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2021

02

Feb

Nina Dobrev Bikini Clickbait of the Day

Nina Dobrev is not some life changing celebrity, but are any celebs really life changing….she is however a beacon of hope to all the Eastern Europeans stuck in communism, that you can use Canada as a loophole to buy citizenship, get work as an actress that gets the attention of casting directors in the USA, to pull you down there, give you that work visa and allow you to exist amongst the stars…

I don’t think she’s been in anything since her Vampire show that was a huge hit, but thanks to social media, where she’s posting clickbait for attention or clout, to keep the dream alive….and this is that clickbait…

I think that she’s a nice reminder that when a bitch is old, washed up, tired, over and done with the whole celebrity thing….she can still find love…but that’s not the reminder, the reminder is that she’s a beacon of hope for all the ginger losers out there, that love will conquer all, and despite a life of being teased, you could end up with a babe like Nina, so long as you’re a bilionaire snowboarder…

Like Rosie Hungtington before her, who gave hope to bald men that if they were action stars, they’d get a model too….only this one’s for you gingers…just get that snowboard, start doing those tricks, get shares of Gopro before it hit, and CASH the fuck in….as an American hero…and you TOO will get the CATCH of the litter…or whatever the fuck that expression is.

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