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2026

06

Feb

Lily Rose Depp – Lesbian Legs of the Day

Lily Rose Depp has always had a rockin’ set of cankles, which unlike a rockin set of tits, is not quite the same kind of rockin…..since cankles aren’t hot…

She also had a solid set of dwarf legs, straight some some other realm her reptilian father crawled out of…

Her thighs are sturdy, her leggings are tight, her pussy being hugged harder than when her lesbian lover fists her, and the whole thing may not be that exciting to anyone but me…

Her strong midget legs would be good to wear as a scarf, The way these lesbians do it since they don’t have cocks to fuck with..choked you out before snapping your neck when she realizes you have that toxic masculine weapon in your hand, your micro penis, something terrifying to these lesbians….

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2026

06

Feb

Kate Hudson Being Held Together by Pantyhose of the Day

Did you know that the lady who is credited for inventing shapewear basically just cut the legs off pantyhose.

She became a billionaire by swindling women into buying her overpriced version of pantyhose that held bitches together. They could have just cut off their pantyhose legs and wore them like a granny girdle….but instead they wanted the brand name because the hive mind is weak when marketed to…..

She became a billionaire by swindling men everywhere into thinking the bitch they are looking at in those tight outfits actually hold up when they take off those tight outfits and aren’t actually being held together by the tight outfits…

That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t still have a slutty secretary in her pantyhose fetish, it’s just to say that pantyhose hold bitches together in ways that made one king bitch a billionare…

So unwrapping Kate Hudson, who has also been marketed hard to us thanks to her mom, could be a disaster, but like the Red Cross, or FEMA, she seems to be contained…

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2026

06

Feb

Jenna Ortega’s Face of the Day

These pictures are a few weeks old, it’s Jenna Ortega at Sundance or some other bullshit that I am just seeing for the first time today since I am not a member of the Jenna Ortega fan club, or even someone who think she should have fans….

If anything, I like the comedic relief she provides in every content piece she is part of, reminding me of how retarded the general population is.

It’s not the first time they present an ugly – transgender boy you’d fuck in Brazil on your sex tourism holiday as a hot chick.

It’s still funny to see people buy into what they are being sold. It’s like they tell you she’s hot, you decide she must be hot, and then you have a group of idiots GOONING or jerking off to these low level looking bitches like they are high level looking bitches…

It reminds me of an article I saw on financial freedom, where one tip was “Lower your standard of living”….

This is the pussy version….

You people should collectively FIGHT THE SYSTEM and protest all the UGLIES being presented as HOTTIES…

It’s at the point of ridiculous, I mean they are selling Michael Jackson post death, we are talking the open coffin viewing for family and friends looking bitches as hot hollywood starlets and that is wrong.

DO SOMETHING…

NO…not that….you sick fuck…keep it in your damn pants, yes there’s a hard nipple, calm down…..

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2026

05

Feb

This One’s for Stella Hudgens’ Lawyers Who Keep Emailing Me of the Day

I know you have a crush on me Stella Hudgens’ lawyers, but you could just ask me out on a date, instead of sending me threatening legal takedown notices on behalf your client, because her NUDES belong on OF where she sells them, and not on this site, where they are used for marketing purposes to lure in potential buyers, free of fucking charge, free MARKETING to dudes onto porpoises….no wait…WHALES…

Her new marketing campaign is WHALES FOR WHALES because she relies on the serious nerds or fans of her sister with a lot of money to fund and motivate her to continue her pussy spreads…and giant sized plus sized fucking nips…

Here’s Stella Hella-lot-of-Hudgnes of the day…

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2026

05

Feb

Kristen Stewart’s Lesbian Tit in Her Movie Theatre in a Bra of the Day

Kristen Stewart is some 45 year old lesbian who instead of buying sperm off ebay to breed with her masculine leaning lesbian wife, since lesbians actually like traditional relationship dynamics, where one is the hot chick and the other wears the strap on cock….that’s just facts….like that lesbianism is a myth, because all lesbians want to make babies, and thus want cock to make those babies, for at least one day a month and if they don’t go for the cock, it’s because they have a mental block, like a drug addict actively not doing drugs, or a drunk actively not drinking….they have to mentally NOT do what they want to do….

But that’s just my bigotry speaking….especially since she’s had cock before, so how much of a lesbian was she really….while fucking and sucking and shit…

ANYWAY, I don’t go on social media, I don’t read the news, that’s why I am an out of touch retard, which I’d imagine is a breath of freshair with all that internet whining.

HOWEVER, in my NON-internet usage, I still saw 6-10 different articles about how Kristen Stewart, a multi millionaire, bought an old Los Angeles movie theatre in Highland Park, like she was Jack White or whoever the fuck buying some classic recording studio, because she makes movies you see….

