Tove Lo is clickbaiting, tits get hits, because everytime she performs she pulls out her shitty tits like it is a thing, a signature move, one I normally appreciate and support, but when it’s contrived and calculated, designed to market herself, I find it annoying, not authentic, as I prefer my titty flashes pure, natural, or accidental…Garbage….

We get it, you have tits, you’re so fucking edgy and daring, and progressive…

I just wish she got arrested for Indecent Exposure, and I’m the kind of person who likes tits being liberated…

The amazing thing about her is that I thought she was just a vocal on a DJ track but turns out she’s a HUMAN who performs at Lollalapooza…

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