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2018

23

Apr

Kendall Jenner Thong Bikini Rolling Around in the Grass for Attention of the Day

I hate all things Kardashian, as does the rest of the world, yet they manage to keep throwing money at these idiots, where even the biggest bottom feeder of the family gets 150k to do one instagram story, because they just have that much influence on what people buy and it’s crazy….but they are smart…if just posting nonsense about yourself is considered smart…they get a lot of money without doing much work…so I guess that makes it a win.

The only decent one to look at is Kendall Jenner, the daughter of a tranny, the athletic figured body, that’s still been jacked up but not to the same degree as the rest of them, and her shamelessness on social media is likely scheduled by her team “OK post a titty pic today, then an ass pic on Monday to start the week”…all based on analytics and the best time to post cuz there’s a team behind this empire, a whole bunch of people knee deep in analytics that allow garbage like this to exist..

The only hope I have is that while rolling in the sand…she rolled through dog shit…assuming this is at Kim’s home, where the yard if full of dog shit, since they house trained her as a puppy it’s been hard to get used to a toilet for her…

Right?

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2018

23

Apr

Bella Hadid Knows that Tits get Hits of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a “top” model, paid huge by all the brands, yet not even being hot…just a strategic use of stylist, plastic surgery, rich parents who know how to do marketing, a sister who had a little more hope paving the way for the ugly duckling sister that has proved everyone wrong, thanks to marketing…and here she is now…celebrating with a titty flash pic that is like she’s on Girls Gone Wild, the caliber of show she was meant for, but instead seen as edgy and fashionable, thanks to the lie that social media creates…

She censored her nipples, because she can be a silly college looking girl on Spring Break in concept for her self-documenting art…but she can’t just pull the nipples out that’d be shameless…while this is just making social commendary or whatever…who cares.

More bikini? Okay…

Here she is with her alleged rapey dad who loves low level models who need to get their rent paid…because it allows him to fuck them…

HERE IS HER SISTER GIGI FOR VOGUE JAPAN

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2018

23

Apr

Ariel Winter’s Tits Shop at Costco of the Day

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Ariel Winter’s got her tits out for who the fuck even cares…this is her move, as it should be, because tits get hits, we like tits, and when your tits are all you have going for you, even after you’ve tried to murder them through tit reduction surgery, yet they still help carry her…along with a huge TV show gig that she’s had since she was 10…

Point being, she’s good at putting them tits out there, and here are her tits out there…not necessarily good but she’s doing the best she can…

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Here she is at COSTCO.. in leggings being human like the rest of us, into the great deals like the rest of us, maybe getting paid because Amazon is putting Costco out of business…all suburban…

I will assume she’s buying enough toilet paper to last her a day – all that food she’s eating has got to go somewhere…or maybe it’s just to stock up for her emotional eating thanks to trauma induced as a young girl being thrown into show business…

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2018

23

Apr

Mel B Nipples and Scars of the Day

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If seeing Mel B, Scary Spice and her scary tits, that at one point in her life were hot tits, but that I guess she’s had rebuilt a few times after childbirth and getting old as fuck tits, that shouldn’t be exposed tits….but that are exposed tits…doesn’t turn you on…you are a crazy person…

Because there is nothing hotter than a set of bold on tits, topless tanning because that’s what you do for the paparazzi when you either want attention, or you don’t give a fuck about being seen topless cuz you’ve pulled off your series of scams, you’re rich and you’re just living your baby momma of Eddie Murphy’s baby life..

I come from an era of the fake tit, put that Plastic in your skin despite it being plastic, not the era of “I don’t drink out of plastic bottles”…so I like a good fake tits, even if I’ve only had sex with one set of fake tits, and have touched thousands of fake tits, and spent time hating on fake tits…it still feels nostalgic to see…but maybe it’s just nostalgic because of the ancient relic of pop culture who is topless in the pics…

Posted in:Mel B|Mel B - Scary Spice

2018

23

Apr

Sofia Richie Tits of the Day

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Sofia Richie is one of the low level rich kids trying to mooch off celebrity of other rich kids to get a celebrity of her own…just like her sister, even though her sister isn’t her BIOLOGICAL sister, she’s still on the same trust fund…and while Kim Kardashian mooched off Paris Hilton, like Nicole Richie Mooched of Paris Hilton, this one is Mooching off Scott Disick, the dude who Mooched off Kourtney Kardashian and made babies in her, while Kourtney Mooched off of Kim Kardashian, in efforts to help build the family marketing company, because Kim alone couldn’t carry a show after her porno tape, she needed her whole family involved to humanize her and them, even if they are the worst humans possible…

I guess what I am saying is that this world is all incestual, insular, one big fuck each other to elevate us all and make us all richer…

And here’s little richer Richie with her tits in a tank top…tits that get cummed on by old dudes like the daddy issues you’d expect her to have..

