Tonight’s amazing stepGIRL can be found on INSTAGRAM ….
So, I got a text from a girl saying that a guy she works with looks just like me and that it’s so funny every time he walks by her…she thinks it is me….so I write back saying “you should totally have sex with him”….and she says “that’s fucking disgusting”….
I don’t know whether I should be offended….
So, I got this new approach with girls….I figure if they don’t want to fuck me, I’ll invite them places that will make them so horny, drunk, disoriented that they have to fuck me, but I’m not a creep and don’t want to mislead…so my pitch is “wanna go to the strippers then let me fist you”….so far every girls says no…but I like to think it’s cuz they aren’t the ones for me…and not cuz I have the wrong strategy….not to mention no girl likes to admit she can get fisted…even though every girl is capable of being fisted….it will work on Miss right….even though I’m married and supposed to have already found her…but turns out we all make horrible, life changing, miserable mistakes we live with cuz they pay the rent.
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This Week in Playmate Instagrams
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Nicole Kidman Was Humping Jimmy Kimmel and Here is the Video – VIDEO
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Nabilla Benattia Has Fun Shorts and Ass and Cameltoe
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Emma Stone Bra in Mag
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Ski Jump Fail
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LOL Dog Video of the Day
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New Facebook App Wants to Help You Bang your Friends, No Shit
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Taylor Swift’s Cleavage Is Back On Tour
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Kim Kardashian Offered Kris Humphries $10M To Go Away
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Your Weekly Dose of WTF
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College Cutie Has The Nicest Butt, Ever (11 Pics)
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Riley is the Tyoe of Girl I’d Like to Make My Wife (NSFW)
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WTF Photo for Friday Night
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Free Cam Shows For Some Friday Night Sexy (NSFW)
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Twitter Celebrates National #CleavageAppreciationDay
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Girls Night Turns Into a Fuckfest (NSFW)
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Celebrity Portraits Made Entirely of Candy (Photo Gallery)
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Taylor is a Busty Surfer Babe (NSFW)
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When Drunk Girls Go Wild (NSFW)
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Drunken Idiot
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Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs
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Reese Witherspoon Nipples in 1997
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Kitten Sits With Crossed Legs
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Oprah’s Got A Face Full Of Foreskins
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Rihanna’s COMPLETELY See Thru Dress Shows No Bra & Thong (NSFW)
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Ahhhhhh Marry Me Kate Winslet
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The Druggiest Rock Stars of All Time
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Mia Has a Whole Bunch of GIFs and They Are All NSFW
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Gotta LOVE MILF Tits (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Hollywood Really Hates Math – VIDEO
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Claudia Romani is on the World’s Longest Vacation
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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HILARY SWANK CLEAVAGE
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Sleepless in Seattle Musical
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LeAnn Rimes in a Weird See Through Shirt
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Cute Dog Pulls Off Tricks
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If You Want it Done Right, Do It Yourself (NSFW)
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JLo Went Commando
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Jacky and Sharon Get It On (NSFW)
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Adventures Of A Pornhub Intern: Coked Up College Sex (NSFW)
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Lesbian Sex Fantsy of the Day (NSFW)
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JENNIFER LAWRENCE NEVER GETS UP BEFORE YOU DO
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Brave Woman Teases Cheetah…..
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Claudia Romani is Awesome in a Bikini
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Celeb Portraits Made of Candy
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Hollywood Hates Math
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Nerdy BBW Gets Hammered
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3 Teens – 1 Dude
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Weird But Awesome Public Sex Clip
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Big Japanese Booobs
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Horrible UK MILF Gangbang
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Weird Amateur Spy Cam Clip
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Hot Amateur Girl Sex – With a Horrible Ending…
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The world’s hottest user-submitted girlfriend porn!
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CELEBRITY SEX!
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AMATEUR SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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