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2021

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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There’s a lot of bullshit going on in the world, that’s OK, we don’t need to pay attention to it or let it get in the way of fun…because to kill ourselves would be far less interesting that to watch it all go down….and potentially implode….

I guess they’re succeeding in making the vaccinated hate the unvaccinated…run with that narrative so that when they enforce passports with the excitement of the vaccinated, who would rather hate the unvaccinated than admit they jumped the gun on new vaccine technology and are willing to commit to it like cult members, even if the logic doesn’t make sense…so anything to destroy the unvaccinated who are reminder that they trusted the government blindly and that may have been jumping the gun…maybe…

I mean I don’t fucking know what’s the right or wrong choice to make for a motherfucker, I just know that I don’t think we should be going at each other, giving the government more power to manipulate and control us, when we’re the ones who pay their fucking wages…they are supposed to work for us, they don’t, they are on another level of ruling class with their own rules…which is PRECISELY why we gotta stick together regardless of our personal medical choices…and by stick together…I mean literally together…I want all you unvaccinated dudes to fuck vaccinated girls and vice versa…our own social experiment of two groups uniting until our dicks fall off, or our impotance happens…a take on when they have Israeli and Palentinian kids play soccer together….

Free Speech is important…listen to each other, decide for yourself what is right or wrong….be an individual…I hear it can be fun….I mean you have only had sex with yourself….you should know being a lone soldier sexually for the majority of your adult life…just apply that to real life….or other aspects of your life…

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Barbara Palvin Looking Hot in a Bikini
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Olivia Culpo’s Practicing her Bikini Posing.
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Izabel Goulart’s Crazy Booty
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Dua Lipa in a Bikini
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Big Tit Girl Gets Lifted
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Sydney Sweeney is All Done Up and Looking Good
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Meet Today’s Sports Hottie!
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Olympian Goes Viral for Knitting in the Stands
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Emrata in a Sexy Dress
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Alex Caruso’s new Hot IG Model Girlfriend
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Olympic Swimmer Asked About his Third Leg
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1944 Lighter gets REstored
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Bikini Bitch Tests the Sea Scooter
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Follow Your Dreams!
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Elsa Hosk Kills it in a Bikini
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Jena Sims Shows her Cheeks at the Beach
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Crashed Russian Truck Explodes
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Worst TV Fight Scene Ever
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Birds Attack a Drone
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I don’t Know How I feel About Fright Night Drive In
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Brie Larson’s Big Boobs in the Sauna
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Dystopian Cat Videogame
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Dua Lipa’s Hot in a Bikini
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Genie Bouchard Bikinis!
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Dude Lifts His Old Wood Panel Wagon with Tarp and Shop Vac
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Staring at Strangers on Escalator Prank
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The Spanking Ass Prank
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Instagram Model Natalie Roser Gets Topless
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Christina Milian’s in a Bikini
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Model Ksenia Tsaritsina is Amazing
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Rick Astley Gets 1 Billion Views
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Lip Reading of a Woman Yelling at her Boyfriend
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Just Add Gas to this Scooter
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Bikini Model Milena is a Stunner
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Bar Refaeli’s in a Bikini in the Ocean
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Nice Bosa’s Model GF Deleted Twitter for Using the N-Word
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Man Demos Homemade Laser Bazooka
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Contractor Doesn’t Get Paid, Takes Down his WOrk….
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Fixing the TV in a Weird Way
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Nude Model Sofia on the Rocks
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Paige Spiranac Tried Tennis
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Candice Swanepoel Shows Off her Tanlines
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Bella Hadid Takes her Nipples to the Streets
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Some Chick Named Chiara Aurelia in a Photoshoot
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Lady Gaga is Back to her Old Weirdly Dressed Ugly Self
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Rihanna in a TUbe Top
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Megan Fox Cleavage
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Barbaa Dunkleman in a Photoshoot
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Ava Philippe’s Mom Just Got Paid 900 Million Dollars
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Paris Berelc in a Bikini on Beach
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Sofia Resing Cleavage
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Sofia Richie in Jeans
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ROwan Blanchard on the Streets
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Lais Ribeiro’s Tits are Huge
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Kendall Jenner in Bike Shorts
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High Energy Squirt
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Hot Big Titty Girl with Braces and Tanlines Flashes her Big Tits
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A Discomfort Zone
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What’s Up with Japan
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Ultimate TikTok Transition
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Hot Reddit amateur
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Classy Bitch Finds a Toilet
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Mashup Madness
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Big Bush Squirts
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Big Titty Jiggle
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The Discomfort Zone
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23 People Having a Shity Day
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Eating Watermelon
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Girls with Hard Nipples
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They Call THis Misfit Memes
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Outdoor Titty Show
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At Home Pole Dancing Strippers Show a Good Trick
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Small Girls – the Gallery
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MENTAL MONDAYS!
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Pierced Clit Meets Dildo
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A Bunch of Booty
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Athletes to Jack Off To
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Redhead’s Got a Toy in her Ass
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Nude Model with a Dildo
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The BEst Way to Watch TV
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Hot Blonde Chick’s Nude Shoot
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Big Ass on a Dildo Ride
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Fingers in the Ass
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Big Tits Posing in Lingerie
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Romantic Lingerie Squirt
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Amateur Fuck
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Fillizg the Bath
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Asshole Winks
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Amateur Sex!
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Best Passenger Ever
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2021

