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2026

16

Jul

Cara Delevingne’s Shitty Shoot for the Bunny of the Day

Playboy has fucking sucked for a long fucking time, but it still has the brand name, which is iconic and a symbol of a sexual revolution that brought us celebrity nudity when the celebrities were down on their luck and needed a quick cash grab….

It’s a magazine we jerked off to as kids when nudity was hard to find, even if it didn’t showcase spread pussy….

They didn’t adapt to the internet generation as well as they should off, all while Hef was 90 and demented, consistently casting gutter blonde chicks as his playmates instead of finding actual hot chicks we’d want to jerk off to…

They gave their digital business to PORNHUB who slaughtered the brand with every low level model they could find to get naked daily for the subscription site, destroying the premium brand…

Then they decided to remove nudity from the magazine, because advertisers think nudity is porn, hence the reason or one of the reasons I am not a millionaire…

Then they decided to try it again, bring it back, get the high profile people naked again….

So they decided to test it with crackhead on her comeback Cara Delevingne, who I assume we’ve all seen topless or naked already, in a shoot pushing 40 years old, that is neither compelling or hot….it just exists…

Sure she has her tits out, but the LESBIAN TO THE STARS, is not showing any cunt, and that’s annoying…

Sure, Playboy doesn’t show the pink anymore as they try to get more premium and fashion again….

But a little slit wouldn’t hurt….

Cara Delevingne helps Playboy’s return and it’s hardly good.

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2026

16

Jul

Wedgies of the Day

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Giving girls wedgies in public will get you arrested…

So if it’s your fetish ever since you were a kid, when wedgies were trending and something bullies would do to you, getting you excited and into doing them to women because they were the only people you could overpower….

Or maybe you were a lucky one where the perverted girl in the class who liked the tickle from the wedgie would force you to give her wedgies….we’ve got the photo gallery for you…

Or maybe you just like seeing panties pulled up inside girls, whether it makes them cum or not doesn’t matter…it’s a good visual…

Girls and Wedgies…giving themselves wedgies so you don’t have to and so you can’t get in trouble from your mom for doing it…it may takes the skin out of the game, but leaves the smears on the underwear, which is really the least you can ask for since these are strangers from the internet!

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2026

16

Jul

Kelly Gale’s Lemon Water Body of the Day

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Lemon Water Body is better than the other Lemon Party…

The internet claims that starting your day with Lemon Water because it hydrates you after a night of drinking and it gives you a vitamin C boost, so no scurvy….that’s about all the evidence there is in Lemon Water’s benefits according to the internet, that is probably just trying to oppress me and suppress the TRUTH…

The claims the influencers make, which may not have scientific backing, but are the actual truth that BIG pharma or BIG food production don’t want you to know, like that Lemon Water is a detox, or that it alkalizes your body, or that it melts fat and boosts metabolism, balances hormones, helps digestion all while rotting the teeth, causing acid reflux, cause mouth ulcers…

Kelly Gale is pushing this lemon water on us and she is supporting her own research with the best kind of evidence, posing half naked to show you the benefits….

You can argue that she was a VS model and looking like this may be due to other factors, but if she wants to pretend it’s the lemon water, we must buy into that and create laws enforcing lemon water on all bitches over the age of 18 as a mandatory measure to look this good….because Kelly Gale is looking good.

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2026

16

Jul

Candice Swanepoel’s Still Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is a Victoria’s Secret lifer.

She stuck with the brand, even when they didn’t stick with her, probably because they kept her salary running while they dealt with the woke mind virus and were forced to hire men with 12 inch boners to be their lingerie models, thanks to the pressure of the internet they decided to listen to…

She is back with the brand, 30 years after signign with the brand and instead of their traditional standard catalot shots, they have her in props. Not just the padded push-up bra, but also other shit to make it as intriguing as her old lady botox face.

Still hot bodied though and still probably my favorite of the group and not just because she’s statistically a racist South African plantation owner’s daughter…but because she’s paid to walk around in her underwear and that’s the kind of personality, moral code, values I look for in a woman…

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2026

16

Jul

Titty MILK of the Day

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You don’t need to be a neglected motherless child or formula fed baby who has now grown up and has deep rooted issues towards women to appreciate titty milk.

You don’t need to be a body builder getting his steroid atrophied balls in a knot at the potential for human growth hormones in the titty milk to appreciate titty milk.

You don’t need to be a titty fetishists with a biology leaning fetish where a natural tit doing what it is designed for, producing milk for it’s offspring to survive, the foundation of being a MAMMAL, the one thing that separates us from BIRDS, Fish and Reptiles…to appreciate titty milk.

You don’t even need to be hungry, with over-eating eating disorder like Eiza Gonzalez to expect a snack while you fantasize playing with tits….to appreciate the titty milk…since we all know there is no playing with tits in the near future of your life..

You don’t need to be a father, or aspiring father or a loser who always dreamed about being a father and having a family, seeing the titty milk as a sign of your success, like your SPERM hit the fucking target and stuck the landing…and here we are as new parents sucking the milk out of our wife’s tits like some kind of reward or champagne toast….to apprecaite titty milk…

You just need to be a pervert like you and me…

Posted in:Lactating

2026

16

Jul

Dementia Daddy Issues Scout Willis in a Bikini of the Day

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You gotta wonder if Bruce Willis in his dementia forgets gifting AARON CARTER close to 1 million dollars. If you don’t remember that, it was filed in court documents that Bruce Willis gifted AARON CARTER close to 1 million dollars. There is no real reason for the gifts, but since Bruce never admitted to the gifts and now he has medical reasons to not remember the gifts, while AARON CARTER died like Marilyn Monroe…it’s like it didn’t happy..

