sense…Kate Moss…the original Cara Delevingne…who we can all assume Cara Delevingne channels everytime she’s in front of the camera…in a “Look I’m Like KAte Moss”…only a fucking scam, not an actual model, yet seen as a model, all because she’s tall and people pay her millions to be in their campaigns…which I guess makes her a model..just far less cool with her I don’t Give a fUck attitude than Kate Moss, because Kate Moss did it before social media and actually didn’t give a fuck…while Cara Delevingne does it for social media, uploading images, in and of itself is giving a fuck….you know there’s a difference betwween authentic and fake..but I’ll still watch the fake try implied lesbianism with the real…in hopes of sucking some of her power out of her vagina…as she continues being Cara Delevingne…in the shadow, never quite as cool as Kate Moss..no matter how hard she tries her best to be as cool….

That said, this is for a luxury brand…weird.

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|Kate Moss|SFW

2015

01

Jul

Daisy Lowe Nude on Instagram of the Day

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If you ask any girl…she’ll say she’ll have daddy issues…so I guess the daddy issue reference just doesn’t hold ground…or maybe it is just being overused…maybe daddy issues is just an excuse girls have for being sluts, or whores, or prude…or annoying, or bitches…maybe daddy issues is a copout, or a bullshit excuse for bad behavior…or maybe daddy issues is just being a girl…

But I do know that Daisy Lowe didn’t have a dad for her entire childhood, but foiund out due to paternity tests…that her dad was some tranny fucking Gwen Stefani husband…who was rich as fukc in his own right…making her a socialite model…and existing….

I also know she’s posting nudes on instagram…so it could be unrelated…but let’s pretend it’s daddy issues…since it always is…

Posted in:Daisy Lowe|SFW

2015

01

Jul

Lucy Hale’s Ass Grabbed on the Beach of the Day

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Lucy Hale is the 40 year old who plays what I assume is a teenager on Pretty Little Liars because Pretty Little Liars is a show for teens and why would teens want to watch 40 year olds…unless they are the annoying mom that never lets the teen character hang with her friends…or the quirky mom who is single, overwhelmed in her vintage clothing business who buys the kids booze for the party…or some shit..

Well she’s in a bikini….and she’s not Ashley Benson….

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WHile this is Ashley Benson

TO SEE ALL THE PICS BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN’T GET ENOUGH ASHLEY BENSON CLICK HERE

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2015

01

Jul

Chirssy Teigen Found Her Stance of the Day

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When you’re a useless, unattractive, aging and fat gold digging bitch…

You take whatever platform you can to get attention, even one as basic as fighting for the right to post nipple on Instagran….

Something that has got me and others I know banned from the app, but that for some reason gets some low level, uninteresting, broken down faced, wife of singer press…

I don’t actually hate Chrissy Teigen…in fact I am surprised I know she exists, and that I even know who she is, but I guess with all her chirping…and drunken noise…and maneuvering of the media…like it was John Legend’s wallet…

She’s attacked me on her blog, not that I care, but she called me a rapist…but the fact is that even if I was a rapist…with so much rage and semen built up..and she was the only pig I saw walking down the alley on a night I was on a rape mission…as I assume rapists do…I’d rather jerk off…

So her tit campaign is just stupid, but I like seeing her conform to the rules, because she’s a joke,..in career, and if her campaigning….

Here’s her nude shoot in case you missed it or care… CLICK HERE

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2015

01

Jul

Lindsay Ellingson in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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If you’re in the mood to remember an uneventful, unmemorable VIctoria’s Secret model…they happen more than you even realize, you know girls they test out for their catalogs and even their runway show…who they never fully commit to, and even if they do..they kind of just phase them out…

Here’s Lindsay Ellingson …

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2015

01

Jul

Natalie Portman’s Mom Nipples Still Going of the Day

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I saw these pics of Natalie Portman with her hard or puffy looking pre-pubescent nipples because bra’s are so uncomfortable and dated…I mean this isn’t the 50s motherfuckers…let them tits breathe…

I always laugh when I see Natalie Portman, only because she’s got so many gold stars next to her brand…

The first being Jewish, because Jewish guys fucking love hot Jewish girls, it gives them hope that they too will find a hot one amongst the inbred troll looking ones…since there are only so many Jewish girls around…and as we know…any culture has a limited amount of hot girls, but when you’re not forced to marry a Jewish girl to make your family happy, you have the choice of hot girls across all platforms, races and cultures and citizenships….I can go to the third world and pick out a babe out of a village and make her make me babies…but a Jewish guy needs it to be a Jewish village and the chances of him getting the hot girl in the JEwish village is slim…she’s in high demand…

This same logic, is why even the fattest Jewish girl is a daddy’s girl bitch…she’ knows she’ll be fine…married and mom…

She’s also done Star Wars…which is just a WTF..set for life…fanbase..

