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2017

10

Oct

Rae Rodriguez Topless for Apple Season of the Day

Rae Rodriguez Topless for Apple Season

It’s apple season up in Canada where all the world’s apples are likely not from, but where every suburban asshole and his shitty family seem to get together to go apple picking in a weird weekend activity for a half mexican lazy dude like me who thinks “apple picking is for migrant workers, where’s the humor or fun in picking your own damn apples, and how did this orchard figure out you can get white people to do migrant work, and have them pay you to do it….”…genius really…

Rae Rodriguez is some signed to IMG, which is a serious agency, model, so seeing her tits makes her more luxurious…even when she’s got a Mexican name and is eating an apple that you’d expect her to get paid per unit to pick, as that’s how the Orchards do it when white people aren’t paying to pick them themselves…

I guess what I am saying is I spent the week drinking apple cider….becuase it’s cheap, magical, and from the earth…I figure if you rot any fruit to make it boozy, I’m a fan…and I guess I’m just muttering on about nothing when really you just want to see the damn model tits and you aren’t even reading this.

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