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2018

25

May

Shay Mitchell Pussy Dance of the Day

Shay Mitchell posted up this video of her humping the air like some sort of sex worker in her bathing suit – whilst rocking hard nipples…all gyrating like a retard who doesn’t know how to control the tingle in her vagina so she just masturbates everywhere….you know that whole bathing suit jacked up into her vagina like a sex toy…pushing up against her clit with every move she makes….making her excited enough to film a selfie video…

She’s a Canadian actress who has made it in America by being on a hit show, and was clever enough to start a youtube or travel channel so that she could pull brand deals like the other instagrammers, because why work when you can just take selfies of yourself…you get paid more and can wake up whenever you want….just being yourself…not that getting paid stupid money as an actress is that much harder…but it’s the solid scam…that she properly executed..and with all instagram accounts comes softcore porno bathing suit pics…

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2018

25

May

Sara Sampaio and Sadie Newman Bra and Panties of the Day

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I just followed this Sadie Newman model on instagram – who just broke 100k because she is the newest of the Victoria’s Secret girls. One they’ve found and are cultivating for whatever reason. Using their marketing tactics to make her a celebrity, like putting her in shoots with their other vaginas in their stable. Then getting her in other magazines, working for other brands and really becoming “famous”…as a model that all the other girls envy…so Sadie Newman…she’s your newest masturbation material and all it took was some brand to tell you that she’s hot, relevant and worth jerking off to…and now mattering because a billion dollar evil brand that has sweatshops in China….but distracts you with all the pussy….to make it ok….full smoke and mirrors to sell overpriced panties to retard mall shoppers..
and this is their new pussy…

More of Sadie Newman…she’s skinny and rat faced….the way the world seems to like it…

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2018

25

May

Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

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Nina Agdal and her retard, I’m talking actual Downs Syndrome, like her mom had her when her mom was in her mid 40s face…is back on the scene.

I am not saying there is anything wrong with retards or Downs Syndrome bikini models. I believe in affirmative action and that everyone should be proud enough to get half naked on the internet for people like me to stare at….

I am just saying that Nina Agdal is bootleg, she is not hot, but she is very committed to thinking she’s hot, to thinking she’s amazing, thinking she’s an A List model, and surrounds herself with rich dudes who fuck her cuz they buy her storyline and think she’s of quality or some shit…when really there is so much better than her…

Just because you were in Sports Illustrated it’s final years, before it shuts down like Interview magazine….doesn’t mean you’re shit…even if you can scam 100k a year from bikini lines who also believe your lie.

She dumped her miami boyfriend for LEO DICAPRIO because she’s that much of a delusional idiot, who thought she was hot enough to have a chance, probably because she’s knows he is gay and that she’s big and dude like…

Just a garbage opportunist, who at least knows to cover up that face…in her bikini selfies of self promotion she’s onto.

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2018

25

May

Katharine McPhee Tits of the Day

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I will never get over the picture that was leaked from Katharine McPhee’s phone or iCloud that showcased her vaginalplasty, mom in her 40s recently divorced trying to be hot again, because she didn’t bother being hot for her husband, but now that he’s got a teen girlfriend, she’s got something to prove…from joining pilates, yoga, and eating vegan or whatever other trends on instagram…to be hot…to cutting off her pussy lips…

The point of the story is that, I saw a pic she took for her doctor on the progress of her pussy lip reduction, and I found it fucking disturbing…especially when her legal team validated it was her…

So Katharine McPhee, an American Idol I otherwise don’t care for, or even care for her tits, or the fact that she bangs 70 year old men cuz they are rich and legends in music….I’m forced to think of that scabby tough grey steak looking shit…

But she has tits, cuz she’s fat, and she likes showing off her tits, cuz that’s what fat girls with tits do.

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2018

25

May

Bella Thorne Lingerie of the Day

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As far as I’m concered, Bella Thorne is the most interesting character on Social Media, I would say she’s the most influential girl besides the Kardashians. She gets paid a ton of money to post bullshit. She has been able to manipulate the music charts with her music that I will avoid listening to but that I appreciate because she’s gaming everyone.

I like a girl exploited by her mom who gets how the industry works, and brings it….tell a story, show a raw and real side of you, even it is contrived and you will excell…I mean as long as you show off your body, which is a great body, fake tits or not, man face or not, repetitive or not…she’s the real deal….the instagram success story of an otherwise fifth tier actress.

Good hustle! I respect all hustle….with tit.

People fucking love her.

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2018

25

May

Alyson Stoner Bikini of the Day

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The other day I got in a fight with someone in the comments who schooled me on who Alyson Stoner was.

He said that calling her “pushing 30” was like having sex with a 6 year old…or some shit…then he went on to explain that Alyson Stoner was the little kid who danced in Missy Elliott videos, a girl I don’t remember because I don’t watch Missy Elliott videos, but who I assume was like that creepy SIA girl, all 10 years old and dancing around, for the pervert who would use banging a 6 year old as an analogy for anything…

So the very important, STOMP THE YARD actress…is liked by creepy perverts and I now know who she is…..and here is her bathing suit.

