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2025

12

Feb

Zoe Saldana’s Nipple Dance of the Day

I don’t know if it’s racism, but I don’t understand how people have sexualized Zoe Saldana or at least hyped her up into being seen as some “hot chick” in the movies….

It could be my systemic racism that is deep in my soul that makes me unable to see chocolate beauty, but I know hot dark chicks when I see em….and my testicles have never been the kind of perverted testicles that even notice the enthnicity of a pussy I am appreciating….

It’s probably that she’s not hot and that they have just marketed her as hot for the retards of the world to generally accept her as hot since they are told she is hot.

It’s how they make their money, brainwashing and manipulating us for their personal gain…HOW DARE THEY…..but did you see her hard nipple, check out that hard nipple, THAT is a HARD nipple….OMG Saldana is fierce, just look at the nipple, so HOT…they should put her in the movies, she’s clearly the hottest chick ever thanks to nipple.

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2025

12

Feb

Bethenny Frankel’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Many years ago, when Bethenny Frankel was trending, you’d think of her as one of those old as shit zombie corpse women who either starve themselves or workout too hard or both….

Many years have gone by, so she’s just scaled up on the zombie corpse meter, where she’s already half dead and rotted out but you’d still fuck her because you find the corpse pussy smells intriguing.

I mean her veins bulging out of her arm like a heroin addict looking to spike, or a body builder looking for steroids….is hot to some….I just like the way her cunt seems to dangle in her bikini bottoms.

It’s not her fault, women age shitty….but she was one of those hard looking faces that was shocking it was on TV, but clearly she had the confidence to game the system, since she’s fucking rich…..and at the same time, she had a fit body, even with the ravaged stomach from a kid, that was balanced out with fake tits…making it almost ok to look at her….but still disgusting….but disgusting enough that we could handle it.

She is currently on the beach in Miami, where you’d expect her to be aging out, sun dried tomato shit…because she’s worth over 100 million dollars from her hustling.

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2025

12

Feb

Britney Spears Brings the Thong to Instagram of the Day

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At this point in time, it’s impossible to know if Britney Spears is real.

We don’t even really know if she was ever real.

She could have just been a series of holograms, early AI before they released the consumer grade AI that is manipulating our minds and shaping us into the autistic moronic robots we are…

So the thonged ass may or may not be Britney’s thonged ass, either way it’s an old picture so it’s not what her mom ass looks like anymore, but it’s a thong and as someone with a passion for thongs, a THONG FETISH if you will, which I didn’t realize I had until recently when the thong became less mainstream…but that I definitely have, I can’t think of a better way to wake up, than to Britney’s thonged ass in photo.

I figure there are a lot of better ways to wake up, rich, with an erection, getting a dick suck….but for the sake of the site, this is the best we’ve got and it’s good enough even if it’s not very good.

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2025

11

Feb

Charli XCX’s Dumper in a Thong Bikini of the Day

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Charli XCX is in her thong bikini, showing off her midget looking body, her more fit that she used to be ass and her less exciting than they used to be tits…

It’s not that exciting, but it happened….

I am under the assumption that Charli XCX has made a deal with the Satanic music industry, which is why she’s as famous as she is now and I am probably right, but for whatever reason, that deal got her a little hotter and fitter than she was, but she’s still not as how as she should be for selling her soul….

I will however still stare at her thonged ass because I have nothing better to do.

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2025

11

Feb

Heidi Klum’s Bikini Whoring of the Day

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Heidi Klum may represent the golden age of tits in marketing, because she’s old as shit and from an era where people didn’t cry, whine, become outraged and if they did, weren’t listened to by the brands, so they’d just keep on pushing that kind of content on us, with hot chicks, big tits, selling product….

However, that was a long fucking time ago and unlike the memories of that golden age, which I do think is making a comeback because young people like old people are wired to like hot chicks with tit…..Heidi Klum hasn’t bene left in the past as a memory, she’s instead got old as shit in the process of life we call aging.

She’s not terribly disgusting for an old lady, which isn’t saying much since she’s an old lady….

But she’s disgusting enough for being an old lady to not be such an exhibitionist wth her bikini content whoring….

We’ll still look at it because it represents hope while being a reminder that old ladies are gross, even if we’re willing to fuck em because we are men and that’s our duty….

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2025

11

Feb

Rebecca Black’s Big Tits Posing Provocatively of the Day

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As Jimmy Buffet once said, it’s Friday Somewhere…and Rebecca Black is the ambassador or cheerleader for Friday thanks to a shitty viral song she produced when she was 12 years old that has haunted her for life and that will probably haunt us for life….

