You know, I used to shit on Kate Upton, not officially, since she was a rich kid who wasn’t in the model game for the money, she was in it for something to do, or for the celebrity and attention, as rich models do…..not that I could have afforded to pay any model to let me shit on her, or would I pay any model to shit on her, but I shit on her with WORDS…the other anus.

Anyway, I’d call her boxy, sloppy, square, but the tits were enough to carry her, and this was like a decade ago…so 10 years older, a mom of kids, not really in a better position to justify that mom look…but at the time it was confusing….

She’s doing what she made a name for herself doing…BIKINI shit…now with a body that makes sense since it’s not 19….and a body that looks exactly like it did to me when she was 19….

So yeah, Kate Upton in a bikini with her Husband who just won a World Series and landed a 200 million dollar 3 year contract…so they’re chillin’.

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