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2018

25

May

Kimberley Garners Weird Tits of the Day

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Kimberley Garners Weird Tits are doing whatever low level fame whore that was on a UK reality tits would do, they are calling the paparazzi and begging to have their picture taken, before flying to Mykonos or Ibiza where all the instagram whores I follow seem to be this weekend, because they work in pods…the human experience must be one that seeks mob mentality, mob acceptance, where that people go where the people they relate to or what to be or follow go…

So whether it’s instagram VEGANS giving pigs in trucks water outside the slaughterhouse, or bros in 6 inch tropical shorts for the memorial day frat party, or instagram whores a Coachella, Vegas or the more jetset type in the Mediterranean….they are all equally lame, thirsty, attention seeking, egos who find comfort in mass though…like something hitler taughter, no not that Jewish people are the enemy of the state…but that people are idiots and will believe anything they are told by someone with passion or conviction because they are too lazy to use their own brain, have their own passions and fill their days trying to be like everyone else.

The world..weird but not as weird as her tits.

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2018

25

May

Naked Dude on the Subway KILLING it and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Dude Caught Eating Mail in AUstin

Suicidal girl Lands on AIrbag…

Brilliant Stunt of the Day

Girls on the Tracks Get Scared by the Train….

Indian Dudes Film their Accidental Drowning…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

25

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I saw this really hot young girl in a pair of fitness gear, the shortest and tightest bike shorts jacked up into her crotch…hot on a bike, and riding it like she was riding a massive black dick – in her ass…all sprawled out in the weirdest fucking stance, equivalent to being bow legged cowboy, while on a bike seat, knees aimed outwards…and I turned out it was porn to me….not public erection in my soiled sweatpants porn…but if this was a few decades ago when I still had testosterone…it would have not made a difference because my dick is small and there are no sweatpants tight enough to give me a man-toe…

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2018

24

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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The number one problem with the internet is that you can’t just physically meet up with people who fuck with you, knowing that in person they would fuck with you far less. You know show up at their office with a note written in blood that reads “LOL” like their last message they sent you….making for little to no accountability, as they know they can’t be followed home after being an asshole..

But then again, I’m a troll, and therefore it’s best for me that the system works like this, because back when people cared about my trolling, I would have likely been killed off…but now that people don’t care about my trolling…I’m like the old man saying “these kids drive so fast”…or whatever…

The best thing about the internet, is seeing girls you remember from their party days, who are now in their mid 30s or 40s with families, all happy, and mom-ing, on the PTA and shit while back in the days they were sucking dicks behind DJ booths…for cocaine….because that is the kind of girl she was!…

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Whore You’ve Never Heard of in Bikini Selfies
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Sara Underwood Naked BTS
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Elephant Knocks the Fuck Out of Woman and It’s AMazing
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Dude Begs Bouncer to Knock Him Out
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Trans People Hate Bruce Jenner
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Demi Rose is a Whore
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Maitland Ward – naked with Friends
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The Bed Tyra Banks Gets Butt Fucked In
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Car nearly Causes Accident
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Will Smith Rapping…it’s actually funny…
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How Cults Recruit – This is Important to Know – Cuz My Dream is to have a Cult
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Shailene Woodley Has Tits, Where Did Those Come From?
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Kim Garner Slutty in the UK
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Big Tits in a Lame S&M Shoot
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2018

24

May

J.Lo’s Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

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J.Lo is lucky, because her ass was so massive when she was younger and tighter and collagen was working for her and not against her…that when her ass deflates and empties out all over the fucking place thanks to old people losing control of their bowels especailly after being banged out in the ass so many times by people excited by her ass…

The deflation process still allows her to have some level of roundness, roundness she likely injects to keep round, so that it doesn’t just hang around her knees like some unchanged diaper..

The highlight of these pics is her boldness in wearing white panties, sure she’s menopause no risk of period, but it’s the defecating she can’t control I worry about or would worry about if I was her, cuz I want to see it…

But I guess she’s got her diaper on for that, which is likely what we are staring at here…and deflated shit filled diaper….

On J.Lo…who still brings it even when she shouldn’t bother cuz she’s rich and should just tap out and be lazy and fat like normal 50 year olds.

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Here is her new soul sucking video collab with the hottest artist Cardi B and Khaled – because she’s a mooch bitch…who now speaks Spanish cuz she gets Marketing…she knows share for share “collab” leveraging….

Posted in:J.Lo|SFW

2018

24

May

Anna Aleksashina Naked Model of the Day

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I think Anna Aleksashina’s bio speaks for itself…a fearless Russian on a mission to win at life….not scared to get naked for art or getting noticed because it is a good tactic to get a billionaire husband or become a sex worker if needed….because Russians are pragmatic people who do what it takes to get things done.

