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2021

11

Nov

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck is going on with Candice Swanepoel’s face. It looks like she’s one of the middle of the road moms from the suburbs who discovered the primitive face filtering apps back in early instagram….turning themselves into a fucking cartoon or ghost…

The good news is that the ugly chicks or the tech entrepreneurs have figured out the ugly chicks are the majority and they’ve invested in better systems to game the internet with the AI version of yourself that’s not actually yourself but it’s technically you in the picture so you can pretend and commit to it….

There was a time, many many years ago, when it required a hot chick to be a hot chick….and now that’s thrown out the window…so I can understand why an older Candice would be a newb to the whole face filtering, she’s likely never had to do it before, because she was hot…from the era of hot models…and I guess she’s still hot but what the fuck is going on with her damn face…..as I look at her mom pussy region…because THAT IS THE KIND OF GUY I AM…

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