2018
23
Jul
You may have forgotten about Bella Thorne … because I haven’t posted her in a week..
But just so you know she’s still out there, doing what she does out there….whoring.
I am all for her trolling the world sexually exploiting herself to get there, it’s a good strategy…and it works…
These aren’t quite slutty enough for me…but they happened!
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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW
2018
23
Jul
Karlie Kloss is in Taylor Swift’s favorite pose, from back when Taylor Swift adopted her as a real life barbie, in what I assume is one of Taylor Swift’s weird fetishes thanks to her being a very rich person and all very rich people….have weird fetishes…that involve tall models who aren’t that hot but tall.
Only I assume Taylor likes the pussy spread more…but this is in public and not in her NYC Townhouse…so Karlie’s gotta behave…
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Posted in:Karlie Kloss
2018
23
Jul
ON my instagram Q and A, people ask me “how does Rita Ora have great tits”…because despite being a lame fucking celebrity in training who has been at this for 8 years and is still not really anywhere….she’s got great tits…and those great tits are the reason she’s still around and still growing an audience and still getting paid….they are that good.
Not that anyone asks me shit on my Instagram Q&A, it’s like I don’t exist, but I can pretend they do….
And my answer for those fake followers are….Cheetos…#sponsored post probably…done the right way…..but lacks nipples….and a celeb but is a step in the right direction I guess…
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2018
23
Jul
Sarah Hyland, the genetic disorder carrying kidney transplant getting, weird looking girl from the TV show that perverts like because she looks 8 years old, without being 8 years old…is posing in a bikini in a way to prove to you all that despite looking 8 years old…she’s got sex appeal and can get her fuck on like all internet whores….this is her getting that fuck on.
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2018
23
Jul
Bicycle shorts are the trend thanks to hipster hip hop Kanye inspired fashion shows….and all the thirsty instagram following girls wear the bike shorts out in public..
Suki Waterhouse, attempting to be an actress, after miraculously becoming a model who fucked Brad Cooper…is participating in the trend…cuz that’s what mooches do.
Here are her hard nipples
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Posted in:SFW|Suki Waterhouse
2018
23
Jul
I don’t know who suggested to Ariel Winter that she should wear some lime green spandex outfit, but she did it and it’s terrifying, it’s on some jolly green giant kick, all spilling out from every seam, and not it a good way, because sure there’s tits, but there’s also a massive fucking gunt….that for some reason she’s pushing forward for all to stare at in confusion….while her fans, and she has fans, who do exist…masturbate to her…because they find this hot…like what.
She looks like a southern belle about to faint from some traumatic sight, but it’s likely just her diabetes….
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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW
2018
23
Jul
Georgia May Jagger is still the face or the bikini body for Volcom, not Vole Cum, with is the cum from a bird….which has nothing to do with this story..
The story is that Georgia May Jagger must be an investor in the company, her dad Mick is very fucking rich and it’s quite possibly why she is always the girl used in their campaigns, year after year, despite being in her 30s or 40s, she’s still doing that Volcom thing..
I do think she’s hot, I’ve always liked her and the gap tooth…HOWEVER….that doesn’t mean I understand why a brand would be using her to pose in their bikinis when they already have done that year after year….and there are so many more willing and desperate and younger sluts that WANT this job….even if Volcom isn’t really a thing anymore, these girls will pose for anything…
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Posted in:Georgia May Jagger|SFW