Now she’s not into bras…I don’t even want to know how many 30 – 40 year olds jerked off to these pics..

That harlot..

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Posted in:Natalie Portman|SFW

2015

01

Jul

Lady Gaga in a Bra in a Car of the Day

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Lady Gaga may be a useless person with shitty music, but she proves a few things…

The first is that with the right clown costume and lie, even ugly girls can be marketed…

The second is that if you write your music a certain way, you can brainwash the public into loving your music…like some Josie and the Pussycat shit, that you know actually exists…because why else would I know every Lady Gaga lyric, without ever…and I mean EVER actively listening to her songs….

When I think about it, it freaks me out, because I’m not a pussy who cares what people think pretending that I don’t listen to her song because I think I’ll come across more hardcore and anti-corporate..too cool for the mainstream..

But I legitimately have NEVER liked her music, and never YOUTUBED her song, not even to be ironic..

Yet…I know her lyrics…I don’t even listen to the radio…so this brainwashing runs deep..because I can’t even place how I’ve been exposed to it…

She’s also proved, which I think is her most important legacy, that if you get naked for attention…pretending it is art…people will stop caring…

Like heroin, the first nipple slip, pussy slip, nude shoot…is the best…the rest kinda blend into each other…and in Lady Gaga’s case eventually stop mattering…

Which is a good thing, since she’s the worst..

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Posted in:Lady Gaga|SFW

2015

01

Jul

Kim Kardashian in Rolling Stone of the Day

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I hope the most exciting news today isn’t this picture of Kim Kardashian’s big cleavage for ROLLING STONE …a magazine that I know was very relevant for a long time…back when it was creating interesting content around actual bands..back in the 70s…but I guess like everything, the interent happened, and in keeping up with the internet, they need to cover what is popular and bullshit, like Kim Kardashian…

It’s like “Put that slag on the cover, she’s done nothing, but she’s been impregnanted by Kanye and he’s a musician, and she’s got tits, and people like her”..

It’s like “Why not get Terry to shoot her, he’s compelling, maybe we can get some of those Paper Magazine Hits”…

Only…with a lot more desperation and failure…

I mean fat chick in a push up bra…why the fuck would anyone care…oh right, cuz she’s pregnant, a fame whore, her stepdad wears a dress and her sisters are whores…and they have a TV show…

It’s safe to say, fuck these distractions from life, they aren’t even hot. Get over the Hip Hop hookers.

Here’s a video of her on how to take a bikini selfie…but she forgets to mention photoshop..and professional photographers…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2015

01

Jul

Farmer Bites Dancer’s VULVA and Other VIdeos of the Day

Caught Having Sex…

Hot Tits Get Arrested on the Blue Line

Driver Jumps Draw Bridge

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Streakers Preparation

Dude Farts in Court

Russian Rambo

Woman Illegally Parked in a Disabled Spot

Girl Jups off Building…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

01

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Fat girls hate skinny girls….which is okay…because everyone hates fat girls…especially fat girls…

Here are soem morning links on CANADA DAY…which is Fourth of July for Canada…with more Moose and Beaver…

Rihanna is the Best Selling Artist of All Time
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So Many Asses…
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Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are Done
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Mark Jacobs Showing Just the Tip
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Gigi Hadid Sheer for Vogue
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Jim Carrey in Anti-Vax Tweets…
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Journey Drummer Rapist
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John McCain Catching a Foul Ball…
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Tiger Woods is Banging Amanda Dufner…WHo?
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Inmate Walks Out of Jail
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TV Land Drops Dukes of Hazzard…So Ridiculous
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Bristol Palin Fires Back at Haters
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Man Prnaks Models With Awkward Boner
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2015

30

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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76 % of my readers are models googling themselves…

The other 14% is weirdos like you…jerking off…to my words…you don’t actually read becaue you don’t know how to read…so why am I writing this…pictures..just look at the pictures you white trash inbred fuck…

