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2014

28

Oct

Rita Ora on the Cover of Cosmo of the Day

I don’t know if being on the cover of Comso is actually making it in your career, but I am going to assume it is an iconic magazine that teen girls everywhere read to learn about sex and style and whatever else they cover…so this is probably a big deal for a Rihanna impersonator..

I mean this is like seeing the Michael Jackson from Hollwyood BLVD doing his “Bad” dance, on the cover of Vanity Fair or some shit…pretty major…and all it took was sticking to her lie…I mean you can’t hate her for that…and if you do…look at her big tits…becuase you definitely can’t hate her for those…

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