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2015

02

Feb

The Super Bowl Happened For Katy Perry of the Day

I don’t watch sports. I find the whole thing insane. The idea of a laziness that involves spending your day sitting on a couch looking at a bunch of dudes trying to throw a ball over a line, based on stupid rules for no functional purpose, other than just a game….is insane enough of a concept…but then turn it into a billion dollar business and my brain just can’t process it. I mean, it’d be more interesting to spend your day jerking off to girls you sext at least there is some level of activity involved.

What really amazes me, is that people think that they have to watch the Super Bowl, like it is the event of the fucking year, and more importantly, non football fans get in on this bullshit too, and not just because they like free snacks and beer at a friend’s house, but because they get to see Katy Perry Perform:

She even got a tattoo to mark this moment in her career like a tween she pretends to be, despite what her cankles are telling us.

Here’s the highlight of the performance – The Creeper:

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And they get to see the fucking ads, which is even more fucking crazy. How owned are we by these evil billion dollar corporations, we don’t just make them rich as fuck, we also anxiously await their marketing messages in their big budget ads, that they can only afford because we’re fucking idiots.

To see the rest of the Super Bowl CLICK HERE

CLICK MORE TO SEE THE ADS:


The Celebrity Endorsements:

Lindsay Lohan for Esurance

Bryan Cranston for Esurance

Kim Kardashian for T. Mobile

Kate Upton in Game of War

Liam Neeson in Clash of Clans


The Movie Trailers:

Jurassic World

Tomorrow Land

Furious 7

Terminator

Ted 2


The Brands:

BMW

Carl’s Jr

Snickers

Kia:

Doritos


The Insane: Childhood Death

Via CLICK HERE

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