MORE PICS OF HER PRETENDING TO BE GROWN CLICK HERE

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2018

23

Apr

Vanessa Morgan Titties of the Day

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Vanessa Morgan is the Canadian on Riverdale, because it is produced in Vancouver and by law or to get all their tax credits they need to have Canadian crew and some Canadian actors, it’s how Canada basically takes it up the ass by America to get some money and an industry in Canada…where everything is 20 percent cheaper…

Well, it works out for some people, like the actors who would NEVER make it in the USA if they just went to the USA to audition, they would never cut through all the American stage parents whoring out their kids, while in Canada, there’s less competition, especially for black people, look at Drake…so you get cast on a big USA show, like Riverdale…and all of a sudden you matter to the fucking world…even though Riverdale is shit…

So this girl, if you haven’t seen the show like the pervert you are, is the lesbian who bangs Cheryl Blossom….the edgy Serpent who banged Jughead..I guess just out there living her best black girl in Riverdale life…fucking all the white people…

The point is that even with inclusion, TV is racist…the other point is that even with a shitty TV show…horribly written garbage…people watch…including me…and I don’t even find any of the cast hot..

But I don’t mind their titties on Social media.

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Morgan

2018

23

Apr

Bella Thorne Boring Bikini of the Day

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Bella Thorne is making a lot of money, because she’s the new “It” girl, whatever the fuck that means, I assume it’s got something to do with being relevant to the masses of her generation, like a Vine star, so that when the idiots who follow her because they find her fun, edgy, interesting, unpredictable, or even “REAL” despite having no soul, not being real, or authentic, but rather just a trained puppet by disney to manipulate the retards to buy her bullshit…

But the good news is that in the process she’s got a young fit body and some tits…all while having a good time being as ridiculous as she can because why not, that’s what instagram likes..and likes on instagram means fame, fortune, and success for what would otherwise be some broken disney kid on the outs…

HERE SHE IS WITH HER DOG…named Tampon….call Animal Rescue…

Here she is TONGUING some TRICK who lets her because MOOCH off what is famous and successful…it’s key to yourself being famous and successful all without being whored out by the parents at a young age…

HERE SHE IS FOR 420 DAWG…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2018

23

Apr

Brooke Burke’s Cougar Cameltoe of the Day

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I think Brooke Burke has something like 12 kids…probably all with rich guys…there was an era before Sugar Daddy websites where girls who did playboy, with their fit bodies and fake tits, who looked like bootleg Carmen Electras or Ethnic Pam Andersons, would have to fend for themselves and meet rich guys on their own, by self promoting themselves, getting published in cheesy magazines or hosting shitty TV shows, so that the rich guys thought they had more value and were worth taking in, supporting, and owning….now all a bitch needs to do is post half naked on social media and catch the attention of a rich guy willing to pay them for sex…this lazy generation has it so easy.

This isn’t an analysis of low level model and TV hosts being knocked up by rich guys over the last 20 years…it isn’t a comparrison to how sluts get rich guys in this day and age…it is simply to say that after all her kids and sex it’s amazing that her cameltoe isn’t way fucking bigger…I’d expect her pussy lips to be peeking out at her ankles, or maybe that her pants would fully be engulfed looking like some kind of fleshy leggin / g-string but I guess one of the rich guys was a plastic surgeon who REBUILT that shit…designer vagina that shit…like she did with them tits…

Who cares…ultimately it’s Brooke Burke…she didn’t even matter when she mattered.

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Posted in:Brooke Burke|SFW

2018

23

Apr

Chanel West Coast’s Nipple for Attention of the Day

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Chanel Westcoast is some bullshit reality TV show accessory, not even reality show star, because she was just a prop on some MTV bullshit that I am sure still got her some level of fame, I mean she was on MTV, but she’s no Jersey Shore, or Heidi and Spencer, she’s more bootleg as fuck…but she’s still out there with her Orange County female rap career that I am sure doesn’t make her shit…but it does make her want to pull her tits out at 5 am for the fanbase she does have, because nipples are good for attention seekers…who have nipples that they can easily pull out rather than do something of substance to get noticed…like save a dying child or whatever it is people do for attention that has a more positive tone than just pulling out the damn nipple…something I can’t quite figure out because we live in an era of the pulling out the nipple…for attention instead of doing somehting good for attention so I can list off girls who have successfully generated attention with their nipples…but I can’t think of one bitch who done good or got good hype without her nipples…maybe it is the circles I hang out in….you know alone but on the internet…it’s just nipples everywhere.

