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2018

15

Oct

Juliette Lewis Naked Goddess Bush of the Day

Juliette Lewis Naked Nipples Bush in the Water

I am a fan of Juliette Lewis. She’s from my era of getting into the movies. From Christmas Vacation, to Cape Fear, to Kalifornia, to Natural Born Killers, to Edward Scissor Hands, no wait that was Winona, this one was in Gilbert Grape, to every single movie she’s ever done…Mixed Nuts, Strange Days, Basketball Diaries…fuck I am turning into IMDB…

She’s pretty much legend status…

Apparently, she’s in this new HBO show by the cunt Lena Dunham, because they keep giving their regulars work, and it’s called Camping, where people go Camping and I guess skinny dip, showing off bush, while I love bush and celebrate all bush…because bush is great and so is this 45 year old’s bush….better than Lena Dunham’s that I am surprised she didn’t write into the script even though she’s not starring in this show…she’s just writing it, you’d just assume she’d be in a bear costume in the woods outside the campground farting with her ass spread as you know she does…

But this isn’t about Lena Dunham, if anything we all need to thank her for writing this nude scene with Juliette Lewis in….we like it.

Juliette Lewis Naked Nipples Bush in the Water

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2018

15

Oct

Noah Cyrus Nipples See Through of the Day

Noah Cyrus is not wearing a bra, because girls don’t wear bras, especailly not fat chicks, I mean those tits, and the way they bounce is key to their success as a woman people will pay attention to.

I appreciate that she’s adapted or taken on some of her sister Miley’s marketing strategy, of having tits and panties, out there…but the big difference between this Noah is that she’s the size of a fucking Ark and she’s not saving animals, she’s just shamelessly trying to draw attention to herself…all while not being Miley..

It’s they typical sister of someone famous, someone interesting, someone the media loved…trying to be her own voice, her own celebrity, missing the fucking mark….but still doing it, still going down that slippery how shameless and naked does she need to be to break free from the Miley….will it involve her doing porn, fisting herself or being fisted, we don’t know..but we can hope…because with a body like this…it’s better off in porn doing fetish content than the mainstream trying to be a bootleg version of her sister’s pop career….a sister who makes existing much easier for Noah…because if she wasn’t a Cyrus, or a mini Miley that Miley endorses…she’d be a fucking cashier at the movie theater….she’s just that level of hot….

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2018

15

Oct

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Dykes it Down of the Day

Nina Agdal is a whore, so seeing her post up video of her friend playing aggressively with her tits, is pretty standard and expected, but maybe it’s exciting for those of you who are Nina Agdal fans, as I know you exist.

I wonder if you’re the same kind of guy who is into the mentally retarded who aren’t too mentally retarded…but just mentally retard enough to listen to you when you seduce them on the bus, when watching them chronic masturbation as retards do, easy convince their gullible asses that you’ll give them a good life outside the retard home, only to fuck them, even knock them up, only never to be seen again, because retards don’t ask for ID, or names and numbers, not when it comes to being taken advantage of for sex…

I know people with retard relatives who have come home or back to their facility they live in pregnant – not knowing who did it or what happened….but knowing they love sex….and I assume you’re the kind of guy who likes that, or likes Nina Agdal since her forehead looks like theirs..and you can relive that perversion – pervert.

What it comes down to is she’s a garbage SI Model, and SI doesn’t matter. She managed to get Leo to pay attention to her for a minute but not knock her up, she’s not fucking Christie Brinkley’s son, and this has become her cocktease…lazy girls grabbing tits on IG stories, like it was snapchat years ago….

The amount of times i’ve seen girls grabbing / raping / other girl’s tits on social media…is many…where’s the #metoo movement for that? Oh right…it’s just fun and games when girls assault each other’s tits.

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2018

15

Oct

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits of the Day

Sophie Mudd is the future. I am not too sure what she’s the future of, but I am glad to see that tits grow to stupid sizes due to the weird pervert who loved tits so much he figured out ways to integrate titty growing hormones in the dairy and the poultry agriculture process…you know to make your cows produce more, or your chickens plumper, use this titty growing substance! It’ll be great in 20 years when every single 20 year old has stupid disproportionate sized tits, without having to get silly BOLT on tits…it’ll be all natural…carry your fat where it matters…

She’s basically an instagram titty model, who got famous on instagram for having huge tits, I don’t know if she makes real money doing this, but I do know she’s doing what I think is a charitable thing by showing us her tits all the time, letting us know they are they, that they exist, that they are possible….all for free…all she wants is a like and follow…to eventually take her where she needs to be…which I’ll assume is a fuck slut to some rich guy…