IT IS FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY – FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY – FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY – FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY – FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY – FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY

Anyway, she’s managed to mooch off her “viral celebrity” and assert herself on the world as more than just a meme, because in this era the viral celebrity is the celebrity and being a meme or at least the headline of the day is the dream.

In her era, when she was 12, it was a joke and she was blacklisted instead of celebreated…

She’s grown out her tits, she’s on the scene, she’s here to FRIDAY again….and it’s all so porny.

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2025

11

Feb

Amanda Seyfried Half Naked for Fashion of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried must be pretty old by now, so this photoshoot that is porn disguised as fashion is relatively inappropriate.

The mom actress pushing 40 has decided to go pantsless in a one-piece, then she’s also seen pantsless in black and white, so you know it’s art and not jerk off material, in a pair of thin white panties, which I know is a fetish somewhere because I’m considering buying a pair at the thrift store to jerk off on while staring at this pic…..then there’s the pic of her in some other one piece, a more formal one-piece, that shows off her pussy mound and the level of fatness of that pussy, but with a collar on so it’s professional….

I’ve been a fan of Seyfried for a while, I liked her taking over for Lohan and doing a better job of it while being hotter and blonder…fuck the gingers man, they’re crazy and their orange pussy hair scares me…

I’ve liked that she’s balanced her hokey shit ROM COM movies with more edgy movies that got her naked, got her showing her tits, and at the time she had big tits….

It’s like she was the Sydney Sweeney before Sydney Sweeney if Sweeney was hotter and new how to act outside of pulling the tits out.

Which means, I am not over my Seyfriend love affair, the one sided love affair we all know too well….

But she is too old to be dressed like this for fashion porn….or anything else….but that doesn’t mean I won’t stare.

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2025

11

Feb

Leni Klum Does Kissing on Instagram of the Day

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Leni Klum posted a picture of her kissing what we’ll assume is her boyfriend in a wholesome closed mouth kind of way, but I figure she’s a short girl with big tits and any act of intimacy is one that could trigger you to have either a girlfriend experience with her pictures, or maybe a grand daughter experience, since that’s probably how you’d kiss your grandmother and not even in a weird grandmother fetish cuz you’re from a fucked up home that made you fuck your grandmother kind of way….

It’s the almost appropriate for Italian men to kiss their fathers kind of kiss, but we take what we can get from Leni, since she’s a spoiled and entitled brat from Heidi Klum’s womb, her efforts, despite her whore training from a master whore are limited.

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2025

10

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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People seem to be shocked that Kendrick Lamar, whoever the fuck that guy is, other than in the media a lot and now a BORING Super Bowl Halftime show that was not very memorable….is only 5 foot 5.

5 foot 5 celebrities are easier to control in the cloning labs under Disneyland they make them in.

It is apparently optimal cloning height for efficiency and the inspiration for the song “It’s a Small World After All”.

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2025

10

Feb

Wild Chiefs Fans Gone Wild Before They Lost Miserably of the Day

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As someone who hates winners, it was nice to see the Chiefs lose so brutally last night.

Not that I watch football, the concept of men in tights chasing a ball as highly paid adults is pretty fucking weird for my autism. Plus, I hate popular things.

I did think Taylor Swift getting booed was evidence that we are moving into a better place as a society, because Taylor Swift is trash. She is also a fucking scam who had a huge spell on the general public, which allowed her to profit, at the expense of all of us who hate her and find her sex appeal to be non-existent, her contribution to the culture disappointing at best, even lowering the general frequency of the minds of the people who listen to her, with some victim bullshit presented as empowered whore bullshit, while having no sex appeal in the process.

It’s been a weird ERA…

That being said, kicking a couple of assholes off their high horse, assuming they didn’t go into the game to lose, as part of the scripted NFL plan, because they are ultimately just puppets on the FOOSBALL table of billionaires, in some modern slavary or Gladiator shit where no one dies until the CTE sets in and the off themselves and their families…and where they get paid a lot.

The basic American love the sport, since the sport is at an all time high, with the help of marketing efforts and the likes of Taylor Swift, who despite being hated, is a big deal….

The basic American watches the sport, is a fanatic for their team, talk about and bet on the sport. Poeple love football.

So luckily, there’s enough whores out there who get naked in their branded Chiefs merch to target the fans, while showing their support, so we get to make a football post about tits and ass, which is kind of my thing.