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2018

15

Aug

Pink TERrifying Cross Fit Body in a Bikini of the Day

Pink has never been hot to me….and remains not hot to me…and her music’s pretty fucking shit too.

She was always masculine, built like a tank, or like a cross fit girl who can squat 300 lbs, and I guess that’s hot to some of you, people are obviously into that kind of thing, but those people are either lesbians or faggots in the closet cuz they can pretend bitch is a man while sticking it in her ass that she demands you fuck her in because she likes it better than putting it in her obsolete pussy.

The amazing thing about PINK is that she has the confidence to get in a bikini whilst looking like this, but then you remember she’s rich as fuck, and white trash, so who gives a fuck she’s won….

The other amazing thing about PINK is that she’s had a couple of kids, whilst looking like she’s more the kind of girl who jerks off her dick….

I am not a fan of whatever this is…but that doesn’t mean you’re not a fan….so this is for you Fag.

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Posted in:Pink|SFW

2018

15

Aug

Fat Ashley Benson and Cultural Appropriator Cara Delevingne Fake Kiss of the Day

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Everyone is a lesbian….especially when they are fame whore attention seeking overrated trash like these two scissoring cunts….

I can’t imagine anyone gives an actual fuck about Cara Delevingne now that her weird trendy for a minute while not being hot has blown over. I don’t even know how that happened….or about Ashley Benson the fat girl with fat tits cuz she’s a fat girl from Pretty Little Liars or some other teen show I never watched but that made her famous for being more than the dump truck she is….

But the two love to show the paparazzi that they are in love, in a troll, in a joke, in a statement…that reminds me of college aged girls who used to makeout with each other back in the day…before girl on girl was a thing…in the scrambled porn era of catalog masturabtion….when it was actually an OMG these girls are desperate and I love it…while now it’s jut boring as fuck….

If they aren’t fisting each other, or double fisting Ashley Benson’s cunt like she double fists In and Out Burgers…I’m not interested.

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Posted in:Ashley Benson|Cara Delevingne|SFW

2018

15

Aug

Anne Winters Naked of the Day

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Anne Winters is luckily not Ariel Winter’s sister….but is just as much of an attention seeker trying to get noticed in the media due to her acting career….as a Daytime Emmy Award winning Actress from her life on a Soap Opera…which is basically Safe For Work pornography for stay at home moms and those on disability milking the system…making this half nakedness “warm bath” content for her feed just make sense…because she’s basically one step away from being a pornstar…when this trying to be an actor thing blows over…

Oh, I just googled her, she’s on 13 Reasons Why, a show that hasn’t made enough weak teens kill themselves…so I guess porn isn’t an option, however, nudity on social media is, it’s a generational thing, even though she’s 25 years old…playing a high school kid, like how a straight dude is playing a gay guy on Disney’s first homo movie, despite all actors being gay….

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2018

15

Aug

Shailene Woodley Naked of the Day

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Here’s Shailene Woodley playing some nudist lost at sea because she was trying to go viral, get famous and ended up getting a movie made of her where the legendary Shailene Woodley plays her….naked lost at sea.

I thought she died of cancer, but I guess that was just her last movie role, I can’t keep up.

I don’t know what else to say about this pipeline fighting, getting arrested for being an activist, annoying, large celeb naked on a boat….because I don’t care but maybe you do….

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Posted in:Shailene Woodley

2018

15

Aug

Britney Spears Booty Workout Erotica of the Day

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Britney Spears is hot…

Take this in old as fuck girls sagging away because you don’t take it upon yourself to let your father run your empire so that you can focus on being a medicated mindless dancing monkey….that is thrown into having sex with the trainer because at least he has a purpose to keep her fit….while disguising the workouts as romance…something the held captive all these years popstar probably misses living in the cage that is her mansion…you know girl needs to get her fuck on….so why not do it with a trainer who’s sole job besides keeping her fit is keeping himself fit enough to bang her the fuck out.

Point bing…she’s fit…and her working out brings hope that not all women die at 30, some can maintain with hard work, sure, say it’s cuz she’s rich as fuck, or not lazy as fuck because her family likes her earning, make all the excuses for being fat that you want…but what it comes down to…is that you’re just a fucking failure…while Britney keeps winning. I love it. ..

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2018

15

Aug

Olivia Munn Hard Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Olivia Munn is such fucking trash.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2018

15

Aug

Sistine and Sophia Stallone Bikini of the Day

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Sistine and Sophia Stallone and their speed bag looking faces that you’d assume her dad brought back from the set of Rocky and that grew into human form after he accidentally jerked off on them…..are instagramming rich kids who get into bikinis to solidify their place in the world as Sylvester Stallone’s daughters, on some Baldwin Jenner hustle that all of young Hollywood is doing, but that these two don’t need to do….not because they are rich enough to not bother…but because we can tell they are Sylvester’s kids, they have his fucking meaty face.

But good bikini bodies though, but really what young girl doesn’t have a good bikini body….right.