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2017

10

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

From my experience of offering to lock girls up in a cage in my basement, not that I have a basement, but it’s my attempt at romance, you know because girls are freaks who love getting freaky, is that they are generally totally turned off by my offer…and they call me gross..

But the second I tell them the cage includes a spa bathroom, a daily massage, a TV and a cruelty free down filled day bed, some Netflix, with an unlimited amount of sushi, they get excited….because cages in basements are less scary for women if they have the illusion of a luxury vacation…they’ll never want to leave…at least that’s what I have learned in my research, probably a sample size of 100 women, but the kicker is that I don’t have that spa bathroom, I just use that as bait…and my cage is just a dog cage I found in the dumpster behind an apartment building…but they only find that out when it’s too late…right.

Not that I’d ever cage up a women, it’d be too annoying, women talk too much, cry to much, demand too much but I like to dabble with the concept as a social experiment to see what kinds of freaks I’m dealing with.

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