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2009

01

Jan

Best Bikini Shots of 2008 of the Day

I am on a role with this shit, here’s a list of some of the best bikini pictures of 2008 according to my panel of experts the consists of my stepdaughter and her drug dealing boyfriend…I figured it was only right since I’ve spent so many nights jerking off to thoughts of her in a bikini on family vacations…I mean..I mean…since she likes bikinis so much, it’s a passion of hers, so here’s that list….I don’t necessarily agree with it, but I’m not about to dig through the fuckin’ crates, I’m all about moving the fuck forward and this is just to entertain you today, you greedy fucking prick.

Heidi Montag May Be an Idiot, But She Knows How to Work the PR Machine

Victoria’s Secret Bikini Showdown

Ronson’s Got Quite the Body on Her Even If She Looks Uncomfortable With a Popsicle in Hand….

Jennifer Aniston Lonely Bikini Shots, Before She STarted Fucking John Mayer for Publicity and Attention….of the Day

Caroline D’Amore, Because We Had Fun Laughing At Her Pretty Much All Year And Sometimes The Joke Makes For a Better Experience Especially When the Bitch Looks Like Celine Dion…

Vanessa Hudgens/Kiddie Porn Motorboat Action

Hellen Mirren is Probably Hotter, Younger, and Thinner Than Your Girlfriend

Kim K Gets Her Yacht On Even Though We All Hate Her…

Tara Reid is the Bikini Shot, Even If She is Ugly

Posted in:2008|Bikini

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