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2021

11

Nov

Kaia Gerber Bra of the Day

Pretending to be a model, posing like an model, for your own selfie, is pretty obnoxious and if you leave the house you’ll see girls doing that all the LIVE LONG DAY…

However, when you are a clone of a 90s top model, whether from some weird lab in the mountains of Malibu behind her dad’s Cafe Havana where him and Clooney fuck on their pile of money….or just from her mom’s UTE, that’s code for UTERUS….the model poses are the normal poses a motherfucker does…SHE doesn’t know how to pose in any way other than model poses…

Its’ like when you see a hunting dog hop right into hunting, or a race horse bred to race…or a Greyhound dog that runs fast…you know BRED FOR THE MODEL POSE…so she’s pretty good at it.

Whether she should do biggger more interesting things with her money, access, celebrity or not is not for us to say, I mean all these people doing low hanging fruit things like Pete Davidson…SEE SHE FUCKED PETE DAVIDSON…and some people are saying he gave her AIDS…but that’s to be determined by a crack team of investigative journalists…

I expect more, but take what I can get, because there are low hanging fruit instant gratification people out there, and there are BOTTOM feeders….I am a bottom feeder…and I’d feed off her bottom, not to see what Pete Davidson AIDS tastes like, but unfortunately, that’d be what happens…

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