Some dudes like asshole because it’s where the shit that they beg for on their chests comes from….GERMANS….right…

Some dudes like asshole because they pretend that girl’s don’t actually shit, even Amber Heard, who according to court documents shits the bed….but we’ve conditioned ourselves so hard to make a dirty asshole into a sexual orifice that wouldn’t taste the same when licking it if you think about the shit that passes through it multiple times a day because ladies actually shit a lot.

I like the asshole because it’s a sign of seeing about all you can see in a sext, I mean I guess actual fuck videos or dildo videos are the next level of that, but the asshole is that breaking the ice that takes you there and for that reason alone, the thong is the best fucking prop because some of these girls pretend they aren’t showing asshole at all, and anything to make the landing a little softer, to make them feel less slutty while writing things like “I would cum so hard in that ass you’ll be burping it up ACID REFLUX, if only I could still cum, you cock teasing whore….imagine what your dead relatives are thinking of you right now…”….you know impotent sexting, it’s a thing….

So here are some assholes behind thongs.

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