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2024

22

Oct

Scout Willis and her Cameltoe of the Day

Scout Willis may look like she was born with a cock, you know that hard Demi Moore before she had the surgeries jaw-line….looking a little more Bruce before the dementia than a lady….which works out alright for the closet case action movie bros who fucking love Bruce Willis and thus his daughter and the manly “vagina” his sperm built…even if it was potentially inappropriately touched by its perverted stepfather Ashton Kutcher…

Clearly, the Willis is doing her part in trying to debunk rumors that her weirdo rich family is one of those weirdo rich families that raise their boys as girls as part of an initiative to confuse the fucking world with extreme liberalism that is borderline retarded….

So she rocked a vagina insert and jacked up her shorts so that you see her cunt…or what she wants you to think is her cunt…

Earlier in the year, she got changed with her bush spilling out of her thong and her tits in a sheer top….

Doing girl things with what you hope is girl parts so that you’re not tricked into gay….

But that jaw tells a different story…

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2024

22

Oct

Amelia Gray Hamlin’s Hot Stomach of the Day

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Amelia Gray was a low level instagram attention seeker who happened to be a useless industry kid with big dreams of being an influencer.

Her mom Lisa Rina who is that Melrose Place acting and that Real Housewife whore, who knew all about clickbait generating from a different era, when it was much harder to be an attention seeking whore, because you had to actually move to LA and impress the people who were needed to elevate your whoredom, instead of just posting random edited selfies on a social media platform from your shitty life where ever you happen to live as a reclusive with no real social skills but a skill to selfie overrides all that.

So she carried that family tradition to the next generation who is also the instagram generation by realizing that she’d just end up being a highly followed rich kid but never a respected one, unless she sold her to Scott Disick at 18 years old, for the 40 year old mastermind behind the Kardashians to set her up.

She is now seen as a top model and the industry is respecting her and treating her like one….instead of just a rich kid on an instagram without being seen as a TOP model by the dick suckers and groupies who are impressed by even the least significant people so long as they have high numbers and a family from the industry to help manipulate that instagram.

The point of this post is her stomach, I like the emaciated crackhead look, you know the botched liposuction scars look, the near dead, starved out look. The alien parasites crawling under your skin look….and this skinny bitch has it all.

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2024

22

Oct

You Deserve More than One Ass A Day on Camsoda

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2024

22

Oct

Britney Spears Pink Bikini Dance of the Day

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In an interesting development, Britney Spears is apparently in Turks and Caicos on a Caribbean getaway because her stressful life needs some downtime and this is the kind of thing when you’ve been freed from your abusive captors.

The interesting development isn’t so much that she’s in Turks and Caicos on vacation from her life as a retired rich pop star with mental problems.

It’s that they decided to do it in front of a mirror where you can see a dark figure filming the starlet do some crackhead dance in her bikini.

So she’s not AI, but could still be a clone swap or a body double with a Britney AI face.

I still think this is old content and that Britney is in a coma or dead in the hospital room they have built in her Los Angeles basement tomb.

I still like to watch the insanity of Britney’s freedom and/or demise when she’s half naked. It’s the only interesting thing happening in pop culture.

I’m still waiting for the sex videos, or snuff film, when will that dark figure creepy handler in the mirror bring the real goods, which she’d release if she was legitimate crazy or free…..

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2024

21

Oct

Tate McRae’s Next Generation of Pop Star Tit Jiggling of the Day

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Unlike Jelly Roll, no one gives a fuck whether Tate McRae can actually sing.

She’s not a 300 pound rapper turned overly popular in the country music scene because he was from Texas and it was an easy thing to crossover into, because everyone knows that country fans, like Christians and MAGA supporters are a loyal and highly engaged people….until the sniff out a fraud…

She’s a child reality star her mom trained to dance, so that she could be leveraged into a pop career and live that dream, all while rocking decent sized tits to help in the marketing…sold to the industry to whore and manipulate through her whoring….

Her singing doesn’t need to be authentic or good, it can be robot shit, like the hot chick DJing the pool party with her thong bikini on….we’re here for other purposes, not whether they’ve got talent or not…

So unlike Jelly Roll, she’s not crying on twitter for calling out his lack of talent, we’re finding her other talents, because tits like Jelly Roll mean more when you’re a chick and not a fat dude with a stripper wife….

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2024

21

Oct

Bella Thorne’s Side Tit at an Event of the Day

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There was a time when Side Tit mattered…

It was a time before girls selling throat fucking videos to sad dudes on the interent who know in their hearts that they aren’t actually sexting with the celebrity they are paying to sex with, but that the delusion or fantasy is too strong for them to not believe, even thought they know it’s some Indian dude in a call center…

So yeah, before whores were obvious whores thanks to people like Bella Thorne pushing the whoring to the mainstream to make them think it was ok…

A braless celeb, cleavage, underboob, side tit, were all exciting events to happen for the fans of the world of celebrity.

So here’s a side tit on a reformed whore who has piles of money from whoring but who whores in a different, more mainstream and wholesome way now that she’s accomplished so much in the world of whoredom.

