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2010

05

May

Liz Hurley and Some Bitches in Bikinis of the Day

Liz Hurley opened up another one of her bikini stores and she wasn’t wearing a bikini. I guess she figures that most of her career relied on wearing bikinis and now that she’s older and less in shape, she’ll just let the bikinis make the money for her without her body and I guess it’s working out….but I’d still like to see her pay tribute to what pays her fucking bills by getting half naked…but I’d rather this scene of her and her two bikini models ended in a bitter and angry ex-model rubbing her sloppy ex-model tits all over the new model’s face before forcing her to eat cake and gain 30 pounds in some 2 month long lesbian kidnap/rape scene…but that’s just because I never hear enough stories about dykes raping motherfuckers with large phallic objects…but that could be a good thing considering dykes who would rape motherfuckers with large phallic objects are probably not the kind of dyke I want to see doing anything sexual.

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