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2006

07

Jul

I am – Pink and Cigarette on Bike of the Day

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Pink is like one of those classy bitches who you meet in a small town you’re driving through, who works the local chip wagon. You have no problem with slammin her in your motel room, since you’re just passing through town and will never have to see her again, but if this was back at home, you wouldn’t even look twice, unless you were a closet case faggot, in which case you’d like your women to have bigger testicles than you.

Unfortunately, Pink is famous and has a lot of money, so you can’t accuse her man of being a faggot and you can’t really call her the chip wagon lady, but you can guarantee that she is the equivalent of a 21 year old model marrying a 65 year old billionaire, where she plays the billionaire. I would wallet fuck Pink right to the fucking bank where I would then Bank Account fuck her and cum all over her diamond studded jewelry box. Too bad I can’t get erections otherwise bitch would be mine.

I love that she smokes while riding her bike, that shit reminds me of 70 year old french men with no teeth and no money who roll around my ‘hood. Nothing says sexy like 70 year old french men with no teeth and no money.

Bonus – Pink in Concert

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