Today’s failed pick-up line of the day was when at a shitty diner and the hot, broken, struggling and desperate looking waitress asked me for dessert…and was pitching the pie hard….so I said…
I’m into pie, let’s have a pie eating contest, using your pie, you know the one in your pants…
Awkward…
Here are some links…
I’m into Joanna Krupa’s Tan/Tits
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LeAnn Rimes Reality Show is Happening…
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11 Cats Riding Roombas
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Hot Chicks in Nothing But a Towel
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Beyonce in a Taking a Shit Squat Position
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Where are they Now? Your Favorite NBA Stars of the 90s
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Girl’s Eyes Popping Out of Her Head and It Is Funny
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Rhian Sudgen Titties!
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Skateboard Jump Fail – With a Twist
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Big Tits Or Hot Ass. Who’d You Rather?
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Some Wet Tits And Nipples. One Hot WAG
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Dog Goes Crazy Over Balloons
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Ireland Baldwin is a Total Fucking Monster Doing the Monster Mash….It is a Graveyard Smash
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The best thing about cam girls…is that they get naked…for free…and masturabte…for free…and you get to watch…for Free…
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