What came first, the pussy or the pussy wedgie…

That’s a dumb question, I guess you need a pussy to have a pussy wedgie, so it’s not some big philosophical mystery, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t a mystery around the pussy wedgie….

The mystery around the pussy wedgie comes in the form of whether it is intentional, a fashion statement, modern cleavage as I’d expect it to be based on all the girls with tight pants jacked up their cunts that I see on the internet and in real life…this is not limited to internet girls trying to get followers…I have seen pussy wedgie’s so intense that even with my shitty eyesight I’ve seen from across the street…I mean that’s SUBSTANTIAL PUSSY LIPS needed to give that level of PUSSY wedgie…where shit can be basically seen from space…

Or does the pussy wedgie just happen organically when the pants are tight enough, the pussy is fat enough, you know it just sort of works its way up in there….

Pussy wedgies are amazing whether it’s intentionally being pulled up into themselves cuz it feels like masturbation, or if it’s just a design flaw that’s been turned into a win, you know empower the pussy wedgie, there’s no shame in having a pussy, despite what the media tells you as they replace women athletes with men on women’s hormones….

The mystery around the pussy wedgie doesn’t matter, so long as these girls keep bringing the evidence they exist for us to do further research.

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