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2024

09

Apr

Joey King’s Got her Tits Out for a Tuesday

Joey King posted a picture of her laying in her bed topless with her big enough tit hanging out under her armpit for the social media account, because tits get hits so if you’ve got them, you’d be an idiot to not use to to amplify your feed, even when you’re already stupidly famous from being a child star.

It’s nice to see you can never be TOO famous to jump on low hanging fruit tactics in getting seen on the internet, or you can never be too famous to reduce yourself to a titty exposing whore seeking attention even though you already have the attention.

Good thing we like tits. Makes me like Joey King better.

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2024

09

Apr

Jessica Alba’s Bikini from a Week Ago of the Day

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Jessica Alba was in a bikini and I didn’t post it because I had no idea thanks to not giving a fuck about Jessica Alba in her old age.

She was in Hawaii last week, because she’s rich as fuck thanks to doing the whole direct to consumer internet brand built on her celebrity earlier than most.

She just stepped down as CEO of her brand about 5 minutes ago because why bother working when you’ve got this fucking rich off an internet brand.

Her internet brand is publicly traded and worth 356 million dollars, with sales of 90 million per year and a net income of 1 million, which is probably creative accounting, so that 90 million dollars with 89 million dollars of expenses, only pays 200k in taxes…schemers…yeah, I’m not a fucking accountant but I googled it.

She was one of the hottest of the celebrities to jerk off to in her prime, she still looks alright with a bunch of kids shat out of her and the whole being in her 40s, but at least she’s not fat….

Now that she’s unemployed, maybe the old slag will put some more time into her stripping down for social media the way nature intended before some enterprising business guys got into her ear and showed her how much more she could be thanks to the power of digital marketing direct to consumer…

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2024

09

Apr

Paulina Porizkova’s Nude for her Birthday of the Day

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Paulina Porizkova put her dentures in for another new old lady nude shoot.

She realizes that getting naked gets people talking about her, so like the younger generation, she’s getting naked for attention.

I didn’t know who Paulina Porizkova was until she started getting naked on the internet.

As it turns out, she was a big deal in the 90s, the forgotten Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model who I don’t even remember when she was in the magazine, back when that magazine was the only place to see bitches in their bikinis before instagram killed them off…but instagram is giving her new life thanks to her nudes…

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2024

09

Apr

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny tits are titties too!

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2024

09

Apr

Amanda Holden Gets Naked on the Radio of the Day

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Amanda Holden is some slutty slag from the UK who hosts a morning show and/or Britain Has Talent..

She doesn’t wear a bra and has hard old lady nipples consistently on her social media feed, so you know she’s just packaged as a modernized geriatric Page 3 girl with smaller tits than most Page 3 girls, since Brits like tits with their news or daily topics of conversation.

She is going viral for going naked on the radio, which would be more exciting if we could see that old lady cunt dangling all dry and leathery between her legs, you know like how old lady vagina typically ages out….instead we have this bullshit.

The bit was more about tit than cunt, it was to have people draw her dude like she was a live nude model, only we didn’t see any of the nudity which defeats the fucking point of some UK Host doing a nude viral stunt…but I’ll take it.

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2024

09

Apr

Kylie Jenner’s Round Mom Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Kylie Jenner may be damaged goods at her young age, but she’s holding up alright thanks to cosmetic procedures, photoshop and whatever it takes to turn a very average looking person, even an ugly person, into something that feels like a parody or caricature of what a man finds hot….

She’s got the flat stomach despite being a mom, the big hips and the big tits, like African fertility goddess, which may be why black dudes are drawn to her and the rest of the family, but I think that has more to do with their wanting to be modern day plantation owners who can assert their power over any BBC they fuck thanks to their position in the social media world which has made them all billionaires thanks to all you retards buying into what they were selling.

As someone who has been on the internet as long as I have, seeing them game social media better than anyone else has been pretty funny, considering how unimpressive they are, but ugly chicks just try harder I guess….

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2024

09

Apr

Cristy Ren is the Instagram Of The Day

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Cristy Ren is some instagram model who apparently only started her instagram hustle in 2021. It was the pandemic years and she probably realized that staying at home was more fun than working some shit job like nursing, so she said to herself “let’s use these tits”…

It’s the age old struggle of the big titty girl, deciding whether to fully embrace and exploit the big tits like some kind of pin-up model, sex doll…or to do something more wholesome like working retail….because they’re tired of being reduced to their tits, even though their tits are the only reason anyone is going into the retail store they are working at, you know the busty cashier at the grocery store always has the biggest line of husbands buying milk and bread for the wife and kids….

I don’t know if the tits are real, or if she’s even real, she could just be AI technology which isn’t always a complement because it means she’s got that soulless, dead eye, instagram look….but you don’t have to really deal with that if you fixate on the tits, which is what I do….

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

09

Apr

Charli XCX has Some Nipples of the Day

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I only know Charli XCX because of her tits.

Charli XCX is going viral for a song….I thought she was a mall or nightclub act because I don’t pay attention but her tits have been lurking around the whole celebrity thing figuring it all out for a while.

Clearly, I wasn’t paying attention, because apparently those tits have had hits and have made lots of money in the process…

I think she lives in a 20 million dollar house from money she’s made doing this shit, before actually going viral for this shit.

This should inspire me to start a band and make some shitty music with my tits out, because I want a 20 million dollar house too…I mean, I’d be happy with a 20,000 dollar house….but you gotta dream big…but my tits aren’t as good as this…

Anyway, tits get hits, that’s what this is about, so check out who is Charli XCX is going viral for a song….showing off her tits because flashing your tits when you’ve gamed the industry is more fun that giving the finger…especially when the tits is all anyone actually cares about….unless she was giving us the finger while giving herself a fingering…but she’s not Iggy Azalea.

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2024

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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We all survived the solar eclipse, unfortunately…I guess, we’re forced to go back to everyday living….

I tried to stare at it, because I don’t believe the propaganda from the TV, if they tell you to not look at it, it’s because it’s actually good for you and lets you charge up on magical powers….

We can all agree that space is fake and gay…that what we experienced was just a fucking light show in the LED dome we live in, this world is a Disney Style ride, EPCOT CENTER motherfuckers…its’ the VEGAS dome featuring U2….motherfuckers…it’s literal HELL on earth….

Now my eyes hurt….maybe they were right…,maybe it’s diabetes….

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2024

08

Apr

Heather Graham’s Taco in Mexico of the Day

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Heather Graham is in Mexico eating tacos harder than we’d eat her mole taco if given the opportunity, even if she’s more about hosting a set of tits….

Heather Graham is an exciting set of Hollywood tits for anyone who watched movies in the late 90s or early 2000s, back when we rented movies based on the nudity in the movies, because that’s just the kind of perverts were were.

I don’t know when Boogie Nights came out, but at the time it was one of those groundbreaking movies about porn, featuring an unknown set of tits named Heather Graham….she went onto huge fame and success with those tits and was basically the Sydney Sweeney of that era, only hotter to look at.

She’s still around, still stripping down, but middled aged and clearly not into fitness or working out, but when you have tits like Heather Graham, you’re bound to have the rest of you go soft, even though she’s pretty shapeless, she is still menopausal and we’re actually just here looking at the tits…

Titty tacos….

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