Make Side Tits Great again!

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2024

21

Oct

Old Lady Olivia Wilde and Her Prison Tats have no Nipples of the Day

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I was checking out a slutty homeless chick who apparently had some kind of addiction, probably a meth addiction, but it could have really been anything and she looked a lot like Olivia Wilde.

I guesss starving yourself and doing too much fitness gives you the same hard face and hard body that hard drugs do, but they are hardly as fun.

Wilde’s got some veins popping out that look like she’s been spiking the needly, but that’s from fucking pilates bro….

So the hyped actress who was once more fuckable back when she was on the OC and not a weathered mother and shitty movie director brought that look to an event, in what was seemingly a sheer dress, only to reveal that SHE HAS NO NIPPLES….or that it was not a SHEER DRESS at all….

It’s unclear whether she lost her nipples in combat, if she lost them at some satanic sex party the elites have when deciding who they should let level up and get a directing position on a movie instead of being cast as “Lesbian #7”.

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2024

21

Oct

Britney Spears and her Hard Nipple Head to Turks and Caicos of the Day

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I like to think that Britney Spears is dead, that this is a body double, AI or old content.

Other people, like Kristin Cavallari like to think that she’s a clone.

I don’t think that her being a clone or not really changes whether she’s dead or whether this is a body double or AI, since you can clone and kill off and replace as many as you’d like and the audience is too retarded to see past what they are told….

The whole cloning thing isn’t really far fetched, you can clone your dogs for 50k, they cloned a sheep in the early 90s, there is no way they aren’t cloning humans in basement labs in tunnels somewhere….

Then with the whole clone thing is the human rights aspect of whether they deserve human rights if they are in fact clones, or can you just kill them off for sport, doing all the vile human nature shit to them knowing they aren’t naturally born humans…making you feel less guilty about your clone abuse….

So maybe there are clones amongst us….walking the streets, telling us what to do, trust nobody….none of these meat puppets…

Or maybe that’s how you go schizo and it’s best to just assume that Britney’s dead and this is old content because it’s easier to stomach than clones…keep a Free Britney alive for profit…

Maybe just assume this is actual Britney, not a body double or AI, just a crazy washed up pop star with hard nipples who reminds us all that crazy girls are a better fuck, especially when they are Britney Spears…a legend.

She claims this is her pre-Turks and Caicos content, let’s see if the Paparazzi of Turks and Caicos catch some content of her on the beach…

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2024

21

Oct

Olivia Rodrigo’s Bikini Tits of the Day

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Olivia Rodrigo is a popstar who people seem to be into. She has a song about vampires that I assume the Satanic Vampires of Hollywood made her put together because they like to celebrate their hobbies on an international scale, but don’t want to openly tell the world that they drink blood.

She’s apparently half deaf in one year, which isn’t deaf enough for her to speak like a deaf person and that worked out well for her because she has a career singing and dancing like a stripper for perverted old men. Probably something her Filipino granny taught her she had to do to win over Americans like she did during the war. Family traditions.

Unfortunately, she’s another one of these 8 year olds inspired by Taylor Swift who decided to grow up and be their own version of Taylor Swift, but I guess the good news is that Taylor Swift instilled a level of whore into them, you know women empowerment through fucking mean dudes that you won’t stand for, so you go and find other mean dudes to get on all fours for, until deciding that you won’t put up with them anymore, so you do it all over again….

She may also be a Hollywood clone used to be one of their messengers to the masses in order to keep them in the dark and retarded….I mean you never know what kind of human trafficking or cloning laws they have in the Philippines, I figure they can probably buy their way into and out of anything.

Anyway, she seems to be in Australia, no idea if this is recent bikini shark content, but tits in a bikini are fun – right.

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2024

21

Oct

Grace Vanderwaal Erotica of the Day

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Grace Vanderwaal went viral when she was 12 or 13 years old and she won America’s Got Talent. She was a quirky girl from Kansas who sang original teen love songs on her Uke like a better version of Taylor Swift, probably inspired by Taylor Swift, but that’s not her fault because Swift is a demon who works herself into the minds of many.

She is of Dutch decent, but escaped working in the red light district of Amsterdam where she prostituted herself to pay the bills thanks her her dad being a Vice President of LG Electronics who likely had a backend deal with the team at America’s Got Talent to give his little girl a shot to be a viral sensation on the show.

To make things even more suspicious….her dad was the Vice President of Marketing of LG Electronics…meaning, he held the LG budgets over the TV network and TV show heads ina “hey, check out my daughter, she really like America’s Got Talent and as a Marketing Guy, I think Marketing her will be easy”….

She’s since grown into a girl who does slutty hipster rich girl in New York fashion shit….because she’s tall and skinny and can….

She’s opened for big acts, she’s been on a TV show, she’s pretty famous just not in my algorithm because I haven’t seen her since she went viral at 12 years old….

However today, her twerking in some Festival Raver Chick bikini outfit came on my feed, so that you can come on your feed…..and I figured I’d get you some more of her social media work.

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