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2025

07

Nov

Katy Perry’s Pushing her Granny Tits Out of the Day

It’s unfortunate that in the circles I run awkwardly through on the internet, Katy Perry’s hard nipples is news.

The old as shit Katy Perry who hasn’t been appealing to me ever….who has had a career that I am sure was totally manufactured because there is no way that anyone has every actually liked Katy Perry or her music….has only really had tits to justify the Katy Perry experience…

So her hard nipples really aren’t that exciting, but because I’ve backed myself into this weird corner of the internet, I am compelled to post it.

Not because she’s having sex with the embarrassing Canadian Prime Minister who destroyed the country with his evil libtard ways….I don’t do politics…

But because her nipples are hard, that’s the level of drooling ape we are around here.

We don’t pull stunts, viral trolls, stage photoshoots….or do things that are fun….we just repost hard nipples….

Terrrible….just terrible.

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2025

07

Nov

Sydney Sweeney’s Shitty Dance Routine of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney and her crazy dopey retard eyes did a weird dance video to celebrate her appearance on Colbert.

Sweeney is doing a media tour promoting her movie where she plays a tranny boxer.

She is probably hoping for an Oscar, but thanks to being Sydney Sweeney, who for whatever reason is the most viral celebrity, all the media outlets are jumping on her, like you’d want to jump on her, because they want the views.

That “Whatever” reason is her willingness to show her tits….

Now, for the dance analysis, it is one of those retard tiktok edits to a song, the kind of thing that made tiktok a big social platform, since people like to retard dance, or watch retards dance.

It’s edited to the song, where she lip syncs along in her full glam and dress….

It’s not a very good dance and it’s pretty embarrassing, reducing herself to this kind of low frequency behavior, all trying to get herslef to the Oscar…

Since Sweeney got famous playing a whore with her tits out, you’d assume that the dance would be a little trashier….some crawling on all fours, some fingers up inside her, you know make it count…maybe even squirting her tit lactation in our mouths, despite not being a pregnant chick, that doesn’t matter, the tits are so womanly they can’t help but MILK…

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2025

07

Nov

Atomic Wedgies of the Day

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In the event you were the kind of kid who got “ATOMIC WEDGIES” back in high school, because you are old and from the bullying era that helped build character and make you a stronger person….

You would probably have been more appreciative of those wedgies at the time, if they looked like this….

In a world where there is no bullying, these bitches have to bully themselves…by giving themselves aggressive wedgies…

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2025

07

Nov

Saggy Tits Friday of the Day

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It is safe to say that after a week of selling your shitty soul to the job for s shitty paycheck….we all feel like a bunch of saggy tits…

The good news is you have the weekend to perk that shit up.

So here are some saggy tits.

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2025

06

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am a hater of all cum puns….

People like to think making “come on” or “come in” or “came on” or “came in” jokes is funny……

So when people say “come in” or “came on” they like to repeat it with a big dopey retard smile on their face….like we get it fuck face, you’ve turned an innocent come in or came on comment into something racy, sexual and not safe for work….

WHY DON’T YOU DROP A “That’s what she said” you basic fucking retard….

It bothers me….

I actually hate when people say the word CUM in general….even when I’m being told a sex story…

I guess that makes me a cum hater….which I am fine with since I don’t think women should experience orgasms or the pleasure from sexual touch, they are there for breeding purposes only….and I don’t want to know about male orgasms cuz that’d be gay..

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2025

06

Nov

Jessica Simpson and her Ozempic Show You Her Thigh Highs of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is the text book divorcee.

She’s in her early 50s, she’s got some kids to remind her that she’s in her early 50s and she’s recently single.

You don’t need to be a pop star or someone with a billion dollar clothing brand to do what Jessica Simpson is doing.

It’s this finding new life, filling old pussy…with new cock….to offset the years of marriage and to validate her as a person.

She has also re-launched her music career, which was likely deader than her bedroom prior to the divorce, part of the reason she’s out there whoring….which the average middle aged divorcee doesn’t have to really do, she’s more about downloading tinder and figuring out how to take nudes after 20 years of missing out of all that emptiness for a family….

Homewrecker killing the sanctitude of marriage….not Death do us part….but end it out of convenience….

In self improving to best execute this shit, she’s ozempic de-fatted herself and jacked up her face to look like a bloated sex doll, which may be better than the alternative.

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2025

06

Nov

Muscle Girls of the Day

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In a world of fat being normalized, or at least fat chicks thinking they are hot because dudes are willing to fuck them, since they are available to fuck at a level that’s starting to make people not want to fuck anymore, because it’s just too easy to get laid, making it boring….something someone who has always struggled to get laid will never understand…

In my era it was pay for it, never get it, or when you do get it from someone you don’t want to get it from, you take it cuz it’s better than nothing…

But the fall of society has been normalizing fatties, not shaming them, making them think they are worth more than the pile of slop they are worth, and it confuses the whole dynamic of society…

So it’s only normal to go on the offensive, and go to the other extreme, with muscle chicks who spend the time working out that the fat girls spend sitting and eating, doing the whole getting fatter and fatter feeder fetish shit that’s not even considered a fetish anymore, since all these fatties keep feeding and dudes keep fucking them….

Whether muscle girls are hot, they’d be better to normalize than the pigs out there…so this is the start of the brain washing…

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2025

06

Nov

Kaia Gerber has Nipples of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is Cindy Crawford’s skinny daughter with the Gerber Baby of the Gerber Baby food empire.

She is the heiress to George Clooney and her dad’s Tequila brand, but also to her mother’s legacy.

Her mother has trained to take on the model world, and by trained, I mean starved out and made her scared of food, because food leads to fat and fat misrepresents her model mother, who was top model in her prime, and who has a reputation to uphold.

Well, along with following her mother’s footsteps in some of the least challenging work in the world, just standing around for the camera to take pictures of her, she’s apparently also got nipples.

I’m sure we’ve seen the nipples before, since she’s a model in this era and it is almsot surprising the cover of Vogue isn’t an asshole gape, it’s a Kardashian, which is close to an asshole gape, but I mean an ACTUAL asshole gape…but we are seeing them nipples again again!

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2025

06

Nov

Plane Girl of the Day

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If you’re wondering if there are levels to life, you just have to think about every time you’ve ever travelled on a plane, in which you ended up next to the fat lad or man who with your own fatness, throws off the whole balance of the plane, causing a potential safety issue, while also squishing your fat up inside each other into a sweaty, cheese smelling mess……or you’ve been put next to the old lady who shit herself, crying baby, you know the list of shitty people on planes that you could end up next to is endless and you’ve experienced as many as you can….

Yet, there are girls like this on the plane, who god doesn’t want you anywhere near, probably for the safety of all.

So knowing that some people get to sit next to hotness, or the girls who get kicked off for being in skimpy clothes….while you sit next to shit is just indicative of your shit life…shit luck….and shit future…

The good news is that whores seem to like to document themselves….

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2025

06

Nov

Solid Wedgie Girl of the Day

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She’s just a girl giving herself a wedgie on the internet for attention.

Can you believe there was a time when the only wedgies you’d experience from a girl is when her panties would crawl up inside them under their pants and they’d pull them out in public, with that hot slap sound of panty elastic radiating through our souls….

Now, we are given this kind of content for free….

I mean, just a few years ago, it was impossible to get a girl to show you a picture of her panties in a pile on the floor….now we have this kind of interaction with her panties…

It feels like a win for society.

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