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2020

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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As a Born Loser, I have to say, it’s not so bad…it’s the people who strive to achieve shit, or accomplish shit that are the real suckers, because they are still fucking losers, but also failures…if you’re a loser who accepts losing and doesn’t bother trying….there is no failure, if your whole life is a failure at the top level…it’s a winning at losing attitude that makes life worth living….so lets all be losers together since I already know ya’ll are….

That said, I watched my first Joe Rogan episode because Alex Jones was on it and Alex Jones is amazing.

I wouldn’t say I’m a fan because I am not a fan of anything, if I am not posting on this site, I am not on the computer. The only content I digest is produced content on the streaming apps I have other people’s accounts for. I do not visit sites or actually care…

But Alex Jones is iconic and hilarious and there were times that I would get drunk and watch old infowars videos throughout the last 15 years…and clearly I was enough of a fan to watch my first Joe Rogan podcast ever…which is almost an accomplishment in this podcast era of podcasts since he’s the iconic podcast…with all the lame ass bros of the world jerking off to him like he was their god all these years…you’d think I’d bother with it…but it took Conspiracy, Secret Society, Truth Hunter to get me in…

Not to mention, Brian Redban is the reason I have this site, it’s not because I am this Redban fan or even knew who he was at the time, but because he did this blog that was legendary in 2002 or 2003 where he’d drink nothing but Pepsi Spice…it was revolutionary at the time…

So when I was on his Pepsi Spice challenge blog, blogspot had a “start a blog here” button and here we are 16 years later…

He obviously went on to make millions, while I am barely able to afford beer, but we can’t all be winners, especially when we aren’t all friends with Joe Rogan…

So what I will say is that Alex Jones is amazing….and as someone who has been deleted off ALL platforms for being a troll…cancelled before getting started hence my lack of interent success when people who do far less get a lot further….it is important to hear him out and remember how evil the big tech companies are…how fucked up the elite are…and how dumb the general public are with their cancel culture….

The fact they are trying to have Alex Jones De-Platformed, when he’s just putting out information, when they aren’t even the ELITE who don’t want to be exposed, but random everyday people who just don’t like what they are hearing, and the fact they were able to get him off Youtube, Facebook and everywhere else they cancelled him (been there, less dramatic impact on society, but I get it)….but these idiots can’t handle people telling them things they don’t like, agree with or want to hear so they want them erased is some serious fascism…

So freedom of speech may have never existed, the tech companies private and can control information, the people are too dumb to do anything but eat up…but shutting up someone because it goes against your ideas instead of turning on another channel is fucking mental.

So with that….Free Alex Jones,Fuck Joe Rogan, and Click on the stepLINKS…

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Jen Selter Does Squats with a Pumpkin….with that Booty…
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Elle Fanning Being Inappropriate With a Turkey Leg
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Fat Ass!
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Some Emrata Pregnancy Pics!
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Hottest Bubble Blower Ever
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Margot Robbie and Her Puppy!
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Lisa Maffia Wild Pokies
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Olivia Culpo Hot and Busty in a Swimsuit
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Samara Weaving in a Bikini on the Beach
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Paris Hilton the Queen of Halloween
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Dallas Man’s Realistic Halloween Display Is Wild.
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Watch How Korea Captures illegal Chinese Fishing Vessels!
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Artist Uses Facial Reconstruction AI To Show How Roman Emperors Looked In Real Life
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J.Lo Booty in Beverly Hills
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Hot Instagram Twins
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Gigi Hadid’s Note to her Newborn….
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This is a Dancing Face Paintaing that is More Impressive than the Way I Paint CLICK HERE