She is a reminder that big tits, still get hits, and love and appreciation as big tits should….because she’s got all kinds of followers all from taking selfies that feature her tits…


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2018

15

Oct

India Eisley Naked of the Day

India Eisley Nude Bush and Nipples for Look Away Movie

India Eisley is a 24 year old actress from Los Angeles, where actors are usually from…

Her dad a Glam Rocker…her grandfather an actor on an ABC Show…her mother Olivia Hussey an actress who before marrying this one’s dad was married to Dean Martin’s son…she was also in the Original IT….and is the voice on some Star Wars videogames…so I wonder how India got to this point in her career…tits out from a movie…being featured on this highly reputable site….I am sure from raw talent and struggle…and not from family friends…

India, since this isn’t a post about her parents or their cultural appropriation names…like they were that bitch in the US Politics who is less than 1 percent native, but claiming to be native, you know that kind of cultural appropriation….was in a movie called The Secret Life of the American Teenager, that in one episode shouted out “Jesus Martinez”…which is my name and I assumed was about me because I was told it was about me…even though nothing is about me….

What I am trying to get at, but the voices in my head are distracting me, is that she’s naked in movies, which is how I like all actresses to be, the direction they need to take, the way we can jerk off to them…nudity is in, it’s now, it’s current, it’s great.

Keep up the good feminism!!!

India Eisley Naked Nipples Getting Fucked for Look Away Movie

India Eisley Naked Nipples Getting Fucked for Look Away Movie

India Eisley Naked for new Movie

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2018

15

Oct

Emmy Rossum with the Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day

Emmy Rossum Pussy Stretch Tight Leggings

I don’t like Emmy Rossum. There’s something about her that I find really fucking annoying. I get that she gets naked on a show, and has been getting naked on a show, since that show started and really saved her life from being a really obscure and ignored celebrity….

She’s 32 now, that show’s been on the air for 9 years, so back at 23…seeing her naked was a lot more interesting…it has only been progressively downhill, as nature has told us for generations and generations…but she’s trying to keep it up, this last season for her, because she wants to be paid as much as William H Macy, an actual actor with a career before Shameless, as these egotistical fucks do….I mean she wasn’t in Fargo, Magnolia, or any of the other shows William H Macy was in…she just rode the success of this show thanks to him being on it and 9 years later doesn’t get seniority, assumes she’s more valuable than she is, and is walking….it’s pretty fucking rude, obnoxious, turning her back on those who made you like a whining rich kid…which she is.

So while she tries to stay hot, working out, deep pussy stretches, you can just look at her old nude scenes, when she wasn’t a mid 30s piece of rich entitled shit, when she was trying so hard to make it…even getting naked on TV like a sex worker…because actors and sex workers aren’t far off….

Emmy Rossum Pussy Stretch Tight Leggings

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2018

15

Oct

Ariel Winter Big Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

Ariel Winter Big Ass Tight Leggings

The only exciting thing to me about Ariel Winter is that I assume she’ll have a mental breakdown and lose her fucking shit eventually…

For now, she’s keeping shit relatively cool, she had a bit of a lapse when she turned 18 and emancipated herself from her psycho stage parent of a mother, where she started dressing slutty for her fans, and eating her weight in food, that made her tits she had cut off, come back as big as ever, but probably not as sloppy thanks to the reshaping….

But with that emotional eating came fatness, fatness that her constant working out couldn’t fix, because ABS ARE MADE IN THE KITCHEN…

All while having a great job on a hit show that people watch…you know the job that aspiring actors everywhere go crazy for, the dream is to be on a network sitcom even though no one watches that shit anymore, except maybe old white trash, but still…it’s a good gig to have…but this one doesn’t realize it cuz she’s always had it…and even with her mooch boyfriend who is zero famous or successful as an actor in her face…she doesn’t realize what she’s pulled off thanks to stage parent mom..

I mean…she’s not even that cute, yet on TV weekly…crazy…

Or maybe she is starting to realize it, which is why she’s back in the gym posting up booty exercises to give you all boners…since 18 year olds who look like 40 year olds thanks to being sloppy bodied is your fetish…cuz she’s rich and famous…which makes being an 18 year old who look like 40 year old thanks to being sloppy bodied pretty mint. (mint is a word people say on instagram to mean good like the TEA).

Ariel Winter Big Ass Tight Leggings Pussy Print

Here she is sucking it in

Booty workout

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