I don’t know what Eiza Gonzalez is signing a Brazzers DVD, but that’s what I am going to assume is being signed, which brings up a pretty good fucking point, who the hell is out there asking these scumbag celebs for autographs, do people STILL get off on that shit, collect that shit, cherish the meeting of the celeb, maybe hope it will become a collectible worth money one day….or did Eiza just hire some groupies to make this titty moment for the paparazzi seem more legit…because I am of the school of the school of thought of “who the fuck is Eiza Gonzalez”…

I know she’s a Mexican actress, her mom is a manager, she had a compulsive eating issue when she was younger, so was likely fat, but has it under control now that she’s gone Hollywood…

I just don’t really buy into any celebrity origin story, assume they are all human trafficked, and just last week Eiza had bleached hair, which is apparently a sign of MK ULTRA mind control…they bleach their hair after reprogramming them….just ask KANYE WEST…who is currently in a REBOOT after his programming did a little BSOD…BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH motherfuckers…

She’s no longer blonde, how quickly these shapeshifters change, but her tits are pretty real looking, and that’s what we are here for…drape your braless body ins ome silky fabric and let us imagine you naked so we stop asking questions of where the fuck did this bitch come from and why should we care?

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