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2011

11

Nov

Amanda Seyfried Boring Hotness of the Day

She could be taking a shit and I’d find her hot…which is probably a bad example…because whenever a bitch takes a shit I findher hot…but I am using it figuratively, you know like back in high school when you’d pretend the thought of the hot girl shity was repulsive, like a bunch of faggots who wouldn’t lick that dirty asshole the second she let you, in a “girls don’t poop” complex that has ruined anal sex opportunity for so many, cuz girls are scared they will shit up your dick, all cuz of a stupid little night in high school…cuz high school is supposed to be the training ground for anal sex cuz bitch wants to retain her virginity and you wanna fuck something…when a dude told all his friends about her asshole slip up, giving her the nick name of “SHITNEY” and “Melishit” depending on what her first name is….following her right through college and into buttsex-less marriage….

If you know what I mean….and if you don’t it is that Amanda Seyfried could be wearing a snowsuit, a fat suit, a fucking burka and she’d still be hot to me…she’s got her spell on me…so seeing her walk her dog that probably licks her twat when no one is home….in a boring outfit….is pornographic enough for me….all cuz it features her…I’m creepy like that and she’s perfection…

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