In case you were wondering…Alessandra Ambrosio is in the Bahamas right now…on a private island…doing some bullshit photoshoot at 35 years old…looking good and half naked…despite being 5 years dead in terms of sex appeal according to me…making me wonder if I am a necrophiliac for liking these pics…that aren’t even that exciting…but that happened…with the most obnoxious hashtag ever #foreveronvacation…

#foreveronvacation…

She’s FOREVER ON VACATION with millions in the bank, rich cock cumming in her pussy, a mom of a few kids…yet #foreveronvacation….fuck yourself and die you show off Brazilian hooker…offending all of us not forever on vacation cuz we don’t look good in a bikini, we aren’t tall skinny bitches, and willing to be a good time for rich guys who pay for her company…#foreveronvacation….let’s hope her Bahama jumper plane goes down like she was Aaliyah…you know to really remind her that FOREVER isn’t always a long time…

EMRATA AND BELLA HADID are there also…and so are Elsa Hosk, Hailey Baldwin….let’s hope all their Bahamas jumper planes goes down like they were all Aaliyah…seriously – these overrated bitches aren’t about to off themselves, they are a the top of their game – they think they are offering the world the best of who they are – we need extraneous factors to END that shit..

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