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2013

21

Jan

Elsa Hosk Topless Shoot of the Day


It’s Martin Luther King day or some other long weekend bullshit in America…and you should have taken advantage of it and gone south like some kind of rich jetsetter who isn’t sitting on a mountain of debt…with a pile of bills you can’t afford headed your way….or the need to buy a new car to get to your shitty job that barely keeps you afloat….or a need to save money for a new roof cuz that leak is starting to give your kid pneumonia…..you know cuz winter is the fucking worst….and the beach is the best…and sometimes throwing all your responsibilities aside and telling your wife you’re going out to get milk only to never return is the best option to allow you to be the man you want to be….free….

Well, for those of us stuck in the snow, I figured this Victoria’s Secret model….from Sweden topless in some random summery shoot was better to stare at than the harsh reality that our lives suck…especially on a long weekend….in the middle of winter…when we’d all rather be staring at bikini tits….

No idea when this shoot is from….but it doesn’t matter….

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