Does anyone with a video camera want to do me a favor? I got invited to some porn event that I can’t get to because I am poor. It is in NYC on September 10th, that’s tomorrow. It starts at 8 pm. It is VIP. I don’t know if that means it is open bar. I do know that I want to see some footage from the event, I want pictures and some stepTV action. Here are the details.
WHO:Â Adult superstars and Vivid Girls Savanna Samson and Sunny Leone will introduce Hanna Hilton and Nikki Jayne in a blowout bash from Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film producer. Hanna is a voluptuous blue-eyed blonde from Indiana and Nikki, a statuesque blonde English beauty, make their official NYC debut as Vivid Girls, the elite group of contract actresses who make erotic movies exclusively for Vivid Entertainment.
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WHAT: Party-goers will get a sneak preview of songs from Savanna’s first album, “Possession,” from KOCH Records which will be released this month. Nikki, Hanna, Savanna and Sunny will be available to pose for snapshots and sign copies of Vivid’s “Meggan and Hanna Love Manuel.” All four actresses will be making appearances at EXXXOTICA New York 2008, a three-day erotic expo at The Meadowlands.
Let me know and I’ll get your name on the list for drunkenstepfather but if you are just some pervert con artist and you don’t make me a video of the event, I will be sad, but then I will post the links and I’ll be happy again. Here are today’s links.
Jessica Simpson Continues Her Shit Storm At Her Latest Show
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When Will You Assholes Ever Learn, You Are NOT Going to Make a Back Flip!
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I’m Pretty Sure Kendra Winkonson Owns No Actual Clothes and Just Wear Lingerie All Day
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And Here’s Kendra Wilkonson Wearing a Wig
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Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Wearing a Bra
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The Ten Hottest Female Politicians of All Time
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I Hate Katy Perry and I Wish She Was Dead
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Jesus Will Be Your Friend No Matter What
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Why Hello Diana Falzone
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Miss World Upskirt Throwback
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Man, I Love Me Some Kate Beckinsale
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Whoose Footbal Boobs?
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Don’t Be Racisy in an Elevator
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Now That’s What I Call Getting Your College Education
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Someone Else Hates Noel Gallagher As Much as I Do
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When Samuel L Jackson Auditioned for Titanic
(This is Actually Him)
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Making Mom and Dad Proud
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Because It Isn’t Really Sex If Your By Yourself
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Welcome to the Meth Minute
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With a Name Like Cinta Dicker, You Can’t Help But Expect Jokes
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Roman Candle Shot in Mouth
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Ranch Party Fun
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Sandy Summers Straps and Silver
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BEACH BABES!
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Puff Daddy is a Liar
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Siphie Monk Bikini Fun
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Khloe and Kim Kardashian Think They Are Fashion Designers
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Bollywood Can Do No Wrong
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Taylor Momsen at Fashion Week
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Nicole Richie Would Look Kind of Hot If She Took That Fucking Head Band Off
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Getting Sex Is Now Almost As Easy As Using Your Own Hand
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Striptease of the Day
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Monkey Tries to Steal Car
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Red Neckin’!!
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Diesel Renzo Rosso Totally Looks Like a Pedo
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Loora Wants to Teach You How to Play the Piano
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Kathy Wants to Help Pick You Up
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Man, Usher Needs a Smack Up Side the Head
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Will He Make It?
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Steven Speilberg is Getting Sued Because He Can’t Think Of His Own Ideas
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Lynne Spears is Mother of the Year
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Erica Campbell Will cure Your Blues
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Pornstar Taylor Wayne Talks About Her Dogs….
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This is Some of the Craziest Online Sex Around….I Think You May Have To Sign Up….
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These People Consider Masturbation the New Fucking Whores and Other Chicks aka Cheating because they are CRAZY
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Thought you might like these chicks in Handbras
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Dude Where’s My Vagina? Playboy Brazil Overdid Photoshop….
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Older Chick Topless
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Some Hot Naked Amateur
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Some Chick Shows Off Her Vagina and Booty
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