I don’t know why brands have decided that Kristen Bell is the most relatable celebrity mom out there. But this girl is getting campaign after campaign from brands. Obviously related to the revival or reboot of Veronica Mars, a show we can assume the media buyers and marketing people grew up on, or that the marketing people were swindled into thinking was an important thing, because they are fame whores and crave working with celebs, while spending their time sucking AGENT dick, because they want more access to that exclusive Hollywood, and are capable of buying it with brand money so why not..

Either way, we see a lot of Kristen Bell now. From brand shit, to media shit, like this Women’s Health shit, where she acts like she’s fit and not just a BOTOX face basking in the glory of the past, reliving that Hollywood relevance, all with her lame husband, who is totally unfunny by her side…

With every magazine article comes a press release where the magazine tries to highlight the key of the article to get sourced by anyone who posts it. It’s an old school take on original content / exclusive insight, that bores me.

But it’s funny to see how they try to spin boring into interesting…

This one “Kristen Bell addresses her mental health, ‘the shame that prevents’ people from opening up”….with and “I immediately felt irresponsible, because I do care about depression not being taboo, yet I present this bubbly, outgoing girl who seemingly gets through life with a smile on her face”

Shut the fuck up…

Then there is: “Reveals the Biggest Lesson She Learned From Dax Shepard’s Alcoholism Recovery”

Dude drank for 3 weeks and is an “alcoholic” he’s been sober a decade or more and I’ve heard him talk his drunk stories, that were beyond normal drunk stories and I just thought these LA assholes are so fucking insular…they don’t know real alcoholism or what real drinking does to ruin lives….and now we need to know what Kristen Bell Learned from his non alcoholism…fuck off..

I’m mad now, so I’ll move onto the next. I can’t believe millions of people live such pathetic lives that they follow this shit…….seriously…

Oh and she’s not hot…she’s an old bitch…don’t believe the photoshoot – I hate all of this.

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