2026
16
Apr
I hear there’s a year 2000s revival. All the 40 year old hipsters are mad that their culture is now a costume for the GEN Z’s….
Since I still think it’s the early 2000s,I don’t need to jump on this trend, I am this fucking trend…not that anyone will notice…
Since this is era is a trend, here’s some PEAK LOHAN moments in PAPARAZZI that shaped the fucking world and turned her into a Dubai residing tax evading Muslim with a British accent…
LOHAN is always a win to me.
Posted in:Lindsay Lohan
2026
16
Apr
I guess this is the DIVERSITY EQUITY Portion of Baywatch, which was likely something they did in the 90s, the woke shit isn’t new, it was just called “cast a token” back then, instead of pretending they want some Canadian in the mix….fucking Canadians are everywhere…like fucking parasites…
I thought she was INDIAN (dot not feather), but Shay is half filipino, her dad was a pervert who imported Precious Gracia to his West Vancouver mansion when she was 19 years old, apparently he hired her as a cleaning lady or nanny, but he ended up knocking her up with Shay…
She’s old as shit and casting 40-somethings on Baywatch is pretty representative of the kind of trash it is going to be….no one wants to see old ladies running in slow motion on the beach….it’s actually the shit the fuels nightmares…
Casting Shay Mitchell in anything is pretty INDICATIVE of it sucking….she’s got the followers and celebrity, but she does trash work….but to ruin a swimsuit show for perverts into that kind of thing is unfortunate strategy.
I don’t know why people want to see her in a bikini or swimsuit at 40 pretending to be the Kardashian lifeguard….all muppet faced….but here it is….ETHNIC…DIVERSITY….AFFIRMATIVE ACTION…..
THEY CAN’T ALL BE YOUNG HOT BLONDES….CAN THEY….I mean they can, but they’d never….I’m just waiting to see who they cast as the morbidly obese lifeguard who rides around on a mobility scooter saving the day as best he can and that’s good enough because it’s about how hard you try…..not at the actual results…
Posted in:Shay Mitchell
2026
16
Apr
Lily Allen is old as shit. She hasn’t been active in the pop culture world for a long time. I don’t think anyone really gave a shit about her when she was famous, but I could be wrong, it happens most of the time, especially when I decided to start a website prison like this….all those years ago…
Anyway, she was a fat pig living off her millions of pop music dollars, she was old enough to get into the music industry when they still got paid stupid money, she probably has fat royalty checks come in monthly, because she was a big deal, even for just a minute.
She was an MTV act, when MTV played music videos….it’s a crazy concept, but it paid.
She decided that after her divorce to some Stranger Things actor, that people were open to strange things, and being a strange thing she figured, get on Ozempic, call Kelly Osbourne’s plastic surgeon, look like some corpse, but skinnier than before…..and make another go at it….
These are pics promoting her bullshit tour, tits will be seen because she is in lingerie and apparently an attention seeking exhibitionist….but tits won’t be seen in these pics, cuz she’s being modest as she builds interest in her fans that forgot she existed…
Posted in:Lily Allen
2026
16
Apr
Whiteny Cummings….Hard nipples…for your cummings…. if you’re into that kind of thing…
Her shirt may be diarrhea colored far more yellow-brown than what I experienced yesterday after hard drinking, eating week old chilli, a little liver failure meets kidney failure meets rancid gut flora….LIVING THE DREAM…
But her nipples are hard….and sometimes we’ll eat our way through diarrhea, especially when it’s been formed into a shirt, to get to the hard nipples.
I am of the sexist school of thought that believes women comics are not funny.
I am convinced that the women comics who work as comics are just there to fill a role, some affirmative action shit.
The ones who rise to the top of the foot chain, are really the ones who rose to the top of a decision making comic’s dick, before slamming down on it with her pussy hole…
It’s like these nerd comics get pussy and give that pussy a career…
That doesn’t mean Cummings isn’t a hustler, she’s secured more TV shows than most comics and is rich as shit because of it.Chicks like funny chicks….and the content those funny chicks produce, forcing men to watch it.
It just means she’s not that funny…but funny enough to exploit the tits for that career.
Are hard nipples really that exciting in this throat fucking porno world of free porn…
I think so….if you can see past the fact that she’s 50, looks like a dying corpse, to fixate on the hard nipple caked in cold diarrhea…
Posted in:Whitney Cummings
2026
15
Apr
Hangin’ Tough…or some shit…
Chloe East is another one of these MORMON GONE WILD, or gone Hollywood types.
She’s 25, grew up in he LDS church before taking on dance like Julianne Hough, only to become a child dancer like Julianne Hough, which is pretty fucking creepy, before becoming a child actor.
