This is not a PRO BRAD COOPER post…..I just want to put out that disclaimer before I get into my very unimportant analysis…

The titty exposing “actress” who google just told me is dating Robert Pattinson from TWILIGHT and turning Kristen Stewart fame is one of those uneventful, not even very hot, fake low level models who may have trended once or twice, but was rich enough to get into the right parties, the right clubs, in front of the right people..

She decided, like so many whores before her, that she was worthy of an acting career of her own….so the natural way to do that was to fuck an A-Lister…USE THAT PUSSY TO MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE….that is what you have the pussy for….

So even with her pussy getting rejected by an A-Lister that saw all her dreams come true when he was inside her, just not cumming inside her, at least not in a way to knock her up, maybe he was slipping birth control into her drinks, the date rape drug for the guys who can’t rape because everyone wants to fuck them…including Irina Shayk, who knew to MAKE THAT SPERM LAST….FOR 18 YEARS OR MORE…because that’s some fucking PAYOUT she may or may not need, but it definitely takes off some pressure….not bad for a small town Russian girl. INFILTRATING proper.

Anyway, last week, she “threw shade” at Brad Cooper, to make a tabloid story no one cares about because no one reads tabloids anymore, our world is UNDER ATTACK…you know…more important shit going on….

But yeah, despite having another A-List cock in her, she’s crying about the A-LIST cock that wronged her, because he’s a better headline….and it is ALL by design as she tries to be seen as her own person, a real person, not a cunt that celebs use like it is their Kitchen Trash Can…

The real question is why is it so hard for her to become famous or an A-List on her own, she’s a chick, she shows her nipples, acting requires no talent, she fucks the right people who know the right people….I guess she’s just that unimpressive.

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