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2025

13

Nov

Kate Hudson’s Old Lady Knipples of the Day

I saw some old lady, I’m talking really old, like Kate Hudson old lady who may think she still has a few good fucks in her, because she can self lubricate still, but those fucks won’t result in babies because the eggs no longer hatch…they’re too busy rotten in a pile outside the chicken coop…

Anyway, I saw this old lady, who clearly did fitness because she wasn’t very fat and the tits weren’t very big. She seemed like she thought she was hot, still fuckable, the kind of sex forward and empowered old lady not willing to be a victim of AGEISM would be….not willing to throw in the towel….probably still the owner of expensive lingerie, even thongs….because of the years she’s worked…at the age she is.

She had a white shirt on, it was tight, I could see her nipples and or in Kate Hudson’s case, her Knipples, and I said “aren’t you a little old for that”….but realized…we’re never too old for nipples.

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2025

13

Nov

Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

It may not be news, but Britney Spears dance videos may be the only thing worth living for.

That’s not to say that Britney Spears is living for them, since this could be some level of Zombie Apocalypse, where they reanimate her for her dance videos….

She may also be the AI apocalypse….just new footage based on old footage re-worked to trick us, giving the illusion she is still alive…

It could just be old footage….

So yeah, the Britney Dance Videos are the only thing keeping her alive in our hearts, minds and boners….

But they are also the only interesting thing out of pop culture bullshit….even if she’s no longer really pop culture since she’s dead…even the app she uses “InShot” is some early instagram app that she doesn’t even pay for the non-branded version…

MAYBE this is all just a paid ad….

We’ll never know, we’re just forced to appreciate every second of the weirdness.

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2025

13

Nov

Amy Schumer Pretends She’s Hot of the Day

Amy Schumer is about 50 years old. She’s a fat pig mom and she’s got a stupid looking face.

She’s been a known joke thief and her entire fat girl with the big personality, one of them loud mouth fat girls who is loud to offset the room for paying attention to how vile, disgusting and abusive their are to themselves with shitty jokes.

You know the loud fat girl type, it’s a real thing and it all stems from severe insecurity, but they play it up as confidence, only to help fund or inspire these fat girl body positivity movements.

We all know fat girls are gross, even if we fuck them and we also know that any body positive fat chick is just pandering to justify their fatness and to normalize their fatness, but the second they can get UN-FAT they take it….

Lucky for them, a fat loss shot has come out, they are all dropping the pounds they pretend to love, their health ailments, like in Schumber’s case, which are some vaginal problems and some thyroid or adrenal problems, have cleared up….

Shockingly, being fat is unhealthy…and disgusting…and hard to look at even when drunk fucking a fatty…

The problem, is that the fat loyalists who embraced their fatness, and saw their fatness as hopeful or opportunity for them to be fat, because lazy knows lazy, or lazy attracts lazy, or lazy likes to be lazy with lazy and seeing lazy win gives lazy valdiation and hope….

So now, the pig Schumber’s core audience is mad at her for doing OZEMPIC, face shots and whatever else she’s done to try to be a “hot middle ager”….in a cash grab comeback tour….

She’s taken enough from us, she’s shit on society enough, but she wants more….and she’s trying to do it hotter….

Truth is, less fat is hotter, but Amy Schumer is a never hot….so nothing she can do will really save her…

It’s just nice to see her fans hate her for the Ozempic copout, realizing she’s been lying to them.

The fact this is all over the news is a reminder that the media is the devil trying to eat your soul, freedom and manipulate your mind…

She deleted her archive images, this is the rebrand, it could be AI, it could be surgery, it’s still fucking ugly….

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2025

13

Nov

Pantyhose Fetish of the Day

Pantyhose used to be very common in the 90s. Women still dressed business casual to go to work, which meant skirts, no pants.

The majority of BOSS women I see now probably work remotely and wear casual yoga pants, which is fun for office cameltoe spotting, but it’s not as hot as women playing into the slutty secretary.

I do see a bulk of working girls, not the good kind of working girls, but the young professional marketing girl, probably in tech or marketing, rocking colorful Hilary Clinton Pant Suits, which typically offends me, but not overly offensive, since they wear these bright colors and make me think “oh, cute, girl wants to play business boss bitch, cute”….

However, recently, I’ve been seeing professionally dressed women, possibly just heading out to meet the sugar daddy, or maybe working as Realtors….rocking the pantyhose….normally under short skirts…

Today, I saw at least a dozen girls in pantyhose, the drug store variety that was the only lingerie we had access to.

Two of those girls had skirts so short I could see the built in short line, or pad….it was pretty short…

So are we heading into a pantyhose revival….seems like it….

Posted in:Pantyhose

2025

12

Nov

Eva Longoria Trampoline Porn of the Day

I guess Jimmy Kimmel isn’t the only pervert who likes to watch girls on trampolines in slow motion, because Eva Longoria is out here producing Trampoline clickbait for the perverts who are into that kind of thing….

