The only problem with me not being a dot com billionaire, being the age of the average dot com billionaire, reminding me I should have done actual dot com billionaire work, instead of low level blogging…..I digress…

The only problem with me not being a billionaire is that I can’t play first hand the very interesting game that can be applied to all Sports Illustrated models…that I call “Demi More Indecent Proposal”….where you throw numbers at a girl for sex until she agrees…

Whenever I do a post on one of these SI girls, who I know gets very little to no paid work, I know….they are either rich kids or on some other program using rich guys for that rich person life they live…

I just don’t have evidence of their price..but I do know SI is a great escort agency or platform to meet the perfect kind of guy into hiring girls like this…

Her name is Hannah Davis…she’s in the NEW maxim…which is probably as bad at the old maxim…but the old maxim used to always try to sue me…so I like the new Maxim better because at least they feature babes…since hooker or not…this is a babe..

Just as Derek Jeter, who proposed to her, which in “hooker world” is bought another year with her so she shuts the fuck up about his level of commitment to her, as she tries to secure her future and can’t give one dude her prime years without commitment…right?

And what it comes down to is I wonder who pays the rent, utilities, food in that household…right? Hooker.

I’m pretty sure I’ve posted these pics before…oh well…repeat… I am too lazy to look and I already wrote this genius….

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