I think that people who fuck fleshlights are funny because they are clearly people who can’t get real pussy, but try to pretend that they get so much pussy they need to use a Fleshlight in between all the pussy to keep them ready for the pussy that throws itself at them later that day. I like the way these virgins pretend to know what a real pussy feels like and constantly talk about how real the fleshlight is in comparison to real pussy, all the while not knowing what real pussy is….because if they knew what a real pussy felt like, they would know that a fleshlight although mimics a pussy it sure isn’t the real fucking thing….the problem with the fleshlight is that it implies that most men only care about the pussy and other orifices like the ass and mouth, without including the emotional attachment we all deeply crave. Fact is a rubber pussy is never a real pussy and that you have just read a post that broke the record for using the word pussy the most….that leads me into the Fleshlight post of the day:

The Fleshlight I ordered is the Pink Lady Super Tight Wonder Wave. Upon removing it from the box, I was impressed at how lifelike the material of the insert felt. After rinsing it thouroughly and soaking it in very warm water for about 5 minutes, I put on some porn, applied some lube to both myself and the insert and went at it. WOW–it felt very similar to a real vagina. I experimented a bit with the end-cap/suction control and found that looser(less suction) was better. One of the best parts of this first session was the fact that while watching the porn while using the Fleshlight, it was much easier to imagine myself in the situation depicted on screen than would have been the case were I using my hand. Well, needles to say, the session ended with a very good orgasm. As this is the only sexual apparatus I’ve ever used, I can’t compare it to the competition, but I can’t imagine anything comming closer to the real thing that Fleshlight. I look forward to many future sessions with this amazing product. Thanks ILF!!
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