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2026

08

May

Eva Longoria’s Hilarious Old Lady Fitness Ass of the Day

I used to hate on Eva Longoria, then I watched Desperate Housewives last fall and I decided that like the rest of the world, I kind of love Eva Longoria, at least when she wasn’t quite 30 on TV….

I never really understood all the hype she got and I couldn’t really see past the fact that she was exploiting her Mexican heritage that she didn’t even really embrace until she saw it as a marketing hook to monetize…

She always seemed like the kind of Mexican who hires Mexicans to do her shitty yard work and housekeeping, only to feel like she’s more important than them, since she’s famous and paying them. You know, not really into the plight of the Mexicans…

Not that I care, I mean modern slavery isn’t the end of the fucking world….and either is being old as shit….

Because Longoria is old as shit and looks old as shit, but she’s fighting it as hard as she can, trying to be hot, fit and putting in the work or the medical procedures…

She was in the gym showing off her old mom ass…and I’m fine with looking at it…I am just confused as to why her gym is in her garage like an aspiring fitness influencer from the suburbs when she’s rich as shit and could built a compound for that….

She’s prepping for bouncing on powerful movie producer dick in Cannes, at least that’s what her text overlay says.

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2026

08

May

Julianne Hough and her Vagina Shorts of the Day

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Julianne Hough is out here working out in a pair of white shorts like she’s unable to get her period at her advanced middle aged…because she probably can’t.

In a bold move, she put on a pair of white bike shorts, or fitness shorts, or spandex shorts that she jacked up inside her vagina, totally fearless from a potential leak….

She’s old, she’s dry, the vagina doesn’t leave stains anymore….so we get to see the close up shots…

Hough isn’t the original Mormon gone wild, or Mormon who fucks family members, but she is a Mormon gone wild, gone hollywood thanks to her dance skills…and I’ve heard Ryan Secrest used to do cocaine off her asshole before fucking it…which means the white shorts are actually fearless because with a blown out ass, they could end up very shitty.

SHE BRAVE…

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2026

08

May

Old as Shit Jaime Pressly Does OnlyFans of the Day

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I remember Jaime Pressly being hot at one point in time, decades ago. She did Playboy or some shit, so we were seduced enough to land her a bit of a career, even landing the job as the hot chick in a sitcom and a bunch of movies. She was making money.

I also remember her being a crackhead heroin addict who was a bit of a disaster.

She fell off LONG TIME ago, because during her demise and fall into the depths of being her own worse enemy despite being rich and successful because that’s how these things work for these broken fame chasing whores.

There was a time she was caught peeing outside of a restaurant for the paparazzi…..then she may or may not have pulled herself together.

Now, she’s following Shannon Elizabeth’s lead and joining OnlyFans to suck the last standing fans of their money through fake texts and low level nudes.

She has nudes on the internet from her prime, they are highly hotter than anything you’ll get from her now.

So do not fall into her cash grab…..

It’s a tale as old as time, the woman got used to being rich and famous, the money and fame dried up with old lady cunt, at a similar pace to her old lady cunt, and now she’s forced to do bottom feeding shit….to pay the bills, live the lifestyle, buy the drugs.

The reality is that she is the kind of girl who would have done porn back when she got her start, but the stars aligned in a better way for her, which worked out because doing porn back then was stigmatized and could ruin you…..now it can make you…

The only sad thing in all this is that I didn’t position myself to be the guy who helps these washed up granny celebs no one cares about, but who were jerked off to at one time, manipulate their nerd audiences into paying for nudes….

I feel like I would have been good at that job and it’d make actual money….Washed Up Celebrity Only Fans Agency…..but someone else is doing it for her.

Just be thankful for AI and Filters…because her getting naked out of last ditch efforts is always kinda hot and better than her not getting naked to off-set her struggles…BORING…but better than nothing, I guess….

Here are pics of her before her ONLYFANS so that you don’t bother buying into her extortion that is her ONLYFANS.

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2026

07

May

Sydney Sweeney’s Underwear Marketing Continues of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is still pushing her underwear, not used underwear as you’d hope, because if you’re going to waste your money on smut these idiots push on us, it best be actual smut…

You know if you’re going to whore for Bezos to become billionaires, at least have some pussy stains on those panties…

The fact is, Sweeney’s not that hot, she looks like she’s got fetal alcohol syndrome or some other disorder….dopey eyed with the big teeth….but she’s got those tits that blind you…and that works well for her.

She would be hot enough to do porn, you know like a broken down porn chick and she’d probably be down but is unfortunately a rich kid so her porn career would never happen…

So Hollywood mainstream porn is the best they can do with the tits, so we take it….instead of her taking it on camera….

It’s a whore generation of perverts doing whorish things in public, so if you have the big tits like Sweeney, the best thing to do is monetize….let’s hope she inspires the next generation of big tits to do the same….but they are probably already doing it….

We are just swimming in whorish titty and half nakedness…

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2026

07

May

Carmen Electra Taking a Shit Fetish Content of the Day

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Carmen Electra is 100 fucking years old. It’s been 40 or more years since she was a top Playboy chick that was discovered by Prince working for MTV….

She has since faded away, it usually happens when these bitches slowly rot, but thanks to modern technology, AI filters, plastic surgery fillers and botox, hair dyes and make-up, she is able to give you, the loser who jerked off to her 40 years ago, some new content to keep that weird fucking dream alive.

I was never impressed by a chick with fake tits, her ability to save 5,000 dollars at the time wasn’t all that impressive, even if she took those tits and made amazing ROI on that 5,0000.

So I guess I never really gave a shit about Carmen Electra….so I don’t really give a shit about a menopausal Carmen Electra taking a shit on a porch because she couldn’t get inside fast enough….as these things happen with aging…INCONTINENCE, CANCERS, BLOWN OUT ASSHOLES FROM ANAL….you know diaper shit…

I’m not into girls taking shits in general, I like to pretend they don’t, especially when licking their assholes….

