Sophie Simmons is potentially the most VALUABLE KISS collectable for the KISS fans out there who like to jerk off to other things that GENE SIMMONS has made with his semen….not that his music or brand identity as KISS was made by his semen…but I do know Sophie Simmons was…

I did just google KISS collectables, because this era of insanity involves people selling POKEMON cards for millions of dollars, Unboxing Baseball cards as grown ass men and making millions of dollars, or selling animated GIFs as DIGITAL art for millions of dollars….so I figure some ROCK ICONS like KISS must have some MILLION dollar MERCH….and they don’t….

The best I found was a $31k autographed rehearsal paper….where 10 people are watching….and 12k Paul Stanley Hat that 70 people are wathching….and based on my calculations, Sophie Simmon’s piss is worth more than that and NOT even in VIDEO on her ONLYFANS….but in the fucking toilet….everytime she flushes since she’s 1 of 2 heirs to the KISS empire…

She’s been trying to do the IG model thing for a while, she has big tits so I am surprised she hasn’t pulled it off, I am sure I could help her with both the big tits and her instagram model work…but mainly with the big tits….which apparently she’s turned her back on, as she’s clearly trying to show off her ass….in bike shorts which are far less gay when on a rich socialite reality star celebrity kid than some weekend warrior dentist in line at Starbucks for his post ride smoothie..

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