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2018

23

Apr

Halle Berry Tits of the Day

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Halle Berry is bringing the heat…like some Black Lives Matter advocate…doing her Oscars so White protest…in what I’ll call her inclusivity clause or INCLUSION RIDER that all the celebrities are fighting for….where that the half white, raised white, by a white momma, who like that black cock…so much she wanted to be filled with it…in an era when BEIGE wasn’t everywhere and the racist white kids would be called MULES and poor little Halle Berry teased, mocked, treated like shit, despite being white on the inside…only to have her run to Hollywood with those awesome tits, the best of two worlds, the best of two breeds like a GOLDIEPOO…the HYPO ALLERGENIC Golden Retriever…only the human version…and despite being old as fuck, she’s still bringing it….with these awesome famous tits.

Halle Berry may be an inspiration to all black women who saw her win her Oscar…but she’s an inspiration to us perverts who love great caramel colored tits..

She’s good.

Posted in:Halle Berry|SFW

2018

23

Apr

Noah Cyrus is Gross of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is Miley Cyrus’ 18 year old sister, who is not nearly as good looking as Miley Cyrus, but like all the younger sisters of the famous sisters, she’s out there trying, thinking that because her sister did it, she can do it, and that her entire existence of living in her sister’s shadow will finally be lifted as the spotlight shines on her, only to realize that no matter what she does, or how far she goes, even with all the resources and opportunities she has…she will never be Miley…never be a Meme or a symbol of the pop culture of the time..

But she can show off her tits on what looks like an emotional eating frame…because the best way to deal with sadness that your sister is a huge deal and you’ll never be a huge deal…is through food.

I will say…at least she’s trying…

I will also say…they are still 18 year old tits…even if they aren’t hot 18 year old tits..

So let’s not encourage this one to off herself due to inadequacies…

Let’s encourage her to make sex tapes…to really piss off the family and show the world how wronged she was.

Posted in:noah cyrus|SFW

2018

23

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley See Through of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is almost an interesting specimen…

She’s an old lady who posts selfies of herself, after years of barely existing, which seems to go against nature and science, and makes almost no sense to me….

It’s like she tapped out mid-30s until her 50s, where I guess she decided to be a mom, and is now back at it….cuz she either thinks she’s hot or is trying to find a new rich husband…or maybe it actually markets bathing suits…

You know giving the instagram sluts hope that in 30 years, they will look this good and still be doing what they love as shameless attention whores…she’s like the den mother, the beacon of hope that their wave will never end…and that they can ride it forever, which as most hot chicks know…they can…there will always be a willing pervert willing to look – even if posting half nakedness is pretty sleazy and disgusting..we like sleazy and disgusting.

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley|SFW

2018

23

Apr

Demi Lovato Erotica of the Day

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I would say that Demi Lovato is going through a midlife crisis, because statistically most Bi Polar people die prematurely thanks to suicide, and being the 30 year old living another 30 years being bipolar may be unlikely…

I do know that she is having some sort of identity crisis, of whether she’s fat or skinny, naked or clothed, lesbian or straight, thanks to growing up not really having an identity of her own, but rather just want the people wanted her to have, and paid her to have….

She calls it bipolar, I call it entitled rich person who can afford to have a mental illness to explain her whining…

And whatever it is, it involves her producing shameless clickbait erotica that I’ll shamelessly look at, because I’m a straight pervert who may not know anything about Demi Lovato…or any of her music…or understand her fame…but I do know titties being exploited for titty attention…

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2018

23

Apr

Clara McGregor Nude of the Day

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Clara McGregor is EWAN’s daughter.

Clara McGregor is clearly making her daddy proud, being the artist that she is, following her daddy’s footsteps, to make great international cinema, like he did in movies like Moulin Rouge, and Fargo Season 3 that I haven’t been able to watch because it’s not streaming anywhere….and I guess Trainspotting and all the other movies he did that were relatively hype in the late 90s early 2000s when he was a big deal…before being a rich as fuck famous person with a self promoting daughter who gets naked to get attention because it’s all for the instagram follows…getting noticed, seen, half naked, milking Daddy’s position as “mattering” while trying to matter.

There are too many celeb kids to keep track of…and a lot of them are getting naked…like this one…you didn’t know even existed until today..