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2023

Sep

Julianne Hough See Through of the Day

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I guess Julianne Hough looks like an old spinster at the wedding who doesn’t realize she’s an old spinster at the wedding, the “Auntie why don’t you have a husband” or “Auntie why don’t you have kids”….not realizing she’s the old as shit auntie who which leads to dressing totally inappropriate, having too much wine, and making a fool of herself when talking to guests about all the fuck she gets from the dating apps and how happy she is to be single at her age, with no committments beyond her anti depressant addiction to guide her through it.

Maybe old Auntie thinks she’s till hot because of the face filters on the internet, the face fillers at the dermatologist, the faake tits, the straving herself, the pilates, to the DIABETES MEDICATION DIET….and all the fuck she gets from the dating aps….

Maybe the old Auntie is trying to live her best whore days, in her whore era, when she should be in her learning to crochet era….

When wearing a sheer top to show off the tits is for fashion, style and to show how with it she is….all while being pretty humiliating and not very age appropriate…but she was a late bloomer since her early years ere given to mormonism…

Poor old auntie..

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2023

Sep

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Fuck the sun, that motherfucker killed Jimmy Buffett….

Unless Jimmy Buffett was busy lathering himself in sunscreen in hopes of the sun not killing him, seeing the irony of pushing the beach bum life, that he managed to leverage into a multi-billion dollar hospitality brand, all based on a silly song that probably took him 4 minutes to write…..only to die from the beach bum life….like a rockstar living the drunken rockstar life and dying from liver failure….Buffett brought fun in the sun to its knees with a “if you have too much fun in the sun, you die a painful cancerous death”…

All these girls with their tanlines are going to regret what they did for the cause, just like Jimmy Buffett probably does from his grave and piles of money he died with…great while you’re alive, but not so fun when it DEADS you.

Unless it’s all just anti-sun propaganda to sell more sunscreen….just buy the Margaritaville Parrot Head brand that Buffett got royalties from, seems to work famously….if getting skin cancer’s the goal….

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2023

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Here’s some life advice:

When staring at a girl who was once skinny and is now fat’s newly formed fat girl tits, be sure to let them know that their tits got bigger, because telling them they got fatter is mea and will make them cry…

While letting them know you’re staring at their tits, may upset them, they know they’ve got fat and will get excited at being complimented for their new found laziness, slow metabolism, laziness….

So complementing the tits is the nice way of saying, you fat bitch, while still keeping the door open for her to show you before and after nudes of her pre bigger fat girls tits, to her now big girl tits….

You staring at their tits will make them happy after initially being sad for being objectified in this world of fucking misogyny run by the patriarchy that they are designed to fall back on like a bunch of fucking whiners…

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2023

Sep

Stella Hudgens on her Knees of the Day

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You gotta wonder that if Stella Hudgens put this kind of energy or work into her acting career, maybe she wouldn’t be selling near nudes on the internet to her sister’s fans….

Because Stella Hudgens is the hotter of the Hudgens sisters, with the hotter tits, she’s younger, she’s clearly more fun, and far less hairy.

Sure, Vanessa leaked nudes for free like an idiot when cellphones barely had cameras on them, they claim she was 17 but I think that’s just an angle to get them deleted from the internet for legal purposes…and they really weren’t all that good, not because of the bush, I fucking love bush, but because Hudgens wasn’t really all that hot, just pudgy little monkey making that Disney money…and this one is leaking nudes for pay….but it’s really curious as to why she’s gettin naked in pics or on her knees half naked in pics instead of on the casting couch or at the producers sex party….

I feel like the nude hustle is lame and selling herself short, even though she probably makes stupid money off her sister’s fans…clearly enough money and garnering enough attention to want to do this instead of actual celebrity bullshit…

Point of the story, where the pussy at?

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2023

Sep

Nina Dobrev Surfs Up Bro of the Day

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Everyone’s a fucking surfer bro….

So here’s Eastern European, communist block superstar Nina Dobrev doing her best surf moves like she’s Patrick Fucking Swayze or Keanu Reeves in Point Break, cuz surfing is cool man…

She’s really shreddin’ the gnar, getting her stoke on, or whatever the fuck it is that surfers, who were once cool, but now dot com billionaires like Zuck, or lame ass child stars like Nina Dobrev, all thanks to fucking some redheaded demon with super board sport strength….

