Josephine Skriver is a hot, genetically altered, made in a lab as a designer baby for a mad scientist she calls day, but this isn’t about her…it’s about her pool noodle….

This is for anyone who has a pool noodle fetish, which I guess would be like one of those people who has inflattable fetishes, you know, he fucks the blow up pool toy and needs one in order to climax, but for the pool noodles, which do have a hole so you could probably fuck one like it was a pussy if you tried, probably tighter than any pussy too…more friction…but I wouldn’t know, since I don’t fuck pool noodles.

I am more the kind of guy who’s pool noodle fetish would be based on sniffing pool noodles after being used by naked hot chicks like Josephine Skriver, but in the through the legs, riding the pool noodle like it is a pool noodle pony, making it the BIKE SEAT of the water…

You’re right, it probably wouldn’t absorb the scents I’d want it too, but you never know, there could be a pussy rank enough to leave a mark….or maybe the build up of all the pussy on the pool noodle, assuming it’s a public pool noodle may catch some of the pussy drippings…at which point I’d too busy trying to fuck the pool noodle to notice….it’s all so overwhelming….

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