Aug

Bella Thorne Topless in a Thong of the Day

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Bella Thorne is the bridging of mainstream and pornography, because that’s the only way to make any noise amongst a bunch of idiot perverts who are mindless retards thanks to being raised on the shitty internet…it’s a social experiment gone wrong, obviously….and it should have been regulated from day one, maybe give people 20 minutes of internet time a day, instead of whatever they’ve created, because the average person can’t handle the power of it…not that they don’t control our access to the internet anyway, I mean it’s pretty obvious that everything is controlled and even Bella Thorne being this Disney Porn Princess is something we can assume her team put her up to because they need a voice of the generation….they have too much invested in her to let her be an independent…

So her running OnlyFans, hanging with porn chicks, producing low level porn all while maintaining a mainstream career is just strategic…

I am not against the bridging of mainstream and porn, I just felt that making porn more cinematic and making hollywood sex real was the way to go….but instead we just have smut everywhere…and I don’t mind because I am a pervert…but a sophisticated pervert who knows how to navigate this shit…

All this to say, here are her big round tits, and her thong ass…because she’s great, no matter who is guiding her, she is an actor after all and this is a character in the movie that is the internet…right.

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2021

Aug

Camila Cabello Bikini of the Day

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Camila Cabello is some Cuban girl who rolled in on a raft because her family hated communism and wanted to live the American dream, so when they arrived in florida, they drove up to Disney and dropped her off for them to figure out how to best utilize her…and they chose “girl pop group”…..but I could be wrong, my unauthorized Cabello biography, could be all bullshit since I don’t trust anything I read, so I make my own storyline…

What I do know for sure is that there are rumors she was pregnant with her Gay Canadian boyfriend, but as it turns out she’s just fat..

This bikini selfie is one of empowering, or one from an angle she can stomach, because you can’t see how big her stomach is, with a few optical illusions like string bikinis pulled up to her neck, she’s got that hourglass figure ladies COVET…not COVID…

Anyway, this is a very calculated bikini selfie and it’s doing its best…as it does typical girl attention seeking by getting half naked…and fat or not, even though fat is gross, it’s still a shameless bikini selfie, to reduce her to nothing by an attention seeking body, despite being a best selling songstress, because they like to take talent and basically reduce it to fucking shit…I am not saying she’s talented, I am saying she’s shit, but potentially could do meaningful shi

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2021

Aug

Dove Cameron Upskirt of the Day

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Dove Cameron’s a Disney kid sacrifice to the demons that run Hollywood, which is probably why her pictures are always fucking creepy, but I guess if you look at any celebrity with the context that they are soulless puppets working for handlers and an evil agenda, all their attention seeking content becomes creepy…especially when it’s child stars….a 20 year old starlet selling her soul is far less depressing as kids being forced into this shit by evil fucking people who are their “parents”….

