Tanlines are natures Highlighter to remind you that a tanned bitch is hotter than some pasty white fat bitch eating a box of donuts while watching her “stories”….

They say that the sun will destroy you, will cause you cancer, despite being the FUCKING SUN, basically our ENERGY source that powers this whole simulation…you know our CHARGE BLOCK…but of course they’ll tell you the sun is dangerous, because they want you to not be experiencing your FULL human existence….SO work in that windowless factory like the slave that you are all day, while getting deeper and deeper in debt, so the EVIL puppet masters can basically OWN you…further enslave you….as they figure out how to permanently DIM the sun to make our climate more comfortable for their ALIEN species…because they can’t be fucking human from where I’m sitting…

I say, let’s focus on the hot TANLINES!

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