I think all celebrities are bullshit, I think anyone who has any views is a fucking puppet slave to the man, but I guess that could just be because as a talentless hack I have no views, and feel like other people who I consider talentless hacks should also have no views, so you know where I’m coming from when I call these people scams.

I don’t believe things go viral organically, I do think that the internet is easy to manipulate when you have some money, and sure, some people may have slipped through the system and made it on their own, but at a certain point they all sell out.

So DUA LIPA who claims to be a plus sized model from the UK….and ALBANIAN REFUGEE from thee 90s war in Bosnia…..just so happened to be a singer, so she launched a youtube like the millions of other girls out there…but her youtube was just that much more substantial that she got a lucrative record deal and now she’s a pop icon, every song viral, tons of money being made…it’s a little convenient.

The good news is that fake or contrived origin story, shitty music, trending lame ass popstar or not, Dua Lipa has titties and wears stripper looking outfits because society is cheap slutty trashy, because you make as much money being low quality and lazy, so why bother trying to do good.

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