There’s a level of darkness and weirdness around this one, and not just because she’s mangled her face with face injections, but because all of her pictures on her instagram feed look fucking medicated and suicidal…but I guess an industry can destroy a bitch…and I’ll stare at her legs in some very high heels cuz I am a pervert and don’t care about these people’s personal demons…

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2021

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

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It’s MILF MONDAY….because MILFs are attention seeking sluts trying to prove that they didn’t throw their vaginas in the trash when they treated it like it was trash, by shitting out some parasite human out of it, instead of fucking dildos like a normal new generation empty souled pervert who lives alone, but doesn’t feel alone, because 1000 dudes jack off to their live nude shows…

As much as I hate MILFs as a concept, you know a woman ruining her fucking life for the sake of procreation like some kind of psychopath….MILFS are a lot younger than me, and I’d rather see them struggling to be hot, knowing they sold off their sex appeal for child birth, so they try harder to trick us into thinking they are worthy….it’s that insecurity they pretend is a blessing or gift…despite the whole pregnancy thing not happening through immaculate conception and the kids is just as unimpressive as all the other kids…attached to screens, not able to formualate their own thoughts, potentially being pushed into gender re-assignment by the age of 6, so that like their tits, their moms can exploit them on social media for a better life…

As a stepfather, I’ve experienced MILF, but it was more a MILNF, because I only got into this mess for free rent from a fat lady with no standards, the way nature intended….but I’ve experienced MOMs and as much as you like to hope they are maternal and will care for you like you mom never did, since she died of AIDS in Mexico when you were just 2-3 years old, that hooker, it doesn’t really workout like that.

As a pervert, these moms are for the most part under the age of 40….so when you’re on the old side of MILF cuz girls your age are grandmas…MILFs aren’t so bad…just the concept of MILF is.

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2021

Aug

Sarah Michelle Gellar Sexy of the Day

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Sarah Michelle Gellar is in a one-piece bathing suit, or lingerie outfit for old ladies, because maybe her and Freddie Prinze have a sex night lined up, you know married couples and their making an event out of sex night….

At least that’s assuming that celebs are like the suburban married couples who see fucking their significant other as a chore. I used to say that even Cindy Crawford’s husband gets bored of her, so he goes off an fucks George Clooney instead, but that analogy is a little dated, I’ve been doing this site a long time….I guess you could replace Cindy Crawford with the hot chick of now, but we know that the hot chicks of now are not traditional monogamists, they’ve all grown up on porn and like fucking everyone, and can’t get a relationship to get in the way of that…I guess…

We probably shouldn’t assume celebs are like traditional married couples since they are all self involved, have a lot of time on their hands, coupled with deep rooted perversions from being in the industry, I mean how do you think they get famous in the first place, fucking the right guy….even though she got her start at the age of 5….that’s just how it works perverts…

I don’t know these people. I didn’t watch Buffy. The people who were loyal buffy fans weirded me out…Sarah Michelle Gellar is old but I’ll still stare at her mom tits, it is MILF MONDAY after all….

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2021

Aug

Elizabeth Banks Cleavage of the Day

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Elizabeth Banks is the near 50 year old potential billionaire, because I know Pitch Perfect as a franchise that she created made far more than one billion dollars across all their movies, and I’m sure that she’s cashed the fuck in hard on it, maybe 20 percent of the movie’s earning are kicked back to her, and she created it, she should get the money, but instead of just taking the money and fucking off, she’s likely still producing and creating more shit, since she’s industry and has had a win, which means these people will throw money at her to make other hits….it’s a cycle….that she doesn’t get in the way of posting sleazy pics to social media to pretend she’s not 47….

It’s pretty funny to see celebs of all ages embrace social media like low level teens trying to get famous, it’s like these are fucking adults, rich adults, who are just so into attention, they need to produce and share this smut instead of fucking off, or just living a peaceful life off of social media…

I guess being a soulless puppet makes it easy to be an attentions seeking “influencer” celebrity using influencer tactics…and here’s some OLD as shit cleavage you should be grossed out by just based on their age…

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2021

Aug

Francia Raisa Bikini of the Day

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I don’t write memes, because my jokes are long winded and I get lost in them and they end up not being funny at all, but the intention is there and that should be rewarded, especially in this society….AT LEAST I TRIED.

