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2018

10

Oct

Selena Gomez Period Pants of the Day

Selena Gomez posted up an ass pic in a pair of red pants that I would call period pants….and that I have called period pants over the years…once to a girl singing Soldier Boy because it was that long ago…which resulted in her friends attacking me and throwing drinks on me at some party only a few years ago…calling me a misogynist because I guess you can’t joke around about period pants or pants that would disguise your period stains better than white or beige pants…it is misogyny…and apparently you can’t tell girls in the grocery store who smell like period that they smell like period…because we all know period smells..especially those of us who used to jerk off to old pads we found in the garbage room of the apartment complex.

None of this has to do with Selena Gomez or her trying to showcase her ass, looking Latina, you know give the people some cultural flavor to her otherwise generic Hollywood souless and flavorless life…that only has some edge because of her fake tits and her terminal illness….

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