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2026

17

Jun

Weirdly Shaped Kylie Jenner Does Stretches on a Yacht of the Day

Kylie Jenner is on some yacht, I guess it’s billionaire yacht season in Europe right now and Kylie’s a fucking billionaire thanks to the internet or social media being a direct to consumer infomercial replacement…SHAM FUCKING WOW scam…

She’s on her yacht with some stripper looking pilates instructor who is probably on her payroll and has to pretend she’s her friend…

The are doing some stretching, pussy stretching, in her tight shorts…..

But her body is so fucking weirdly jacked up with whatever the family doctor who cut off Bruce’s dick did to her to make her seemingly hot to so many weird internet people…

So maybe the pilates is just her loosening up the silicon hips or ass they gave her….

It’s not hot to me, but some of you may like fucking kitchen garbage….because it is fleshy, moist and smells like the only pussy you know…

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2026

17

Jun

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

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Wednesday is typically known as Survivor Night in these parts…

Then there’s the whole HUMP DAY shit, which I’ve hated for as long as I can remember because it’s always some smug-faced asshole mainstreamer who is like “happy hump day” with that fucking smirk on his asshole face….

Then there’s the whole sexual harassment uptight bitches who wish you a happy hump day, sometimes in a professional setting, then get mad when you pull out your dick and start stroking….leading to financial collapse, being fired and being un-hireable for the rest of your life, like the scarlet letter on your forehead from taking a bitch up on her HUMP DAY offer…

DONT BE HAPPY HUMP DAYING ME unless you are prepared to having your leg mounted like you work at a dog rescue, with unruly and horny street dogs who don’t know proper etiquette…

ANYWAY…

So to keep things on WEDNESDAY perverse and in-line with the whole jerking off on a wednesday, we focus on WET SPOT WEDNESDAYS, which make more sense than WEDNESDAY being the MIDDLE of the week, therefore the hump in the week, therefore, humping inanimate objects if not quite what they want of you..

Posted in:Wet Spot

2026

16

Jun

No So Super Milly Alcock at SUPERGIRL Event of the Day

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I am really only posting this because her name is AL COCK…as in Al’s COCK…more like ALL COCK…cuz she’s got the look of a teenage boy.

In the event you don’t know, because I didn’t know, Milly Alcock is the ugly girl they cast as Super Girl because they want you to sexualize ugly girls by not giving you the option to sexualize hot girls because they don’t cast hot girls in anything…

It’s all part of the conspiracy to turn you gay…or to get ugly girls laid…I don’t know, but ugly girls have been having sex since the dawn of time, it’s never an accomplishment for an ugly girl to get laid, since she has the whole vagina thing. There will always be a dude willing to stick the dick in….and sometimes multiple times…it’s a skillset that all men possess if they choose to fuck instead of jerking off.

That doesn’t mean we need to give ugly girls more hype than they already have by putting them on TV SCREENS…

This is some SUPERGIRL event that she’s at because she is SUPER GIRL…

CAN YOU BELIEVE this is who they used for SUPER GIRL?

She looks like nerd from High School who listens to 70s glam rock….cross dressing for his Taylor Momsen Costume on Halloween….

She is Australian and has a bit of that SWEENEY retard face the actors have now, making me assume she’s from the Australian cloning facility…but without the tits…on some ZENDAYA for Spiderman shit tit…only SUPERGIRL.

SUPER GIRL MORE LIKE SUPER UGLY GIRL…right…

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2026

16

Jun

Joey King Looking Like a Swamp Monster Coming Out ofher Car of the Day

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I don’t know if busted down, broken down, beat up looking pasty white chicks with badly dyed red hair is your thing….but if it is, you’d love French Canadian chain smoking grannies because they all look like this as they sweat and drop cigarette ash into the poutine sauce…

It’s not quite the look you’d want from an overhyped child star that they’ve tried to package as a hot chick…

Looking like some sort of creature all hunched over and monstrous…like some kind of reptilian who has never seen the sun…but the again the reptilian overlords are responsible for the entertainment industry, so they all look like this when their shapeshifting spells are turned off..

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2026

16

Jun

Leni Klum’s Glimpse of her Titty in a Robe of the Day

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Leni Klum is Heidi Klum’s aryan daughter, so she’s been exploiting the fuck out of her and her rocking tits.

