I know you’re all sitting their in fear that Snooki may have got fed after midnight or sprayed with water…and her gremlin monster babies are about to pollute our world….reminding us that the Mayans did warn us of the end of the world by the end of 2012…and that it’s quite possible this is what they were talking about…..

But…as expected…it was just a publicity stunt, maybe a classic case of “Broken Telephone”….where someone in the public washroom overheard her while she was taking a shit say something like “come on baby, get out of my belly”….or maybe it was a classic case of short fat bitch all round in what could either be uterus or gut….and who really cares…it’s Snooki….why am I talking about her….more importantly why do I know she exists…..

I guess what I’m getting at is that we’re safe for now….but unless someone doesn’t give her a back alley hysterectomy…. we’re all at risk..

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