I don’t mind them peeing on me though, so I guess we can pretend this is menopause peeing herself…

Either way, she’s still living the dream…making money off the tits….invest in yourself and you could do better than the stock market…

People out there, ELECTRA BROS will EAT HENTA VIRUS off those tits, so this one’s for you sickos.

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2026

07

May

Big Girl Bebe Rexha and her Fat Girl Titty Porn of the Day

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Fat girls have big tits, at least the lucky fat girls, because the fat girls with no tits are dealt a pretty shitty hand….

Luckily for all of them, they don’t have to be fat anymore, there are pharma drugs that may give you cancers and other AIDS down the line, but in the meantime, it will help you lose weight….who cares about side effects, even pussy stank, when you can get skinnier than your traditionally pig approach to live…

That means, the fat chicks you see today are fat by choice, even though they were always fat by choice, they just hated admitting they were fat by choice and decided that it was some hormone shit, some genetic shit, never their lack of self control, over eating, laziness, non fitness…

Anyway, like any drunk at 3 am not into jerking off, wanting some tits to play with knows, the fat girl tits are a good distraction from the rest of the fat chick and BEBE REXHA’s got some DOUBLE DEDE or even GiGI titties for you to want to suck on like she was your mom….BIGGER THAN YOUR HEAD!

The funny thing with fat chicks with big tits is that they all do this titty exploitation…

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2026

07

May

Kamryn Renae is the Viral Hiking the PCT like Reese Witherspoon OF Chick of the Day

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I came across not to Kamryn Renae’s instagram videos a few weeks ago, she was on her second or third VLOG of her hiking the Pacific Crest Trail from Mexico to Canada.

I did think it was a clever modern viral content strategy, where she plays a ditzy girl doing her hair, being unequipped for her hike, taking on such a substantial hike.

I didn’t think it was the most original idea, since there was a best selling book and movie starring Reese Witherspoon about the same hike, but this was a little more bubblegum, lipstick, cameltoe on a hot body instagram whoring version, which is better.

She does these recap vlogs where she tells you what she did that day on her 25 mile walks…

Anyway, other people saw the content too, like Interview Magazine and she’s now being featured in bigger media outlets, they are loving her glam approach to the PCT hike and are buying into her doing it solo, so I decided to google her, saw she was an OF girl who is naked on the internet for money to travel and adventure, which is better than working a day job.

This content series is her big break, her viral moment, her BEST SELLING break into the mainstream…

So it’s only natural we post her tits….and by we, I mean me….since I have no friends and despite popular believe this site doesn’t have a staff of 80 people sharing the 4 dollars a month we make.

IT IS JUST ME baby.

Point of the story, not all ONLYFANS whores are created equally. Some of these self produced whores of the internet whoring to finance compelling enough content are more interesting than actual celebs and you can see them naked. Solid.

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2026

06

May

Kate Moss Nipples on their Comeback Tour of the Day

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I hate to give more attention to the Met Gala, because I think it’s such a dogshit pretentious bullshit event that captivates the retards…

The Fashion industry is a huge fucking scam that puts women or their husbands in debt trying to keep up appearances….or fit in….despite being middle of the road idiots.

Fashion is the kind of thing that keeps career oriented Sex and the City women working hard to buy shit they don’t need as they live their fab life in their shitty NYC apartment….

Point being…it’s a fucking demonic trap that gets the talons in the retards…

SO I don’t like promoting nonsense…

HOWEVER…

Kate Moss is amazing, even at 65 years old, because she’s a 90s ICON still skinny, still showing her nipples, like this was a paparazzi shoot from her European beach vacation after she retired from modeling and didn’t care if people saw her rich model tits….

She’s the rock and roll loving model who was busted doing cocaine in a viral viral at a time that would have ruined a career and she just ran with it.

It’s a good attitude that only an rich icon who doesn’t give a fuck can pull off so I’m all for her nipple comeback tour….because in a world where I am not a fan of any of this shit, some tits standout as better than others, even if they are tiny tits….

I look forward to more Kate Moss nipple as she slowly rots.

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2026

06

May

Kaia Gerber Baby in Whorish Fitness Shoot of the Day

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It’s a good thing I don’t go to the gym, probably not for my health and wellness, longevity, overall looks or the way I feel, but I am a weak man with terrible habits and fitness isn’t one of those habits….

So it’s not a good thing that I don’t go to the gym….

But when I see the kind of fitness outfits they are pushing on us through Gerber Baby and Cindy Crawford baby Kaia, I realize that it would be far too erotic an experience for me.

I am not even one of those ultimate retard perverts who gets overly excited and cums myself when I see a whorish outfit.

There are men far weaker than me when it comes to that….

But these outfits, the college coed in the 80s playboy shoot cotton shorts with the ass hanging out is just abusive to see doing squats or lunges or other fitness poses…

Even an overly perverted but not the most perverted motherfucker like me, who can handle a naked or near naked woman in front of me without getting a boner because I can’t get boners….would struggle with this one…

Anyway, Kaia, skinny, well trained by her stage parent model mom who starved her, all skinny and whorish…for fitness…

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2026

06

May

Gigi Hadid See Through of the Day

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I didn’t want to do any Met Gala content, since I did enough with the Lena Dunham post…but Gigi Hadid looking like she’s in her 60s for Brad Cooper is creepy enough to point out.

She is a mom, so looking like a soccer mom almost makes sense, but she’s not in her 50s….so I can’t really explain the face, maybe just bad plastic surgery since the Hadid’s aren’t the hottest.. by nature…

Her body’s alright though….so the see through dress, ass out…it’s something.

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