You may know her as Meadow Sopranno, I know her as Mom. Not because she is my mother, but because I used to work in Jersey as a public works guy. We were the people that cleaned out the sewer drains, mowed city lawns and planted city flowers. One of the guys we worked with knocked Meadow up and didn’t show up for the abortion. What an insensitive bastard.

There was really no truth to this story, but I know it turned you on, Deadbeat Dad Fantasies are the best.

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