Candice Swanepoel in a Tiny Bikini
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Thirst Trap Thursday with Nina Agdal
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Bella Thorne and Mickey Rourke Team Up!
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This Deepfake Comedy Show By The Creators Of South Park Is Really Interesting…
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Donuts Make Car Explode
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Cameron Diaz’s New Love Shack
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Frisbee Turned into Boomerang
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Spooky Nude Wilderness Shoot to Get You in the Spirit
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Josie Canseco and Cindy Crawford Shoot in Montana!
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Sports Hottie of the Day
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This Undercover Cop Shows How Difficult It Is To File A Complaint Against A Cop!
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When The Plumber Doesn’t Know He’s In A P*rn Shoot – Dumb Parody But the Girl is Good..
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Creepy Hollywood Guy
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TEAM of geniuses
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Maria Galvin’s Bikini Shoot!
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Leslie Mann and Cameron Diaz Are Roller Girls!
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Jay Cutler Endorses Trump on Instagram
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Looking At Russia’s Inflatable Military Tanks!
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Guy Blows Up His Car Because He Doesn’t Like How It Runs!
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Girl Drinks Water so HarD
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Gabby Epstein Hot Bikini Body
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Camila Cabello Skimpy Top!
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Dodgers Fan Gets Knocked Out Falling Off a Jeep Celebrating the World Series Victory
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“The Haunted House”, A 112-Year-Old French Horror Movie That Used Modern Filming Tech!
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Sylvester Stallone And Arnold Schwarzenegger As Step Brothers Deepfake!
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Hot to make a real face mask
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Nadine Gold’s Topless in Studio!
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Instagram Model in Hot Dodgers Fetish Gear
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Dumb Parkour Stunt
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Get Some Stylish Underwear!
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Irina Shayk Doing Her Trench Coat Flasher Walk…
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Isala Fisher in Leggings….The Legs that Borat Fucks
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Chanel Jeffries Hot Body
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Eiza Gonzalez Mom Jeans
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Taylor Momsen Lives and is on a Motorbike – Pantsless
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Florence PUGH in a Magazine
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Kaia Gerber in a Tank Top
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Candice Swanepoel Skinny in Bike Shorts
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Scarjo in a Magazine Spread
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AMbrosio in Leggigns
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Fat Ass is All Filled Up
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Generation WHY?! Seriously.
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8 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Hot Store Flasher…
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Close Enconters of a Purple Dildo Kind
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Frankenstein’s Vagina.
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Public Fuckers get Busted…
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Dont’ Try this at Home
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Too Much Tit to Like?
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Go Deep
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Double Penetrating Two Best Friends
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Amateur GF
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18 People Having a Shity Day
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Hot Titty Reveal
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Red Fishnet Ride
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Slutty Tennis Babe
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Fat ASs Rider
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Shower with Eva Elfie
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Kristen Stewart’s Best Nude Pics!
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Bouncy Bouncy on a Dildo
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Classic, Women Refills Office Cream with Breast Milk
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Diora Baird’s Topless Dance
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This Girl’s Out Here Ruining Couches
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2020

Oct

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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SUMMER IS NOT OVER!

TANLINES WILL NOT DIE!

TAKE YOUR VITAMIN D AND YOU WILL NOT DIE!

GIRLS ARE TOO SLUTTY AND VAIN AND LOVE BEING TANNED LIKE A KARDASHIAN OR SOME SHIT SO TANLINES MAY FADE BUT PICTURES OF THEM MAKE TANLINES LAST FOREVER…

Here’s that Tanline Thursday good times!

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2020

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Oh shit, we’ve got our Asshole Behind Thong Thursday post for you to celebrate assholes behind thongs because thongs aren’t wide enough to cover the assholes they were intended to cover….maybe assholes are too big and the design can’t support them…or maybe the thong from this position was only intended for people you have sex with not strangers like us….but for whatever reason…the girls in thongs are out here celebrating their assholes not being covered by their underweaer because we are in the era of the anus, all people anal obsessed, all people, men, women, trannies alike have assholes unless they have cancer or a Stoma Bag that has them sewn up, so showing your asshole is the modern day handshake I guess….and it’s great…I mean look how many girls are putting their assholes online this week…just for the sake of showing their assholes…so many.

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2020

Oct

Ashley Benson Lace Dress of the Day

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Ashley Benson doesn’t do much, but fuck random chicks like Cara Delevingne who probably targeted her because that’s what opportunists trying to get as much hype as they can do….they’ve since broken up and girl is back with the dick….

But I guess she doesn’t really need to do much because she got cast on what became a huge fucking show at the time of instagram so girl got all the spillover followers early in and like the other bitches from that show, is riding it…in a lazy fucking way.

She can get consistent deals from brands to do really dumb shit like take a selfie, because she wwas 21 million followers….so set until instagram dies but it will never die because people are too invested in it and don’t want to lose their followers…

So like other celebs, I guess she’s realizing it’s time to maximize the social media feed with some smutty content, to get that attention, the views, all with very little effort…steal that money from the lame influencers who weren’t ever on a hit TV show girl.

Since she’s got big tits, tits that have probably been used as a phallus to make women cum like they were riding a pillow as they do…I’m watching…

Sure she’s sloppy and all that, but sloppy tits are fun, we need them….so I’m encouraging this Ashley Benson big titty revival.

Get paid girl.

