Vanessa Hudgens, a Disney Trained puppet, who is clearly on some Pinocchio level of weirdness, which makes sense because she’s a Disney Kid, and Disney created Pinocchio, at least the movie…..and it’d be safe that was because Walt related to the story because nothing he did was at random, and any movie that he produced was one that he felt a deep affinity towards, it was the 40s, to make an animated movie took fucking years and cost more money than he had…so it is safe to say the foundation of his company culture is on some Pinocchio level of puppetry…
Anyway as you know the Disney Talent coordinators who find the next big stars are obviously weirdos who spend their days with kids, watching the kids perform, or training them to turn that raw talent into marketable skills…which is why the ones who make it through the system are singers, dancers, actors, media masters who have work ethic while keeping a smile on their faces because they represent the happiest place on earth, their captors or maybe their owners, if slavery still existed….thanks to bad parents wanting that American dream….willing to sacrifice the kids for that American dream….
Then for whatever reason at 18, they all turn to softcore porn, I’ve seen every Disney Kid over 18s vagina in some capacity over the last 20 years….including Hudgens…it’s obviously calculated or a product of being a Disney kid…
So seeing Hudgens dance to some Cardi B shit isn’t all that weird, it’s a trending song and meme and Hudgens isn’t up against it, if anything she’s getting orders from the top to promote it, because it may in some way or another be a Disney owned production, I don’t know what record label Cardi B is on….but since the song is so big, it could just be Hudgens trying to stay relevant, but it seems like she’s doing it pussy out before a split just to remind you that girl can fuck if she puts her heart and soul into it, just not well enough for her boyfriend who dumped her and brought her to this point in her life of being a whore looking her best she’s ever looked on social media.
It’s hard not to like this.
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