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2025

24

Jun

Devyn LaBella is the Stunt Woman Suing Kevin Costner of the Day

Devyn LaBella, who is potentially actually named Devyn LaBella, but that could also be her porn name or her stripper name, who fucking knows….

What we do now is that she’s a gymnast turned stuntwoman who is currently suing Kevin Costner for his Horizon 2 series because they threw her into an unscripted violent rape scene.

I saw some of her texts to the “Intimacy Coordinator” which for some reason isn’t myth job, probably because I’d just say “ok, now show more asshole”….

Anyway, cash grabbing for some bullshit…

I went to her social media feed where I saw that she seems like a bit of a whore…who would be into this kind of thing…half naked, pole dancing like a stripper, moving her body in sexual ways….and probably the kind of girl into S&M or blood being used as lubrication because she watched too many Marilyn Manson videos…

But like many whores or near whores before her, the opportunity to get money when getting treated like a whore is never wasted….

Here are some of her videos, because she’s a professional stuntwoman and this is what you’d expect to see one do…gothic smut weirdness…

The most interesting thing in the whole story is that they use stuntwomen for rape scenes, like using stunt cock, so you must ask yourself how many sex scenes you’ve jerked off to that weren’t even the celebrity you though you were jerking to.

That kind of misleading should be illegal!

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2025

24

Jun

Old as Shit Jennifer Aniston Promoting Water of the Day

Jennifer Aniston is about 60 years old, give or take a few years, which is pretty fucking old….she’s diaper aged, not able to control her bladder age, but boldly promoting water, soemthing she may have to stay away from, especially for those diuretics she’s on, because she’s old aged…..

You’d expect her to be old as shit since her hard thick feeder nips that revolutionized the world of sitcoms by making it a place to jerk off to hard nipples on nighttime TV.

One could argue that was the beginning of the end, or the fall of society, or the end of the world as we knew it, before the pornography took over and raped the mind of the youth, rewiring them into throat fucking perverts….

It was a simpler and more wholesome time, so her hard nipples in every episode, the main character of the show outside of David Schwimmer….was the equivalent of full frontal spread by today’s standards…

So despite the manly face, she mattered….

Her team were also able to package he as a sex object into her 40s, which is retarded if you think about it due to the whole menopause thing being an automatic disqualifyer but we as a people are pretty easy to manipulate and go along with it.

She has been an advocate or person to look up to for the childless women out there, those who put career first can also end up with lots of money and no actual fulfillment…

She is still involved with Smartwater, a 20 year partnership, where she’s showing you how ripped a high testosterone, possible man, who never had kids, can be at 60….

It’s not hot to me, but it could be to you….if anything, I find it pretty sad…mainly because she doesn’t have those hard nipples anymore, she worked them off in her quest to get musculature at her age….sad.

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2025

24

Jun

Kaia Gerber Fitness of the Day

Kaia Gerber is an inspiration to us all. If you are born to Cindy Crawford, who in the 90s was one of the top paid models and Randy Gerber, who was the Gerber baby from the Gerber Baby empire, who used his Gerber baby money to make more money exploiting Mexicans of their Tequila with his friend George Clooney, so that they’d have some billion dollar brand to sell…..you’re most likely going to end up ok…

Sure, rich kids are fucked up, I think her brother has been in rehab because being a rich kid has its challenges, like having more money available to you than you no what to do with, with endless options, comes drug addictions I guess…

However, they did something right with Kaia and that’s train her into knowing the importance of not being fat, of being emaciated, of being skinny and starved out, but with some musculature so that no one accuses you of anorexia and so that your heart doesn’t give out on you when you’ve starved yourself a little too much.

They’ve thrown her into modeling, into acting, in what they failed with her brother, they have put into her…and she’s the kind of skinny that would make you want to also put into her….your dick.

The point is, long looking skinny legs, little skimpy gym outfit, totally inappropriate if you think about it, this is underwear not fitness gear, and that’s why you should spend more time at the gym….

Kaia Gerber, the celebration of skinny chicks, the DOWN WITH THE FATTIES cuz NO FATTIES ALLOWED….is an inspiration….

