I understand why Christina Aguilera is rockin’ the Jewish outfit of the day. She’s married to a Jewish rich guy and I am guessing she had to convert to make that shit happen, not that she needs his money, but rumor has it that he thanked his parents at his wedding for giving him a huge dick. Christina is one of those girls who needs a dude with a big dick. You can tell by her latina stance that she can take more cock that your local chicken farmer. She’s bow-legged cuz her vagina is so big, it gets in the way of standing like a normal person.
Speaking of big penis, I tried luring the stripper into banging one of my friends. I told her that he had a huge cock, when she asked how I knew, I told her he was in porn, thinking that since she’s a stripper, she’d dig a fellow sex trade person. Anyway, she asked for samples of his work, sent her big dick porn videos and now she’s all into him…She’s probably going to be disappointed, but at least has access to that ass cuz it’s not like she’ll kick him out once his dick is in her mouth…
Point of all this is to say that, if you want to get a girl, just send her big dick porn…If you’re wondering why I call this outfit the Jewish outfit, you’ll have to check this Olsen Post , Lohan Post and Trachtenberg Post . They are probably not good, but it’s where I coined the term. Submit that to wikipedia asshole…
Bonus: Mena Suvari pics rockin’ a Jewish Outfit of the Day
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