Which is pretty much what you’d expect from a woman who has gamed the system with her tits, while having a daughter with rocking tits, she has no choice but to push her into doing the same thing.

Leni was was also raised without a father, because her billionaire dad Fabrizio or whatever the fuck that Italian criminal who got rich off Benneton franchises in the USA while in exile for fraud in the Virgin Islands, was not in the picture.

She was adopted by KISS BY A ROSE SEAL at her birth, and you know how fucking mental adopted girls can be, especially when they are the only aryan one in a sea of beige and browns….THE UNITED COLORS OF BENNETON in her own home…

Anyway, she’s a model, does campaigns, has big tits, is wearing a robe with titty peaking out and some of us are into ROBE PORN….while others are into titty cleavage flashes…so it’s touching a few key points here because she is diverse and versatile with those daddy issues and white privilege.

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2026

16

Jun

Fire Ass of the Day

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And they try to say that social media like Instagram is bad for the youth…

I mean, I think seeing women shoot out fire from their assholes, thanks to cutting a hole into their pants, while doing contortionist shit is what I was missing in life growing up.

I get flagged porn for my music career about vaginas….

Yes this chick inserts fireworks in her ass and has 1,000,000 followers.

Clearly, my idea of porn is skewed, this is just asshole fire art…

That you may want to put out with your mouth or cumshot…

You are a volunteer firefighter when using your cum is the extinguisher…

Posted in:Fire

2026

16

Jun

Winnie the Poohing is Better than Actual Poohing of the Day

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I am of the firm belief that women don’t shit, even when it’s on the dick after sticking it in the pooper…

It’s some delusion, that if you believe it as hard as you can, it basically becomes YOUR TRUTH…

The fact that caked on shit on their asshole you are feeling inclined to lick, because the power of woman ass is compelling….despite being disgusted by human shit, cuz you’re not some kind of Japanese or German and SCAT isn’t in your box of weirdness…but sometimes you turn a blind eye and dive into the brown eye..

ANYWAY, women poohing not exciting…

Women partaking in the WINNIE THE POOHING trend of being PANTSLESS is more exciting…

Even if it’s a tactic that makes it easier for them to actually poo…since no pants are in the way from poo extraction..

Posted in:Pantsless

2026

15

Jun

Nina Agdal Puerto Rican Ass Fetish Content of the Day

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Nina Agdal is the weird headed, five-headed, water-headed looking model who I’ve always found was fit and had a shitty attitude.

She was from some Nordic country in Europe, but landed in Maimi where she worked as a swimsuit model and escort to the rich and sometimes famous, she is rumored to have had anal sex with Leo DiCaprio, we’re not sure if it was her on the top or the bottom since Leo’s kinda queer. I mean, he’s an actor after-all.

Anyway, she found herself some sucker of a billionaire that she can likely pay into, pout on her shitty performance and seduce, while making him think he has a SI Swim star, one of their more prolific….

So they married, he bred her and moved her to Puerto Rico where they evade taxes strategically…

ANYWAY…

She is POST PARTEM, BABY has dropped and she’s letting her Puerto Rican roots influence her in booty content..

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2026

15

Jun

Suki Waterhouse Forgets her Pants of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse was a scenester model from the UK who was best friends with Cara Delevingne, at least I remember her being BFFs with Cara Delevingne and it’s quite possible that they don’t know each other or hate each other, but happened to be two Brits trying to make it in America at the same time.

I prefer the storyline being that Suki Waterhouse is the Hailey Beiber to Care Delevingne as the Kendall Jenner.

There is room at the table for both rich kids to eat, but one of the rich kids pulled off the scam a little better than the other, but the other still was able to get her fuck on with important Hollywood actors, passed around if you will, eventually landing on the dick of the guy from Twilight who turned Kristen Steward gay and who Cara Delevingne also dated in their lesbianism…

I’m one for CONSPIRACIES so why are both CARA DELEVINGNE and SUKI WATERHOUSE creepy TWILIGHT groupies, SUKI went so far as to BREED with one, while DELEVIGNE probably just fisted one like she was giving birth….

ANYWAY, she’s pantsless..