I know what you’re thinking, if a lady wants a contrast on her skin, it should be from your orgasm splatter, which is precisely why no one is asking for your orgasm splatter, you’re creepy….even your mom thinks your orgasm splatter is disturbing when when she sees it all over your bedroom wall when she’s cleaning your room while you’re playing videogames…..and she’s your fucking mom…..these random babes didn’t birth you and don’t see your value…..you can really only blame yourself.

I, on the other hand, think a good tanline on a lady’s skin, giving a nice contrast between what has been sunkissed or sprayed down with cancer causing chemicals all for the sake of vanity, is perfectly fun without orgasm splatter….it highlights the good parts, makes me think they are active and adventurous in bikini or skimpy underwear, and I write romantic storylines around their tanlines…because romance isn’t dead just because they’ve shoved throat fucking porn down your throat all these years…or maybe it is, but at least the throat fucking porn has made girls think “I’ll post my tanlines, it’s not like I’m posting throat fucking porn” and I like that approach.

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