Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez
DAY 24.5 in Facebook Jail
I think the real loser in this Facebook jail is the fans…you know all of you who I inspire everyday with my wise and positive words designed to bring you up with kindness and insight as the screen you are staring at rots your fucking brain – which for the record has been scientifically proven – on Dr Oz – a show I am forced to hear about now that I don’t have Facebook chat to make my wife think I’m too busy to talk to….
I’ve reverted to sending annoying and harassing messages to my crazy militant feminist friend who loves me but think’s I’m the worst…
Those messages include: “What are you wearing?” which is the cliche opener than makes mer so angry…then I tell her that I can’t stop thinking about her vagina and that even though she doens’t fuck me because I have a penis, even a small penis, I can tell it so tight they feel like a vacuum….then I tell them I am jerking off and ask them to “invite me to come”…because with militant lesbians, it’s about being subtle…
That was advice because I have nothing to say now that I don’t use social media because I’ve been ousted from their attempt at a mindless UTOPIA…FIGHT THE OPPRESSOR….
Here are some stepLINKS
A Bunch of Regular Girls with Not so Regular Amazing Asses
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Old Lady Dancing
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Kahil Blundell for the UFC
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Alicia Vikander Post-Oscar Win
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Girl in a White Dress Gets Taken Out by a Wave
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Melissa McCarthy Diabetes Supporter
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The Director of The Matrix is Tranny Now
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Cell Phone Footage of a Shooting…
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Hilaria Baldwin – Pregnant Again
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Frenchy Morgan in a Pink Bikini Monster
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Lindsay Lohan is Funded by Rich Russian Named EGOR
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The New Game of Thrones Trailer
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Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling Get Their Fuck On
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Maria Sharapova Tests Positive
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Cleavage at The Bachelor
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Maria Sharapova in Whole Foods Buying Illicit Performance Drugs…
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Zac Efron’s Muscles…
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Rita Ora Panty Flash
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Pregnant Bar Refaeli….
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Alexandra Daddario in Bikini Bottoms
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Katt Williams Gets Arrested Again
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Hockey Has Awesome Hair Again
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Selena Gomez – Panty Flash in Paris
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Rita Ora Topless
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Ola Jordan Getting Tits Grabbed!
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Emmy Rossum with Kitties
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Abigail Ratchford is the Fucking Worst – Slutting for In and Out
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Liz Hurley in a Red Dress
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Maria Menounos Midriff
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Emma Olson is A Boring Model..
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Emma Watson is a Monster!
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This is Why He’s Fat
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Karlie Kloss in a Red Dress
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Dude Spoofing Slam Poets – Since Slam Poets are Homos
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Katy Perry Upper Thigh
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Hot Girls in Bikinis
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50 Cent Says ALl His Money is Fake
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Josephine Skriver Lingerie
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Double Blowjob
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Post Op Masturbation is a Scientific Research I Didn’t Want to Experience
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Isabella Taylor’s fat Ass
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Asian Stripper’s Pussy Trick with Beer
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Kelly Madison’s Huge Tits
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Denny’s Waiter Blowjob Doesn’t Bore Me
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Slutty Blonde Strips…
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Greek Slut!
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Skinny Lesbians…
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My Friend Kayden Kross’ Ass
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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