January Jones is still alive, I never watched MAD MEN, so I never developed an unhealthy January obsession.

She was only funny because she had a kid with some rich person she never revealed, like other single mothers out there who got knocked up at the bar and secretly bred, only she didn’t do it too secretively because she’s a low level.

Well, it is January, so a good time to give her some love, even though she’s likely in her 50s now.

The good news is that a few weeks ago she posted her bare ass, which is a skinny ass, probably a never fat ass, and that’s a good thing….

In a not so shocking discovery – fat chicks don’t like being fat chicks…

We always knew this, but the technology wasn’t there to really SEE this.

Thanks to fat fuck medication that slims these house hippos down, we’re seeing the shitty fat chick attitudes that got them fat in the first place, surface as false confidence.

I have seen numerous fat girls, I’m talking real fat girls, STINKY PIGGIES if you will, who have posted videos of themselves pre-Ozempic when they are fucking monsters, saying “I’ve kept receipt of all the guys who have rejected me at my thickest”, cut to them doing their less fat girl model strut like they are sexy and not some loose skinned scrotum looking bitch naked.

What it tells us is that fat girls get sad when you reject them for being disgusting, so they take that feedback and medicate to get less discussion, so that they can spite us by not letting us fuck the sack of skin that remains of them, even though we all know they are still fat chicks with fat chick mindset of self hatred.

To think a man should be attracted to a bitch who doesn’t take care of herself, as her belly drags along the floor like a pregnant donkey with short legs, because of the person inside who hates themselves is special….and now getting skinnier is some sort of revenge because they won’t fuck them in spite, even though I bet they will most likely fuck them because they want to fuck them as part of their revenge….see what you can’t have because you didn’t want to have it when I was a fucking BOUNCY CASTLE….still looking for that validation.

The whole trend is pretty embarrassing, not empowering, just middle aged fatty doing a “Look at me now” because they’re feeling good and want everyone else to see it.

The real strategy would be to soft launch the skinny chick, kill off the fat chick, delete all pics, because dudes know obese women who aren’t obese will be obese again….

Here’s some JANUARY in JANUARY.

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