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2020

Oct

Bella Hadid Hand Bra of the Day

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This is Bella Hadid posting a selife from LAST year where she’s got her tits out and her panties on like some low level whore looking for attention becasue they are all empty low level whores looking for attention, some just get paid better and have more views, but that doesn’t satisfy their emptiness…that just gives the ego a boost…but for someone who was born and raised rich, making 5 million or 10 million a year…is just like “allowance”….they don’t care about that….plus no matter how hard she owns the self promotion you know she knows she’s the ugly sister and not model worthy….no matter how big the ego is, she sees other models and knows she’s a hack job literally hacked up and put back together to look like this terrifying cartoon version of a WITCH or DEMON coming to eat your soul, which is what she’s doing with every campaign and selfie she does…

So this shoot is her creative vision of being Fred Flintsone for Halloween, she sketched out the look for I guess her asian seamstress she keeps in her basement, doing her best paper doll you can’t undress like you used to growing up, you paper doll pervert….and she’s shit…that face…terrifying…

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2020

Oct

Dove Cameron Pole Dance of the Day

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Dove Cameron does Pole Dance and it’s not that exciting to me.

I was never really into pole dancing, when I’d go to the strippers I didn’t need to see some acrobatic shit, or some cirque du soliel shit…since half the strippers were Circus School drop outs in these parts…it’s the home of cirque du soleil and not all girls can be in the circus…the spillover ends up on the pole…

So since I’ve never been into pole dancing, despite having spent way too much time in stripclubs, in the late 90s and early 2000s I’d go to the same strip club 2 sometimes three times in a day…..for late lunch free buffet…for late dinner pre drink…for the last hour and a half of the night….and when I did that I didn’t get any fucking respect from any of the strippers, if anything they thought I was a mooch fuck who realized I could get 2 hot meals for 2-3 dollar cover charge.

Anyway, when the whole suburban pole dance thing happened for bored housewives to find their inner slut, I knew it’d be a hit because women have historically been jealous and judgy of strippers because they knew at their core they wanted men to jerk off to them and not some other bitch…and that whole thing, even with the social media videos wasn’t hot to me….even when they were in their skimpy stripper outfits…

So seeing some Disney Kid we all know will never be a stripper, doesn’t really give me stripper fantasies, since I don’t have stripper fantasies…it’s the non strippers that you gotta fantasize about because they don’t charge 10 dollars a dance…and sure Dove Cameron is a non stripper, but her selfies have been sluttier than this, so maybe just stick to crotch shots and hard nipple pics…this integrating dance into the whole thing is just dumb.

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2020

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Overly Excited Halloween Bullshit of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is one of those weirdo theatre kids that you know likes to get fucked but is fucking annoying to be around because she’s a weirdo theatre kid…I remember them from when I used to loiter at a college to stare at pussy…over the last 20 years…and I’d see all these leotard wearing overly excited weirdos being annoying with their characters, dance, cries for attention…

I am sure you’ve met people over the years who channeled being a Disney kid, just a lame fuck with a huge smile on their face, like they live in the happiest place on earth…maybe a waitress or your own kid….because at a time being a Disney kid was the fucking dream…

So you’ve got this theatre kid pervert who has that Disney kid training…dealing with a Holiday like Halloween, while realizing she’s about to finally make stupid money thanks to finally accepting her fate as an instagram content creator…only to realize how easy it is to make content for instagram to get paid…no lines need to be memorized, no leaving of house required, brands just throw money at you and it makes you more appealing to those execs looking for actors…a win…just not for influencers…since celebs are moving in on their turf…

So with her being overly excited pevert exhibitionist weirdo theatre kid who LOVES halloween, she’s doing all this Halloween content and this outfit features cleavage and a BDSM collar the way all Disney kids dress, just not in public…because they are slaves man…SLAVES…

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2020

Oct

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Sometimes I think to myself “what if I went corporate” back when I first started the site in 2004, you know before the internet was the booming thing, when I had a bunch of useless people visiting the site because there was nothing else to do on the internet…I would have probably got hired at the time since no smart people worked in “internet”….I would be a captain of industry running all the hottest internet businesses around, you know since the smart people weren’t on the internet at the time, would I be rich, or would I be fired for fucking the staff, forfeiting all my corporate bonuses, since corporate people get paid…..I mean it would have been a huge damper on my alcoholism, sleeping in, sitting around doing nothing all day….but I’d probably be an asshole with a TESLA…

Then I look at the site and think, for a site that’s been updated daily all these years, no one actually gives a fuck about it…imagine if 1,000,000 people checked in to see what antics I am up to…despite being a very boring person….would that be the dream…but then I remember being invisible, obscure, confusing, insignificant is actually the ultimate troll on myself but more importantly, the only place I want to be….

