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2019

25

Mar

Charlotte McKinney Naked of the Day

Charlotte McKinney Naked of the Day

Charlotte McKinney’s tits are a huge deal, to her, to her relevance, to her personal brand, to her audience, to her celebrity, which isn’t that much of a celebrity but it could eventually be a celebrity, I mean she’s got big natural tits she’s willing to show off….and build a career off of….

Today…those tits, that I don’t remember seeing fully naked before, but I don’t really pay attention, I post and move on, have made an appearance, a big reveal…and it’s a lot of fun for all those involved, or at least fun for me, cuz I am a hermit loner and the only person involved in anything I do, and I’m also not really the best person to use as an example of general consensus, but I figure I like seeing tits let out of their tops, after years of seeing the tits make a bitch money….and I’m sure every other pervert out there does too….cuz natural tits…exposed tits…great times had by all.

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2019

25

Mar

Samantha Hoopes Sex Tape of the Day

Samantha Hoopes is some stripper looking 45 year old looking…fake tits on a skinny frame with the face injections looking….basic white girl in LA living that Sugar Baby life…with rich men who like that she did Sports Illustrated a few times….in a career that started with SI and ended with SI and that has been pretty fucking quiet ever since….

So it makes sense that she’d leak these nude clips from her phone, a best of reel, of her perviest shit…cuz watching people fuck…is what we like…even more so when they are models….even if they look like 45 year old strippers making the move to Sex Work….instead of what actual models should look like….

Thems some Bolt On Titties if I’ve ever seen any….

I do remember a time when releasing a sex tape came with hype and made you money…people are so dumb to not do things the right way…commercialize this shit…it’s like when I find out girls film their first porn scene and it’s an anal scene…are they nuts…you gotta build up on it man…

Throwing it out there like this is just flimsy and bad marketing…even though we are all reminded of Samantha Hoopes’ existence. Which I guess is the whole point.

This is the way to get people to notice and care….

The pic of the dog licking cum off her is a sign of the times we live in…everyone’s a fucking vile and disgusting pervert….I thought I’d be more excited about this…but I preferred when sluts were more secretive and discreet…

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2019

25

Mar

Miley Cyrus Nipple Bikini of the Day

Miley Cyrus Nipple Bikini

Miley Cyrus’ showing part of her nipple in a bikini, which is disappointing since we’ve all seen her full fucking pussy, clit and all, back when she was out there promoting the new Miley Cyrus in a “I ain’t no Disney Hannah Montana No More”….bullshit rich kid, pretending to be a wholeseome country girl, basically ripping off the entire Tumblr Community with her aesthetic, making that mainstream and inspiring so many mainstream girls with no opinion of their own to get naked too….normalize that shit so everyone’s out there flashing cunt. Brilliant….

What isn’t brilliant is when the lie is called and we all know the reality that she’s just a wave jacker, not an original mind….who wears bikinis like basic white…not clown masks and platform boots with her twat out..cuz she is a basic white girl….

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2019

25

Mar

Mel B Fucked Ginger Spice of the Day

Mel B Fucked Ginger Spice

In CLICKBAIT NEWS…. MEL B HAS REVEALED THAT SHE HAD SEX WITH GINGER SPICE BACK IN THE 90s …which means all your spice girl dreams have come true…22 years later…knowing that stripper Ginger, who we’ve seen naked in her early work as a nude model…and Mel B the hard nipples in their first video, who at the time were the two hottest of the Spice Girls…have eaten each other’s cunts, or scissored, like lesbians do…but didn’t stay lesbian cuz lesbianism is a myth, it’s just masturbation with friends…and anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

It’s a big story, it’s big news, the media is loving it and despite avoiding all stories, since I don’t feel like a reporter or journalist, even though I wouldn’t mind being one if I wasn’t so lazy….I’ve decided to post it….

Look at me, growing up into a Media Empire posting news that was probably on Daily Mail 4 days ago.




Mel B Fucked Ginger Spice

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2019

25

Mar

Fiona Gubelmann Nipples for TV of the Day

Fiona Gubelmann fucking for TV

Fiona Gubelmann is an actress, but her name sounds like someone excited for thanksgiving dinner….you know ready to gobble up the meal….gobble gobble…

Her name doesn’t sound familiar though..but it is one of those moments where you may want to take Olivia Wilde’s lead and give yourself a stage name…

The history of Hollywood is based on Jewish people giving themselves non Jewish names to manipulate the media and the audience into not being racist against them….because the audience was racist against them….if they knew what they were dealing with….it was America after all…and the changing of the name didn’t compromise anything for anyone, it was just basic marketing to not alienate yourself….and to let your true self not be lost in superficial shit with a name…..

She’s out there with her tits out for TV…but not out there with some fucking name that makes her tits for TV more appealing….

Strippers have been doing it forever, built that character, that celebrity version of yourself…no one cares about GUBELMANN….give us something hotter to fall into….basic fucking marketing…that clearly she understands since her tits are out…no one needs to be faced with the name GUBELMANN when looking at tits…Seriously.

