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2024

05

Dec

Rihanna On All Fours in her Underwear for her Underwear Brand of the Day

Yeah, Rihanna was totally not human trafficked to America as a broke-ass 14 year old from Barbados,

It’s totally standard for a 14 year old from Barbados to apply for all her proper visas to make it to America as an underaged aspiring singer.

There’s no way that she was just conditioned and used as a slave or pawn in their evil Satanic industry….to push there message and to generate a lot of money everyone involved….all while pushing the satantic agenda and imagery….

Looking at an old fat Rihanna whoring herself like a common prostitute to push her panty brand makes me think she may be a common prostitute or at the very least a girl who does what she’s told….because she is a mother and doesn’t need to crawl around in her underwear…so either it’s choice, because shameless attention seeking…or she’s under firm instructions…

Either way, I’ll watch a bitch crawl around on all fours like a dog, because I am a misogynist, but really if the whore doesn’t respect herself, do you have to respect the whore…it’s a chicken / egg situation…

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2024

05

Dec

Salma Hayek Titty Show of the Day

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Salma Hayek is old as shit but still has her tits, unlike many women her age who have died of Breast Cancer.

She is showing off her tits, like she’s mocking those women who have died of breast cancer, because she can.

These billionaire wives are typically asshole showoffs, throw in a hollywood career and I can’t imagine them being any kinder, throw in escaping Mexico, where I am sure her family were very rich and you just know she’s an asshole….and bragging about her tits is hardly the WORST of what she does.

However, we like a good set of tits.

If you like a good set of tits, put your hands up.

If you like BIG TITS jump up and down…

We’ll do anything for the tit, so even old cunty behavior that comes with tits, doesn’t get in the way of our coming to tits…

It’s basic science really.

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2024

05

Dec

Miley Cyrus Edit of the Day

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I don’t know what this THROWBACK THURSDAY MIley Cyrus edit is all about, but I do know that this version of Miley Cyrus’ alter ego is one of the better ones…

So as we reflect on our lives this holiday season, we should also reflect on the lives of Disney Kids turned shameless whores before the world turned on shameless whores and turned them into OnlyFans millionaires….you know…a simpler time…

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2024

05

Dec

Kiernan Shipka’s Erotica of the Day

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I said that Kiernan Shipka (i before e except after shut the fuck up voice in my head)…..was being marketed as some sort of sex pot, sex kitten….basically levelling up her position in the cesspool they call hollywood by being a personality dudes want to fuck….since prior to this she was a kid on Mad Men.

In efforts to make her that personality dudes what to fuck, they’ve got her in her underwear for a recent movie, looking like she’s snorting lines of cum while getting rocked from behind by a huge nerdy dragon horse cock shaped dildo the weird elf ear girls of REDDIT use…

But maybe I’m the weird one looking into this wrong…

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2024

05

Dec

Selena Gomez is Built Like a School Bus of the Day

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Be sure to keep old KIDNEY FAILURE over here, rocking that LUPUS gut away from the HOLIDAY cookies these season…

Bitch looks like a fucking tank…

Maybe she’s pregnant with that ratty looking rat of a dude, which is possible, or maybe she’s just a fat fuck who sits around eating her feelings to avoid looking at that ratty looking rat of a dude she’s decided to spend her low life expectancy due to LUPUS life with…

Either way, she’s in a fancy dress and there may be at least one dude who jerks off to her outside of BIEBER when he’s revisiting the years she ALLEGEDLY statutory raped him after he ALLEGEDLY learned all the ASS eating Tricks from Diddy…memories of a time before Stephen Baldwin Jr’s pussy…

Maybe you like your celebrity women looking like school busses that GLITTER….makes the idea of riding a field trip…

Maybe she’s not even that fat by the standards of FAT america….the WALMART line pulls more OBESITY than this….

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2024

05

Dec

Fat Charli XCX’s Belly Hangs Over her Panties of the Day

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Charli XCX had the song of the summer, some shit about being a brat that even politicians used in their campaigns because they thought it would resonate with the mindless retards of the internet, since they really don’t think very highly of you…clearly they are non-human freaks who don’t get that most people have brains and just because they like a shitty song or comment a lyric from a shitty song…or repost a meme from the shitty song…BRAT….doesn’t mean that’s the way to our fucking hearts…THERE ARE REAL ISSUES out there you scumbags, show some respect you work for us.

Anyway, that being said, XCX clearly sucked the right devil dick hard enough to matter in the industry, they said “hey fat tits, you can be our hero baby”…and she stepped up to the task.

Thanks to body positivity and inclusivity, the girl who was always a little chubby, is looking legit fat fuck, with her gut hanging over her panties…

The gut always catches up to the big tits when girl hits 40….which I assume XCX is….

