Nothing says “let’s cancel Christmas” despite loving Christmas than seeing an aging Katy Perry and her sloppy tits basically exploit Christmas for her own personal gain because she knows people fucking love Christmas and if she was to do the LeAnn Rimes and only release Christmas Music for the rest of her life, she would guarantee serious fucking income without having to put too much effort in, besides doing a tour between November 15 – Dec 15th in select cities….it is the logical progression for a old pitch trying to stay relevant in music, even though she’s richer than god and doesn’t really need to stay relevant, it’s just that her ego won’t allow her to chill, cuz this is what she always wanted and with some strategic selling her soul to the devil she became a HUGE fucking success…a star beyond anyone’s wildest imagination because from the day we saw her…we saw a bloated awkward barely talented chick…with really dumb music and dumb creative direction…who wasn’t hot at all but had some tits….which isn’t normally enough to get to where Katy Perry got and I have a hard time believing her “visionary” brain got her there…it was really just a lottery win.
Well, as it turns out, she still has the sloppy tits to go with the sloppy rest of her…so there’s that.
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