If I was to write a Meme to this it’d be “Gives Selena Gomez a Kidney Once”….

Because Francia gave Selena Gomez a Kidney, and has apparently not let that impact her alcoholism, or even her thich ass thighs and ass, because this bitch is built like the A&W bear as it slow motion walks towards us in a skimpy bikini.

I actualyl call this body the Instagram body, because so many of the girls on isntagra are what you’d call fat chicks 20 years ago, but for whatever reason, tehy manage to keep a pretty small midsection but their hips down are huge….you see it all the time, clearly hormones in the food, and despite sacrificing her kidney for EVIL Disney agendas like keeping Selena Gomez alive, which I don’t think really backed out for her like it should have….but she’s still on a boat in the tropics somewhere, so I guess it worked out alright…and for that reason alone, you should masturbate to her waddle. She’s a survivor, or maybe just an Organ Farm for the rich and famous, both are more important than you…..

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2021

Aug

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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It’s Medical Worker Monday….which is part of the 2020 plan…that we all know was planned a long time ago….but I didn’t have the energy to dig to do my daily galleries like I was an actual men’s site that makes millions of dollars a year…

I am the kind of person repulsed by hospitals, so even pre-COVID, I thought the hospital was the grossest place in the world. If I had to go to a hospital to get a herpes scab chipped off, or whatever, I’d walk around with my shirt over my face, which as it turns out is as effective as a mask….not effective at all.

So the idea that these women were boldly getting naked on the job, was also repulsive and that was BEFORE the pandemic, when these people who I guess are unionized, and can’t get fired, especially now that there’s a pandemic, would get naked.

So now that we’re 1.5 years or more into the pandemic, the ladies of medical work are still getting naked, more now than ever, I guess premium content money is great when you’re positioned as a HERO….you’d have to be a real asshole to hate on the “FRONTLINE HEROES”…if anything, you should throw money at them when you see them….which reminds me that I should have dressed like a nurse to panhandle the last year, I would have CASHED the fuck in off the sympathy of the masses.

The funny thing is the nurses aren’t getting fired for getting naked, so long as they are complicit with the storyline….but they are getting fired if they protest the narrative being pushed, even if they are on the frontlines and see the truth…

The other funny thing is that the media won over the medical workers by hyping them up, but now they are all being forced to vaccinate, because they’re “heroes” who can’t make medical decisions for themselves, let the government decide what goes into your body, even if you’re medical expertise, I mean you’re a medical worker…tells a different story…maybe because you’ve had COVID and thus antibodies, maybe because you worked in the COVID ward and never got COVID…or maybe because you know we’re all a bunch of fucking slaves…

So whether you’re into medical workers who get naked, or medical workers who stand up to the pressure being put on them by evil, or if you think medical workers should get mandated vaccines because you’re a piece of shit, here are a bunch of medical workers being slutty..

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2021

Aug

Asia Argento Nude of the Day

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Asia Argenta is the satanist who potentially killed Anthony Bourdain….and she’s posing naked for some old religious artwork, which you know is some sort of satanist symbolism….but that I don’t bother looking too far into.

She’s posting her old lady, overly tattooed, creepy as fuck ass naked, to remind you what an ass so good it kills a motherfucker, like Bourdain, who basically lived the best fucking life you could imagine…traveling the world, hanging with cool people locally, eating weird and next level foods, all paid for by evil CNN, I mean good fucking deal…but when a demon convinces you to jerk off with your bathrobe around your neck for masturbation purposes to provide the body for Epstein’s hanging death, you know it’s all part of a master plan…

The story they are saying pushed him to kill himself, was that she mind fucked him so hard, that he saw paparazzi pics of her with another dude and it was too much for him to handle, which is pretty humiliating, because if you kill yourself over a bitch, especially an old weathered spoiled rich kid bitch, when there are so many bitches out there, your’e a fucking loser….

I don’t care how good you think her ass is, there are plenty asses as good, or better, that aren’t old as shit, who don’t try to mind fuck you to death….and the fact it worked on that guy is just fucking crazy, assuming he didn’t fake his death, which is always possible, I don’t believe anything.

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