Nina Dobrev wears a mask at what I’ll assume is at a place that she’s getting her asshole waxed, you know those Romanians and their hairy gypsy assholes….or maybe she’s getting her pre-cancerous cells lasered off her cervix like the lady who used to make me my sandwiches…who announced her HPV pussy for being the reason she wasn’t there one day after I finished eating my sandwich…back when I could leave the house and get a sandwich…

I know she’s not here getting fucked by Carrot Top’s biggest gag….that he’s Shaun White the snowboard aficionado and billionaire she has sex with…I don’t know if snowboard aficionado is the right thing to describe your ginger haired Olympic hero, but I’ll run with it since no one is reading this….

I assume that she will probably get impregnated by him, but for now, she’s a budding entrepreneur with a wine company she does with Julianne Hough….since drinking is a solid medicine to heal your broken soul….a little cause and solution to all your problems…

I also assume she doesn’t get too much botox, because she looks like a Romanian or Bulgarian exported to Canada, who landed a TV deal, and is now living the American dream….you know rockin’ some mileage which is nicer than rockin’ a muppet face…even when she’s getting her asshole bleached or whatever she’s doing in these pics…let’s just hope she’s not masking outdoors because that will make me hate her and the propaganda she’s pushing on us.

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