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2018

Oct

Iggy Azalea At It Again in Lingerie of the Day

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Iggy Azalea – was an undocumented IMMIGRANT working ILLEGALLY in your country for many years before finally getting her visa in 2013….stealing jobs from you Americans…and mooching off your system better than you…eventually becoming trash that gets naked for attnetion on the internet with her stupid fake ass..or fake stomach..either way fake….on all fronts…

Iggy Azalea is clearly an identity crisis…but I guess it works for her…because know who this old tired bitch from Australia is…or at least who she pretends to be….a rapper not a rap-ist….She’s stright from Australia, pretends she moved to Miami at 16 to STRIP…sure she fucking did…cuz all underage Miami strippers end up with record deals you fucking liar.

I know strippers…and she isn’t a stripper no matter how half naked she gets or is….that’s just for attention, to get noticed, to get people paying attention to her because her talent and her whole concept/ music is dated and boring….

I distinctly remember meeting a random girl on the street, eventually chatting about strip clubs, to which she said she always wanted to strip, something you never hear because even strippers hate stripping, and I offered her my help because I had spent the better part of my 20s in a stripclub, often multiple times a day, because my boss at the pharmacy I worked at, was embezzling money and spending it on taking the young workers out for lap dances, which now that I think of it…is a little bit #metoo the homo version which I think is #yesplease…..so I went home and wrote up a 15 page guide to stripping, from they type of BUSH to have to the way to cocktease men…and we had our stripper educational session…where all I learned was how to get herpes…and where she probably learned that she never wanted to become a stripper…because dancing naked for some pervert in his apartment is awkward especally when he cums inside you….imagine a whole room of perverts like that! No thanks.. I wonder if I’m a dad?

Either way, IGGY or PIGGY as she prefers to be called, is getting half naked with Pizza like a MEME from 3 years ago….when instagram sluts were just getting started…..

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2018

Oct

Bella Hadid Big Tits New Face of the Day

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I do not accept Bella Hadid as a model, despite what the rest of the world, and the fashion industry thinks…or the money she makes…

I see some tranny looking rich kid with face injection, so many face injections, who was never hot growing up, but that the industry has decided is a look, thanks to her being rich, having a sister pulling the same rich kid scam as her, and friends who are the Jenners and big black dicked boyfriends who are the biggest songstresses of the year at least two yeears ago..

Watching her do her walk with her fake tits pushed up, and her face all done up, giving her all kinds of edges I don’t think I like…is funny because it’s something she practiced from a young age when they decided modeling was the best life they could life since school is boring and careers are boring….

It’s always the ugly ducklings who have something to prove….and for some reason the whole thing, her success is both offensive and silly but luckily for her…the world likes to suck up to people with all the followers…and it leads to her being “relevant”…when clearly being dog shit.

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2018

Oct

Katie Cassidy Nude Bikini of the Day

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KATIE CASSIDY is a bottom of the barrel actress…who you don’t care about because you don’t know who she is….or who you do care about because celebrity fans are fucking weird and committed….

I did watch Partridge Family when it was on TV, because I am old. It was a pretty dumb show but her dad was on it, one of the most important characters on it, at least to the perverts….he was the “Teen Hearthrob”…. before becoming a drunk who makes hot daughters in whoever Katie Cassidy’s mom is……

I guess that Partridge money allows his girl, Katie, to spend her days in bikinis on the beach like some kind of idiot with nothing better to do…because she’s got nothing better to do….that’s called being rich and having a connected dad, even if he’s pretty forgotten, he’s from an era when there were only 3 channels so people know him and give his girl casting call sessions if asked…that’s how Hollywood works.

But as it turns out, David Cassidy is already dead, he died last year…and before he died he said:

“I’ve never had a relationship with her. I wasn’t her father. I was her biological father but I didn’t raise her. She has a completely different life. I’m proud of her. She’s very talented. It’s hard for me to even accept how old she is now.”

