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2015

07

Jul

Kelly Monaco’s Comeback in a Bikini of the Day

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Kelly Monaco is a virtual nobody to anyone who is under the age of 30, which is probably none of you, since only old people read blogs, even though blogging is such a childish thing to do, that as a grown man I am humilated to admit that I do…

She was in Playboy in 1997, when being in Playboy was a good launching platform, that propelled her to acting on Soap Operas, which in the 90s was the equivalent of doing porn, but with a little more dignity, because you don’t need to spread your asshole to be penetrated on film…

It’s one of those, “You plastic looking bitch with no talent, either you take Playboy career to softcore porn, or General Hospital, your choice, both pretty low level, but you’ll make around a million a year, which is better than working at hooters back in the Poconos where you’re from”…

Well, she’s more than just the winner of the first ever Dancing with the Stars, from all her stripper skills..

She’s also an attention seeker in the Ocean in Malibu for the paparazzi…with a little ass flash and side tit..

I guess when pushing 40, you have no real choice but to do what you can to get noticed.

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Here are some pics of her great body on instagram…

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