The good news is, girls surf in skimpy suits, they have surf girl asses, they have pussy slips and nip slips, so if you’re gonna jerk off to any sport, it might as well be this one…

So yeah, Nina Dobrev living life like a retired dentist who just moved to Malibu….or Oahu….or Costa Rica or wherever the fuck surf faggots fuck.

Point of the story, she’s got a hot fucking body, especially at her age!

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2023

Sep

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Look at these Stonewall Jackson hippie motherfuckers all fucking running around half naked on the internet smoking their grass likes it’s a fucking meeting of the minds at the fucking Manson ranch before mass murdering the corporate millionaire who represents everything against their marxist, communist ideals that got thim in this fucking commune in the first fucking place….only since it’s internet nudes and not really a commune it’s far more lonely, far less real person connection, far sadder, but still naked and that’s good enough for me….because fuck people…literally and figuratively…preferably vaginally when literally fucking them…because the asshole is filled with feces and there’s enough shit on my fucking dick….and in my life for that…

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2023

Sep

Ceiling Eyes Sweeney’s Big Tits Had an 80s Prom Birthday of the Days

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Sweeney’s tits are another year old, we’re not sure if her tits are actually her natural tits, it is always possible that they are after market tits, in which case the tits may have a different birth day, or best before date…..but we’ll ride with this angle, we’re in too deep.

Sweeney’s birthday was some curated, production, that I am sure annoying theatre kids fucking loved participating in, because costumes are their fucking thing and themed events is what their existence is based on…

I look at this from a different perspective, not because her ceiling eyes make me think she’s inbred, I’m an “MY EYES ARE DOWN HERE” motherfucker with autism who can’t help but stare at big tits without any real shame, just fixation….

So my perspective is that her 80s prom has a real porn feel to it, in part cuz Riverdale’s Mexican Veronica has her ass out, in part cuz they’re all a bunch of whores, but mainly because of the hair and bad make-up….so her birthday part to me is equal parts annoying theatre kid with a budget and what could have been if I didn’t go mainstream with these tits….and it’s a good thing to stare at, even though it happened last weekend.

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2023

Sep

Paris Hilton Nips for Old Times of the Days

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Paris Hilton is an old bat, but a memory of the era when Russell Brand was allegedly raping chicks…and I was trolling Paris Hilton thanks to having her cell phone leaked giving me numbers of all the people in her circle, including her, and allowing me to really not achieve much….I am a loser…however that era was a great time….

Arguably the golden era of good times, maybe not for those chicks…but at least for the internet, comedy, good times……when people were a little less obsessed with politically correct or being inclusive and you were allowed to compliment a girl’s tits in the public forum for an awkward and pervy laugh…

I’m not saying that Brand or any celebrity of the time, maximizing their celebrity for pussy, and being allegedly demanding like a bratty and needy celeb with said pussy is a good thing….I’m just saying the early 000s were a good time…

The Brand speaks, his arrogance, his pompous “British Accent is a Fetish to American Girls” approach to life, his hype in his movies and his tight pants and love of the spotlight and being the center of attention is all things that make me says “There is no way that guy is NOT a rapist..”…but Paris Hilton man, what a trip that was…

Well, she’s still heavily masculine, now more than ever due to menopause, she still once starred in a fuck tape that paved the way for all the shit we deal with, she’s now walking around braless for fashion like all the girls out there, carrying her rent boy husband around at the same time, and there are NIPPLES….

Sure, she’s the reason for Kim Kardashian…but just more reason to hate her….

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2023

Sep

Pervert Does his California Beach Walk of the Day

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This video was posted on Youtube a month ago. It was actually shown to me over the last few days as a recommendation and not because I was talking about placing creeper cams in public bathrooms as a joke, or even because I read a story about the family suing an airline because the flight waitress put a camera in the first class bathroom to watch their 15 year old daughter shit….

This video was being promoted to me because the Youtube machine things creeper cam content on the beach is totally fine…

So when you and your friends text each other those upskirts and cameltoes you see along the way, the unsuspecting girls, know that google will let you monetize that.

They won’t let me monetize any site I’ve wanted to, but if I walk the beach with a hidden cam and stop in front of hot chicks, to give the disabled loser at home who can’t walk the beach a cosplay or virtual experience….they’ll run ads to Club Med on the shit….

Crazy world….where creepers are rewarded…JUST NOT THIS CREEPER….

Oh….life as a cancelled before cancelled meant something loser…

Posted in:Videos

2023

Sep