I assume she’ll be showing lesbian pornos there for private lesbian events, it’s like it’s her own Epstein Island….but a movie theatre instead.

So apparently real estate investments by lesbians impresses people because they finally have a reason to be wearing those construction boots, overalls and flannels they all wear….you know to fix that shit up…

She wasn’t hot before she was a lesbian and lesbianism sure didn’t make her look hotter….but I’ll post it anyway.

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2026

05

Feb

Amy Schumer Posted Ozempic Swimsuit Pics a Month Ago of the Day

And people have yet to recover…eyes still suffering the retinal burns….the image of the weird faced joke thief weirdo forever burned into their minds…

Proof that just dropping the fat thanks to science doesn’t stop the fat head from behing fat and doesn’t make the body worth looking at in a swimsuit…

It’s actually a huge accomplishment to have a bikini body not worth looking at, but rather that you actively try not to look at because she’s a monster…

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2026

04

Feb

Elsa Hosk in Red Lingerie of the Day

Elsa Hosk was one of the slutty Victoria’s Secret models who I was willing to start a charitable organization for, back when the world turned on hot chicks and swapped them out for fat trolls of the internet.

It was one of the saddest times in our lifetimes, seeing hot chicks who were made into millionaires for being hot, totally alienated for being hot by the brands that made them rich, all because of a bunch of loud mouth angry pigs threatened to boycott them…

If the models weren’t millionaires, I would have moved forward as their savior, fucking running car washes, rub and tug back sales and other exciting things to help them survive.

But the hot chick will always survive thanks to being hot….

Elsa Hosk is old now, still hot, still doing lingerie shit and NO FATTY WHINER is gonna bring her down….because we’re all here wanting her to bring us down by suffocating us with her ass….SMOTHER BROTHER…

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2026

04

Feb

Girls In Sheer Clothing of the Day

There’s a lot of sluts out there posting pics of their spread assholes on their instagram for attention. Anything to get noticed and most aren’t even getting noticed, which must be pretty sad for them…..spreading their soul for all to see what they ate for lunch the day before and no one cares because too many other girls are doing it for them to matter…

So it’s nice to see some wholesome girls fully clothed!

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2026

04

Feb

Lily Allen Shakes Her Granny Asshole of the Day

I don’t know if any of you remember Lily Allen, but she was always this pudgy little rich girl from the UK who’s parents gave a record deal, which worked out nicely for her because she was a huge star for a few minutes in a time when you made stupid money with music when people bought CDs.

That took her from being a family embarrassment to the star!

She was always dumpy, never hot, always on the cusp of being a pig….but now that she’s an old rich lady, she can get the tits, the injections, the fillers, the botox, the ozempic and the other things that make her look like a muppet….and that is a serious improvement.

The 50 year old multiple divorcee and mom looks like a better fuck then the 20 year old fat chick living her dream and thinking she is important because of all the positive feedback, because 50 year old moms know they are 50 year old moms who by definition can’t be hot, but they can be more fuckable than other 50 year old moms and that’s a good uses of her money.

She is on a comeback tour, riding nostalgia, making more money and doing media – shaking her ass…and social media shaking her ass…there’s a lot of Lily Allen ass going on!

Posted in:Lily Allen

2026

04

Feb

Sydney Sweeney’s Lingerie Brand is Boring of the Day

I guess the general observation from a full retard like me is that social media has killed innovation.

That’s not to say there aren’t creative geniuses out there, they are probably in bus shelter’s doing FECAL art to keep warm because they are homeless…

Then there’s the fame whores who just want to get noticed, doing vile shit to get noticed, and barely getting noticed, but that doesn’t really count as creative genius, that’s more sad and desperate.

It’s just to say that people are slaves to either the AI, the algorithm, the machine….

They all want things to work so they just do the same tried, tested and true bullshit.

WHY REINVENT THE WHEEL – IT HAS ALREADY BEEN INVENTED…

They do the safe and easy formulaic bullshit that doesn’t really inspire, but rather makes everything feel like mall brand bullshit….and they get rewarded

They do the lazy, obvious and weak…

This is Sweeney’s sold out brand, that would have sold out regardless, since that’s part of the marketing hook, because women are so lame that they buy anything trending for some sort of validation.

Sweeney’s audience is mainly men, but apparently a lot of chicks want to be here because they think they’ll look hotter in her branded panties when they take slutty selfies for their tinder dates….

Unless it’s all just a lie.

So in her marketing of her product, all she really has to do is strip down into the product and ride the tits as she does…

But that makes for uninspired content.

She has an opportunity to do cool things, but instead does boring things, because she doesn’t have to waste her time doing cool things, maybe because as a commercial puppet slave to the satanic demonic industry, she doesn’t even know what cool things are.

She just knows how to do what she is told like a good set of tits…

Here’s her work…wasted opportunities happen every day.

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