There’s also a little cameltoe, because when you’re this skinny, you can still have a fat pussy, just divert all your fat to the pussy, where it counts….

Great job at the cloning lab Crawford…

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2025

24

Jun

Halsey Shows Off her Fake Titty Nipples of the Day

There was a time when Halsey tried to pretend she was Jewel, in that she was homeless before finding her way into the VIP room at night clubs where she seduced the nerdy but famous and high paid DJ producers into letting her sing on one of their tracks, just after she sang into their balls…using the dick as a mic…if you need me to paint that fucking picture…

Anyway, it worked, she got famous, bought herself some tits and now with all the money and success she slutty selfies herself like an OnlyFans content hustler tricking her foolish audience of cucks and simps dying to throw money at her….

Only….she’s rich and famous and just does it because she has the fake tits, might as well share them, as a charitable donation to the losers out there who like tits, like US…because WE like tits…

What it comes down to is that Halsey’s a fucking hero in a world of girls trying to get paid for tits, instead of understanding the basic female dynamic of showing the tits for free, especially if you bought the tits, it’s just the circle of life or the way things work….

I’m not interested in Halsey…but showing hard nipples means something..

Then there’s the whole crying for attention because there is a medical device in her chest, who knows what that is for, but clearly mental fucking illness or vaccine injury….

I meant to post this picture yesterday and I didn’t even notice that she was a whiner crying for attention, in a poor me, I am sick kind of way….despite knowing she’s a whiner…

Then there’s the fact she has no pants on, also didn’t notice that at all….because I am an idiot who doesn’t care about these things, I just saw the tits.

So in this picture, it’s got hard nipples, no pants and weird medical devices…..making for a clear picture that Halsey’s a fucking nutjob…

But a hero…for showing her hard nipples.

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2025

24

Jun

Bella Thorne’s Ass of the Day

I accidentally watched a Bella Thorne movie, which was an Adam Sandler Movie, featuring Drew Barrymore, probably from when Bella Thorne was a 16 year old Disney starlet….

They had her play a girl who was consistently confused for being a boy because she had a retarded haircut and no tits, it was the constant joke throughout the movie, because it’s ok for Sandler to talk about teen titties….just not you…

See, she was 15 or 16 at the time of the filming, before the fake tits, so she wasn’t supposed to be the pin-up doll version of Bella Thorne you ginger fetishists subscribed to once she turned 18….she was supposed to be the awkward looking girl in the move…

Even the non pervert can see the framework or the foundation of what is going to become once the girl fills out and gets a few more periods under her period belt…

You can know whether she’ll become a porn star looking bimbo whore, or something a little more fugly troll….and she was meant to be the fugly troll….

You know you can tell if she’s going to be the kind of hard jawed girl you want to jerk off to, or the kind of girl who plays the best friend to that girl in the teen dramadies…

The point is, her fake tits and a good whoring attitude saved her….so we’re not all doomed to our destiny, just keep on driving forward, push through that comfort zone, commit, even go under the knife and your dreams can come true…never be complacent…

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2025

23

Jun

Heather Graham’s Bikini Vacation of the Day

I am of the school of thought where old ladies are digusting, even when they are not. They have just been put through it and usually their bodies tell that fucking story, like cave drawings in a prehistoric time, only it’s a different sort of cave and the drawings are more scar tissue from a pussy’s life well lived…

Every once in a while, I get seduced to the dark side of old lady pussy because it’s either old lady that’s maintained itself due to vanity, or old lady that I enjoyed naked many many years ago, only to appreciate the thrift store or used car lot version…

Some of us can’t afford that Range Rover when it’s on the lot brand new, but if you look around, you can probably find a beater for a couple of thousand dollars, you know same price as a fucking KIA….

Heather Graham is the Range Rover on the used car lot, found in some barn, maybe accidented a few times, definitely in need of coolant and it has severe water damage but has seen better days but I’d still climb up inside it and camp there for a night, like one of those outdoor Youtubers…

Here she is being rich and famous, despite being old, in Sardinia, where the smell is not just radiating from her Sardinia, but rather actual rotting fish on the beach she can point blame at….

She’s old, but familiar….