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2019

25

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Still Trying to be Hot of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Trying To Be Hot 1

Ireland Baldwin called her a pig when she was a little kid. It was a public statement that was released during his divorce to her mom Kim Bassinger…and it circulated around the world in an era when calling a woman, and a little girl a pig, didn’t ruin your career. He went on unscathed to play Donald Trump on SNL…amongst other hit roles in hit shows making stupid money….even though you’d think if he was to do that today…he’d be blacklisted…even if you look at Ireland Baldwin in these slutty content pics she’s been producing to get noticed…because even at 6 foot 5 and 240 lbs….she has a hard time getting noticed….you’d have think maybe her dad, who knows her best, was speaking truths and facts…and she is the pig he said she was…I mean that’s the story these pics are telling me…and pics don’t lie…unless they are slutty selfies on instagram which they are probably a lie thanks to photo retouching apps that help girls recreate their body shape.

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2019

25

Mar

Kendall Jenner Bikini of the Day

I got my twitter suspended because I made a comment about trans people not being women, but being dudes who cut off their genitals doing their best woman impression, and the whole thing is pretty offensive for women, to allow a man to think the complexities that make her a woman are as simple as not having a dick….it’s undermining and reducing the beauty of womanhood by some people with mental illness claiming to be a woman….I believe that is a FACTUAL statement…and twitter I guess wants no transphobia, when I am not transphobic, I just don’t think trans and being an actual woman are the same thing….

I don’t buy into Kendall Jenner’s dad cutting off his dick and all of a sudden being a woman….

I think there are so many levels of disgusting to the kardashian / jenner empire and that is one aspect..

That’s not even the whole point of the post, the point is I created a new twitter – not that anyone cares – called @drunkenstepfat ….and the first recommendations they sent me were Kim K and the Jenners…based on nothing at all other than that they are the clickbait that all platforms rely on to stay in business I guess…or they have a deal to keep the relevant…and the whole thing annoys me so much I can’t appreciate Kendall’s young, fit, plastic surgery body backlit so I don’t need to see her cunt face…

Garbage is Garbage is Garbage…

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2019

25

Mar

Katy Perry Cameltoe of the Day

Katy Perry Cameltoe

Katy Perry is looking like a Twink from the late 80s who just found out he got The Gay Cancer…too fat to be full blown AIDS…but he just found out about the Gay Cancer….there’s plenty of time left for him to waste away…

You see, this bitch looks unhealthy, sloppy and out of shape…dumpy in her athletic pants that she’s clearly not wearing cuz she’s athletic….a popstar who was really fucking lucky to have a career..thanks to a viral song that happened at the right time and a series of moves that kept her earning….

It’s a story of the least compelling act, with the lowest level of talent, from an inability to sing and dance…to a look an style that was really just badly executed…who thanks to the naivety of the audience…the stupidity of the audience…the lack of taste of the audience…was able to cash the fuck in….

I will never understand her celebrity…and I will never believe she has a vagina…cuz it’s against my policy to think of ugly thing sexually, at least on the internet…in person…I’d stick my dick in dock shit if I had to….and I have had to. You know…in order to cum.

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2019

25

Mar

Irina Shayk Almost Naked for Glamour Italia of the Day

Irin Shayk Almost Nude for Glamour Italia

I don’t know why Irina Shayk’s nipples are aiming in different directions, like some cockeyed retard with brain damage…

I just know that despite having sold herself off to Brad Cooper…Irina Shayk is still one of the hottest models out of Russia – as far as I’m concerned.

She’s old, she’s a mom, she’s probably had a lot of work done, lots of face injections, probably not entirely a naturally hot Russian model…but she climbed her way out of communism…through the Siberian mountains…or maybe it was by fucking some Portuguese Soccer Player…either way…she made it to America. Did Sports Illustrated and then finally existed in the world…so Brad Cooper, some whining bitch of a celebrity manipulated her in and as a Russian who doesn’t know better, I mean they used to wait in line for black market Levis Jeans..she figured he was a good option to breed with and secure her future. Smart Russian…they are trained spies and know how to manipulate men with their vaginas…they were bred that way and the ones who didn’t excel were killed off…leaving us with great Fem Bots like Irina Shayk….and her cockeyed drunk retard nipples.

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2019

25

Mar

Sailor Brinkley Cook Self Breast Exam of the Day

Sailor Brinkley Cook Self Breast Exam Bikini

Sailor Brinkley Cook is a fine example of diluted genetics thanks to the hot mom marrying rich ugly dude who charmed her with his money….lifestyle and kindness…because dude was an earner and ready to buy himself a model wife after years of hard work and buying everything else for himself…

Sailor Brinkley Cook is skinny, she’s in a bikini often, but she isn’t hot…and we can collectively blame her mother for that…

Already rich Christie Brinkley didn’t think to just be satisfied with all her money, and breed with someone who would create a good looking child…she was instead charmed by the money…and forced to create this…

Diluted Genetics…but she’s rich and will be fine..not everyone is cut out to be a model, not everyone needs to be a model to feel good about themselves, some people are fine looking average at best, knowing their piss is worth more than you, without ever having to work a day in their life.

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