No matter how big of a production budget they put into Karlie Kloss fashion shoots…she’s still so fucking boring.

The only thing interesting about her is that she was sold by Victoria’s Secret to Taylor Swift in some marketing endorsement deal that helped increase her profile as a promo model, from being a fashion model, because she’s tall as fuck…but also boring as fuck…

So even with the best photographers, and pyrotechnics, she’s still better suited as Taylor Swift’s real life barbie doll…that lived in her house, dressed in outfits laid out for her, and did what she said because her career depended on it…she was a hired and contractually obligated…because that’s how these puppets work.

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