I don’t know if this is some post apocalyptic shit, where radiation has destroyed humanity and we are only left with weird mutant humanoids like Sarah Hyland to jack off to…because I got pretty drunk last night, just woke up, don’t leave my house and feel like I’m already in the afterlife most of the time….because this can’t be real…
BUT bitch has got a weird fucking body that matches her weird fucking face…as she puts her second kidney to test with booze and nicotine because she’s broken both inside and out….in some Cerebral Palsy….Spinal Bifida….Stephen Hawkins before being wheel chair bound…a light case of Primordial Dwarfism…looking like ZOMBIE rotting out as she lives out her final years because she knows she’s dying…
She’s got to be dying…two transplants means she’s seriously FUCKED Up…and looking at her makes me think she’s not doing too good…
Her nipples are out, which makes this better, but still not good….nipples make all things better…but not always good….think of every fat and disgusting girl you’ve fucked who had nipples that you didn’t mind sucking on but that didn’t offset the trauma of fucking it.
If the apocalypse didn’t happen, and this is just the TV star’s body, sucks for her, but I guess exciting for us…because it means we aren’t dead, or forced to look at these dying girls….we were on the edge of a decade and now we’re onto a new one…like everything has changed while nothing has changed at all.
If 2019 was bad or if it hurt your feelings because you are a pussy, blame yourself….and make 2020 better…or shut the fuck up…no one cares about your “plight” or accomplishments…even the most successful of people is irrelevant in the grand scheme of things that’s why I encourage you to follow my lead and stop trying while still judging girls like Sarah Hyland and making fun of their bodies….
I am glad the New Year is here, I was so tired of the year in review turned into a 10 year in review, filled with “see ya next years.
So as Sarah Hyland welcomes us to the Roaring 20s…with her mutant shit….Where’s Barbara Walters to ask her WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE cuz it’s 2020….call the Eye Doctor cuz I see 2020..and I wish I didn’t…her gunt on her skinny frame is like no other….say twenty twice..to distract you from this….and remember that what 1010 x 2 equals….cuz THAT where we are at right now…as we look at Hyland nips.
It is going to be a weird fucking year.
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