The EMAs, which I guess stand for European Music Awards, even though they would be more fun if they stood for Enormous Mom Anus, because moms with big anuses have a shitty end of the deal…cuz they also have Enormous Mom Vagina…none of this has anything to do with Miley but as far as I’m concerned it is just as relevant…

You see, a child star who was robbed of her youth, and who is trying to make the world think she’s hard because she smokes weed in Amsterdam, like every college kid on their Euro tour, and like every grandma on her European Cruise, only on TV, in more of a “Fuck you I’m a Rebel” kind of way…trying to get street cred she’ll never get cuz she’s Miley Fucking Cyrus…a pop tart who sold out before she got her fucking period…

So real gangster shit, would be smoking heroin up on stage…while shitting herself or on someone…in some G.G. Allin inspired real publicity stunt…

This Disney caliber “i smoke weed, I’m so hood” shit needs to be squashed with a fucking Hollywood Hills drive by….

Fuck this bitch…even though I’d like to fuck this bitch. Romantically like I was Kevin Federline investing in my retirement.

I’m not impressed, but I still like what I see, because it’s better than Disney stars staying Disney.

Here’s her ass that needs more squats, deadlifts and lunges…and if you can see past that you will also see she’s an outty not an inny…

Here are pics of her in a Pac and Biggy Dress that’s pretty revealing – cuz she’s gangsta CLICK HERE

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