You have to wonder if they are just into it because they are Longoria fans, or if they are trampoline fans, we need a VENN DIAGRAM of this shit…

The sad thing in all this is that I recently started watching the Housewives show that made Longoria….

I have been a Longoria hater for decades at this point….

But now I fucking love her, and watching her age out and rot….grave digger necrophilia shit is still speaking to my new love for Longoria…

I guess nothing in life is finite, you never where the boner will take you..

Posted in:Eva Longoria

2025

12

Nov

Hailey Bieber’s Beiber Mom-Ass on the Diving Board of the Day

Hailey Bieber may have a hard and masculine face, but that didn’t stop her from creating an instagram cosmetic brand that went viral thanks to the power of influencer and sold for a billion dollars…

It’s either her Baldwin jaw, they all seem to have it, or the fact that her mom is a Brazilian and Brazil has historically been the tranny porn hub of the world due to the worms they all have…..

Hailey plays up being a Christian, which may have been an angle to seduce Bieber into marriage for a taste of her adult virgin soup….which now has been ravaged by childbirth after seducing or manipulating the popstar we all know she was a groupie for, we’re talking posters on the bedroom wall, to his semen dripping off the bedroom walls after experiencing her Brazilian ass before marriage thanks to her attempt to conserve the cunt for Jesus.

You know how it is…

Anyway, she’s on a diving board with her mom-dumper out, in heels to make her look longer, face still hard….but that’s what gay men are into….

She is in GQ, which still exists…boring…

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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin Bieber|Hailey Bieber

2025

12

Nov

Girl Smuggles Booze Into the Theatre of the Day

I am always surprised when I hear that people still go to the movie theatre….especially after that shooting that happened in Colorado all those years ago, like you’d have to be a lunatic to sit through a movie in a public place when you can lock yourself away and be left alone…

I get that movies have been sold to us as an experience, which makes movie companies richer, when in reality it’s just overpriced and annoying.

You can just watch the movie at home, left alone and naked…so people can’t get mad when you start grabbing yourself out of boredom of trying to sit through the movie..since most movies suck…

Well, for the sake of viral content, this influencer went to the movies and smuggled in some fireball the old fashioned “my vagina is a purse” way….

There weren’t many people at the theatre, making the theatre dicksuck that got PeeWee Herman in trouble far more of an option for you gays out there….

There was a time when movies were packed, because people were desperate to go out and do something….

Thank god for our defeated “WHY BOTHER SPIRIT” when we can let others of the internet do the living, or inserting booze in their cunt, so we don’t have to do the living…..

It works…

Posted in:Booze

2025

12

Nov

Panties Under Jeans of the Day

I am a firm believer that women don’t wear panties unless they have their period or some kind of infection….

So if that’s the case, these are a bunch of girls on their periods or with some pussy hole infection…

I guess there are some girls who have the drips and need panties due to excitement…..

Then there could be some ovulation mucus wanting to get sperm knocked up…because that’s how we are wired…

There are some girls with outty vaginas who find the seam of the tight pants hard on their calloused pussy from being exposed to the element like an adventuring trying to cross the arctic circle…

There’s just too many reasons for the panties, that my theory of girls not wearing Undiewear is debunked….

The good way to celebrate the panty revolution is by getting a glimpse of panty when girls bend over in their jeans….since panty flashes are still perfectly whorish even if it’s tame on the whore scale of this current whore era…

Posted in:Panties

2025

11

Nov

Ashley Benson’s Sloppy Billionaire Mom Tit for Addiction of the Day

Ashley Benson had a baby with Brandon Davis, who is the billionaire oil heir who used to fuck around with Lohan and Paris Hilton in the prime of Celebrity Gossip….before the whole influencer bullshit. He is most famous for calling Lohan and firecrotch, which I am sure I was calling her before he called her that, but I am a troll on the internet who may be AI or SPAM BOT and not a billionaire oil heir in LA…..

I just know I used to call the gingers in High School Fire Crotch decades before the Lohan Fire Crotch thing happened….

That being said, Benson was a crackhead looking lesbian after her fame and fortune from her hit TV show…..she dated Cara Delevingne another crackhead, not that girls can date, but they can pretend to be in a relationship before realizing lesbianism is a myth….

She went straight back to the cock, she was probably ovulating and liked that the cock belonged to a billionaire…because if youre going to make a baby, do it with a billionaire.

She got off the crackhead shit, got fit with ozempic, made a baby and thorugh it all kept some of her tit, just far sloppier than it once was…BUT still tit…and that’s FUN if you’re into that kind of thing.

She is at some crackhead event to end crackhead addiction, which is probably a cause close to her crackhead heart….

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Posted in:Ashley Benson

2025

11

Nov

Fat Ass Rita Ora of the Day

How about some fat ass Rita Ora to celebrate some tits that were almost really famous before getting cut from her record contract, only to make herself really famous with her tits.

She’s post menopausal now, with some fat ass and tits, while the rest of her looks a little too ripped, which happens with all that lack of estrogen…increased testosterone….menopause fetish shit…

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