She is currently promoting some movie called ROOMATES produced by ADAM SANDLER and co-starring SANDLER’S daughter, because SANDLER is ridiculously rich for his retarded comedy and passing that success onto his daughter seems like the thing to do.
TO SEE MORE FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE
They are calling Chloe East’s rise to the top in hollywood the East Infection, named after her itchy yeast infection, just hard to get rid of and highly contagious because her IMDB has a bunch of upcoming work…
She is fit and has tits, which is a prerequisite for being popular, famous, cast in multiple projects….which is a good thing, since we like tits…
Here are some of her bikini pics.
Posted in:Chloe East
2026
15
Apr
I wonder if the rest of the world will break free from the spell the media has put on them and realize that Sweeney isn’t hot…
I wonder if the “GOOD GENES” viral campaign with American Eagle going less woke and more traditional was actually SATIRE…
The browns and fats of the world went mental and connected the slogan to genetics programs in Nazi Germany….
They thought the brand was implying that Sweeney was good genes, when really they were just saying that her bra size was good genes, the rest of her was dog shit….
That may be something you’d want in a eugenics program, you know TITS, but I don’t think it had to do with her being white and blonde, but more to do with her tits…because the white and blonde part of her is perfectly below average…the tits is where it is at…
Anyway, American Eagle is on a comeback, try to get the hype back up around her, they need another viral moment and they hope high paid Sweeney the cash grabber makes it happen.
Unfortunately, it’s hardly as scandalous as celebrating her tits…
More of the pics HERE
Posted in:Sydney Sweeney
2026
15
Apr
Irina Shayk is old as shit but so are you….
So staring at her fit enough model body in a bikini for some masturbation content she’s produced for the internet isn’t as bad as it could be, since most women her age are fat pigs in line at Walmart buying oversized pyjama pants to replace the piss stained pyjama pants they are wearing in the Walmart line, that got piss stained because of their whole menopause and lack of bladder control shit….
Not all women are created equally and the ones that get run through by top soccer players and actors has to rot a little better than the rest of them….it’s Russian winning.
Posted in:Irina Shayk
2026
15
Apr
Julianne Hough posted some bikini pics and I am sure no one actually gives a fuck about a 40 year old dancing retard in a bikini, even if she looked like the kind of girl who fucked her brother, which is probably exciting to all you incest porn addicts…
She isn’t the original MORMON GONE WILD, but she was a MORMON who fell off before the whole MORMON trend happened the last few years, where suddenly people gave a shit about MORMON women in their MORMON bloomer underwear, living their sober rich person in Utah lives…
She turned her back on MORMONISM for HOLLYWOOD, where she peaked when RYAN SEACREST would fuck her up the ass, assuming that happened when they were fucking….
MODEST may be the hottest, but sometimes these MORMONS go wild…
Her bikini pics taken b¥ her mom aren’t that hot, but for a family rumored to be into INCEST like those fundamentalist LDS’, so it MAY be hotter than you think…
Posted in:Julianne Hough
2026
14
Apr
I’ve been calling Rat Cow’s Rat Face out for as long as she’s existed…
She’s proven that the rat faced uglies of the world have more to prove…
So if they’ve got tits, or bought tits, to off-set the face that has limited hope and doesn’t really stand much chance to navigate the world without the tits, they’ll use those tits to cast people under whatever spell she’s managed to pull off.
She’s a multi-millionaire, brands still pay her to work with them, like no one realizes she’s a monster…or at the very least a troll in a fairy tale you read your kids….
This is not hot, it is witch craft and this rat faced witch was never hot, but she gamed you fools and all it took was tits..
The nice thing about Rat Cow is that she’s a reminder that we really like tits as a society….because this balding weirdness captured by the paparazzi is what nightmares are made of…
I am sure it’s even worse than this when she wakes up in the morning….
So let this be a warning, don’t buy everything these idiots of the internet are selling….
Without the tits, you can see the truth and the truth will set you free…
I can’t even grasp what the fuck I am looking at…because it’s THAT bad..
Posted in:Em Rat Cow
2026
14
Apr
It’s summer somewhere….and there are whores in all climates wanting to take selfies of their tanlines for the internet…
It’s one of those “if I am in the sun in a bikini” or “If i just got a Spray Tan that gives the illusion I was in the sun in a bikini” or “I went to the tanning salon in a bikini”….they just can’t help but take pics for the strangers, the perverts, the YOUS GUYS of the internet…
We appreciate that summer content, whether in a deep freeze or in a summer location because the tanline highlights the good parts you AREN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE but these LOOSE women, with no shame, morals, decency, modesty want you to see….because society has fallen…and it gives us content to jack off to…A WIN for HUMANITY like fake space travel…
Posted in:Tanlines