Clearly she’s enjoying the fruits of her labor by ordering TWO mains at dinner now that she can afford it….and where there is over eating, there’s giant shits….so gut over panties in the front, lead to shit stains on the panty in the back….making this an inspiring vile content piece…

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2024

05

Dec

Inspecting Renee Olstead’s Genitals of the Day

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Renee Olstead is like a Maitland Ward. She’s a red headed celebrity who at one time had a lot of hype in her industry.

Seriously, Maitland Ward in all her digusting old lady porn glory was a celebrated TGIF star after being a Disney Kid.

Olstead, not entirely the same storyline was also on a Teen Show and even recorded a Jazz Album with David Foster, Kathering McPhee’s billionaire pervert producing husband behind many shitty but HUGE songs..the once stepfather to the HADID sisters, that current father of that reality show Erin Foster who has gone onto write some celebrated TV show about a Rabbi who fucks…

POINT being, industry vixen with red hair turned SPREAD PUSSY.

I dig it.

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2024

05

Dec

Megan Fox Demonic Child in Womb Video of the Day

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It’s safe to say that Megan Fox is some Satanic Demon who they ousted from their Hollywood inner-circle after she offended one of the higher up priests of their organization, I think it was Spielberg and Michael Bay due to Transformers but I can’t be bothered to google it.

She attempted a comeback the last few years, by looking more trans than she’s ever looked, only this time she did it was Machine Gun Kelly, the porn star fucker, instead of David from 90210 the HOMOSEXUAL.

She’s now pregnant at 50, believable really…because she just has that healthy glow to her….

Clearly, it’s a pregnancy suit, or at least a demonic baby put up inside her like some Rosemary Baby shit…

Because even the content she produces around her pregnancy seems like some kind of ritual, but maybe I’m just over thinking it.

That point is you’re into pregnant chicks sucking and fucking and showing off the milk filled tits, whether they are women or dudes pretending to be women…IRRELEVANT….whether they are old, weathered and most likely barren from all the dirty cock disease the womb has ingested in it’s lifetime of being a Hollywood pussy people want to fuck….whether it’s a real baby, a pregnancy belly, or a demon growing that they’ll release to the world or have a blood sacrifice for….we’re into tits.

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2024

04

Dec

Make Happy Holidays Merry Christmas Again T-Shirt of the Day

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Here’s a very important shirt for all you Jesus lovers out there.

There has been an attack one of the most holiest of days in Christianity, the birth of your lord and savior, the king of kings.

Which is why you need to get yourself a shirt.

Redeem yourself from giving into the influence of the satanic WOKE agenda, that made you feel like a bad person for saying “Merry Christmas”…which for anyone into CHRISTMAS is just celebrating the most WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR…

Redeem yourself by letting people know that you aren’t down with the gayness of the WOKE mob who tricked you with their sorcery….

It’s not mean, insensitive or offensive to people when you say MERRY CHRISTMAS.

They wanted you to think it is, but it’s a fucking celebration of the birth of Christ, but these satanists do all they can to confuse you and trick you and play off the fact that you’re a good person.

GET YOURSELF A SHIRT FOOLS! GET 10!

Buy one for everyone you know…but 10 for everyone you know!

Don’t let SATAN win! Celebrate Christmas.

BUY YOURS NOW

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2024

04

Dec

Kiernan Shipka Brings the Boners of the Day

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Kernal Shipka is on a bit of a hustle. She’s getting labeled top 30 under 30 in Hollywood, not that that means anything since Hollywood is pretty fucking dead, even if people mindlessly stream bullshit content, no one is actively passionate or committed to the Hollywood cause, like they used to be.

We the people realize that celebrities are overrated bullshit that have been marketed to us.

We the people realize that there’s nothing special about these people and the way they are coddled and put on display like they are some fine work of art is retarded.

We the people realize the girl working the local deli is usually hotter than the trash that they feed us….the fast food in human form…..just attach yourself to the SLOP PIPE like an animal, probably a sheep, in a commercial meat farm….

We the people realize that acting isn’t an art form and the people who say it is are actors…

I mean how can anyone take an actor, who spends their life acting seriously…besides the dick sucks in the industry, or the brains making all the money off this spell of MOVING PICTURES…..

But at the same time, we the people like tits, and Keirnan is being marketed as the tits, despite not having tits, and being small breasted and skinny….

She was recently in some movie where she is in her underwear and sexting, targeting Gen Z…

So for those of you who didn’t jerk off to her in MAD MEN, which I hope is all of you, and who waited until she was older like in the Sabrina the Teenage Witch CW YEARS, she has landed, or has been gently placed by her handlers in a place you can jerk off to her with ease….because they are packaging her as the hot chick.

She was recently in COSMO….this is the video circulating:

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