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2019

06

Jun

Kate Upton Bikini of the Day

Kate Upton Bikini

Kate Upton is out here in a bikini or bathing suit…showing off her mom body that for all intents and purposes has looked like a mom body since she first did Sports Illustrated at 18, thanks to her grandfather being the founder of WHIRLPOOL…yes THAT Whirlpool…and her having huge saggy mom tits that looked like the fed a tribe in Africa for a decade before going viral in the USA as the reminder that we still like tits..

I do not find her exciting, not pre baby, not post baby, equally dumpy only now her vagina is banged the fuck out, never quite the same….she’s overrated sure, but here’s some bikini tits out attempt to be hot, cuz not being hot worked for her before…and I’m sure will work for her again…

Kate Upton Bikini

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