5 YEARS OF SUCCESSFUL EXPERIENCE IN THE FASHION WORLD: PHOTO AND VIDEO,THERE ARE A COUPLE OF TURNS IN MAGAZINES. EXCELLENT KNOWLEDGE OF THE ART OF DEFILE. ACTING SKILL PHOTOGENIC. A GOOD PHYSICAL FORM, WAS ENGAGED IN ATHLETICS FROM A YOUNG AGE. IMPECCABLE REPUTATION. VICE MISS AT THE CONTEST OF THE INSTAGRAM 2017 QUEEN. WILLINGNESS TO TRAVEL. EXPERIENCE IN PARTICIPATING IN CLOTHING SHOWS. GRADUATED FROM THE SCHOOL OF ACTING. AT THE MOMENT I ALSO TRY MYSELF AS A PHOTOGRAPHER.

I’M NOT AFRAID OF THE CAMERA AND THE SCENE. CREATIVE PERSON. GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT SPEECH. I HAVE COMMUNICATION SKILLS (I CAN DRAW ATTENTION, INTEREST). STRESS-RESISTANT

HEIGHT: 5′ 7″
AGE: 22
BREAST VOLUME: 2′ 7″
WAIST: 1′ 9″
THIGHS: 2′ 8″
SHOE SIZE: 36

COLOR OF EYES: GRAY-BLUE

I want to know more about this 2 foot 7 inch breast volume….

Posted in:Anna Aleksashina

2018

24

May

Nigora Gafurjanova in a Hipster Shoot of the Day

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Nigora Gafurjanova has a ridiculous name, which makes her tits far more exciting to look at in their attempt to get noticed to increase her instagram followers, and elevate her personal brand to a level where she can get paying jobs just because of who she is

It is the Kardashian Generation, 10 years later, and everyone who grew up watching them realized getting naked can make you a billionaire if done right…

They also realized it meant doing very fucking little work or putting in very little effort, just sort of hanging out living life all day, doing a shoot here and there, eventually going viral because in one of the shoots you jack your panties up your cunt, so that you can see full cunt, like this was for PLayboy, and it may be, Playboy is going the no name hipster route, but that may just be for instagram, for art…while girl is not getting paid to be here, but is giving us the goods like she was…and there’s something magcial in that….

EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO NIGORA, who prefers to be called by her nickname – NIGOR.

Posted in:Nigora Gafurjanova

2018

24

May

Tomi Lahren Gets Water Thrown at Her of the Day

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Tomi Lahren getting assaulted by water by someone who wants you to Fuck that Bitch, which is likely something you already want to do.

I don’t watch TV and I am not relevant or up to speed on all things America. So I don’t know who Tomi Lahren is. But apparently, people think she’s a racist bitch, who I guess works for FOX News, because they need an all American, basic as fuck looking “babe” to work for them, to garner attention, and for dudes into guns and being White, who support Trump and the Alt Right, to have a hero to jerk off to…

She’s pretty much like many cheesy white girls, who just knows to clickbait using guns and politics to get famous, and it works.

She probably isn’t even into the shit she says, as it is just marketing and for celebrity…or maybe she is, I mean America is a vast country and Trump was elected, and people are very easily manipulated and clearly into army loving, war loving, all American values type women…

I’ve seen army dudes and their cult mentality, and thought “Shit I wish I knew how to market to them”….because I like drones…who buy shit I try to sell them. It’s brilliant if you want to get rich..and all it takes is bitches like this…

All you have to say is “Support Our Troops” and get that standing ovation…this is the porn built around that…

As a Canadian, this is how I view American women…this is what they look like…Texan, Floridan, etc…sure it’s a cliche that I guess works….just not for people throwing water at her.

She’s a god loving, American Loving white person who I’m sure sucks a lot of dick…like pretty much every girl on The Chive. Not hot but fit and blonde and overly made up to look hot, from back in 1990. Cheesy as fuck and for some reason my first post on her. Weird.

Posted in:SFW|Tomi Lahren

2018

24

May

Barbara Palvin Slutty Instagram of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is back on the scene, after falling off and getting fat.

I guess these things happen to 18 year olds from Hungary who come into a lot of Victoria’s Secret money…allowing her to eat for the first time in her life…you know buy all the treats she always wanted to eat but that her family couldn’t afford because they were Hungarian from Hungary….

She got to dive into all the luxuries of life…like heating, and running water, and she went off the fucking rails…

Pizza everyday, every meal, fuck yes…

Only to get fired by VS, because I assume she’s fired from VS, told to shape up, and shape up is what she did…

She also decided to post up half naked, slutty photoshoot pics, cuz she’s back to work, half naked is where the money is at…and half naked is what she is doing.

Finally, the big girl is far more interesting…here is the proof.

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