So as I turn to the internet to see that girls are posting more and more nudes, daily, just so many girls getting naked, something I am passionate about documenting…I am going down that slippery slope of “is it porn if the barista at starbucks is just flashing tits”….I’m like Alex Jones and this is my Conspiracy Fight for the Truth….only with tits…tits posted by girls just wanting to have their tits seen…it’s noble work, important work, work that people don’t seem to care about, they write me off as porn…not like some innovative Simon Cowell doing American Idols auditions everyday with the nudes…so maybe this makes me a pornographer, I see it as a resposter of chicks, and reposter isn’t even a word…

So here are hot tits being flashed and I like em.

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2020

Oct

Kendall Jenner Thong of the Day

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I could probably got on a rant about how shit the Kardashians are from every angle of their scam, and I call it a scam because what they did was barely clever, whether it made them all billions or not, it was a lot of luck, right place right time, and the world is filled with morons.

I am not actually against the Kardashians, despite thinking they are terrorists on a generation or even two generations of people, mainly women….and I guess men who think women should look like a fucking doughy muppet…I mean I am against them as a concept but I am not sitting here mad about it…I just think it’s silly when it comes up…

So despite thinking they are overrated garbage that make way more than they really should, but thanks to being overrated, they get…it’s like top performing AVON ladies over here….and despite thinking they are all fucking monsters….Kendall’s pretty hot.

It could be her body, that I am sure has had fat transplants and other procedures to get that hip to waist ratio and maybe even the cleavage, but it doesn’t look all that bad, fake, terrifying….

So, I don’t think Kendall is deserving of being a TOP MODEL, But I get it….the fashion industry are groupies and whores and this is what happens when kids who grew up on the family get marketing jobs….in a superficial and garbage industry like fashion…

I do think she looks way too much like BRUCE / CAITLIN / WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT FREAK CALLS HIMSELF…

But she’s still hot…and this is her Celebrating Kim being a 40 year old pile of dog shit….in her bikini.

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2020

Oct

How Emma Roberts Got Pregnant of the Day

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Emma Robert is a babe despite being pregnant, because I typically hate pregnancy for numerous reasons, from it’s attack on the body, mainly the pussy that moms will try to convince you is designed to retract, but that is still something you know a kid crawled out of…..to other parts of the body like the stomach….then there’s the damage it does to the soul…where you give up your life for this creature that crawled out of you…and it lasts at least 18 years…spending money, dealing with their bullshit, their drama, shit that really has nothing to do with you, like when it’s up at night crying and you’re like “your problem bro”…and it looks back at you like “please dad I am only 2” and you’re like…fuck you should have been aborted, or washed out of my shorts like so many of my other “children” before you….because motherfucker just wants to sleep….

So these kids age you, ruin you, and are thankless and greedy about it….

Then there’s the whole bigger issue of “Save the Planet”…where you’re throwing another CARBON FOOTPRINT into the world…so hipster bitch won’t drink with plastic straws but she’ll make a kid to mooch off the land for another 90 years…selfish cunt…

Then there’s the whole bigger issue of “what’s the fucking future got in store for us”…from global warming, that you’re just adding to with this ungrateful child….to COVID and whatever other pandemics happen in the next 90 years of its life…to evil tech people controlling us…and evil corporations enslaving us….the nature of society, tech, utopia and all that….it’s obvious nothing good is coming our way…even an ASTROID hitting us is likely and maybe even welcomed…so let’s throw a kid into that mix because we want to come together and make a kid to show our love…you fucks…maybe he’ll become a leader, a champiom save the world with his resources available to him…I mean his great Auntie is Julia Roberts….which is actually a solid strategy to get addicted to drugs, everyone is on drugs…and spend life taking selfies…but sure let’s hope it changes the world like delusional fucks…

So Inconvenient, Irresponisble, Life Ruining, Body Ruining, Selfish and Narcissistic and ultimately gross…but something to do I guess, especially if you’ve already had one too many abortions…not to mention it’s a welcomed MEME or offshot strategy for social media…brands will even pay you more cuz you’re a mom now…the mom is the number one consumer and thus mom influencers are the number one earners….

Anyway, when hot Emma Roberts got pregnant, my first thought was “let’s see how this went down”…like what position was she cummed in.

As it turns out….there’s footage….and here it is…