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Here are some stepLINKS>…

Guy At Pizza Hut Masturbating in Pizza
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Girls With Big Tits
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Ireland Baldwin Topless
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Katy Perry on Forbes…Tits…
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Shia LaBeouf Patriotic Satire…
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Lacrosse Trick Shots
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Ashley Greene Old and Beat in a Bikini
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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Divorcing
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Natalie Portman – Hot
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Most Epic Backflop Ever
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Slut of the Day
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Panty Flash
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Lindsay Lohan Saggy Tits
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Sean Penn in Minka Kelly…
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Marc Jacobs Naked on Instagram….
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Jojo Tits!
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Stan Lee Rushed to the Hospital
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Courtney Stodden’s Big Tits…are Big…
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Victoria Justice – Ripped Jenas
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Kids on Marriage Equality….
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Titty Flash of the Day
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Jennifer Lawrence in a White Dress…
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Heidi Klum Topless
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Girls Who Triforce Hunt
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Insane Sport of the Day
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Janet Jackson of the Day
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Alex Trebak Rapped Fresh Prince Theme
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Candice Swanepoel 70s Pants…
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Sylvia Kristel Naked in a Movie
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Paris Hilton is Suing Everyone in that Prank Video
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Pilots Lose JOb Because of Playboy Trash They Let in the COckpit
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Arianna Grande Performing
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Bella Thorne Cleavage
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Girls with Dimple
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SOuthpark Will Live Forever
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Mariah Carey on Vacation
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Kendall Jenner See Paris on the Runway…
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Britney Spears VS Iggy Azalea
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The KKK are Recruting
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Portraits made Entirely of Stock Photos
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Brooke Vincent Bikini
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Hilary Duff Braless
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Some Chick Zendaya and Her Hair…
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Rihanna Impersonator – Seeks Attention
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Slut of the Day
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Luka Magnotta is Looking for Love
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Monkey Atttacked Johnny Depp’s Make-Up Artist
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Mother Raccoon Teaches How to Climb..
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Google Image Search Of the Day
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Have You Got a Smoke Tits
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FREE WEEK TRIAL – Hottest Celebrities Nude For Your Viewing Pleasure
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Throwback to Charlize Theron Nudity
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Dildo Show for the Gardener
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Amazing Natural Tits
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Girl in her Panties
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Naked babe Smoking Weed in Front of the Mirror
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Black and White Weed Smoking SLut
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Cheesy Busty Secretary
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Caitlyn Jenner Pure Slut…Looks Like Lohan…
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CAM PUSSY!! CAM PUSSY!!
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Greek Slut For Greek Bankruptcy….
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Fuckign the Bed Post
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Miley Cyrus Nude
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Without These Free Cam Girls…I would be a virgin…
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Public Toilet Diddle….
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

30

Jun

Nicole Scherzinger Gone Wild in Greece of the Day

I guess she was showing her girl that she’s not actually a Bruce Jenner…and that was just a media lie created due to her muscle tone, when she made her millions as a song and dancer who was probably destined to hooker / stripper / escort / or porn star but who instead stumbled into the Pussy Cat Dolls Audition and made it…so hard…she can dyke out in Greece with her bitches..like gender ambiguous drunks do..

I guess she’s celebrating Greece’s Bankruptcy,..in Greece…the ancient home of anal.

Yay for drunk rich sluts…

TO SEE THE CREEPY SPY PICS CLICK HERE

TO See VIdeo

TO SEE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|SFW

2015

30

Jun

Katy Perry Business Tits of the Day

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Katy Perry is a massive business…

Some would argue that she’s a massive scam…

But I would argue that 90 percent of business and success is a scam….it is usually shitty product you don’t need, shitty service you don’t need, shitty messaging, that just communicates to the retards of the world who buy into it, and a lot of times, shitty business practices….

I’ve never met a billionaire who wasn’t willing to rape and pillage to become a billionaire…I am talking walk the fine line of morally sound and evil for profit…the kind of Kick em while they are down to get a profit….

Now I don’t think Katy Perry is an evil corporate genius, I think she’s probably got a team of evil people she employs…to make her less of the Kissed a Girl one hit wonder and more the Madonna level of “Katy Perry is Still Around”..

I don’t know what other boss moves she’s done, or what she’s invested in, financed, and help create to get her on Forbes, I just know her music sucks…people like it…radios play it and it has given her the freedom to achieve anything she wants…with lecherous people who just want a part of her…

I also know…she’s got tits….that make this shoot for FORBES hard to take seriously, even if her bank balance is fucking serious…

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2015

30

Jun

Martha Hunt for Ocean Drive of the Day

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Martha Hunt is one of the only models left who is all American…

She is also on the Social media self promotion kick…because hse knows followers mean more money and she knows she’s hot enough to get out there as a model…because unlike most of the instagram girls she’s signed…..

She’s also part of the Taylor Swift social media agency that I assume Taylor Swift runs…unless it is legit friendship…in exchange for instagram tags by the biggest star around…because why else would she be hanging with all these idiots..playing the whole BFF…that she knows are just using her…oh right…sexual favors…because Taylor loves the real life Barbie doll…it has something to do with not having a childhood or something..

That said, these bikini pics are for Ocean Drive…they are all American, for July 4th..and remind me of every other bikini pic ever taken…it is so repetitive and BORING…but I’d still like to suffocate on her tainted model butthole, because she’s amazing…

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