WHICH MEANS DADDY ISSUES!!!!

SO – I do appreciate that she’s out there in a bikini though, a little needing to go for a swim….cuz the paparazzi are there…because I know she craves that male attention she never got from her dad and that’s wonderful…

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Posted in:Katie Cassidy|SFW

2018

Oct

Halsey Hard Nipples in a Bra of the Day

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Look Halsey, who is following Rita Ora’s lead of “If I claim my black roots, and I don’t mean the roots of my nappy black hair, because I am black, while showing up to every event half naked, while posting to my social media half naked, people will celebrate me, because despite being white and my marketing hustle slutty, they can’t give me a hard time because that is racist”….

What I know is that along with posing slutty, half naked, with her tits out, walking around in a bra all while looking as manly as PINK, Halsey, part of the EDM movement of kids having no taste in actual talent or music skills…because computers make that computer videogame sounds….can become famous and is becoming famous…so get used to seeing her around cuz she’s here….walking around in a bra cuz LA is just that HOT when the paparazzi are nearby…

Fame seeking gutter trash getting rich…all while having no musculature you’d expect being a black woman….because she’s dumpy white trash whether her dad is black or not…you cultural appropriator.

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2018

Oct

Elizabeth Elam and Ellen Koivisto Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Elizabeth Elam and Ellen Koivisto are the nude girls in photos of the day.

I don’t know who either of them are, but they seem like immigrant sex workers that got into America by disguising themselves as published models, or people of great importance…which buys them a few years to focus on finding an old rich guy to finance them, to pay their rent, to put a baby in them…you know the American Dream..

Older rich men have been fucking younger hot girls since the beginning of time for obvious reasons….mainly because if you can fuck a younger hot girl, why wouldn’t you…. but also because when they were coming up and figuring out how to become rich, they weren’t getting laid…the popular girl in high school rejecting that dance at the High School homecoming destroyed all their confidence, and that is when they decided to get rich to show them….it gave him the drive to get paid to eventually get laid by all the women…because something we have always knowns is that money and that rich life is what young hot girls like…what we didn’t know is that instagram was going to happen and all the influx of whore pussy disguised as nude models willing to fuck for rent or a free trip was going to be a thing…so now all the rich fucks are like a pervert with a viagra prescription at the candy store….doing all he can to piss off his ex wife who married him before her quite got this rich….

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2018

Oct

Nina Dobrev Topless for Fashion of the Day

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As a Canadian, Nina Dobrev is very important to us. You know an immigrant who used the lenient immigration laws in Canada to come through to North America and establish a life, that she relocated to Los Angeles to be on a hit show that I never watched because it was about Vampires and Vampires are stupid….only to never return to Canada…but instead give all her celebrity money to the US in exchange for a work visa, so that she could really be Hollywood…stealing jobs from other Canadians we’d rather export to the US to be on HIT shows….and then stealing jobs from Americans being the immigrant she is.

What I see when I see her is a failed sex worker, because when she moved here in the first place, she could have just as easily become an escort working out of a Toronto club doing bottle service…but instead she’s doing this…which I guess is some level of sex work, but not the kind that can give you AIDS or get you beat up by Russian pimps…

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2018

Oct

Pam Anderson Nipple Slip of the Day

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Yesterday we posted Pam Anderson and Lily Rose Depp for some magazine…..

Here is her buddy Lily Rose Depp shaking her ass

But what matters, in what is probably the most important post of the day is Pam Anderson’s nipple falling out of her shirt becuase those tits, some of the most mangled and surgery-ed tits in the history of tits….tits that have inspired so many women to bleach their hair and get fake tits…and so many men to decide that fake tits on a blonde Canadian stripper is the look all women should have…there was 20 years even more of influence on a look…there are still 40 year old women out there with remnants of their being inspired by PAM….and it is hilarious….basically what seeing all the muppet faced women with face injections in 20 years will look like.

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