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2014

12

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio posted a picture of her tits that I assume are small implants, not because she’s a brazilian and therefore a man, but because she’s a model and models usually have small implants to fill their bikinis better..

She’s pushing 40, has been modelling forever, and I find her boring…but not as boring as Gisele…who probably is a Brazilian tranny, but I only say that because a pro football player is married to her, and well after all those lockerroom showers, and team initiations…you know..being a wide receiver has a couple meanings…especially when you’re a quarterback…right…

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