Here’s some Camila Cabello doing her best Sports Illustrated Body photoshoot for the paparazzi in her native Miami, which may not really be her native Miami, I am not really up to speed on her origin story, she may be Elian Gonzalez for all I know, floated into town on a old communist door that still had some float in it, or some sort of raft crafted from used condoms and old Russian Ketchup bottles….because leaving communism is hell, which is why we shouldn’t want our society to go communist…EVEN if it worked out nicely for Cabello and a few other Cubans like that hot Anna De Armas, despite her Ben Affleck AIDS we assume she has….

Anyway, clearly, the good American dream that most Americans can’t manage to pull off, which is why it is still a dream for many…..worked out nicely for this one because she can afford all the beans and rice, cake and candy, fast food and AMERICAN KETCHUP HER heart desires, until it gives out on her, like a True American heart….all half dead from all the shitty foods…

I could make fun of her big fat square flat cuban ass that is totally out of proportion with hr tits….but I wouldn’t mind trying to bury my face in it to see if I could taste her lunch…because a fat dumpy ceelulite ass and thighs never scared me..it’s not FAT CHICK enough for me to repulsed…but it’s close.

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