What did happen is that Bruce impregnated Demi Moore with three bratty girls, they were the power couple of the 90s where both were making retarded money before moving to Idaho no you da ho, no they daughter is a ho…

One of those girls is launching a singing career, but more importantly is a grown-up hipster who doesn’t wear a bra so her tits flop around harder than Demi Moore’s titties are, since she’s had so many titty surgeries to maintain her porn look despite being an old, very old, lady…

Anyway, with Bruce’s dementia, he may forget his daughters, definitely forgets their launching a music career which could cause some DEMENTIA DADDY ISSUES, a new kind of Daddy issue, where your dad neglects you due to his brain rot and not because he’s fucking girls younger then her…

Seeing as their dad is Bruce Willis and there’s other weirdness that surrounds him and their Hollywood life, like living with Ashton Kutcher, so those dementia daddy issues may be the least of their problems..

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2026

16

Jul

Eugenics Program Heidi Klum Gets her Ass Fucked by a Machine of the Day

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Heidi Klum may or may not have been born in the 1940s German lab in Antarctica or Argentina. Designed to not age out and rot quite like the average human thanks to alien technology the Nazi’s found.

She does feel like she’s pushing 100 years old….

Then again, she may also be a product of the ARYAN RACE programming of that era, meaning she’s second or third generation, her grandparents were in the Eugenics labs, and Heidi is just the result of those human experiments.

Either way, she’s an Aryan getting work and not getting cancelled, even after all these years of success, and that doesn’t quite add up in the WOKE MIND VIRUS world we live in.

The good news is that she’s a weird menopausal exhibitionist pervert trying to secure her sex appeal, by being an exhibitionist and letting people see her do weird things like machines butt fucking and sucking that big round old lady ass….or body wrapping her mid section with the bottom of her tits visible…

ALL GOOD THINGS.

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2026

15

Jul

Millie Bobby Brown’s Cowboy Titty of the Day

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In the event you didn’t know, tits get hits.

So Millie Bobby Brown, once developing tits, to most of her creepy nerd audience’s dismay, has figured out the importance of using the tits to get her content viral and to get those conversions on her billion dollar in training brand…

Luckily for her, not all of her audience are THOSE kind of creepy nerds, stunted and still mentally 12….you know the bad kind of nerd….a lot are more than happy that she is now 18, post-puberty, even looking like a 45 year old mom…to make jerking off to her and her sloppy tits so far removed from the child star perverts she once appealed to.

I don’t think anyone who watched stranger things should be allowed to work around children, or even walk past schools, but I don’t think that same logic applies to perverts who are just here for her titty marketing…

TITTY MARKETING

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2026

15

Jul

Gran-essandra Ambrosio Still Producing Smut of the Day

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About 20 years ago, I was already exhausted of Alessandra Albrosio’s Victoria’s Secret content. I understood she was one of their Brazilian imports that flew in on the LOLITA EXPRESS before it was branded the LOLITA EXPRESS, but she was really fucking ordinary looking.

She was obviously easy to work with, not a bratty model, maybe because she was so ordinary looking, so the brand just kept using her in their shoots.

I was always asking “WHEN WILL SHE HANG UP THE THONG”….and when will they raise her THONG to the rafters of the VS office in Ohio, memorializing her forever, because it went on too long.

I thought we’d end up waiting until she was pissing herself geriatric, maybe the brand would age with her and drop a diaper collection….maybe they already have…

I thought what kind of dirt does she have on these people that they keep her working…

Luckily, the WOKE MIND virus manipulated the brand into firing all their “Hot models” to open the door for them to use retards, rejects and fat fucks….some with penis.

So she finally got kicked to the curb…

That doesn’t mean the GRANNY aged model doesn’t continue her smut, she is continuing her smut, like it is all she knows, since it probably is…and I am ok with it.

She looks better to me as a GRAN than she did at her peak, no idea how that happens, maybe I like the rotting smell her pussy likely has…I mean I have been known to fuck rotting produce or the women who smell like waste here and there…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2026

15

Jul

Julianne Hough’s Red Bikini of the Day

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Julianne Hough may have a corny drama kid who fucks her brother look to her, but the reality is that these bitches age out better than their peers.

She is a professionally trained dancer, whatever the fuck that means, I mean her dancing is pretty fucking cheesey, but that doesn’t matter when it comes to body composition.

She’s tight bodied, fit, has the moves and mobility of a dancer and you can look past her high energy that annoys you when you’re not fucking because you appreciate the high energy when you are fucking…

Not that any of us are fucking Julianne Hough, but at 50 years old, she’s still looking good…DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION…

Once you couple in the fact that she’s an oppressed Mormon, who was probably abused by her handlers….all conservative and stifled, unable to unleash her inner whore out, making for a lot of fun once she does let the inner whore out.

Like the Catholic school girl rebelling by having sex with a crucifix when she decides to be a goth…only more pop and mainstream and less dark…

ANYWAY, Julianne Hough…in her red bikini living her rich lady life is hot, not just because you know she had anal sex with Ryan Seacrest, but because we don’t know if she was the top or the bottom whilst having anal sex with Ryan Seacrest…

VACATION!

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