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2025

20

Jun

Big Titty Leni Klum Eats Cake of the Day

In a world of fat fucks who pretended for a decade that they loved being fat fucks…watching a bitch eat was disgusting…

In a world where they have created a pill for fat fucks to become less fat fuck even thought they cried about how great being a fat fuck is….when we know it’s never great…and they know it’s never great, it was just delusion and lies….

My wife is a fat fuck, IT IS NOT GREAT, she’s been a fat fuck for decades, I only got with her because her disability paid the rent, so I could focus on uploading this site for you….

I figured she would die from being a fat fuck, but despite all the risks associated with being a fat fuck, she’s not dead…

That’s just my kind of luck, like I’ll end up with a shit smelling fat pig with no feet from the diabetes…when I was aiming for massive stroke or heart attack…

But this isn’t about me…it’s about Leni Klum….

The fact that I have changed old fat lady diapers in my own home because I worked as an orderly for a few weeks…not realizing it was a preview to my entire life because I am a whore for free rent…that has nothing to do with this post..

This post is about Heidi’s fat titty, half Italian, fatherless child with the big tits…stuffing her face with cake, because either Heidi doesn’t let her near it in her crafting her to be a star, with militant focus and German accuracy….so the first chance she gets she jumps on it…THOSE TITS NEED FEEDING TOO…

So when skinny bitches eat cake to feed their tits, the whole girl’s eating thing is hot…it’s when they become fat that it’s not..

So this is hot…

Posted in:Leni Klum

2025

20

Jun

Visible Panty Lines of the Day

The only women I have ever met who wear underwear are the kind of women who have leaky faucet vaginas, typically from infection, occasionally from being semen filled, rarely from being wet and horny all day….but those mental cases exist…

The majority of women I know do not wear underwear unless they are on their period, so the VISIBLE PANTY LINE, an artifact from an era before thongs and shapewear did everything it could to fight the visible panty line, apparently still exist, more prominently when women are on their period…

Here are those visible panty lines…

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2025

19

Jun

Ewan McGregor’s Daughter Esther Whores Out in a Magazine of the Day

If you’re the kind of guy who jerks off to Ewan McGregor in Trainspotting, then you’ll probably like jerking off to his hip looking daughter Esther…

If you’re the kind of guy who jerks off to Ewan McGregor in Star Wars, you’d probably jerk off to his daughter in hopes of getting closer to the Star Wars set, since it is all that matters to you…

If you’re the kind of guy who jerks off to Ewan McGregor in Moulin Rouge, you’d probably prefer jerking off to Esther if she had a dick…

That’s not to say she doesn’t have a dick, there’s a bunch of these celebrity kids who are trannies because growing up with famous people fucks them up mentally, and makes them think they are the opposite gender…for whatever reason….maybe it’s radiation poisoning…I’m not a scientist…but so many of these celebs have sons that live out life like chicks…making you think they may have been molested by the hired help or some shit…and that’s unfortunate, but clearly it’s rich kid with trust funds and everything they could ever want problems…

Anyway, Esther is a model, this is her modeling. She apparently is an actor too…shocking…

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Posted in:ESTHER MCGREGOR

2025

19

Jun

Mariska Hargitay Whores Out in Pantyhose Like her Momma of the Day

Mariska Hargitay is the 61 year old that you’ve jerked off to while watching Law and Order…

Law and Order is one of those shows that has been on forever and that people seem to love and reference all the time, and in Mariska Hargitay’s series, Special Victim’s Unit, they probably talk about pornographic things like rape…always uplifting if you’re the right kind of pervert…

She seems like she’s following in her mother’s whore footsteps, because back in 1967, she was decapitated in a car accident, but prior to the decapitation, she was a sex symbol, a Playboy Playmate, an actress, and masturabtion fodder in a more decent and wholesome time….where women were a little more modest…but where platinum blonde whores with big tits thrived…

Her mom, Jayne Mansfield, didn’t even know who the biological father of Mariska was, because she’s that kind of classy lady…or was before being decapitated in that car accident…

I guess at 61, she’s a little late to the fucking game, but I figure since she’s Law and Order porn….the audience demographic is likley 90…so this is some jailbait to you….

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